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Kryten 5000

@sharpstick65.bsky.social

An overall pain in the ass and an actual bench scientist immunologist/molecular biologist in the Philly burbs. Vaccinate your damned spawn. Phillies, Eagles and Flyers

created December 4, 2023

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Profile picture Kryten 5000 (@sharpstick65.bsky.social) reply parent

He's probably going to try to send national guard assholes to Chicago.

2/9/2025, 1:56:25 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They do that with a lot of dementia clients. It helps if they wander off.

1/9/2025, 5:13:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely it was. A nasty piece of campaigning.

1/9/2025, 5:09:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, in Goldwater's case the shrinks were probably pretty spot on.

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1/9/2025, 4:59:44 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK Jr is one of the dumbest people in existence

1/9/2025, 4:37:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My longest ever subscription was to the Post. I've never been happier to cancel a subscription and I've never felt bad about it.

31/8/2025, 9:59:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Part of the idiocy of this is that anybody would consider moving to Oklahoma for the "opportunity" to teach in the worst and most poorly funded place for K-12 education.

31/8/2025, 7:01:37 PM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The national guard never left a 2 block area.

31/8/2025, 6:15:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's going to take decades to recover from this nutcase. No scientist with any integrity could continue to work for any division under control of the HHS. I understand the need for people to be there to try and minimize the impact of the crazy but no way would I put my name on an HHS paper.

31/8/2025, 2:12:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you done with that one? Let's take a look.

31/8/2025, 1:58:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I absolutely loved Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy. Orsillo's giggle whenever he lost it always had me laughing as much as whatever caused it.

31/8/2025, 1:30:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dementia is a terrible thing. He probably thought he was 25 and had to chase some black families out of his father's housing development. He didn't hear the cybertruck coming around the driveway at Bedminster.

31/8/2025, 12:49:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus. Somebody actually managed to find something more annoying than the Iowa diner crowd. I didn't think it was possible.

30/8/2025, 5:38:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cooper, which I find oddly humorous.

30/8/2025, 4:26:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people are just so damned weird. Worse than being weird though is that each and every one of them is ripe for foreign honeypot missions. Shit, they are the easiest espionage targets in the history of espionage.

30/8/2025, 4:24:16 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drive Away Dolls is also good in the same vein. Missing Aubrey Plaza though.

30/8/2025, 4:12:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guarantee nobody followed up with. "What qualifications does Kennedy have that make him an expert in public health"?

30/8/2025, 4:10:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's out of her gourd.

30/8/2025, 3:34:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's smart for them to put his name on the shirt in case he wanders off.

30/8/2025, 3:02:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kryten 5000 (@sharpstick65.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for the update!

29/8/2025, 5:45:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He bailed on Bluesky pretty much as soon as his Biden book bombed

29/8/2025, 4:42:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We did not hang anywhere near enough rebels following the civil war.

29/8/2025, 12:41:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has Polis always been an antivax wacko? I know there's a fair overlap between the Maga crazies and leftie weirdos on this issue.

29/8/2025, 2:14:52 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcvA...

29/8/2025, 1:13:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like Jeebus saving Trump from a sniper but deciding to whack a firefighter for some reason.

28/8/2025, 9:07:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was really hoping the cowboys would pull a giants and let him play with the eagles.

28/8/2025, 9:06:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven't had a maple cream in years.

28/8/2025, 6:59:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm going with the apple fritter #1 and last the old fashioned. Although won't actually turn my nose up to it in a pinch.

28/8/2025, 6:58:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A reply I posted that can work on its own too.

28/8/2025, 6:26:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing from any agency under HHS can be trusted. I don't know how exactly but we will have to find a way to continue to generate and share scientific findings. I worry they may try to manipulate Medline and other NLM databases.

28/8/2025, 6:25:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Sirhan Sirhan was a time traveler but they fucked it up so he was early.

