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Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

@tomscud.bsky.social

Editor and writer for an undisclosed publication. Auguste Piccard and Frank Wilhoit stan. Pope Sixtus VI papal name advocate. He/him.

created May 27, 2023

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Profile picture Aaron Cynic (@aaroncynic.bsky.social) reposted

I'm here at the Haymarket Memorial in Chicago where folks are setting up for today's Labor Day rally and march. This will be the thread for that.

1/9/2025, 2:54:13 PM | 240 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lance Parkin (@lanceparkin.bsky.social) reposted

Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.

1/9/2025, 1:39:38 PM | 540 216 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

how have they not trained an llm on him yet

1/9/2025, 3:10:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

dune i guess but uh opinions are mixed on exactly how far into it being a series it remained great

1/9/2025, 3:08:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

book of the new sun is the closest thing i can think of to a great multivolume science fiction series and it's at least arguably fantasy wrapped in science fiction trappings (i think it's science fiction wrapped in fantasy but the argument is close and not obvious)

1/9/2025, 3:00:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

it's an interesting case since the vorkosigan books are pretty short individually & also mostly self-contained (compared to say the individual volumes of the book of the new sun or the lord of the rings).

1/9/2025, 2:57:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Egan’s best stuff is at shorter lengths

1/9/2025, 2:36:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

(the other two series are more straightforwardly*) science fiction *grading on a curve because Wolfe

1/9/2025, 2:35:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

New Sun books (less so the later x Sun books) are technically science fiction but doing as complete a fantasy cosplay as they can

1/9/2025, 2:34:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes I know

1/9/2025, 2:25:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social)

New sign for today

Large protest sign saying β€œis he dead yet?”
1/9/2025, 2:24:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

* Pizzaballa is now the name of the Italian wizarding school, I have decreed it

1/9/2025, 1:51:32 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

i've retconned that the italian wizard school is called Pizzaballa

1/9/2025, 1:47:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

among other things, how is there not an italian or greek wizarding school? Mama Mia or something.

1/9/2025, 1:46:52 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

wait afghanistan and italy don't have wizard schools? also, huntington was too much of a coward to put the philippines in latin america

1/9/2025, 1:43:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture flyingrodent (@flyingrodent.bsky.social) reposted

The world’s leading genocide scholars’ association is Hamas

1/9/2025, 1:16:31 PM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) reposted

More than 50 ships are heading to Gaza to challenge Israel’s illegal blockade and deliver urgent humanitarian aid.

1/9/2025, 12:30:33 PM | 382 145 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

DA VOID!

1/9/2025, 4:19:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the ideal situation and hopefully he remains in that condition (suffering as much pain as possible) indefinitely

1/9/2025, 4:17:06 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Could be der fledermaus

1/9/2025, 4:14:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reposted

a pretty good summary of the 21st century is that the humiliation of america's defeats in the middle east post-9/11 curdled into a reactionary politics that seeks affirmation in the humiliation of anyone who is an other: liberals, minorities, the global south, china, europe, whoever.

31/8/2025, 5:00:46 PM | 1507 230 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

China probably has a backdoor into his pacemaker

1/9/2025, 4:05:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Mods! Mods!

1/9/2025, 3:19:19 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

6 percent of Americans think they could take a grizzly bear in a fist fight

1/9/2025, 3:15:15 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

It is however a fascinating relic of its time

1/9/2025, 1:17:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

The other casino royale is both a bad film and a bad bond movie

1/9/2025, 1:13:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Drudge

1/9/2025, 1:07:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

probably thx 1138 or whatever his name is

31/8/2025, 11:24:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leon English (@leonenglish.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

In this house we believe: 1. At least one of Elon Musk's children is a literal clone 2. Donald Trump died sometime over the 2025 Labor Day weekend.

31/8/2025, 10:17:50 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Often as in frequently or orphan as in a child who has no parents?

