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Well, according to Project 2025, most segments of what we called society are just trash to the new piggies...
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Well, according to Project 2025, most segments of what we called society are just trash to the new piggies...
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The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon...
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The tag team Russ Vought's daughter with Cystic Fibrosis takes Trikafta, developed by the National Institutes Of Health. Budget cuts at NIH are catastrophic. His cuts killed in months as many as Idi Amin killed in years. Impact Dashboard - Impact Counter | Impact Counter share.google/D3fZManyMnj6...
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Safely record operations you see. Report ICE operations to 911 as kidnappings. Support ICEBlock (Apple) and ICE Tea Watch (Apple & Android) apps. The agents swap license plates. Get VIN numbers, if possible. Follow agents to where they stay. Make noise all night so hotels won't let them come back.
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I'd rather scream about people not taking Project 2025 seriously when it was published and denials were believed. This actually happened on a lunch hour... ME: Going to Chik-Fil-A is like giving your money to the KKK. YOUNG CO-WORKER: But you get a sandwich...
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"When they get out of that Oasis show, we'll be ready..."
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And I'm naming the gopher from Caddyshack to be the new Commandant of the Marine Corps. It means as much...
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Because who knows how riled up those folks leaving the Oasis show are gonna be...
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I was on a plane from LA to Seattle the first week of April. It was a perfect cone with steam coming out...
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SAFETY TIP: If you have an encounter with Cuomo, step to the side. Tell others to do the same. Warn others about the danger of the Cuomo eye lock.
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Mellatio has her prize...
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Hey Ken, how's that Biblical Divorce workin' out for ya?
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And I'm going to name the gopher from Caddyshack Commandant of the Marine Corps because it means the same thing...
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And I'm naming the gopher from Caddyshack commandant of The Marine Corps because it would mean as much...
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The Jerry Lewis Telethon meant school and sweaters would be back soon. Jerry was high as a kite and with the US Open it was great to stay up all night. I remember the envelope coming... The ticket was from when I took my parents to see Jerry's final show. We crossed Dean Martin Drive to get there...
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The Jerry Lewis Telethon meant school and sweaters coming back soon. Jerry was high as a kite, and with the US Open it was great to stay up all night. I remember the envelope coming. The ticket was from when I took my late parents to see Jerry's final show. We crossed Dean Martin Drive to get there.
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... He's been like this for a while
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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His legacy is a pile of bones stretching to the sky. Budget cuts at NIH are catastrophic. His cuts killed in months as many as Idi Amin killed in years. Impact Dashboard - Impact Counter | Impact Counter share.google/D3fZManyMnj6...
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Holiday Special From 702ajf... Project 2025 Was The Menu
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #2 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon...
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The Orange Turd Melon put his secret weapon, Agent DuMass, on the case!
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #2 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon...
702ajf (@vegasgello.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. You don't remember President Ford and Vice President Nelson Rockefeller. After Nixon slunk off we had a President (Ford was appointed after Spiro Agnew resigned the Vice Presidency for being a grifter) and VP no one voted for. And you actually want Jeffries, who won't endorse Mamdani?
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Good to know! It's not like they're gonna get a ticket.
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Cracking down on fare beaters?
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #3 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... American Heterogen (That's what he said)
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon...
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My ask of Hakeem Jeffries... Please let someone even remotely connected to planet Earth be the speaker. They call the job "Speaker" for a reason. It's like there's a shovel inside your mouth that just digs the hole deeper every time you bloviate. Endorse Mamdani now!
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #2 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon...
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You made me laugh 'cause I got my followers following back each and every one. One reward is how The Orange Turd Melon shows up on searches...
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"We annoyed the American people into fascism." - Marc Maron
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon...
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #4 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Billions? Really?
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The Orange Turd Melon's legacy will be symbolized by the shovels used to bury every sign of his existence...
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon...
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I ran the food crew at the closest big box store to where the Family Center went up the morning after the Las Vegas massacre. I saw the same grim determination born from shock that was on the faces I also saw in Brooklyn downwind after 9/11. Ten, people gathered in circles to talk. We need that USA.
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Record any encounter you see. Get license plate number. Report incidents to 911 operators as kidnappings. Follow the agents to where they stay and make noise all night long so hotels won't let them come back. We got this!
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #5 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Where have all the jobs gone?
702ajf (@vegasgello.bsky.social) reply parent
I ran the food crew at the closest big box store to where the Family Center went up the morning after the Las Vegas massacre. I saw the same grim determination born from shock that was on the faces I also saw in Brooklyn downwind after 9/11. Ten, people gathered in circles to talk. We need that USA.
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I ran the food crew at the closest big box store to where the Family Center went up the morning after the Las Vegas massacre. I saw the same grim determination born from shock that was on the faces I also saw in Brooklyn downwind after 9/11. Ten, people gathered in circles to talk. We need that USA.
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My ask of you, Representative Hakeem Jeffries... Please let someone even remotely connected to planet Earth be the speaker. They call the job "Speaker" for a reason. It's like there's a shovel inside your mouth that just digs the hole deeper every time you bloviate. Endorse Mamdani now!
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #4 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Billions? Really?
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #3 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... American Heterogen (That's what he said)
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #4 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Billions? Really?
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #2 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Over a barrel
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #1 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Gone bust
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #5 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Where have all the jobs gone?
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #3 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... American Heterogen (That's what he said)
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It's all meaningless drivel recorded word for words from The Orange Turd Melon's remarks at various points in the campaign. It goes to show how the press never challenged him on points of mental acuity and the ability to comprehend basic information.
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #3 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... American Heterogen (That's what he said)
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #1 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Gone bust
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #2 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Over a barrel
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #3 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... American Heterogen (That's what he said)
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #4 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Billions? Really?
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Holiday Special #5 The spectacular economic vision of The Orange Turd Melon... Where have all the jobs gone?