not to mention the traffic getting in & getting out
We cannot build bananas in America!!
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not to mention the traffic getting in & getting out
gaithersburg to laurel to alexandria to bethesda to....ok grandpa
Gonna need to see some Feats of Strength at this point. Not just his usual Airing of Grievances.
mcdonalds is older than cracker barrel by nearly 3 decades
it's more likely he chokes on a burnt steak than the 25th would even be contemplated by his sycophants.
"rendered assistance" how? did he falsely accuse her of tampering with an election and ruin her life?
if they send feds into NYC to pick up trash, I hope they issue them earplugs to fend off the constant heckling they'll receive.
rudy just has to get a reference to 9/11 into everything
youtu.be/DcHxW82Eeik?...
HAPPY LABOR DAY EXCEPT TO ALL THE WINDMILLS AND NANCY PELOSI
just waiting to steal your water
hope-scrolling is such a nice change, though
apparently they had a birth
I'd settle for hospice
He will post something on "truth" and break all of our hearts. And then somebody will figure out the post used punctuation correctly and the conspiracy theories will start that somebody else posted it, not him.
GOP put forward a recreational heroin user to be in charge of public health, & the GOP Senate confirmed him, because some tiny portion of the electorate thought that same dangerous, unhinged crank was somehow qualified to be President vs their ordained cult leader and gave him consolation prize.
I expect there will be epic power struggles as the cult loses hold.
or into a piglet
thank goodness they're armed
The drugs ads that warn you that side effects may including gambling or thoughts of serious self-harm...like how did this make it to the market??
they should hand out iphones and teach them how to play Candy Crush, like NYPD
underwater radar? did he just reveal some new undisclosed military technology? (no. radio doesn't work underwater. he is full of shit.)
While carrying loaded sidearms.
Imagine having to leave your civilian job to be deployed on Fat Nixon's "emergency litter pickup detail".
Look, Mr Special Boy has his Diet Coke button placed right in front of him. JFC what a spoiled toddler. What a jackass.
"loves labor"?? motherfucker crossed an NYC picket line and NOBODY here has forgotten it.
I keep a set of 3M Peltor Tri-Flange plugs in my subway carryon...3 sets for $9, almost always can find a pair
don't miss her in "21 Chump Street" youtu.be/ELBGa6-uOhc?...
Golf courses are the fifth most common place for people to suffer from sudden cardiac arrest. Keep golfing, donnie.
Years ago there was a guy who regularly rode the F train in Brooklyn dressed as a space alien who played what I'd describe as Torture Jazz on a saxophone, broken up with his story of being an alien visiting from another planet. At the end he'd say "now you must give me money or I will play again!!"
Just wait until these guardsmen finally go back to their civilian jobs. "You were deployed? What vital mission did you do? Are you embarrassed? You should be. "
"And I didn't know about the hundreds of athletes abused by the "team doctor" at OSU for decades. Nope Still Don't." fucking liar youtu.be/iSP3PUHmCvc?...
I would like the federal government to open a Bob Evans in my NYC neighborhood.
Putin is going to send Lenin's embalmers over to preserve Trump's corpse so his acolytes can put him on display in the National Archives.
uh he's not wearing any gear. let's see how he does with ~40# of vest, etc
once when I was on a picket line they handed out whistles to the picketers. Maybe it's time for people to start using whistles to warn that ICE is in the area. Let me tell you, whistles are annoying as fuck. The cops had to BEG the picketers to stop.
They made us take square dancing classes. Let me tell you just how vital that was to my career. 50 years later, I am so grateful to Henry Ford for his vision.
Do we think Congress will be afraid of JD Vance & kow-tow to his every whim like they are of Orange Julius? I don't.
hopefully they pulled this shit on at least one person who happens to be an attorney & we'll be hearing more about it.
I'm gonna hand out some fish & benjamins tacos.
I also use a Herrs Potato Chip bag as my wallet. Or sometimes one of those short-stack pringles cans.
soft spoken while bombing civilians and civilian infrastructure. he's just misunderstood.
"exercise 'til failure" for hegseth is a negative number, because he's a walking talking failure
Miller apparently shops at the JC Penny outlet store. Or goodwill.
OK fine but how about the Epstein Files?
"need"? or opportunity? I feel like people suddenly saw that there are countless suckers in the world, and the internet provides the most efficient grifting platform in human history.
