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@areyaserious.bsky.social

disgruntled American Citizen, seeker of truth and humor

created January 27, 2025

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Profile picture Joab (@joabshammah.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

open.substack.com/pub/thiswill... Here is an issue we could remove trumpp over. With real proof. And we need to prepare for more hacks coming. @georgetakei.bsky.social

4/9/2025, 11:31:37 PM | 5 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Are You Serious (@areyaserious.bsky.social) reply parent

Edward G Robinson and the gangsters started shit while Moses was gone and earned everybody 40 years of wandering around the desert until the evil all died off. the US will be fucked for a few decades - so it fits.

5/9/2025, 12:15:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fat donnie is a legend in his own mind...

5/9/2025, 12:05:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so, donnie, why are you a piece of shit? was it by choice?

4/9/2025, 9:10:59 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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do they accept reservations at the Rubber Ramada?

4/9/2025, 8:16:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chicago

4/9/2025, 4:43:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all the theater, but everybody knows that it's bullshit. are they trying to convince themselves - because it ain't working on me

4/9/2025, 4:36:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't know there was an admission fee....does the collection plate count towards it? might be time to rethink retirement.

4/9/2025, 4:31:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ladies, get your list together. Massie has your back. if they announced their list by themselves, they would be sued into oblivion. Massie will read it on the House floor, protected by speech clause. pass the popcorn.....

4/9/2025, 4:04:01 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Are You Serious (@areyaserious.bsky.social) reply parent

Bwahaha!

4/9/2025, 2:32:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when I asked my cousin's kid who Paul McCartney was, he said, "Oh, that's the guy from Wings." it sucks to get old.....

4/9/2025, 2:18:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pay no attention to the 1000 FBI agents covered in black retraction ink.....

3/9/2025, 7:14:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now fat donnie pulls something from WWII out of his ass? " Oh, PLEASE Xi, make a deal with me. PLEASE?"

3/9/2025, 6:56:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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shocking.

3/9/2025, 1:42:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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go ahead. sue. and then - fuck all the way off

3/9/2025, 1:23:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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great idea. get the fuck out of my country.

3/9/2025, 12:12:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...chained to a rock in the deep end of the pool....

2/9/2025, 11:14:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fat donnie has absolutely no idea who Immanuel Kant was. Folks with Forrest Gump intellect rarely study philosophy.

2/9/2025, 11:09:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we didn't have to paint rocks or anything...would it be OK if we sleep on the warehouse floor? OH, THANK YOU!

2/9/2025, 11:00:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ahh, shit. Ghislane brought that creepy motherfucker again. I wanna go home

1/9/2025, 2:00:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what is this "war-fighting ethos" bullshit? Hegseth is a fucking punk. I don't believe he was ever in a combat zone. his "we the people" tattoo is offensive. he shows the Constitution and Democracy no honor. in another place and time, his dumb, drunk, phony, gung-ho ass would have been fragged.

1/9/2025, 1:53:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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maybe it has something to do with NapoElon being such a fucking self-absorbed prick and nobody wants anything to do with his shit.

31/8/2025, 10:24:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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reminds me of the old days, when fifty million Elvis fans couldn't be wrong.

31/8/2025, 10:10:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's newsnation - of course they brought out the fascist bullshit artists.

31/8/2025, 9:56:17 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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maybe 3 dead Kennedys wouldn't be so bad....

31/8/2025, 6:30:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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such aspiration - to be fat donnie's garbage. your parents are SO proud....

31/8/2025, 6:13:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the drooling was a dead giveaway this morning?

31/8/2025, 6:09:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Are You Serious (@areyaserious.bsky.social) reply parent

then DIE!

31/8/2025, 5:52:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he will announce that the government now OWNS all citizens.

31/8/2025, 6:40:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

This is too cute, dogs really are the best... 🥺❤️ #dog #dogday #bluesky

30/8/2025, 7:21:22 PM | 6036 743 | View on Bluesky | view

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not even tesla wants these pieces of shit.

31/8/2025, 1:09:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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should we drill a hole in his skull to let the evil vapors out? we could tell him we sacrificed a chicken - and had Col. Sanders cook it. he would like that....

31/8/2025, 1:04:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bogus!

31/8/2025, 12:34:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sad

31/8/2025, 12:27:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if these pictures are really the same guy, the guy on the right is retaining water like the Hoover Dam.

30/8/2025, 10:37:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since you asked.....uh, no.

30/8/2025, 10:30:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fat donnie wants all the brown people gone. you are married to one and say nothing. I hope your family tells you to go fuck yourself. ps - next time you go the wrong way down a one-way street, I hope you encounter a raging semi truck driver....

30/8/2025, 6:24:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fat donnie in the ground. "before we go to the luncheon, does anybody need to pee?"

30/8/2025, 4:49:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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translation: I'm too old a has-been for this shit....

30/8/2025, 4:43:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they already disowned him.

30/8/2025, 3:52:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sure, there is a minority that votes for fat donnie. I happen to believe (who would have thought?) that he and NapoElon cheated their asses off. this podcast explained it for me. watch both parts. they need to be destroyed. I agree. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgIa...

30/8/2025, 3:47:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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boo hoo hoo...

30/8/2025, 6:47:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK, but don't be surprised if it bursts into flames....

30/8/2025, 6:36:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so, if fat donnie sends the national guard and those ice pricks to Chicago.....and all the alley cats start throwing pennies off the tall buildings......we could get rid of those assholes for a couple hundred bucks.....

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30/8/2025, 6:30:42 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just remind myself, "Loomer PAID to look like that." and they listen to her? Bwahaha!

