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Two-Hand Sam

@2handsam.bsky.social

Male (he/him) | Married with (somewhat adult) Children | Philly - 4 for 4 | Drummer Talker of much shit | Works in IT Opposes Donald Trump with every fiber of my being

created September 1, 2024

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Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

That is the picture of the Enemy. They are well armed, organized and many are in training. Are we?

1/9/2025, 3:29:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Ask Pee Wee German, the Wannabe Nazi

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1/9/2025, 3:09:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mouthy Renegade Writer (@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social) reposted

Truly. And we're coming for you.

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31/8/2025, 10:40:05 PM | 126 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

To all those who believe Vance will be worse than Trump…..just relax. Let’s burn that bridge when we get to it. Losing the head of a personality cult is NEVER a bad thing. The White Christian Nationalists NEED Trump and MAGA. The Techno-fascists NEED Trump and MAGA. They will both implode.

1/9/2025, 3:00:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome to Russian style oligarchy, courtesy of MAGA

1/9/2025, 2:29:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

At some point they will have to tell us that Trump has died. They can’t hide it forever.

1/9/2025, 2:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theprogressive (@treadres.bsky.social) reposted

100% MAGA certified.

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1/9/2025, 2:15:36 PM | 49 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Saint Sherman - The Ultimate Patriot (@claypotter.bsky.social) reposted

Nothing to see here. Just Trump's daddy planning to destroy America. Don't forget to thank the orange clown for your high priced meals today also. www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/p...

1/9/2025, 1:09:53 PM | 15 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey here’s an idea, subpoena the AG, one Pam Bondi and question her why she let Epstein walk a free man while she was AG of Florida? And why was she protecting his child sex ring that he ran with Trump?

1/9/2025, 1:57:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

More Americans need to watch The Handmaids Tale. This is where the “White Christian Nationalists” are taking us.

1/9/2025, 1:40:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:59:35 AM | 9973 2791 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh goodie……it creates more Trump supporters. 😒

1/9/2025, 1:34:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted

🚨 “The people united will never be divided!” Happening in OUR nation’s capital today. 1/2

31/8/2025, 7:52:23 PM | 8001 3393 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Translation: Trump wouldn’t be able to directly profit from the bribes from countries and corporations for tariff exclusions.

31/8/2025, 11:43:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Eugenics. The Conservative NeoNazis want to kill off 20% of the population.

31/8/2025, 10:29:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture UncleRicoReturns (@unclericotnt.bsky.social) reposted

Sorry food workers just know I've been there. I feel for you.

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31/8/2025, 3:20:47 PM | 11904 1517 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

“Out on disability”…..ah, like a good little Trump supporter

31/8/2025, 10:00:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Madonna Lennon (@madonnalennon.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 12:52:04 PM | 1706 566 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florida Wild Child (@floridawildchild.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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31/8/2025, 6:23:18 PM | 74 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Bobby Brainworms the junkie is certifiable. He should be in a mental institution not in charge of any policy

31/8/2025, 9:28:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Artologica aka Michele Banks (@artologica.net) reposted

New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate

31/8/2025, 2:43:55 AM | 5422 874 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

This fucking junkie is so much worse than I thought he was going to be.

31/8/2025, 3:15:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:37:59 PM | 38 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits

31/8/2025, 12:00:10 AM | 21635 6007 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

MAGAts can’t be bothered by logic

30/8/2025, 11:05:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:52:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone tell Bobby Brainworms, he’d be all into that.

30/8/2025, 2:24:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit. We all should be burning flags right now, loudly….in public

30/8/2025, 10:49:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

The actual guardrails are us, a well-informed public. Trump supporters have failed their in their duties as patriotic Americans

30/8/2025, 10:46:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

This is the world that republicans want for us.

30/8/2025, 10:40:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully secession

30/8/2025, 10:34:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:32:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kasey (@kasey79.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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30/8/2025, 6:07:36 AM | 2642 537 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:42:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah. They’re lost. MAGA is the enemy

29/8/2025, 11:44:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome!

