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I see what you did there
Well that's good news. TY for the leadership. Now.then, who's next 🧐
7) The 3-hour "cabinet meeting" that was obviously a self eulogy.
Behold! Postcard from my collection, no date.
i'm. in. tears. 🤣
🖖🏼🙅🏼♀️
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the opposite of target is guitar
Work in progress. Neptune, 12x12” paper collage. From a photo I took in Santorini.
Same. I also have a weird commitment to never feed the beast intentionally. Also I can recognize AI written content immediately. It reads like oatmeal mush. Hate it. 😐
Occam's Razor. Agree.
I HAVE A SUGGESTION 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
My hunch is he had a stroke and can't speak.
Sounds more plausible. He probably pulled over to pass out.
Yes. Yes I do. It's beyond journalistic malpractice. The MSM is an arm of the trump administration at this point.
No need perhaps, but it's completely obvious in this case. 🤷♀️
A+++++
I know that news camera has a soft filter set to 25%+
But I know that hat is HUGE 😳
Hello ... Who put in place Project Warp Speed???????
Today does feel lighter, doesn't it?
Preside at his funeral 🤞🏼
Amazing. And that's a follow.
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Un-possible.
He and his administration has been installed to destroy the United States in every conceivable way possible and he reports directly to Putin. It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
All it's missing is a giant neck brace and giant forehead bandage to complete the outfit
A sling? No one needs a sling. This looks like a kid cosplaying "I'm hurt!"
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Preferably in Monstro Don-Elisasue fashion, spraying his entire assembled "cabinet" in a shower of rancid orange spray tan-goo and non-verbal diarrhea.
Grift, corruption, trump.
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hear hear. i'm ready.
Remember 2015 when we were all 25 years younger
Thursday mood
it's way worse than that. in practice it is full support and enablement masked with a non-existent conscience. they're as cowardly as they are dishonest, to themselves and everyone around them. Hard pass.
Nothing could have prepared me for the joy of having the exact right size container for some leftovers
Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
That part.
A+++
Still don't. I didn't even know this was a restaurant. I thought it was a Hickory Farms knockoff. 🤷🏼♀️
I'm in 🧶
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All it's missing is the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song 🤡
You're being generous.
But the food is still cold and gross.
Exactly. I don't understand it.
JACK: i'm telling you there's water up there JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
Yes please 🤩 #caturday www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRty...
#caturday 🥰
That and our health extortion system, yes.
He greets you at the gate 🐈⬛⛩️ #art #watercolor #traditionalart #caturday
for no reason whatsoever (i <3 sctv)
😅😅😅
I hate that movie
i hate it here.
It's part insanity too. This never-ending race to the bottom is impossible to believe much less comprehend.
We're a joke being overtaken by racist, thieving, idiot goons.
Ebola-level rot. I don't know how we make it to the new year.
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Steve is losing his marbles
somehow, apparently, and defying physics
He's building himself the play room he's always wanted.
And totally expected.
they're not a particularly fear inducing bunch
And he shrinks an inch.
A++++
I literally cannot. I would have thrown myself off a cliff 5 years ago, perhaps 10.
INTERVIEWER: what makes you think you are right for the drive-thru job DONALD DUCK: *says something completely unintelligible* INTERVIEWER: congratulations you’re hired
And completely inept
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ BINGO
*Any nation's
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
I get your reference, but in this case Nurse Ratchett would be POTUS.
THAT PART.
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In this case, with Vlad literally owning half of the GOP including Trump himself, I think it's more of a thing than you do.
I disagree. Putin made a powerful and effective statement on the global stage that he is de facto POTUS. All of it. The soldiers on their knees rolling out a red carpet, the clapping, riding in the limo. The only thing missing was Vlad sitting in the Oval Office with X flinging boogers at him.
Godzilla Raids Again (1955)
Happy Caturday… 🐱 #caturday #bluesky
This isn't hard. Putin is de facto President. He made that point clear as day today.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a fiddle? Putin can't play the fiddle.
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Ok cats, humans are getting sleepy. Time to be a little freak
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