31/8/2025, 6:31:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Lorenz of Arabia

31/8/2025, 6:27:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

FR took me a second to remember it was a different Ben who lost his blogger gig with the Washington Post over plagiarism

31/8/2025, 6:13:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

31/8/2025, 12:02:54 PM | 12134 1902 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Bens trying to give the Matts a run for their money

31/8/2025, 5:54:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

As I recall he said that he deliberately wanted to write a mars story and a Venus story before the actual science conclusively ruled out that fun.

31/8/2025, 5:09:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

just imagine that he handwaved in a faster-than-light drive to go to a distant star system & hunt the big fish if you want

31/8/2025, 2:31:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

the mars and venus ones are fantastic, and the venus one in particular is very science fictional in most ways. i guess you could also do a fantasy story about building a massive industrial machine to catch a VERY BIG FISH but it would be a steampunk-y fantasy not a swords & dragons fantasy

31/8/2025, 2:31:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

If only Damon Knight were still alive to point at things

31/8/2025, 1:52:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Elle, Her Celestial Majesty βœ¨πŸ‘‘πŸŒŒ (@abstractica.bsky.social) reposted

γ…€ can you find the ghosty πŸ‘» γ…€

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31/8/2025, 1:47:29 PM | 21 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you know that they did a grimdark hardy boys in the 90s in which iola Morton gets killed in a terrorist bomb in the first book?

31/8/2025, 5:10:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

That way you’ll be able to get a decent bagel

31/8/2025, 4:23:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

Post from President Trump on Truth Social: Six people were killed, and 24 people were shot, in Chicago last weekend, and JB Pritzker, the weak and pathetic Governor of Illinois, just said that he doesn’t need help in preventing crime. He is CRAZY!!! He better straighten it out, FAST, or we’re coming! MAGA. President DJT
31/8/2025, 12:51:15 AM | 18886 3668 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah my dad was actually iii but usually went by jr (because numero uno was long since out of the picture)

30/8/2025, 11:13:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

dept of LETHAL warfighting

30/8/2025, 10:38:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

wait i thought it was the other way around

30/8/2025, 9:13:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

orthodox probably. if he was maronite he'd claim to be phoenician

30/8/2025, 8:18:18 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/theo...

30/8/2025, 7:34:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

nah as of this morning apparently

30/8/2025, 7:34:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Armed forces tasked with attacking and dethroning god but from the right

30/8/2025, 5:46:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Not seeing anything on linkedin

30/8/2025, 6:13:03 AM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Several competing implementations

30/8/2025, 5:33:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social)

Bluesky tonight

30/8/2025, 4:45:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It is common for these searches to take days or weeks for lower priority requests. It’s a virtual certainty that there are murders walking around free who would be locked up if a gun found at a crime scene was able to be run through some kind of computerized database. www.gq.com/story/inside...

30/8/2025, 12:53:26 AM | 160 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted

The fight that I would pick if I was the democrats on guns is allowing the ATF to have digital records. It’s doesn’t impact normie gun owners, it’s an insane bit of GOP legally mandated dysfunction that the median voter doesn’t even know exists, and it likely helps murder clearance rates.

30/8/2025, 12:44:33 AM | 383 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

There is a building in West Virginia where these records are kept. A federal employee will *by hand* look through these paper/microfiche/PDF documents (organized by gun type I think), until they find something. A process that takes at least hours, and that is for the highest priority cases.

30/8/2025, 12:49:21 AM | 129 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Radosh (@radosh.bsky.social) reposted

There's a Bob Dylan song for every occasion

And I hope that you die And your death’ll come soon I will follow your casket In the pale afternoon And I’ll watch while you’re lowered Down to your deathbed And I’ll stand o’er your grave ’Til I’m sure that you’re dead
30/8/2025, 12:33:25 AM | 712 134 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh come on please not on a weekend when I might need to take painkillers at zero notice

30/8/2025, 12:01:12 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

@gork.bluesky.bot is this true

29/8/2025, 10:38:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Well yeah

29/8/2025, 9:56:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

It will be a good preview of whether they overturn the 22nd amendment

29/8/2025, 9:54:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Radosh (@radosh.bsky.social) reposted