29/8/2025, 8:46:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Americans have forgotten that a good compromise means neither side is happy. Politics is not a sport, it’s not about winning and getting 100% of what I want with every candidate.

29/8/2025, 7:56:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

Another tragic school/church shooting. Which means now is the only time we’re going to hear from the russian-owned NRA crowd.

29/8/2025, 4:55:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:32:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

And he just created about 10 purple districts.

29/8/2025, 4:29:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Banned by Reddit club!

29/8/2025, 4:28:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Same shit, different pickup truck. Republicans are against Sharia Law because they hate competition

29/8/2025, 4:26:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Trump pays anyone

29/8/2025, 4:25:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

The two countries who benefited the most from the attacks on 9/11 were both Saudi Arabia and Israel.

29/8/2025, 4:24:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Every last penny of “aid” and weapon sent to Israel needs to be halted.

29/8/2025, 4:23:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Should be investigating ties to Israel too

29/8/2025, 12:48:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Pooter and Xi gave him his marching orders

29/8/2025, 12:43:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

So true

29/8/2025, 12:42:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

If White Christian Nationalist Nazis didn’t have their culture war, they would have nothing.

29/8/2025, 12:40:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colin Oreilly (@colin0reilly.bsky.social) reposted

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28/8/2025, 12:51:26 PM | 136 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn straight. If those asshole want their white washed anti-LGBTQ, authoritarian utopia, lets round them up and ship them over to Vlad. I’m sure he would want them.

27/8/2025, 9:41:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s some criminals at that location too. Very bad hombres

27/8/2025, 8:48:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Now ask yourself what Elon and his band of incels did with all those hard drives of illegally copied data, and where that’s going to end up

27/8/2025, 10:53:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Part 2 E-Verify to unlock access to search your SSN info www.e-verify.gov/employees/em... IP PIN for setting a personal PIN code So someone else can’t file tax returns under your name www.irs.gov/identity-the...

27/8/2025, 10:50:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

For protecting your credit report and your SSN access and info Part 1 Freeze Credit Report www.usa.gov/credit-freeze Call 1-800 number to block access to your SSN www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-1... Create a MY SSN account to control access to Social Security Number info www.ssa.gov/myaccount/

27/8/2025, 10:45:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Do these guys know they’re not getting paid for any of this? they all had to leave their real jobs and families to walk around DC as unpaid slave labor? That being said, picking up trash is actually useful. So as long as they’re there being Trumps pawns, might as well do something for it.

27/8/2025, 10:29:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwayne R (@dwaynerobbie01.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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26/8/2025, 9:59:38 PM | 26 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JymByrnes🏳️‍🌈☮️ (@jymbyrnes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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27/8/2025, 12:37:57 AM | 52 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ve been pushing the lie of illegal immigrants for 30+ years

27/8/2025, 12:01:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

Y’all are wild

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26/8/2025, 10:11:11 PM | 7218 1632 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

If you’re in the Democratic Party and you’re not ready or willing to get in people’s faces in person, or in front of a camera, then we need you gone. You will be primaried

26/8/2025, 7:39:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Swirlies are in order for that miserable little troll

26/8/2025, 4:05:10 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

I have a sickening feeling that the NeoNazi Trump regime saying “deported to Uganda” is code for “pushed out of a plane while flying over the Atlantic Ocean”

26/8/2025, 12:11:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

There are no facts that Trump supporters will accept. They could watch him rape a 13 year old girl live on Fox News, and 95% of those traitorous sheep would still support him. He hates who they hate, and that’s enough for them.

26/8/2025, 12:08:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:14:22 PM | 1792 514 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s a rapist too

26/8/2025, 7:52:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

Once again, blue state governors should be working with the commanders and top brass of their respective national guards and reservists in order to ensure that all orders from Trump and the Pentagon are ignored.

