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Twenty nine of lawnmowing for free is cheaper than the 13 year old next door.
Woodworker, lifelong thinker of improper ideology, cat lover.
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Twenty nine of lawnmowing for free is cheaper than the 13 year old next door.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm afraid we'll see an Executive Order eliminating those benefits of Labor.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a pool? Put me in for ten.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Are the discussions like 'Donny's asleep now. Are you naked, Vladdy?'
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
I vote no.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh was it Kryptonite or did you just learn certain limits of men your age?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Brilliant!
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Too small for todays SUV and lifted 4 x 4 trucks. Great for scooters though.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we need a photo everyday of him with a 'proof of life' newspaper with the days news in the picture.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
He's 'going to charge the contractor'? Will that be after he wasn't going to be paid?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Tough call. Kinda like you call it tomato, I call it bullshit.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
It should be named 'Project 2026 and beyond'
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
I would love for God to work one of his 'Mysterious Ways' while the Butt is being Snorkeled. Freakout the entire cabinet with many witnesses.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
My goal is to outlive him and piss on his grave. MANY MANY MANY TIMES. And I'll bring friends.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is buying off SCOTUS?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps it's time for SCOTUS to get their heads out to Trump's ass, too.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
What do you do for a living, Susan? For the life of me I can't figure it out.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
They always a have a snarky little smile on their face. Condescending little bastard.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Charlie, you do know you can't inseminate your hand. Right?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure the kids would love the whole prison atmosphere. Throw in a pat-down to really make it memory they will carry into adulthood. "When I was a boy......."
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a surprise! town hall. Maine needs to have another one with or without Gramma Collins.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was a child, I would have had absolutely NO social connection with this freak. I agree with JFK's daughter Caroline.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK JR has cut funds for mRNA research. This will affect medical research for years to come. Please Google all the benefits of mRNA and what we will be denied. You will get mad.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he mixed up his Moores. Could it have been Mary Tyler Moore? Dudley Moore? Roger Moore? Granted they are all dead but given his dementia..........
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
President Pedo has always thought of the military as losers so he probably likes demeaning them with busy work.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
tRump said this during the 2024 election: "You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It’ll be fixed, it’ll be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore". All he needs now is a National Emergency to suspend the elections in 2026 and 2028. Maybe a fire at the Capitol?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
If YouTube TV doesn't drop FOX, we'll drop YouTube TV. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for God to work in one of his mysterious ways.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Oops. Don't forget pedophilia.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. He's a water management expert, too. Who'd of thought?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
The officer's injuries don't hold a candle to what my cat can do to my hand. He is just playing and not committing a felony.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA's arthritis cure.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
So will tRump. As usual.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump has installed enthusiastic spies in almost all areas of government. Trust no one.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Viva la Grinder!
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's all congratulate Seth on his contract renewal and for bunching up President Trumplskin's knickers.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Every news story like this reminds me of tRump's quote from the 2024 election. "You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It’ll be fixed, it’ll be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore". Between Project 2025, Elon Musk and his legion of brown shirts, this is their goal.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
The only history President Trumpleskin knows is who said bad things about him.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
The few. The proud. The trash collectors.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought idiots were excluded from receiving the NOBEL Peace Prize.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Just more daily fuckery.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Rewrite Project 2025 to reflect a Democrat point of view and call it Project 2029. (Might have to add a few special chapters.)
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
The blood thinners aren't working. Make them thinner. Real thin.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously, are there any systems in modern society that President Pedo understands except cheating and lying?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
He will figure out what President Myung said by midnight. Expect a nasty post by 3 AM.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Well get with your buddy tRump and fix it Chuck! Your clock is ticking.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Legacy media is useless. Support independent media.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
When your net worth goes up by millions, all prices seem cheaper.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
If he dies from this, God is a patriot.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
This Nazi timeline is 100% correct. The similarities between the Third Reich and the Turd Reich have been painfully obvious since the first term began. The only difference is there are less guardrails because the GOP and SCOTUS are frightened little facists.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Only they will speak the truth.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Look out. He looks like he's gonna blow up.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Every world leader in this photograph is thinking 'I don't believe a word he says. We'll find out how he really feels with his posts tomorrow.'
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Are Democrats writing this down to put in their book Project 2028?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
The results should read 'Outstanding health of patient. The results are the best this MRI tech have ever seen. Nobody has ever seen perfect results like this ever! They will go down in history as the most perfect results in the world of MRIs'
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
'Mom I THINK Kash might be staring at me. Make him stop!'
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Definite proof of the Dunning-Kruger Theory. This is the "phenomenon where individuals with limited knowledge or competence in a particular area tend to overestimate their abilities and expertise". Obviously if tRump were to take a test on grass he would ace it.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
While watching this video, my overwhelming reaction was 'Somebody please close the gate and lock them up.'
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Congress should also be prevented from creating and trading Crypto Meme coins, Stable coins or anything that creates wealth from position in the government.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Not surprising at all. The the BB Bill added millions to ICE. Now he has the funds for racism. Gotta keep the Gestapo working.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, Cracker Barrel changes are upsetting for the right, but they'll always have their beloved TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH AND CUTS FOR MEDICAID to ease their minds.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
When he dies, tRump will whine at the gates of HELL that it was rigged by the lunatic Democrats.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. No heaven, no Nobel Peace Prize.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
There will soon be a new display in the Smithsonian documenting all the contributions of the GOP to the Bipartisan Infrastructure Act with special emphasis on the unsung heroes like Nancy Mace. It will include photos of Nancy in her jammies on the streets of DC trying to build support for the Act.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Authentic lunacy. Yep that's tRump.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
It is apparent he has a high IQ, too.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he is being misunderstood. The voters were alive but were Democrats so they were dead to him.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
tRump was telling the gang at Fox News that he's worried he won't get into heaven. However, much like a Nobel Peace Prize, it ain't gonna happen.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Prediction: He will sue the Nobel Prize committee for discrimination for 5 billion.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Does Barr miss his special pal, too?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
How soon will they launch missiles?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is exactly what corporate media should use a headline.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
YES YES YES!!!
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Bondi has already complied and sent both pages by USPS.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Anybody have President Covfefe's email? He might want to frame this one.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Taser sales MUST be skyrocketing for personal protection from fascists.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
They are patrolling the best locations for photo ops.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Who did he push out of the way to be in the center?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
And a backup alarm.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
In Washington, we need to show our library card and our first grade report card. You know, like most countries.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps "Breaking Laws" is a better term.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
tRump forgot closing the polls at 6 pm.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoa. I never saw that blame coming for tRump's Russia Russia Russia 'ending the war in one day' problem,
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure the Nazis had a similar problem with tourism.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
If one of Putin's election promises was to humiliate the US president in one day, he nailed it.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for him to come out of his parent's basement closet.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social)
What? Caturday already? How about some Pillow Talk?
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to go golfing and pick something out of the Qanon bag-o-conspiracies. Maybe Laura ha something she's been sitting on.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
The smart people were in the LAST administration.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
He is an illegal immigrant.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Those printer cartridges can be tricky.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Not always. It depends in the age of the girl.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Claps his hands like a trained seal.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Distressing is mild.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Legal issues like this keep Turley awake all night.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
tRump will be hosting the Kennedy Center awards. Read it hear first, he will get an 'award' for something.
shellsloan.bsky.social (@shellsloan.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course Antoni was there. This would be a really easy True/False question.