Politically, SCOTUS upholding the ruling (and the administration respecting that) would be the best outcome for Trump. Undoes the tariffs that people will soon come to hate him for while letting him claim that tariffs would have fixed everything else that goes wrong but he was thwarted

29/8/2025, 9:52:25 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Shadow docket ruling with no explanation coming right up

29/8/2025, 9:50:43 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted

BOOM. The federal appeals court rules Trump's tariffs illegal, because they are. There's no national emergency, and so the power to tariff a country rests with Congress. Trump admin has lost at every stage of the process, but stay tuned for the Supremes to chime in.

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29/8/2025, 9:46:42 PM | 1872 537 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

The rural hospital thing hit my timeline pretty hard, this stuff not so much.

29/8/2025, 9:49:03 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted

listen, i am no fancy lawyer, but i am somewhat skeptical that β€œthis would make us look really fucking stupid” is an effective legal defense. bold take, i know.

29/8/2025, 9:17:29 PM | 249 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social)

gonna be the funniest no-explanation shadow docket ruling ever

29/8/2025, 9:41:32 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Appeals court rejects Trump’s authority to impose sweeping tariffs under IEEPA. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

monday

29/8/2025, 9:19:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *hβ‚‚Γ©whβ‚‚os *Η΅erhβ‚‚os (@calieber.bsky.social) reposted

Just realized "Proto-Indo-European" is trocheic tetrameter. I can't find a good logo generator to illustrate this, though

29/8/2025, 8:48:01 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

seems bad

29/8/2025, 8:48:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Latter day maiar

29/8/2025, 8:43:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Lost tribe of gondor

29/8/2025, 8:38:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social)

This is literally my reaction to gattaca

29/8/2025, 8:26:32 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social)

i continue to be shocked that they let this one go

29/8/2025, 8:13:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Wizards aren’t tho

29/8/2025, 7:39:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Thomas Friedman is an elf

29/8/2025, 7:23:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

hobbits no longer eat guacamole after the revision, very sad

29/8/2025, 7:02:33 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

lembas actually made from potato starch

29/8/2025, 7:00:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/toms...

29/8/2025, 6:58:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

(potatoes were imported by the eagles, who had a lot of free time given that they weren’t carrying the ring to Mordor)

29/8/2025, 6:58:11 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he address the Potato Question?

29/8/2025, 6:57:20 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

not to bragg or anything

29/8/2025, 6:26:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

the horse dewormer enthusiasts are an important part of the coalition so it's a serious problem (for them and also for the country)

29/8/2025, 6:06:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Malaclypse the Middle (@malaclypse.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

i have a fairly poorly optimized thousand-year-storm deck on arena that I play against Sparky. it's not good enough to play against live competition but fun to go off in a not-quite-goldfish way.

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

nice, going to have to see that one

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe she can get a job at dod

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social)

so a lot of movies seem to have picked up on elon musk as a villain figure. have there been any with trump figures? (maybe fury road?)

29/8/2025, 4:20:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Indivisible Chicago Alliance βŒπŸ‘‘ (@indivisiblechicago.bsky.social) reposted

Got it. They're vampires.

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

lack of chicago flag emoji is clear anti-polish bias

29/8/2025, 4:00:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social)

🫑🫑 🟦 ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🟦

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Profile picture Meg (@prayingmantis.bsky.social) reposted

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

The Chicago flag
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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

i was going to come in with "it's what souls crave" but this too

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸŽ„

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

will they be able to keep a lunatic like king from taking the nomination

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

like people believe crazy shit, it's a thing people do

29/8/2025, 3:45:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

depends on if that means we get to pull people on our side back in from irrational beliefs or if it becomes the basis of an enduring majority on their side

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Profile picture eke (@eke.bsky.social) reposted

yo this guy is cooking

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social) reply parent

you are welcome in chicago

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Profile picture Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@tomscud.bsky.social)

Marketing to the gen x Usenet addicts

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