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I hope it's controlled via a cygnet ring.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
A large part of what we are seeing is a great inversion, where physical jobs will gain in relative value in coming decades against office and mental jobs. This is counter to the experience of the last century, and disruptive. But once we accept it, esteem will follow job value. 4/4
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And I really can’t fathom how simultaneously we supposedly need to worry about AI taking all the jobs and there not being enough people left to do the remaining ones. 3/4
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People living longer can be expected to work longer, especially if we pay more attention to morbidity as well as mortality. Perhaps we just need to value some jobs more than we currently do. 2/4
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I’ll start taking low birth rates seriously as a possible problem when (a) the world’s population stops increasing (b) when Britain’s population stops increasing and (c) Britain’s population density becomes more normal for a country of its size. 1/4
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
I wasn't expecting to see a statue of Woody Allen in Oviedo, but here he is.
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I can't help feeling the Greens have made a big boob today.
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Not "Tomorrow" by The Communards?
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
The American mind cannot comprehend that other countries can also be mature multicultural nations.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
The government looks feeble. It needs to change that image fast.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
When you find a perfect neighbourhood bistro, treasure it. Restaurant Agua Salada, Santander.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
All we need is Betsygate to complete the defenestration by traditional Tory techniques.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Echoes of Perugia and Iain Duncan Smith.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, how can someone be so lacking in awareness as to say this as a considered thought to a journalist? If someone tells you your baby name is different or unusual, they mean that you're a maniac who has chosen something ridiculous.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Unironically, large parts of the online right need to be reported to Prevent.
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I must reveal myself as a sourdough sceptic. Too often it disappoints.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll let you deal with that abstract question. I'm still goggling at the idea anyone could mourn white sliced.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
It is, however, unsurprising that the radical right has produced a terrible roll model.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
Exhaustingly, I can make out the glimmering of a case for sourdough being woke, given it is gluten-free.
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Santander
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There's nothing as old-fashioned as one of yesterday's visions of the future.
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And who didn’t have the fish for dinner.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
My dad used to count along these lines (slight variants). He was born in St Bees.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
My second 1/6!
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus was a refugee. I cannot see how anyone can reconcile the extreme anti-migrant sentiment found on the radical right with Christian beliefs.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Part of my job entails verifying the identity of payees, for which we require a face picture. More than one young man has sent in a shirtless picture that I assume has been repurposed from Tinder.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Heaven forfend that the public should know who is trying to buy their attention and influence their thinking, and to what end.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
The idea that the City is boring is too ridiculous to be offended by.
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Obligatory shots of the Guggenheim. It really is a very special building.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
I'm taken back at the apparent strength of feeling about Gaza in Bilbao. There are more Palestinian flags than Basque flags, and it's not close.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
Once again I'm in a restaurant cursing Nouvelle Vague.
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I expect this is the rationale. But with four years to go to the general election we’re entitled to expect some defence of basic principles by the government, irrespective of its effect on polling.
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Today's discovery: fake tan gets EVERYWHERE.
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The idea that Somewheres and Anywheres were anything new for the 2010s is daft. But it sold a book, I suppose. 2/2
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
On this theme: 1) to her dying day, my aunt refused, as a resident of the royal town of Sutton Coldfield, to use a Birmingham postcode. 2) in my youth, when I moved to Hadleigh in Suffolk, I knew an elderly resident who had visited Ipswich (10 miles away) three times in her life. 1/2
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Really great album though.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
I was on a crowded district line train into the City this morning. I was the only one in a suit and tie. And I'm only wearing it because I'm going to be filming this afternoon. How the world has changed.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Labour had at least 3 days to prepare for today, since the Times outlined what the Reform proposal would look like. It's utterly incompetent to have no rebuttal message to deliver with that much notice.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Both a benefit and curse of getting older is it becomes much easier to spot phoneys, and much more frustrating that others can't.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
Is it too much to hope that there is at least one major politician who has a backbone made of something firmer than braised celery?
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
How did we move in under two decades from vexillology being the comical obsession of the biggest misfit nerd in a comedy about misfit nerds to being a supposedly serious obsession of everyone to the right of Ed Davey?
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Largely (I think) people like my mother, for whom voting Conservative is just what you do. Mum is 83.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Strong agree. HOWEVER. It does mean that there's a model ready and waiting for the UK government to reach for whenever it decides the time is right to engage more closely.
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I was ferreting around some old floppy disks and I found this picture of me from 1999. Enjoy.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
I miss the days when you could casually browse a website and not spend the rest of time getting adverts from that company.
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Unprompted, twice in the last week I’ve had people mention how expensive food shopping is now.
