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Republicans have a widower fetish.
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Republicans have a widower fetish.
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Cuffs are a matter of leg length. Long legs; cuffs. Short legs; no cuff. Or, avoid the issue altogether and go with plus-fours.
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What a silly twat.
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
The innernet has taught me a valuable lesson in that in Vietnamese “Men’s XXXXL” = Boy’s Medium.
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I’d feel better if the headline read “choked on a wiener.”
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I believe this has been debunked.
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Stupid White A$$h0le Trump
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Totally a “Just had brain surgery” hat.
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You have to be a working actor… does anyone cast this loser anymore?
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Makes me think the squads formed after WWII to exact vengeance against notsees were on the right track.
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a “hide my brain surgery” kind of hat
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Dude is totally wrapping himself up in his laundry
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He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
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Is he wrapping his “injuries in laundry?
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Cannibals be canniballing
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Kye (@gxldsociety.bsky.social) reposted
HORROR: ICE agents violently tore a child from her father’s arms while he was being ARRESTED — for simply trying to RENEW his legal documents. This is state-sanctioned abuse. The media won’t show you. That’s by design. Share it. Expose it. Don’t let them bury it.
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Five vacation trips in eight months looks really good on a resume.
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Block the exits. Deploy the ILNG, cops, sheriff’s deputies, parking enforcement, whomever.
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People who use “upside” and “upshot” interchangeably should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! (CJH) PS: Listen to the victims. PPS: Send Netanyahu, Putin and 45**/47* to #TheHague.
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That this goober has friends is completely suss.
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Charlie Kirk is a walking hate crime
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thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Kirk is a walking hate crime
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I only use them for bathroom stops. I flush twice to up their water bill.
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A federal appeals court says that mail-in ballots that Pennsylvania voters submit without proper dates on the return envelope may not be discarded.
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Goosestepping into history
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“Our own team of legal experts were at lunch, so we went with this high school level headline.” I #JailTrump #epsteinepsteinepstein
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Washed down with a cup of alt-right ❄️ tears
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Whoever runs on a “gonna prosecute every last one of these MFers and send 45**/47* to Uganda” has my #vote THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! (CJH)
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Charlie Kirk is still angry that his parents didn’t love him, as evidenced by the back of his head being so flat, so he formed a n organized hate group
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“It would be a huge step if liberals stopped being so liberal,” says random man with clipboard.
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#Crackers gettin’ all mad about getting rid of the #cracker on the #CrackerBarrel sign is about as cracker-assed cracker as it gets
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I wonder where they got their idea
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“If only liberals weren’t so liberal.” Genius.
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#BoycottFIFA
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Slavery was/is bad. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! CJH
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Done that, but also made her cry. What’s the prize?
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, food!
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, but no masks… progress?
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Still seems a bit light. How about, “No Human is Illegal,” “End Martial Law,” and “Impeach Trump?”
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The Hague is going to be very busy soon.
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
She also didn’t see anything inappropriate in what Epstein was doing… or herself.
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“Speinklers” is Trumpydumps real Russian code name.
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Amazing what you can do with an infinite budget
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Well, gee. If the republicans say so…
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Not with her own dick.
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, he doesn’t listen, or attend any of his briefings
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Aren’t Diamond and Silk dead now?
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Free that description, he’s never been… pretty much anywhere
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Come to Philly; FAFO.
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#BreakingNews
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#epstein #icethugs #armedNG Cover the actual news @nytimes.com
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#epstein #icethugs #armedNG Cover the actual news @nytimes.com
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Then you’re on track.
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This guy is my new hero
thehatchman.bsky.social (@thehatchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Based on their tendency to fire “accidentally” they absolutely have “service issues.”
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My apologies to all you BlueSky nobodies whose #algorithm just jumped; thumb spasm.
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Dougie Phresh!
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From my TV news days; “All you need to be a consultant is a clipboard.” That’s an analog I-Pad to you millennials.
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I’m sensing a pattern
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Great. Do Bondi and the Epstein files next #FBI
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ICE = Brownshirts.
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If only they’d had this much passion about IHOB.
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Sprinklers; isn’t that his Russian code name?
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Said to be a hoax, tho cops reported an officer taken to hospital earlier. So awful how these hoaxes take on a life of their own. Severe consequences are due to the perpetrator.
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Charlie Kirk’s flat head is a hate crime; he and his followers are a hate group.
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Again and again: www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/v...
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Pharmacy runs, like dry cleaning, is for interns; you know, so they can get valuable experience in the industry.
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Cannibals be canniballing.
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I’m also going out on a limb to say #slavery was/is bad. As is killing/maining children. #hottake
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2 disparate #screenplay analyses of my #LBGTQ drama screenplay set in the late 80s: 1st says “groundbreaking” and “a prestige piece that could be an indie darling on the circuit,” while the other says “dated,” “melodramatic,” and “disappointingly tragic.” 🤷♂️ um… the 80s were tragically disappointing.
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“Gift to the government” = illegal
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Too bad they let him out.
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Of course
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Senator Collins lost any rights to be considered “moderate” when she betrayed her own constituents for 45**/47*’s favor: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/u...
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I thought it was a nickname for a trendy woman; “Okay, Miss Now!
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Is his argument that Trump hasn’t acted like a president ever?
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Everything he wrote was a master class. RIP.
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Nobody is going to out-Alabama Oklahoma.
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Of course @nytimes.com fails to mention #Texas #Republicans are holding Rep. Collier hostage in the chamber: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/u...
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My third grade teacher told us, “The best way to remember the difference between desert and dessert is when it’s dessert you always want more.”
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
RT sharing videos of tanks with Russian & American flags… 😕
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Why? The chicken did all the work.
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House flipping. Where’s the shiplap?
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Life comes at you fast
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#RIP Greg Iles. The Natchez Burning trilogy is THE master class.