28/8/2025, 6:19:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is irrefutable evidence that the only cure for a bully is repeated kicks in the groin. I would pay to see him on a loop receiving the big balls treatment.

28/8/2025, 5:49:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The physically inactive inclusion is basically a giveaway.

28/8/2025, 3:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you Will

28/8/2025, 3:03:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You just know that the only response this asshole would have to the question "What does the mitochondria do"? Would be "It's the powerhouse of the cell".

28/8/2025, 1:29:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sean Hannity didn't eat a meal in NYC that wasn't, at least, 20%saliva and bar rag wringings.

27/8/2025, 10:59:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's no way that I could work there under current conditions. I don't blame them for leaving.

27/8/2025, 10:56:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like a Prayer. I've always loved that song.

27/8/2025, 1:18:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn't know much about either the Swift or the Kelce families.

27/8/2025, 1:05:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are only a few months out from needing a Stalin buzzer so they know when they can quit kissing his ass. www.youtube.com/shorts/0chXS...

26/8/2025, 6:27:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't doubt the NSA recruits heavily from this group. Cryptography savants.

26/8/2025, 6:17:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's an Arabic term. Amazingly powerful events. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haboob

26/8/2025, 4:22:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kryten 5000 (@sharpstick65.bsky.social) reply parent

You could have stopped at band trip.

26/8/2025, 1:46:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks I snagged that image. I'm going to try this when my daughter gets home from school this Thanksgiving. She loves chilies de arbol.

26/8/2025, 1:11:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frank Pepe's white clam pie is incredible.

26/8/2025, 12:37:08 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've seen what you eat and I don't know if you have much of a dog in this fight.

26/8/2025, 12:35:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it would be so cathartic when you realize he was bitten.

25/8/2025, 10:26:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not going to be OK until ICE is completely disbanded and all DHS functions are rolled back to their pre 9/11 status.

25/8/2025, 10:11:27 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuuuuuuuck you.

25/8/2025, 9:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, that checks out for me. I had a friend do an undergrad semester in a lab. When I went to grad school in that lab a year later, I noticed that her 5M NaCl was on the shelf next to my bench. I grabbed it as a memento, and it was close to 1/2 solid when I got my PhD five and a half years later.

25/8/2025, 7:54:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't leave any of my kids in a room alone with an evangelical christian.

25/8/2025, 5:43:39 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is nothing non-creepy about Dobson or any of his FoF acolytes. The entire movement is full of this shit.

25/8/2025, 5:42:24 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI is definitely the next dot com bubble. The overpromising and underdelivering started off stupid and are just getting worse.

25/8/2025, 5:32:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sick of the media just putting this shit on video without a voice overlay explaining why it's insane.

25/8/2025, 5:28:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stanford doesn't subscribe to the Jounal of Immunology?

25/8/2025, 11:48:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barely literate halfwits. They even have a uniform of sorts.

Pictures of white people with wraparound sunglasses whining about something from inside their car. Most likely because their families or roommates told them to STFU.
25/8/2025, 11:41:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't decide which option I prefer. Why not both

24/8/2025, 9:46:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should head to Canada.

24/8/2025, 9:43:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yale should insist on getting that degree back.

24/8/2025, 4:39:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a policy I can get behind.

24/8/2025, 3:42:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like this one too. Good advice for dealing with cops www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D...

24/8/2025, 12:16:53 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.aclupa.org/know-your-ri...

24/8/2025, 12:13:49 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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California should eliminate every republican in congress.

24/8/2025, 1:20:46 AM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well I'm sure glad that's over.

24/8/2025, 12:26:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fucking bonfire I would have after we cut this cancer out.

23/8/2025, 11:28:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God I hate these fake democrats. It's time to take apart the machine.

23/8/2025, 11:21:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shogun Assassin or if you're a completionist the "Lone Wolf and Cub" series.

23/8/2025, 10:53:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, that takes me back.

23/8/2025, 10:49:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You whine like a fucking toddler. Man the fuck up.