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Look at the only subject where the dot colours are reversed. If the government has any sense, it will be thinking hard about inflation.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Marisa Tomei’s performance in this film is one of the all time great comedy performances. Rarely was an Oscar so richly deserved.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
The Mirror And The Light, in my view, is much the weakest of the trilogy.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Would HG Wells be the last effectively to straddle the divide?
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep coming back to the question: who are the new readers the Times hopes to attract? How big is the pool of successful professionals with nativist politics?
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
It was party over, oops, out of time for my hair.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
There are many worse problems in the world but one of the more inexplicable recent ones is why Google Pixel have replaced the perfectly good design of the stopwatch function with something hideous.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
I was ferreting around some old floppy disks and I found this picture of me from 1999. Enjoy.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
Pollsters not named. It looks more like a self-selecting survey.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
A lot of press coverage of the anti-asylum seeker protests has had the flavour of this poem, minus the pretence at regret.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
It is reasonable now to ask the mass media outlets to examine their role in the reporting of the anti-asylum seeker protests and ask to what extent they were reporting the story and to what extent they were creating the story. And why.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
I don't think it's said often enough how remarkably good alcohol-free beer now is.
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(I have no fixed view on where these cases should be heard, but there’s no neat home for them.)
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
I work as a trustee of group life assurance schemes distributing lump sum death benefits. The work I do is often highly analogous to the remit of the 1975 Act. I’m subject to the supervision of the Chancery division, and the Pensions Ombudsman has a role in death cases in pension schemes.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect she thinks *this* is action.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to suggest that would be a terrific place to stash contraband, but on second thoughts with that surname perhaps not.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Half of them are going to end up as ashtrays.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
I've quoted the very end of this film to so many of my juniors as a teaching point about working as a team. One or two even listened.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
It apparently needs repeating that the paying readership of national newspapers now is very old, very weird, or both. They’re catering to an extreme fringe of British society. The rest of us should seek to ensure the rest of the media realises this rather than treat it as mainstream.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
The steaks are high.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminiscent of the line in the Paul Simon song "Graceland": "She comes back to tell me she's gone."
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
Sometimes you just have to doff your cap. Well played, sir.
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For a small town, Vác is surprisingly strong on the sculpture front.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
I note the headline has been updated pretty sharpish.
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It's an interview where he announces his intention to set up concentration camps and his willingness to send people to their certain deaths. His commitment to rights should be understood in that context.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
Get down off that cross, you’re a far right inciter of pogroms. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08...
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
Of no interest to anyone but me, but my 2015 home vintage of plum and vanilla brandy is now spectacular.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
A Song Against Europe.
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I'm not a fan of my local council, Tower Hamlets, but I have to say this seems like a good scheme for it to have got involved with. www.towerhamlets.gov.uk/lgnl/leisure...
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
It has for some time been the settled and considered position of the pro-Brexit mob that the fruit should pick itself.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
If we're talking bars, this is a uniquely Hungarian institution: the borozó. It loosely translates as "wine bar" but you ain't going to be getting Robert Parker 95 pointers.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
You're absolutely right. I shall leave it up as a 10 minute penance then delete.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
You're absolutely right. I shall leave it up as a 10 minute penance then delete.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
I've just put some plums in the fridge. I hope they're still there in the morning.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
London is ahead of the curve here: it already technically qualifies as a forest. There's always room for improvement, of course.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
My niche position is that MPs are slightly overpaid and ministers are grotesquely underpaid.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no current shortage of people standing to be an MP.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
It is hardly a good reflection on MPs that they, supposedly paid to persuade people to their arguments, have so comprehensively failed to persuade the public of their worth.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
Para 856 sets out the key findings of fact.
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Full judgment here. www.matrixlaw.co.uk/wp-content/u...
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
If this is the cream, the run-up to the next election is going to be a fiesta of Reform crackpot candidates.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
We're going to need to rethink what knowledge is valuable. (And how we test it.)
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
My favourite recent example of this was a poll where young men and young women were asked what women wanted in a man. The women said a sense of humour and sensitivity and the men said a good salary, height and good looks. And everyone said that young men didn't understand women.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't see virtue in failure and new means to improve are good. In the same way that people shouldn't be chastised for using Ozempic. But the question whether ultimate failure at some things improves us is well worth considering.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social)
I profoundly disagree with the central premise, but it's an interesting and important question.
Alastair Meeks (@alastairmeeks.bsky.social) reposted
I've put together some thoughts on how the City has become a much nicer place to be. alastair-meeks.medium.com/the-pedestri...
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Proposal: a fast track lane at airports for people who know what they are doing.