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@thehatchman.bsky.social

Novelist. Screenwriter. Opinions are mine and do not blah blah blah.

created February 24, 2025

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Republicans have a widower fetish.

2/9/2025, 6:03:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cuffs are a matter of leg length. Long legs; cuffs. Short legs; no cuff. Or, avoid the issue altogether and go with plus-fours.

2/9/2025, 5:50:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a silly twat.

1/9/2025, 8:31:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The innernet has taught me a valuable lesson in that in Vietnamese “Men’s XXXXL” = Boy’s Medium.

1/9/2025, 8:25:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d feel better if the headline read “choked on a wiener.”

1/9/2025, 7:10:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe this has been debunked.

1/9/2025, 6:57:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:38:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupid White A$$h0le Trump

1/9/2025, 4:32:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally a “Just had brain surgery” hat.

1/9/2025, 12:05:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Try harder, #NewHampshire:

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31/8/2025, 11:56:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have to be a working actor… does anyone cast this loser anymore?

31/8/2025, 8:17:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Makes me think the squads formed after WWII to exact vengeance against notsees were on the right track.

31/8/2025, 7:54:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a “hide my brain surgery” kind of hat

31/8/2025, 6:33:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude is totally wrapping himself up in his laundry

31/8/2025, 6:26:55 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.

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31/8/2025, 3:28:16 PM | 18052 6304 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he wrapping his “injuries in laundry?

31/8/2025, 1:14:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cannibals be canniballing

29/8/2025, 6:34:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 6:16:01 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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HORROR: ICE agents violently tore a child from her father’s arms while he was being ARRESTED — for simply trying to RENEW his legal documents. This is state-sanctioned abuse. The media won’t show you. That’s by design. Share it. Expose it. Don’t let them bury it.

29/8/2025, 4:23:58 PM | 229 118 | View on Bluesky | view

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Five vacation trips in eight months looks really good on a resume.

29/8/2025, 3:33:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Block the exits. Deploy the ILNG, cops, sheriff’s deputies, parking enforcement, whomever.

29/8/2025, 2:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People who use “upside” and “upshot” interchangeably should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! (CJH) PS: Listen to the victims. PPS: Send Netanyahu, Putin and 45**/47* to #TheHague.

27/8/2025, 2:49:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That this goober has friends is completely suss.

27/8/2025, 11:49:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charlie Kirk is a walking hate crime

27/8/2025, 10:11:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 10:08:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kirk is a walking hate crime

27/8/2025, 10:02:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only use them for bathroom stops. I flush twice to up their water bill.

27/8/2025, 9:55:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A federal appeals court says that mail-in ballots that Pennsylvania voters submit without proper dates on the return envelope may not be discarded.

26/8/2025, 9:30:03 PM | 114 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goosestepping into history

26/8/2025, 7:45:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Our own team of legal experts were at lunch, so we went with this high school level headline.” I #JailTrump #epsteinepsteinepstein

26/8/2025, 4:10:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Washed down with a cup of alt-right ❄️ tears

26/8/2025, 3:51:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoever runs on a “gonna prosecute every last one of these MFers and send 45**/47* to Uganda” has my #vote THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! (CJH)

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26/8/2025, 3:48:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charlie Kirk is still angry that his parents didn’t love him, as evidenced by the back of his head being so flat, so he formed a n organized hate group

24/8/2025, 7:11:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 7:05:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“It would be a huge step if liberals stopped being so liberal,” says random man with clipboard.

24/8/2025, 6:47:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Crackers gettin’ all mad about getting rid of the #cracker on the #CrackerBarrel sign is about as cracker-assed cracker as it gets

24/8/2025, 4:03:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder where they got their idea

24/8/2025, 12:29:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“If only liberals weren’t so liberal.” Genius.

24/8/2025, 12:27:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 1:38:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#BoycottFIFA

23/8/2025, 1:30:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 1:28:20 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slavery was/is bad. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! CJH

23/8/2025, 1:25:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Done that, but also made her cry. What’s the prize?

23/8/2025, 12:59:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, food!

23/8/2025, 12:17:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, but no masks… progress?

23/8/2025, 12:13:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still seems a bit light. How about, “No Human is Illegal,” “End Martial Law,” and “Impeach Trump?”

23/8/2025, 12:12:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Hague is going to be very busy soon.

23/8/2025, 10:17:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She also didn’t see anything inappropriate in what Epstein was doing… or herself.