26/8/2025, 7:37:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed. FIFA needs to either cancel it or move it to another country

26/8/2025, 7:30:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Starting with the Heritage Foundation and Fox News

26/8/2025, 7:21:24 AM | 58 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

This might actually get me to purchase YouTube TV

26/8/2025, 3:16:46 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done Utah. Kudos

26/8/2025, 3:13:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

The real way to do this is for all the democrats to run as republicans, to unseat these traitorous MAGA morons, and then flip parties once they’ve been elected.

26/8/2025, 2:56:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 11:59:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Because the media companies are all owned by Republicans.

25/8/2025, 11:55:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope he sues the ever living FUCK out of the government for violating his rights and wrongful arrest.

25/8/2025, 11:53:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Who’s “us”, comrade?

25/8/2025, 11:50:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Same as his first term. Trump is Russian asset

25/8/2025, 7:40:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ♥️♠️Pam♦️♣️ (@pamrichmond1.bsky.social) reposted

I Agree ✋✋✋

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25/8/2025, 6:17:11 AM | 105 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted

Truth Art! #arresttrump #art

25/8/2025, 7:40:36 AM | 27472 7513 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

The rank and file can go AWOL but there is really no other option for disobeying orders without massive consequences. And the brass can (kind of) ignore orders, but Trump and his Christian Nationalist Nazis have already purged them from command

25/8/2025, 6:53:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

Just so we’re all on the same page, I’m guessing we’re about 5 Executive Orders away from being legally forced to carry a picture of Trump on our persons. Just like the other 3rd world dictatorships he worships www.reddit.com/r/law/s/PQjZ...

25/8/2025, 6:04:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

So I say let the gerrymander happen. I want them to do this. First, all the dem controlled states should follow suit, and kick every republican representative out of government. Second, the red states that follow Texas will have such a backlash that they might actually lose republicans.

25/8/2025, 5:36:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

I am 100% in agreement

25/8/2025, 5:14:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

“A lie told once remains a lie, but a lie told a thousand times becomes the truth” - Joseph Goebbels

25/8/2025, 2:21:40 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Then we need to break the unamerican propaganda machine that is conservative media

25/8/2025, 2:19:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Like I said, the options are few. That one is certainly one of them.

25/8/2025, 1:48:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we know what the options are. Unfortunately they’re limited to only a few, and most don’t typically end well for a lot of people.

25/8/2025, 1:39:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

The neonazi Trump Administration is bound and determined to kill this guy, aren’t they?

25/8/2025, 1:30:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, at least the MAGAts finally have a use for the Ivermectin that they’ve all been guzzling for 3 years, now.

25/8/2025, 1:29:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance has the charisma and personality of wet cardboard. The party will attempt to coalesce around Vance, but I believe it will quickly eat itself from the power vacuum due to all the morons trying to out “Trump” each other. MAGA will die with Trump.

25/8/2025, 12:25:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social)

When Trump finally leaves this earth, the people that are backing him still remain. Trump is just the screaming brat in the stroller being pushed by Thiel, the Heritage Foundation, etc.

25/8/2025, 12:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oscar&Felix (@oscar-felix.bsky.social) reposted

💯

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Profile picture LynnZ 🦋 (@zizij.bsky.social) reposted

because, it is

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Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

39 years old. That racist motherfucker shouldn’t know a minute’s peace, and be harassed and trolled every minute of every day.

24/8/2025, 1:50:58 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

That question applies to so many of them.

24/8/2025, 1:49:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

Centrists need to either back actual progressive policies, or literally stay the fuck out of our way. That’s what bothers me about the Lincoln Project and Republicans against Trump. They’re not our friends, they don’t want progressive leftist policies. They’re temporary allies for now.

24/8/2025, 1:48:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-Hand Sam (@2handsam.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re exactly right. The same thing is happening to him, that happened to Kamala during the campaign with all the bullshit “but Kamala supports Israel!!” from the supposed “left”.

24/8/2025, 1:43:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ♥️♠️Pam♦️♣️ (@pamrichmond1.bsky.social) reposted

Biden WAS and IS WAY Better than Pedoprez.

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