If he had a stroke or an aneurysm they could have shaved his head to operate. He’s not addressing the media maybe because he actually cannot speak. Which is some karma if it’s true.
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If he had a stroke or an aneurysm they could have shaved his head to operate. He’s not addressing the media maybe because he actually cannot speak. Which is some karma if it’s true.
Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days
I snorted so Loud it hurts 😩
How awesome is that turnout!!! 🙌
I’m deceased. 🤣
Or so they made you think! 😵💫
My yorkie would be trying to lick the scissors 😂😂😂
And I’m pretty sure his Botox and fillers too!
A man that tweets at 3am does not say good night at a reasonable hour. It’s totally not him.
We’re not American… we’re American’t.
For him to keep the press so far far away from him makes me think he had another stroke and cannot speak. The short posts that are coherent on SM are not coming from him. The weird long form ranting about baseball was. Then they took his phone away from him.
Then he ran his daughter’s car off the road while I’m guessing they were trying to get away from him. 🤬
If Ivanka and Jared are in the country then something is definitely up. Have they been seen anywhere?
Ears are the key! I learned that from a true crime documentary. If the ears don’t match (the shape of the inside, because lobes eventually droop) it’s not him.
Post a video of yourself with today’s newspaper saying this
Are we sure Trump didn’t have someone rear end Giuliani to distract us from his own dying? 😂
Yes. You are right!
Are Ivanka and Jared in the country? That would certainly be a sign that something's up.
Yasss!!! 😂
We knew he wasn’t completely progressive or else Pennsyltucky would have had a coronary. But he ran on a platform that no longer exists and we think he was full of shit the whole time. You don’t do a complete 180 unless it was in there to begin with. Some neurological disorders are like truth serum.
I'm allergic to dust... dust AND housework. Pls yeet me into the compost bin now. ty.
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
I agree, it looks like he had post stroke facial swelling in the other photo.
Except Reagan. 😂
As someone who hyper focuses on true crime docs I can relate!
Let’s not forget that he also created the “welfare queen” stigmatization of POC. He’s complicit and she needs to stop talking.
And when they say he’s not dead, just keep responding with, “That’s exactly what a dead person would say!”
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September.
My Audition for ICE 😂
Post stroke facial swelling is common. Dammit Diet Coke.. you had one job!
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Make Election Day a holiday… can I run the post office?
Yes and no. Not up close. Not talking to press. He was sans makeup and extremely swollen in the face. I honestly think he had another stroke.
Post stroke facial swelling. That’s my bet.
His face definitely looks more swollen, it is completely possible that he had another stroke.
They may think twice if gun sales start soaring in blue states.
They are planning this in Philly. Lol… good luck with that! 😂
Sure it wasn’t a body double?
Im 100% certain that Elon was an intentional distraction from us looking at what Thiel was doing this whole time.
Part of me hopes it’s his health but the other tin foil part of me thinks he fled for Saudi because his victims are going to publicly testify on Wednesday.
Worry about next week. Putin, Xi and Un are meeting on Wednesday, and Dump wasn’t “really” invited. Unless they know he’s dead or dying and are positioning themselves. What could possibly go wrong!
I wonder if that’s why he hasn’t been seen and no scheduled press events. If he’s not seen until the end of next week, then we know.
The Botox and fillers paralyzed his.
You mean the 18 yo kid he adopted when he was 21? 😂
I hope it wasn’t to Twist.
Of course it’s Thiel. Ffs.
Trump drooled all over them during his first term probably because they cut him a fat check.
Good.
That already exists…. Rod of Iron Ministries - The son of the Moonies cult leader runs it, they have a compound in Western PA.
This fucked up administration said so.
An RN told me to drink a bottle of Gatorade or Powerade (zero sugar) after you get the shots. It helps so much.
He won’t look at her so something is working.
So they are forcing everyone with preexisting conditions to go to the dr (which costs $$$$) and then the insurance may not cover (so more $$$) and if you decide to check that you were a former smoker to get around the rule, you suddenly have a preexisting condition and your insurance goes up ($$$)
Not enough Visine
All republicans are maga republicans… 🙄
And a law prohibiting his family from running for political office.
Isn’t her job also to not get spies in Greenland caught being spies in Greenland?
He’s such a demented narcissist that I don’t think this is his game, but I do think it’s RFK and Miller’s though.
Me waiting for my SSRIs to turn me into a serial killer…
I really need to know more about this!
In Philly????!!! Omfg. You know this is because of what DA Krasner said the other day. Ffs. I look forward to protesting the crap out of this.
If only we had him as our AG instead of maga. 🤬
Same… but insert has panic attack trying to step onto a down escalator.
"Grandpa, were you one of the soldiers in Washington, DC, in 2025?" "You bet I was. I was part of the Great Mulching Brigade on the National Mall, and I led the charge in the Battle Against Five Improperly Discarded McDonald's Containers." "Gee, grandpa. That's amazing!"
That’s parking enforcement, can’t you see he’s writing you a ticket?
Or… or.. a stoner Werewolf hunter horror comedy called High Steaks
Kind of hard to miss him when he’s screaming every time he’s on camera.
CHAOS ERUPTS AT CDC CDC Director Susan Monarez has been ousted after RFK Jr. demanded she change her policy on the COVID vaccine. Top officials from the Vaccine Unit, Zoonotic Division, and the Chief Medical Officer are resigning, per reports. Horrifying news for public health.
Was she from the US? Hope she enjoyed those clicks and views because they’re gonna be her last. 🙄 They need to educate these kids about people like Otto Warmbier.
Only 10???? Shit, I want my hazard pay for Reagan and Dubbya!
It’s continues to be despicable how the media has spent a decade normalizing the orange felon so much so that they are reporting on his authoritarian militarization of Washington DC as if it were a routine military exercise. They deliberately failed democracy for clickbait.
This.
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
“It’s not like the past”. You mean the one where grandpa lobotomized your aunt Rosemary?
Inside the train:
How many are losing their jobs at home because they’re afraid to say no. Is that why they’re getting them from red states and not forcing blue state NGs because red state governors aren’t going to have their backs when they say no?
No red flags there… 🙄where’s our Recount???
Aspartame and Putin
coal and amish baked goods
Benzene and Cheesesteaks
The movie where Duran Duran got their name from.
I had to go to the back of the vault for this one!
I had to go to the back of the vault for this one!
Tulsi knows a lot about being a foreign authoritarian government’s bitch.
His death date will be our new July 4th.
Yasss!!!
Omg I’m trying so hard not to post spoilers. But Im just going to leave this here 🍇
Capitalists don’t ride the bus, they can afford groceries and nannys for their kids. They just hate poor people and cruelty is their playbook.
And so should the group of national guardsman off to the side watching it happen.
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