30/8/2025, 6:16:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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surprise! the where's waldo-looking motherfucker has no problems with texas doing the same shit

30/8/2025, 6:11:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK, so if fat donnie is dead, then we gotta get rid of the couchfucker and that where's waldo-looking son of a bitch....and when we take all the money away from the gazillionaires behind them - we buy a shitload of tuna. we can do this.....

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30/8/2025, 5:58:09 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but that can’t be it now because fat donnie could give less than a fuck about the troops.

30/8/2025, 5:38:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wishful thinking?

30/8/2025, 5:31:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tell Hank I said, "Woof!"

30/8/2025, 5:28:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what part of mental health? is it the part where you made it easier for gun purchases to the mentally ill, or the part where you cut funding for mental health services? fuck you. it's the guns.

30/8/2025, 5:21:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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out breed who? charlie can't even get a date....

29/8/2025, 9:01:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cheer up Mark...

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29/8/2025, 4:29:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how does it feel to be a fool's rubber stamp? still proud of all that time in law school?

29/8/2025, 12:21:39 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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miller forgets. they all ended up swinging from a rope.

29/8/2025, 12:15:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if they want to fuck with people, we really should fuck back....

28/8/2025, 11:59:50 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brian, you win a cookie! want to see how he stole the last one? watch both parts www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgIa...

28/8/2025, 11:54:58 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:37:32 PM | 6 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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evil little cripple....

28/8/2025, 6:20:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's cheap shit plastic, spray-painted gold. Bogus King Midas

27/8/2025, 11:49:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this motherfucker is nuts, just like fat donnie

27/8/2025, 11:29:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marco Rubio has a bug up his ass. I guess getting married fucks up his TV time. "This thing about people getting married on Saturdays during college football season is a scourge, Mr. President. I do not know if we can have an Executive Order on this." this is what he's up to? a meeting of the minds?

27/8/2025, 11:12:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how did the guy from fear factor become the nation's arbiter?

27/8/2025, 9:17:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her tail is up because she's happy with her

27/8/2025, 1:57:13 PM | 7802 804 | View on Bluesky | view

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nothing like mental masturbation....

27/8/2025, 4:20:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what's it going to be this time? white supremist or an incel?

27/8/2025, 3:58:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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batshit crazy disciples. anything, no matter how stupid it is, for fearless leader

27/8/2025, 3:55:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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start with Sinclair.

27/8/2025, 3:44:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they are just fascist- owned. like the Supreme Court.

27/8/2025, 3:43:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and the Supremes will kiss his ass, because they have been bought. and when they get bought - they stay bought.

26/8/2025, 9:39:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Secret Service, walking around DC like a flatfoot cop. got nothing better to do?

26/8/2025, 5:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 5:50:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one can only hope

25/8/2025, 11:00:29 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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unlikeliest? they are bought and paid for.

25/8/2025, 5:12:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 4:48:46 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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go ahead, spin specialists, tell us how that isn't what this fat burlap bag thinks.

24/8/2025, 9:03:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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based on the words of a lying bitch, guilty of perjury, fat donnie is innocent. so glad we got that out of the way...

24/8/2025, 8:42:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if, by negotiation, you mean kill a shitload of people, then yes.

24/8/2025, 8:15:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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worth posting again. "Anything you say can and will be used against you." these days, I think they mean it

24/8/2025, 3:27:45 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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pretty sure they sell battery-operated Sawzalls in Mexico. get an extra battery and a metal -cutting blade. if you travel light, use gloves to cross over at night.

24/8/2025, 12:04:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck it. let him do it. if we ever get off our asses and take the country back, we will simply take every dime away from him. he won't need money where he's going....

23/8/2025, 11:49:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 10:55:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 9:51:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm guessing that "suiciding a prisoner" isn't included in the Get-Out-Of-Jail card the Supremes gave him.

23/8/2025, 5:59:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fat donnie is looking for a fight. maybe we should give him one

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23/8/2025, 5:28:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 5:18:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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up next, today's dose of fat donnie's bullshit...

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23/8/2025, 5:16:58 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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release the Epstein Files - or I will shit in your shoe.

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23/8/2025, 4:51:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not maga. I can actually consider two ideas at once. but, thanks for the concern.

23/8/2025, 3:30:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you say purchase - I say shakedown to-may-tow, to-mah-tow

23/8/2025, 3:26:37 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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chew a cracker, sip of wine, say you're sorry. do it all over again. they aren't even saved from themselves....

23/8/2025, 3:24:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh, fucking spare me. it is not communism. it is not socialism. he is simply a shakedown artist. it is protection money.

23/8/2025, 1:55:08 AM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Translation, for the trump impaired - "America! Rejoice! I fucked Intel out of 11 billion dollars! AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME?

22/8/2025, 11:39:57 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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punishment befitting the crime. if you terrorize 250 million people and try to steal a whole country, and are convicted - you are fucked

22/8/2025, 10:57:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this ain't Kent State, motherfucker. this is Chicago. there is no emergency here. there is no lethal threat - but yours. maybe we will hit golf and tennis balls at you until you get frustrated and go home. don't make us ruin your day.

22/8/2025, 10:28:20 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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fat donnie isn't worried about the "I'm a perverted babyfucker" part. he is worried about the "who put the hit on Epstein? "part

22/8/2025, 10:13:51 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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fat donnie is looking for a fight. he would be the Loser again. go ahead Fatso, try it. Flex that little mushroom. Chicago would make fat donnie look stupider than his flaccid actions in LA and DC did if he came here. but he hasn't got the balls - he will send somebody to do it for him.

22/8/2025, 10:11:12 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Professor, Thank You for what you do.

22/8/2025, 9:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ve havit pee-pee tape and baby fooker tape.

22/8/2025, 6:55:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it was 1.8 don't have the post, but I've seen it online

22/8/2025, 6:15:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view