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@shellsloan.bsky.social

Woodworker, lifelong thinker of improper ideology, cat lover.

created March 3, 2025

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Twenty nine of lawnmowing for free is cheaper than the 13 year old next door.

2/9/2025, 1:33:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm afraid we'll see an Executive Order eliminating those benefits of Labor.

1/9/2025, 4:58:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a pool? Put me in for ten.

31/8/2025, 5:14:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are the discussions like 'Donny's asleep now. Are you naked, Vladdy?'

31/8/2025, 12:40:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I vote no.

31/8/2025, 12:36:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh was it Kryptonite or did you just learn certain limits of men your age?

31/8/2025, 12:33:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliant!

31/8/2025, 12:30:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too small for todays SUV and lifted 4 x 4 trucks. Great for scooters though.

31/8/2025, 12:28:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think we need a photo everyday of him with a 'proof of life' newspaper with the days news in the picture.

31/8/2025, 12:16:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got him! Happy Caturday!

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30/8/2025, 7:47:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's 'going to charge the contractor'? Will that be after he wasn't going to be paid?

30/8/2025, 7:43:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tough call. Kinda like you call it tomato, I call it bullshit.

30/8/2025, 7:35:00 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It should be named 'Project 2026 and beyond'

30/8/2025, 7:17:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would love for God to work one of his 'Mysterious Ways' while the Butt is being Snorkeled. Freakout the entire cabinet with many witnesses.

30/8/2025, 12:33:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My goal is to outlive him and piss on his grave. MANY MANY MANY TIMES. And I'll bring friends.

30/8/2025, 12:26:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is buying off SCOTUS?

30/8/2025, 12:06:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps it's time for SCOTUS to get their heads out to Trump's ass, too.

29/8/2025, 10:53:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you do for a living, Susan? For the life of me I can't figure it out.

29/8/2025, 7:09:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They always a have a snarky little smile on their face. Condescending little bastard.

29/8/2025, 7:04:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charlie, you do know you can't inseminate your hand. Right?

29/8/2025, 7:00:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure the kids would love the whole prison atmosphere. Throw in a pat-down to really make it memory they will carry into adulthood. "When I was a boy......."

29/8/2025, 12:41:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a surprise! town hall. Maine needs to have another one with or without Gramma Collins.

28/8/2025, 5:24:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was a child, I would have had absolutely NO social connection with this freak. I agree with JFK's daughter Caroline.

28/8/2025, 2:17:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK JR has cut funds for mRNA research. This will affect medical research for years to come. Please Google all the benefits of mRNA and what we will be denied. You will get mad.

28/8/2025, 1:01:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he mixed up his Moores. Could it have been Mary Tyler Moore? Dudley Moore? Roger Moore? Granted they are all dead but given his dementia..........

27/8/2025, 9:44:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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President Pedo has always thought of the military as losers so he probably likes demeaning them with busy work.

27/8/2025, 9:30:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tRump said this during the 2024 election: "You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It’ll be fixed, it’ll be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore". All he needs now is a National Emergency to suspend the elections in 2026 and 2028. Maybe a fire at the Capitol?

27/8/2025, 9:20:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

If YouTube TV doesn't drop FOX, we'll drop YouTube TV. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

27/8/2025, 9:04:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time for God to work in one of his mysterious ways.

27/8/2025, 8:53:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oops. Don't forget pedophilia.

27/8/2025, 8:51:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. He's a water management expert, too. Who'd of thought?

27/8/2025, 8:49:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

The officer's injuries don't hold a candle to what my cat can do to my hand. He is just playing and not committing a felony.

27/8/2025, 8:35:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA's arthritis cure.

27/8/2025, 5:36:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

So will tRump. As usual.

27/8/2025, 5:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump has installed enthusiastic spies in almost all areas of government. Trust no one.

27/8/2025, 5:17:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Viva la Grinder!

27/8/2025, 4:57:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's all congratulate Seth on his contract renewal and for bunching up President Trumplskin's knickers.

27/8/2025, 4:47:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Every news story like this reminds me of tRump's quote from the 2024 election. "You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It’ll be fixed, it’ll be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore". Between Project 2025, Elon Musk and his legion of brown shirts, this is their goal.

27/8/2025, 4:44:44 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only history President Trumpleskin knows is who said bad things about him.

27/8/2025, 4:28:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The few. The proud. The trash collectors.

27/8/2025, 1:00:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought idiots were excluded from receiving the NOBEL Peace Prize.

26/8/2025, 11:59:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just more daily fuckery.

26/8/2025, 11:53:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Rewrite Project 2025 to reflect a Democrat point of view and call it Project 2029. (Might have to add a few special chapters.)

26/8/2025, 4:01:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The blood thinners aren't working. Make them thinner. Real thin.

26/8/2025, 3:45:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously, are there any systems in modern society that President Pedo understands except cheating and lying?

26/8/2025, 3:37:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He will figure out what President Myung said by midnight. Expect a nasty post by 3 AM.

26/8/2025, 2:19:51 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Well get with your buddy tRump and fix it Chuck! Your clock is ticking.

26/8/2025, 1:54:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Legacy media is useless. Support independent media.

26/8/2025, 1:36:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When your net worth goes up by millions, all prices seem cheaper.

26/8/2025, 1:26:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he dies from this, God is a patriot.

