Trump’s mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age
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Trump’s mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age
Vaxxed?
Join him, @schumer.senate.gov
Ditto.
Nate should’ve stuck to sports
Time to do my weekly passing of the campaign hat. If you can donate something, regardless of how much, it’ll really help. If you’ve already donated something, you’re awesome! If you can’t donate, you can still sign up to get email updates for what the campaign will be doing. Have a great Labor Day!
I’ve conditioned my young one to alert me every time one is spotted on the road for my subsequent middle finger.
Sorry i was late to the bbq i was rendering aid to a victim of domestic violence* *i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well
Joe Biden looks like a robust man as compared to lard ass mccankles with his mouth wide open. Where’s the media on covering this festering pile of goo?
They aren’t taking the leaves. DC better watch out during fire season!
Trump (and Melania) alive and well on the golf course today. Suck on that shitlibs!
Gruden plane tracker dot com
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
I take a different combat approach:
He starts randomly jabbering on about getting into heaven. Mysterious bruising on his hand. He disappears from the public eye for days. Even a child would suspect something was up. Everyone but Congress and mainstream media.
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Spotted in DC
The dishes are done, man
He’s good at having a last name.
Arch Manning, you are a Jaguar!
She had a much bigger penis though.
It's stunning how much he's transformed into his mother, actually.
Yikes, JD Vance better hope JD Vance doesn’t hear about this!
Did he bite a finger off chomping into a jelly donut?
These rumors are ridiculous. Trump is fine. A photographer got this picture of Trump playing golf just a couple of hours ago.
At least we tried
I'm handing out copies of the Constitution.
Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case
He’s more like Grandpa Joe
not the trump admin faking an alibi from a girl named reagan
Holy shit, the conspiracy theories would be THROUGH THE ROOF. And I would be spreading most of them.
Sounds like a job for Let Me Solo Her
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
Would be a great start to the long weekend though
He dies before we get GTA6 🔒
Don’t forget the cankles
Dear Santa, Please make his heart explode. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Signed, Everyone on the Nice List
Real trying to get to sleep on Xmas Eve vibes around here
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I’ve been sober for almost two years, and I’ll relapse in celebration.
Add the reports of music blasting all day by the Rose Garden and the official White House response is it’s the Orange turd spinning his private ones and twos all by his lonesome.
this is “stuff pillows under the blanket to make it look like someone is sleeping in the bed” levels of cover up
Where’s Trump?
Here he is chillin’ at MAL:
It would still be a joyous day for me if Mike Pence had had the courage.
My birthday is J6 😔
Can we get a statement like this from every Democrat in the country?
she looks nothing like him
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Fuck it. Make these posts into diss tracks.
joni ernst you chicken bitch, you "we all die" marie ancornette-ass bitch, you "haunting the river where i drowned my children"-looking ass bitch
I’m Graham Platner and I approve this message.
Chris Pratt Announced As New Voice of RFK Jr. hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...
Fox News won't ask this, of course, but the next question for anyone else should be, "Ok, then I assume you support government-funded mental health programs with easy access for Americans all across the country to end this scourge of violence?"
Schumer, Jeffries propose strongly-worded letter to counter RFK Jr.'s purge at the CDC.
The CDC has learned its lesson. by Susan Collins
The United States of Trump wants you to forget all about America.
preferably notarized
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Let's say a Democratic president had absolutely no respect for congress, a coequal branch, appropriating funds, tariff policy. Let's say that a Democrat was deploying the National Guard to cities controlled by Republicans.
Why can’t people see that the level of incompetence in this administration has lead to irreparable harm & more is to come?!
Definitely not buying this one now. Thanks for the scoop, Bless!
Newsom: Perhaps the president could deploy the National Guard in every corner of Mississippi. Murder rate is out of control there. And the governor may want to make that phone call.
Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve on the Minnesota shooting: "The sad thing is we can't sit here and tell them that help is on the way. Because we're not going to do a damn thing about it."
Same energy:
Since 1999 Americans have seen 2,000+ shootings in houses of worship. I don't want to hear a word from MAGA extremists who claim mass shootings happen because "we've taken God out of schools." It's not God out of schools that's the problem, it's NRA and gun lobby money in your coffers that is.
According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago. 8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois. And yet Trump is sending troops here.
Has he seen his own face?
Charlie and Tony Clancy’s Chocolate Factory
Sat next to his dad in Chicago last year. Very cool pops.
Shuler: This is the choice working Americans have been given: chaos, or the same broken status quo. We wanted cheaper groceries—and we got tanks in our streets. We wanted affordable health care—and instead, 16 million Americans are about to be kicked off their coverage
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
But can that pussy skeet though?!?
Spelling Bee Buddy with Benefits Edition
Neato!
They are sending soldiers into cities to prepare to intimidate people at the polls next year. They gerrymander because they can’t win on policy. They intimidate because even gerrymandering won’t work at this point.
Iowa tonight is exactly why Republicans are redrawing their maps.
They really did the thing
One more time 👏👏👏
A glimpse into Trump's make-believe world of "giant water valves" in Northern California…
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, any books on his mental state coming any time soon, ya bum?
Take this clip and a camera onto the streets of Dublin or Edinburgh and you'd quickly assemble a feature-length documentary of the most withering insults known to man.
You should end every happy skeet with a “neato” from now on.
Constituent: You talked about abuses in the medicare and medicaid system and I found interesting that the president pardoned someone that defrauded the medicaid system for $1.3 billion
Bill Corbett 