23/8/2025, 10:16:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Speinklers” is Trumpydumps real Russian code name.

22/8/2025, 5:56:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing what you can do with an infinite budget

22/8/2025, 5:53:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 5:52:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, gee. If the republicans say so…

22/8/2025, 5:50:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not with her own dick.

22/8/2025, 5:49:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, he doesn’t listen, or attend any of his briefings

22/8/2025, 5:46:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aren’t Diamond and Silk dead now?

22/8/2025, 5:40:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Free that description, he’s never been… pretty much anywhere

22/8/2025, 5:34:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come to Philly; FAFO.

22/8/2025, 5:33:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#BreakingNews

22/8/2025, 5:31:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#epstein #icethugs #armedNG Cover the actual news @nytimes.com

22/8/2025, 5:29:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#epstein #icethugs #armedNG Cover the actual news @nytimes.com

22/8/2025, 5:29:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then you’re on track.

22/8/2025, 5:26:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy is my new hero

22/8/2025, 5:26:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So much for being "tough on crime."

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22/8/2025, 5:15:09 PM | 1092 467 | View on Bluesky | view

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Based on their tendency to fire “accidentally” they absolutely have “service issues.”

22/8/2025, 5:07:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 5:06:24 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My apologies to all you BlueSky nobodies whose #algorithm just jumped; thumb spasm.

22/8/2025, 4:56:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 4:51:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dougie Phresh!

22/8/2025, 4:50:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From my TV news days; “All you need to be a consultant is a clipboard.” That’s an analog I-Pad to you millennials.

22/8/2025, 4:49:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sensing a pattern

22/8/2025, 2:40:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great. Do Bondi and the Epstein files next #FBI

22/8/2025, 2:35:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re beyond it. #ICEgoons #facismcreeps

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22/8/2025, 1:08:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICE = Brownshirts.

22/8/2025, 10:54:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only they’d had this much passion about IHOB.

22/8/2025, 10:53:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sprinklers; isn’t that his Russian code name?

22/8/2025, 10:50:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 11:06:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Said to be a hoax, tho cops reported an officer taken to hospital earlier. So awful how these hoaxes take on a life of their own. Severe consequences are due to the perpetrator.

21/8/2025, 10:51:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charlie Kirk’s flat head is a hate crime; he and his followers are a hate group.

21/8/2025, 9:29:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Again and again: www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/v...

21/8/2025, 9:26:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pharmacy runs, like dry cleaning, is for interns; you know, so they can get valuable experience in the industry.

21/8/2025, 7:30:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cannibals be canniballing.

21/8/2025, 7:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m also going out on a limb to say #slavery was/is bad. As is killing/maining children. #hottake

21/8/2025, 7:25:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 2:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 disparate #screenplay analyses of my #LBGTQ drama screenplay set in the late 80s: 1st says “groundbreaking” and “a prestige piece that could be an indie darling on the circuit,” while the other says “dated,” “melodramatic,” and “disappointingly tragic.” 🤷‍♂️ um… the 80s were tragically disappointing.

21/8/2025, 2:34:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Gift to the government” = illegal

21/8/2025, 2:21:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 2:41:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too bad they let him out.

21/8/2025, 2:32:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course

20/8/2025, 11:29:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Senator Collins lost any rights to be considered “moderate” when she betrayed her own constituents for 45**/47*’s favor: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/u...

20/8/2025, 8:13:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought it was a nickname for a trendy woman; “Okay, Miss Now!

19/8/2025, 9:12:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is his argument that Trump hasn’t acted like a president ever?

19/8/2025, 8:47:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything he wrote was a master class. RIP.

19/8/2025, 8:35:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody is going to out-Alabama Oklahoma.

19/8/2025, 8:22:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course @nytimes.com fails to mention #Texas #Republicans are holding Rep. Collier hostage in the chamber: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/u...

19/8/2025, 8:09:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My third grade teacher told us, “The best way to remember the difference between desert and dessert is when it’s dessert you always want more.”

19/8/2025, 8:00:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

RT sharing videos of tanks with Russian & American flags… 😕

18/8/2025, 12:10:23 PM | 2554 1111 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why? The chicken did all the work.

18/8/2025, 1:41:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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House flipping. Where’s the shiplap?

18/8/2025, 12:08:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Life comes at you fast

17/8/2025, 10:09:38 PM | 28596 11432 | View on Bluesky | view

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#RIP Greg Iles. The Natchez Burning trilogy is THE master class.

17/8/2025, 1:16:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view