25/8/2025, 5:18:10 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

This Nazi timeline is 100% correct. The similarities between the Third Reich and the Turd Reich have been painfully obvious since the first term began. The only difference is there are less guardrails because the GOP and SCOTUS are frightened little facists.

24/8/2025, 1:55:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Only they will speak the truth.

24/8/2025, 1:41:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look out. He looks like he's gonna blow up.

24/8/2025, 12:40:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Caturday from the slammer.

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23/8/2025, 8:44:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every world leader in this photograph is thinking 'I don't believe a word he says. We'll find out how he really feels with his posts tomorrow.'

22/8/2025, 3:06:00 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is also very musical.

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22/8/2025, 2:58:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are Democrats writing this down to put in their book Project 2028?

22/8/2025, 2:42:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The results should read 'Outstanding health of patient. The results are the best this MRI tech have ever seen. Nobody has ever seen perfect results like this ever! They will go down in history as the most perfect results in the world of MRIs'

22/8/2025, 2:37:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Mom I THINK Kash might be staring at me. Make him stop!'

22/8/2025, 2:14:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definite proof of the Dunning-Kruger Theory. This is the "phenomenon where individuals with limited knowledge or competence in a particular area tend to overestimate their abilities and expertise". Obviously if tRump were to take a test on grass he would ace it.

22/8/2025, 2:10:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While watching this video, my overwhelming reaction was 'Somebody please close the gate and lock them up.'

22/8/2025, 1:59:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congress should also be prevented from creating and trading Crypto Meme coins, Stable coins or anything that creates wealth from position in the government.

22/8/2025, 1:56:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not surprising at all. The the BB Bill added millions to ICE. Now he has the funds for racism. Gotta keep the Gestapo working.

22/8/2025, 2:37:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, Cracker Barrel changes are upsetting for the right, but they'll always have their beloved TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH AND CUTS FOR MEDICAID to ease their minds.

21/8/2025, 3:29:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

When he dies, tRump will whine at the gates of HELL that it was rigged by the lunatic Democrats.

20/8/2025, 6:27:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. No heaven, no Nobel Peace Prize.

20/8/2025, 5:37:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There will soon be a new display in the Smithsonian documenting all the contributions of the GOP to the Bipartisan Infrastructure Act with special emphasis on the unsung heroes like Nancy Mace. It will include photos of Nancy in her jammies on the streets of DC trying to build support for the Act.

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20/8/2025, 5:33:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Authentic lunacy. Yep that's tRump.

20/8/2025, 5:07:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is apparent he has a high IQ, too.

20/8/2025, 4:40:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think he is being misunderstood. The voters were alive but were Democrats so they were dead to him.

20/8/2025, 4:33:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tRump was telling the gang at Fox News that he's worried he won't get into heaven. However, much like a Nobel Peace Prize, it ain't gonna happen.

19/8/2025, 11:26:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prediction: He will sue the Nobel Prize committee for discrimination for 5 billion.

19/8/2025, 11:16:37 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does Barr miss his special pal, too?

19/8/2025, 2:10:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How soon will they launch missiles?

19/8/2025, 2:07:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which is exactly what corporate media should use a headline.

19/8/2025, 2:03:29 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES YES YES!!!

19/8/2025, 2:01:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bondi has already complied and sent both pages by USPS.

19/8/2025, 1:57:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody have President Covfefe's email? He might want to frame this one.

19/8/2025, 1:55:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taser sales MUST be skyrocketing for personal protection from fascists.

19/8/2025, 12:33:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are patrolling the best locations for photo ops.

18/8/2025, 11:35:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who did he push out of the way to be in the center?

18/8/2025, 11:19:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And a backup alarm.

18/8/2025, 11:15:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Washington, we need to show our library card and our first grade report card. You know, like most countries.

18/8/2025, 11:14:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps "Breaking Laws" is a better term.

18/8/2025, 4:52:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tRump forgot closing the polls at 6 pm.

18/8/2025, 4:48:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoa. I never saw that blame coming for tRump's Russia Russia Russia 'ending the war in one day' problem,

18/8/2025, 4:28:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm pretty sure the Nazis had a similar problem with tourism.

18/8/2025, 4:21:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If one of Putin's election promises was to humiliate the US president in one day, he nailed it.

17/8/2025, 6:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time for him to come out of his parent's basement closet.

17/8/2025, 6:41:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What? Caturday already? How about some Pillow Talk?

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16/8/2025, 3:48:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to go golfing and pick something out of the Qanon bag-o-conspiracies. Maybe Laura ha something she's been sitting on.

16/8/2025, 2:24:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The smart people were in the LAST administration.

16/8/2025, 2:18:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is an illegal immigrant.

16/8/2025, 12:09:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those printer cartridges can be tricky.

15/8/2025, 10:30:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not always. It depends in the age of the girl.

15/8/2025, 10:19:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Claps his hands like a trained seal.

15/8/2025, 10:11:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Distressing is mild.

15/8/2025, 10:06:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Legal issues like this keep Turley awake all night.

15/8/2025, 1:32:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tRump will be hosting the Kennedy Center awards. Read it hear first, he will get an 'award' for something.

15/8/2025, 1:12:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course Antoni was there. This would be a really easy True/False question.

14/8/2025, 5:16:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view