So you get a medal for car accidents now? Or is this in lieu of paying Rudy the money he owed him?
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So you get a medal for car accidents now? Or is this in lieu of paying Rudy the money he owed him?
In which he cheated and still lost.
I see your Cuomo and raise you Stephen Miller.
Melanie caught Dump cheating with a porn star again.
I has the absolute pleasure of working with Graham at a theater in Toronto in the 1980s. A great actor and a true gentleman. Tobacco down, prayers up.
Dear Lord, please let Rudy die by falling from his hospital window and landing on Dump. Amen.
We can't be that lucky, although we'll take the win.
9/11 was so 24 years ago. The tic tok generation only knows him as the joke he became.
Even if something is spelled correctly...
Is that actually Dump? Not to be all crazy conspiracy theorist but he looks like double.
He can't. He has been disbarred.
He wasn't shot at Butler. Consumers pay tariffs. He lost in 2020. Dominion voting machines are not rigged. DC is not a crime ridden hellscape. Dems are not lizard people. Trans people are not dangerous. Immigrants are not eating cats and dogs. All Republicans know how to do is lie.
Canada is waiting, fingers crossed. The maple syrup will flow like wine when he finally kicks.
Are those leaves a clear and present danger, cause they look harmless to me.
We hate the idea of negotiating with JD Couchfucker but anything is better than Dump. 🍁
Is "well" the word you were looking for?
She was his cousin(Google it)
Now, he looks healthy and happy.
Didn't answer the question, you useless cow.
Not since Steven Segal has a has-been actor used law enforcement to try and remain relevant.
We found better, local things to drink. Plus your "president" is a fascist pedophile. ♥ 🍁
This is really the part I can't figure out. He is despised. America is swimming in guns. Do the math.
How can we spit on his corpse if we can't see it?
We should continue to say that he is dead and that everyone is so happy because now J D Vance is president. If that doesn't kill Dump, nothing will.
Absolutely. MAGA is a cult of personality and JD Vance doesn't have a personality. Even MAGAts hate him.
For one whole evening, I allowed myself to believe that Dump was dead. Best. Night. Ever.
He's dying? 🤞
We are all praying for Dump to die. I think we would all settle for JD just being maimed. As nice as I can be to that couch fucker.
Do they give Nobel Prizes to ChatGPT?
We Canadians love to drink but hate tyranny and threats to our sovereignty. Fuck around and find out, America.
Well, they keep deporting the hard working immigrants who used to do the gardening, so the military seems a logical replacement.
Both.
Yeah. I do miss being able to visit friends but the risks are just too great.
And the US saves millions because he isn't golfing. It's a win-win.
At least the fake Dump will have fake Melania to keep him company.
All across Canada. You will hear us banging pots, cheering, honking horns and dancing in the streets.
Can't believe anyone would willingly fly Air Canada.
I wouldn't miss that funeral for the world.
So you CAN polish a turd.
Dear entitled white male MAGA assholes: Maybe, just maybe, stop acting like total dicks, and the world won't be so mean to you. The world.
You are not helpless. You just think you are. Fight back.
But. Not. Fast. Enough.
Ugh.
Yes, but he is boning Kristi Noem.
Excellent point. The US glorifies violence in movies and video games but you know it isn't real. Show the bodies. Show what the inside of Sandy Hook really looked like. Show kids, your kids, cowering in their active shooter drills. Make it real.
My money is on terror attack. The US is so weak and such a joke, with your military picking up trash and policing your own citizens, that you can count on one of your many enemies to strike. Good luck and good night, America.
My dearest Martha, The war has been brutal. Limbs lost...trees, mostly....and I have misplaced my beloved work gloves, the ones you embroidered for me so kindly. Why does Ken Burns keep filming me? Who is playing that violin?
Thank God the scourge of cigarette butts and plastic bags has been neutralized.
Even better. Do it, please.
Yes, absolutely.
Yes, but the world can still want nice things like Dump dying. MAGA is a cult of personality and idiots like JD Vance won't wield the same power. Much easier to get JD out than Dump. I hope he dies tomorrow.
Yeah, i guess that whole "America, home of the brave and the free" thing was total bullshit.
Wow, are you misjudging your audience here.
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Didn't realize saving Cracker Barrel's logo was a campaign promise. Strange platform to run on.
Now what is MAGA gonna lose its tiny mind over?
Dump said he was sending in the military to fight crime. Apparently that meant littering. Maybe they can do jaywalking and removing mattress tags next.
Yeah. Not how water works.
A mentally unstable, pathological lying, narcissistic pedophile dictator, to be exact.
Rise up.
Seriously, does no one have a gun in America? End this.
He just needs to die already.
And decent Americans continue to do.....nothing.
I don't even need to watch the video to know you are correct.
I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.
And the GOP are Nazis. Even if Dump drops dead tomorrow (please God), I don't know how America comes out of this as an intact country. Civil war feels inevitable.
Was the Stars and Stripes jockstrap sold out?
What?
All true but I still intend to party my ass off.
"We're just gonna do it" sums up Dump's entire 2nd term. Whatever guard rails America thought they had were flimsy and easily leveled. Your country is a joke.
We Canadians have been asking that since January 20th.
YMCA, Memories, and all of Kid Rock's hit.
That is 8 more than I would have expected.
More likely he's finishing a bag of Doritos.
Please make it so.
While Newsom's trolling is world class, the jokes do write themselves.
38% of Americans are morons. Sorry, racist morons.
That, and it has "Cracker" right in the name.
Maybe Dump applies his orange face paint with the back of his hand. That would explain a lot, like his inability to blend.
The Homeland. The Fatherland. Same difference.
Why?
Now Dump can blame JD when Putin keeps killing civilians.
Fuck All The Way Off
Look at the way he is standing. It is terrifying to see how aggressive and cocky many men become when you give them some military tactical gear, a badge and some power over their fellow humans.
January 20, 2025.
She is within Dump's loaded diaper stench zone. Maybe her eyes were watering.
And is Barr claiming to have read every document and viewed every video?
Biden, according to Mace in that same interview.
Does she know Biden is no longer president or is she too busy inspecting genitalia in bathrooms?
The first step in bringing back slavery.
Not actual cheating. Just the suggestion of cheating If America doesn't end this now, it will be decades before you actually get to vote again.
"I see dead voters"
One page per day, completely blacked out.
What is the point of hookers using Chat GPT if it doesn't resolve all international relations?
Not just shame but the very real threat of attacks on American soil. America is hated in the world right now and Dump's embarrassing attempts at looking tough make you very vulnerable. Hegseth is a joke and in over his head. I am starting to think we Canadians could take you in a war right now.
I hope they show up in sweat pants and crocs.
No CHATGPT is writing letters to Putin and the hooker is signing them.
They can stay in the empty hotels because no tourists are coming to America. Also, the American taxpayer is paying for it.
Also possible: -A fake health emergency -Having National Guards open fire on civilians in DC -releasing Ghislaine Maxwell -bombing Europe Nothing is off the table.
Sadly, no. If MAGA is prepared to accept pedophilia as "ok so long as Dump is doing it", there does not seem to be a rock bottom anymore.