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23/8/2025, 7:08:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's 3.3 mph. Basically barely higher than a moderate walking pace.

23/8/2025, 6:52:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think he's also told her that she's going to be pardoned during his lame duck session.

23/8/2025, 5:24:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something tells me that he's winded by a flight of stairs.

23/8/2025, 5:22:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These halfwits are so dumb that they don't even know when they're being mocked.

23/8/2025, 5:18:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember back in the days of Bush the Dumber that people in DC would routinely flip off any motorcade on the chance that it may have contained someone from his administration. I would hope that continues with this batch of fascist halfwits.

23/8/2025, 3:58:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 3:31:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shit, now that image is in my head.

23/8/2025, 12:58:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'd think if they wanted this halfwit to be the US attorney in NJ they could have the Trump bootlickers making up the gop senate majority confirm her. Imagine how bad you'd have to be to make that not possible.

23/8/2025, 12:57:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a possibility in Texas. To make this map some safe gop seats are more competitive. It's not likely but it would be a great kick in the balls to those assholes if it happened.

23/8/2025, 12:51:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democratic States should eliminate Republicans all together in retaliation.

23/8/2025, 12:48:44 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's going to take decades to recover from this and that assumes we can win the midterms and remove the gop from the presidency in 28.

23/8/2025, 12:35:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This group can really use some donations if you can spare a few bucks. They are an incredible resource working in a terrible environment.

22/8/2025, 10:02:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's true. Although I think Bolton and crew would really have preferred a full on invasion.

22/8/2025, 9:55:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of everyone these fascists could pick to pull this crap I think John Bolton is probably the last one who would actually be intimidated by it.

22/8/2025, 1:40:14 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can not come to terms with the fact that some people genuinely look up to this barely literate halfwit.

22/8/2025, 12:50:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a clown show. John Bolton is a garbage human but he's probably the last man who would ever actually be intimidated by this bullshit.

22/8/2025, 11:40:08 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm afraid the word genocide has already been diluted to become almost meaningless. Legally it means one thing but among "the masses" sometimes it's not the same.

21/8/2025, 11:21:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Edit *Desperately

21/8/2025, 10:42:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Despertl looking for that picture of Jesus "hugging" a little kid that looks much more salacious than "hugging".

21/8/2025, 10:41:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep kicking ass!

21/8/2025, 10:33:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck but I despise Nina Turner.

21/8/2025, 6:27:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any hospital or health care organization that complies with this wildly illegal invasion of privacy should be immediately torched.

21/8/2025, 4:42:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The last Bed Bath and Beyond store closed in 2023. I don't think they're coming back to anywhere.

21/8/2025, 4:33:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of many reasons this administration has made a post Trump reconstruction of the federal government an incredibly necessary thing. We absolutely have to put a stop to this control by "norms and tradition" bullshit and hard codify the executive branch of the government.

21/8/2025, 4:28:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's pathological.

21/8/2025, 3:31:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The New York Democratic establishment wants to know why the city is shitting all over them. They just need to look at the corrupt scumbag who the party foisted on them as the mayor last time. It's nice to see the city not letting them get away with it this time.

21/8/2025, 2:02:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Washington Post was the first newspaper I personally subscribed to. It was, by far, my longest subscription. I've subscribed to some real garbage over the years, but I've never been happier at dumping one than I was getting rid of The Post.

21/8/2025, 1:59:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll never forget pulling into the Focus on the Family campus many years ago with the singular, and urgent, goal of taking a monumental road dump. I stopped in at the gift shop, yes, they have (had) a gift shop, and there was a bronze bust of James Dobson for sale. It was a horror show of grift.

21/8/2025, 1:52:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm guessing that JD and magats in general don't know the difference between mimicking and mocking.

21/8/2025, 1:52:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the perfect time to let loose a few stink or smoke bombs. See how fast those gutless assholes open the doors.

20/8/2025, 8:16:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view