I spit up my tea.
Just a dad trying to figure out how to raise his kids in our autocratic hellscape where our only hope is an ineffectual opposition party. Also I like puppies.
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I spit up my tea.
I think you're discounting how stupid and evil Republicans are.
They won't like me when I'm off my meds.
It wasn't really democracy. Congress was doing almost as little. There were just competent people standing in the way.
"BlueSky is an echo chamber" = "My take is so bad that even liberals who don't agree on anything agree that my take sucks"
Mike Johnson is more of a bitch than even Tom Homan
Would you like that outbreak with biscuits or cornbread? 🦠 💀 #backlashthis
This is how the COVID started for some of the others in my area.
Kamala Harris commenting on Trump revoking her Secret Service protection.
I always forget this. I'm going to irritate the shit out of the racists from my hometown with this information.
Three Stooges Syndrome?
I'd rather not. The dude looks like some scrap leather got left in the elements for 6 months and then fucked the Keebler Elf's drug dealing brother-in-law
"And they are DELICIOUS!!!" -Jim O'Neill (Presumably)
They must have pictures of him diddling kids or something. Nobody is that stupid.
I'm sure there's a doctor at Johns Hopkins they can blackmail.
Calling it now. He and Thiel are gonna unalived Grandpa after the mid terms.
Needed this one today
These are so fucking weird and I love it.
Pestilence is our HHS secretary.
butthole face-ass
"Request" is a weird way to spell "Order"
Anybody else find it rich hearing about "mitochondrial challenges" from a guy who looks like a gremlin with bronzer fucked Marjorie Taylor Greene?
The Alligator Alcatraz stunt, which only existed for a few weeks, is now closed. We paid $400 million for this nonsense. We could have housed 26,000 homeless people for a year with that amount of money.
Yeah, we couldn't even trust half of people not to vote for Trump. Very little chance this passes.
Our government would never profile someone based on their religion and then mistreat them. (slash s because that's necessary when we're on BlueSky)
Oh no. Don't do that... That would certainly be terrible...
Honestly I bet some of them are happier doing this than terrorizing the community.
I so hope he's drinking raw milk for the health benefits.
Feel free to fact check me, but top 5 crime rate per capita states and their governors. New Mexico: Michelle Lujan Grisham (Democrat) Alaska: Mike Dunleavy (Republican) Arkansas: Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Republican) Louisiana: Jeff Landry (Republican) Tennessee: Bill Lee (Republican)
They wanted someone to run it like a business. Some incompetent white guy who knew somebody getting paid while the people who actually know things get thrown out for making him look incompetent sounds very corporate.
Is it because they are spineless morons driven by polling and corporate interests?
I usually don't care for it when people feed the trolls, but I am here for Spicy Asha.
I hate that these words are true, but Rove is right. They are a bunch of ineffectual losers. Our choices for government leadership are cartoonishly stupid villains or cartoonishly stupid dildos who don't stand for anything.
Rizatriptan sounds like Gen Alpha slang
Hitler unalived himself at the end of WWII, which Putin can do any time he wants. Not that he should or that I would advocate anyone taking that path.
Glad the system is working for Captain Cold Cut
He looks like he's about to get a load from his wife's bull.
"Mr. President I see your tiny 🍄 pipi and so desperately hate brown people that I will try to help you feel like it is bigger than a 🍤." -His Whole Ass Cabinet
I would call it "Guy with small pipi compensating" But I've also been calling it that in this country too.
At what point is enough enough?
But why is the screenshot of a prolapsed anus?
Since the Whitehouse is just saying things and no one cares if it's true: Many people are saying that the Trump Administration is eating people's pets.
His face always gives "A girl rejected me in highschool so my dad bought her apartment building and evicted her family"
Important read
Keep seeing "Not real Christians" posts about the administration and Republicanism. They've been advancing their agenda under the Christian banner for decades. So they're real Xians or you guys lost your brand. Either way, "not real Xians" is a bad faith argument to make you feel better.
hypothetically, if fucking a dog meant that there would definitely be 2026 elections, i would ask how you know the causality of that relationship, because if you can't explain how it verifiably does+will work, i gotta be real with you, it just sounds like you're looking for permission to fuck a dog.
Did you hit your head?
Hakeem Jeffries: if ED were a person.
Texas Paul seems like one of those fake personas Schmuck Schumer came up with.
Funny how they call the truth a lie and the lies "challenging the bounds of reality"
They could swap out Jeffries for a wet sack of crap and have more energy.
Join ICE. Even Dean Cain's decrepit ass can do it!
I swear we are all trapped in a bad movie where the villains are cartoonish imbeciles
And, please support businesses that are standing up to this regime--Penzey's Spices has been doing it for at least a decade: www.penzeys.com
What if my reps are Marsha Fucking Blackburn and Andy "Ogling the inside of Trump's Butthole" Ogles?
I don't know that it's protecting democracy so much as protecting the country from right wing control. Once this is over, we're going to have a lot of work to do cleaning up the solution. We're out of options though.
I was going to post a sarcastic "Really?" and then I remembered what world we live in and now I need a drink.
Just going to remind you guys that we had to partner with Stalin to defeat Hitler. Once we're on the other side, absolutely need to get rid of this clown. Until then, let them cook.
"Take everybody out" Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
Just reminding everyone we had to partner with Stalin to beat Hitler. It could be worse.
In other words, "Gimmie Ukraine"
Cracker Barrel is a bunch of knick knack crap you have to wear through before you get what you came for. Pretty sure that's just ADHD
He's got that look like "You know we only pretend to like American freedom here, right? We're the fascist network."
Do they also have 1 cup?
I like wannabe because it reminds us that he's a buster
The most powerful position is on your knees.
Why does he look like his only regret is not being old enough to have gone to Epstein's island?
It makes sense. Rich privileged people don't give a shit about us.
Stop using their language.
You say that, but my wife's Facebook exploded with morons being super upset about it.
I don't normally celebrate when people die. But when I do, it's usually one of these bigoted fundie assholes.
But workers don't have money for donations to pay for focus groups.
I don't think his wife allows him to have one. He's lucky she let him out of the corner.
Why do pictures of this inbred bobblehead keep popping up in my feed?
Just think, he's probably going to be president before long when Trump's cankle situation catches up to him.
Came here for this
Who is this dude and why does he look like a cabbage patch doll whose parents are brother and sister?
This is really stupid and it's going to piss off Trump and MAGA. I love it.
I don't even care what character he's playing. This is going to be great.
Wait! Are you calling Stephen Miller a racist?!?! (Noting this as a joke because this is BlueSky)
Why does that dick have ears and how is it talking?
That's UnAmerican. We should be selling them to police departments for pennies on the dollar so a bunch of C students with anger issues can pretend they have big weiners.
Because they are also ugly.
youtube.com/watch?v=yPgc...
Is it racism? I bet it's racism.
This is such a terrible gun. Someone is going to get shit on accident.
Texas State Rep. Nicole Collier spent the night on the House floor after refusing to agree ‘to round-the-clock monitoring by state troopers’ www.keranews.org/texas-news/2...
BlueSky: Jerry, (and we say this with love) no.
Can we send her snacks? I can't imagine there's much food in there and being a bad ass mother fucker has got to make a woman hungry.
At this place? bsky.app/profile/kath...
Broken clock and all that
I honestly don't think it's this. I think he just knows how to butter up the Diddler on the Roof. "I want to make this deal FOR YOU!" "You're very intelligent". You know, shit Chester Cheeto never heard from his parents.
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