Splenda, also known as sucralose, was discovered accidentally in 1976 by scientists at Tate & Lyle while researching new uses for sucrose. A young researcher misheard instructions to "test" a chlorinated sugar compound and tasted it instead, finding it to be exceptionally sweet.
that's funny, the videos I see are mostly people yelling at them to get the fuck out of their city and to go fuck themselves.
sort of explains why he did what he did to the Rose Garden. You would think such a crook would be more fond of green.
As a matter of fact, they make the WH look like a cheap car dealership. Fitting, really, considering the huckster sitting in there right now.
wasn't a history major but I'm about halfway through "How Democracies Die" by Daniel Ziblatt and Steven Levitsky and eeeeek
How did Rubio ever become a person of any importance? Such a completely empty suit. A real testament to just how shitty Florida politicians are, in general.
1 being great, 10 being a disastrous embarrassment that will never be lived down.
why do you think they walk funny?
Public transit
was it a 6" or a foot long? If it is charged as a foot long but turns out it's only 11", I wonder if the case gets tossed.
This is all some TV show for Fat Nixon to them. But to the rest of us, they look like ridiculous, weak bullies.
How many TV cameras did they bring? I noticed the Border Patrol thug in LA, Bovino, had his own guy recording a stand-up hit for him outside Newsom's press conference. Something for Stephen Miller to pleasure himself with, no doubt.
Well I'm not the mayor but I am an NYC resident, and trust me, Pam does not want to see my response. But hey if she's a GQP that's brave enough to step foot in this city, by all means, come on up.
you can get your apartment's rent history here: hcr.ny.gov/most-common-...
I can't tell you how many times I've smacked the crystal of an expensive-ish watch inside an equipment rack & thought "fuck I hope I didn't just scratch it. "
it's right at the top of the lease form (assuming they send you the form they're supposed to -- woe unto them if they don't, I'm guessing)
I would like to meet ALL of the corgis
Wait until he hears about the guy who's not permitted to purchase pirogi.
Golly even more bureaucratic bullshit for landlords & tenants to deal with, I'm sure they'll LOVE that. My most recent stabilized lease renewal package was literally like 50 pages, with all the forms & notices that have to be attached & counter signed.
I read once that Melania & Barron speak to each other in Slovenian in front of Donald, and I hope it's true & it drives him nuts.
I have someone in Tennessee who isn't responding to emailed invoices from their pest control contractor.
with his right hand covering the bruises on his left hand...pretty much every time you see him.
So many terrorists are driving around DC without seatbelts. It's shocking, really.
I think somebody could track his social media barfs & compare those to what's on TV by time & compile a pretty accurate picture of his viewing schedule. My guess would be +/- 4 hours/day
pants-pissing coward
maybe YOU don't take pleasure from smacking your vegetables
holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second
at another point they mix up brand campaigns with Wendy's. A real knee-slapper, her & klayman. also, Loomer self-dox's her own cell phone number. I wonder how long that number will last.
the "server" should be charged with sexual assault.
Being homeless is not a crime. How about instead of the $450m/year it will cost to run the Trump/Desantis Florida Concentration Camp, they spend that money on housing??
97 degree heat index & 60% humidity in DC today. I hope they're fucking miserable.
the heaviest russet potato was almost 12 pounds. just FYI
A billionaire from fucking North Dakota is pissing-pants scared of the Big Bad City. Go back to your secured compound in North Dakota and stay there.
Fat Nixon has never ever taken a stroll around DC outside of his WH bubble. I was thinking the other day about how past presidents would go out to restaurants or make other outings in the District. This guy? TV & diet cokes in the residence, while his ENTIRE FAMILY stays away from him.
is "Kash" like 4' tall? I had no idea. Shorter than Gym Jordan?
that fucking punk looked like he got a one-punch bloody nose but sure, let's turn the entire population of DC against all federal LEOs "for ratings"
trump will announce somebody is going to build a $2bn banana factory in Indiana. In two weeks.
pierogue mahone
That's pretty much what got rudy guiliani to block me on twitter
Won't ever read anything on substack, bud
I want to see the pierogi vendor tell Dersowitz NO PIEROGI FOR YOU! ONE YEAR!
haha exactly!
somewhere I have a photo of a patron at the Met Opera wearing a swan as a hat. For Lohengrin I think.
I'd vote for Sliwa's cat before I'd vote for Cuomo.
I'm hearing it in my head as said by gilda radner playing barbara walter. kwor-rum wah-went.
proud of our traitors? no we are not.
I got a look at the new giant flagpole finally & omg so tacky. it's like a car dealership now.
Sean Duffy must be terrified.
In the same way Nixon visited the Lincoln Memorial in the middle of the night in 1970, Trump will visit the 24-hour McDonald's restaurant near the White House.
