That’s always been true for this guy
Poker, coder, married w children. The whole shmear
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That’s always been true for this guy
Aren’t these Metallica lyrics?
Stephen Miller spends every waking moment deciding into what category people belong. What a miserable existence
You can destroy the gerrymander with monster turnout. Let’s go Texans!
Next week he announces a 15% tariff on goods from heaven
“Can’t” if someone stops them. He can’t unilaterally set tariffs, either
She looks a little too brown for him, no?
He forgot “The hottest band in the land” when introducing Kiss
“Sedition… Sedition!”
“We Deserve” is the central tenant
Do these meatheads think this is the only copy?
If only there was more than this one copy of the Constitution..
Balatro 2: Cavendish Bugaloo
Time for the “P” tape (“P” stands for pedo)
My idea - forget districts altogether. Your state has X representatives? They all serve the whole state. Our connected world means geography isn’t as important as it used to be. Removes all possibility of line drawing shenanigans
The answer is no districts! The modern world is much smaller now - all the reps of your state can be reps of the whole state.
I thought you were going to go somewhere with “No but(t)s 😆
And now we know “pee tape” meant “P tape” all along
If the market tanks, won’t the billionaires be mad?
He doesn’t care what happens. All he cares about the perception of what happens. Perception is reality
He would just claim Official Act
Leaked in 3..2..
“Go all the way” in the modeling business. Not subtle
Thereby releasing her from her NDA
Many of them have never heard of this evidence. The bubble is exceedingly good at not letting that stuff in
And they’re poopyheads and big meanies too
They should just call it Alligator Auschwitz and get it over with - that’s where they’re heading
Utter cowardice
I’m amazed this family pulls in tens of millions from crypto and tribute money from corporations bending the knee, yet still feel the need to make a couple more bucks on TShirts
Would have a chance of working if people actually felt shame
Narcissists believe they can control reality l, so this checks out
When we do it, it’s smart
And lead paint
Totally inaccurate video - those are white people! That would never happen!
Common decency
They should kick the US out now. Just to see his head explode
Taco mad at Tim Apple about something
Nothing will fill the hole Donny. Nothing
Even if they didn’t know who he was (which they did), why are they tackling US citizens for asking questions?
Vibes economy
I think he shares these just to add to the endless firehose of bullshit.
“Mental anguish” means “threw a tantrum like a five year old put in time-out”
People don’t use fucko enough, hats off to you
He still has windows nearby though
That’s how you handle Trump - do what ever he says until he loses interest, then go back to what you were doing
So they should stop blaming the tariffs, because they’re not the problem, but should eat the price increases he admits are caused by the tariffs, that are definitely not the problem? Alrighty
Knicks oughta help
I don’t think it’s a decline - he’s been this dumb forever
No need to panic, Indy’s not shooting 55% from 3 all series
They can’t shoot 55% from 3 for a whole series (can they?)
But it gets him out of my country, so have at it
Can you rig a conclave?
Huge
They agreed on the time to have a conference call. “That’s a deal, mark it down!”
And the Celtics are whining about their physical opponent
I was hoping we could convince Trump to pursue Popehood and leave the US
I think this guy is a terrorist, lock him up
Not insanity as much, more like mind-bending stupidity
Voters only matter if we get to have free and fair elections. If Trump can find a way to make that not possible, he will do it
You could have done all that without tariffs, why didn’t you
“2 weeks” is Trump speak for “never”
People have forgotten what’s it’s like to be punched in the face for saying something insulting. Some folks need reminding
He’ll try, there’s no doubt about that. Nothing has stopped him from anything to this point
Put his spindly ass in jail
AI isn’t ready. I can’t get it to build a web page accurately
Is that pic on the right new? If so, yikes. Time to go to the doctor
I’m in group 8 every single time.
“Provide for the common DEFENSE” is in the Constitution, chucklehead
Another shakedown completed
It was overused by those who saw it coming
At least they’re still trying to look for justification for their xenophobic and isolationist actions. I suspect they will stop trying at some point
I don’t think the question was about the stock market
NATO should preemptively kick the US out, that would be funny
Uh, take phone off WiFi, browse whatever you want. Dummies
I’m not sure there’s a way to enforce their orders, even if they’re up for the job
I think the press should do the same. Let the briefing room be Fox and Newsmax only
Until, say, next Tuesday
A fan sent these in, so we stole his idea and we’re gonna make money off of it
By “the moment”, he means we’re at the point in time where racists are in charge
What a maroon
Do they have to commit crimes first or nah?
They’re working him. That little butt kiss will get him something in return
We have it 10 times over. Are we going for 20?
Amazon disagrees
If we don’t have fair elections anymore, do approval ratings matter?
It’s “whom”. “Whom you referred to as a dick”
No Supreme Court either. They wrote him a blank check last year
“Dark” seems a little strong for this noodle. Maybe “tinted Pence”
Nice country you got there, shame if something happened to it
He says no because, in his mind, he won’t have a successor
And then the martial law comes
That’s why he does it
We are one family, except for the people I will single out and blame now…
They generally don’t stop until forced to.
I feel like he has improved as the year went on
Only unacceptable because she’s not the one doing the exploiting
He couldn’t or else he wouldn’t have been able to cross his fingers behind his back
This just in - Trump lies.
DUI hire
“Story” sort of implies fiction. I don’t want fiction, I want news