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El bago bleepin

@bagofbleeps.bsky.social

An object at rest cannot be stopped!

created August 15, 2023

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Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

The way of the gun. chicagocrusader.com/city-of-chic...

2/9/2025, 12:50:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Not being directly controlled by a billionaire?

1/9/2025, 9:43:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember the first time I ever walked home from the store, and it was at Whistler. Once a trip to the store doesn't need a car, the universe cracks open.

1/9/2025, 9:24:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember a property dispute in Hyde Park for some reason. I live there these days and it still seems wild.

1/9/2025, 9:11:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

By whimsical I mean that the parameters of the universe can be changed on a whim. Need a crime wave? We have a crime wave! Need a new terror alert level? We got one.

1/9/2025, 8:32:45 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, many people live in a whimsical universe provided 24 hours a day by multiple networks...

1/9/2025, 8:28:26 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

If we could get over the fact that we don't want to give oxygen to trolls...

1/9/2025, 8:25:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude needs to listen to a musical. It might clue people in to where Hamilton was born.

1/9/2025, 3:26:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

My heritage is ad copy from the 1980's

1/9/2025, 3:08:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

The cheap hotel setup sells it. youtu.be/yS2IBMQIjDo?...

1/9/2025, 1:16:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social)

Where's the Harper's Letter crowd? www.axios.com/local/tampa-...

31/8/2025, 11:58:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought the wapo was for free trade...

31/8/2025, 10:06:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

If you could figure out the privacy implications at a convention for facial recognition and memory... You'd have a head start on new privacy regulation.

31/8/2025, 7:00:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

The occupation can't stop a single white collar crime.

31/8/2025, 6:44:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

At a corporate level they act as asshole detectors. Find out who complains loudly about being asked to be social.

31/8/2025, 6:32:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Pied piper ass president.

31/8/2025, 6:27:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

That sentiment is the exact opposite of "measured" and "responsible".

31/8/2025, 5:43:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Gattaca fans know.

31/8/2025, 4:56:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

How does the national guard stop crime in D. C.? People like Justin Sun are still buying pardons...

31/8/2025, 2:40:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure she's still man made. Woman made too.

31/8/2025, 1:28:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

That's why you need a regulated market, to ensure everyone is on the same page.

31/8/2025, 12:12:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Teach the controversy!

30/8/2025, 1:50:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

That's cool. Lula released some of the death certificates of the people disappeared during dictatorship.

30/8/2025, 1:13:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

When I moved to the big city I hung out with all of the kids who hated small towns. Turns out that's a lotta gay kids!

30/8/2025, 12:34:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure the Thiel scene has some anons.

30/8/2025, 12:26:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Logistics isn't their strong suit.

30/8/2025, 12:07:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

The country club consensus is powerful.

30/8/2025, 12:03:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet he says that to all the girls...

29/8/2025, 8:35:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

If there's one lesson we've learned since Bush, the facts will fall to the narrative for punditry...

28/8/2025, 7:30:46 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

That couch tho...

L. Ron. Hubbard on a couch in his underwear. Original artwork by Brandon Bird
28/8/2025, 5:44:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Whiny rich kids complaining that it's not fair to say bad things about them, in essence.

28/8/2025, 5:40:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture aremoteviewer (@anewlinerelated.bsky.social) reposted

Since guys stopped forming electronica duos and just became lone modular synth wolves, mens mental health has hit an all time high/low. Cmon guys. Reach out to a buddy and get some shit Autechre/ Boards of Canada pastiches in the bag like back in the olden days. Let’s get blokes happy again.

27/8/2025, 6:24:10 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

The Heritage kids are all on that same page....

28/8/2025, 4:46:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to make a Face of Boe joke... but after looking at the reference, it could be construed as a compliment.

28/8/2025, 4:44:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Dictator swag! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIHR...

28/8/2025, 3:07:42 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

They're truly biblical sodomites...

27/8/2025, 5:51:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue sky nice guy (@rajandelman.bsky.social) reposted

Yakko Warner signing a song while using a wooden pointer on a big diagram of all the ways fascism has arrived in America

27/8/2025, 3:07:30 PM | 226 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

That and the masked troops...

27/8/2025, 3:37:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Dick Cheney used to hold Oil Summits at the restaurant in Union Station, with orbiting security guards doing perimeter checks in line of sight with each other...

27/8/2025, 1:39:12 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome! Now everyone can compete for political correctness!

27/8/2025, 1:16:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Y'all can take your evil-lite bags and step off the train now ...

27/8/2025, 1:00:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

I love launching drones through turbulent air populated with spinning blades...

27/8/2025, 3:58:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Ensuring the weather is politically correct!

26/8/2025, 7:02:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Counselors 🕵 (@nationalsecuritylaw.org) reposted

Someone needs to get arrested for burning a flag in NJ just to tee up the perfect case for exploding legal writers' brains.

26/8/2025, 1:49:22 PM | 185 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted

I feel like liberalism has a thorough misunderstanding of how conservatives process information. The facts don’t matter. The only thing that matters is the stories Fox News and Trump tell them. Everything else goes to the wayside.

26/8/2025, 12:21:47 PM | 237 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Business Plot Two!

25/8/2025, 11:11:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

I am sounding the alarm on the real crisis we face today. Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American. There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.

Governor JB Pritzker joined elected officials, business, faith, and education leaders, community advocates, and law enforcement leaders to condemn the Trump administration’s plan to deploy the National Guard or active duty military in Chicago despite objections from state and local leadership.
25/8/2025, 9:50:36 PM | 8768 2373 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Issa special ad...

25/8/2025, 6:14:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted

I just checked and this is accurate. We actually know the name of the guy who told Kamala Harris to stop saying “we’re not going back” and calling Republicans weird. It won’t surprise you to learn he’s a 71-year-old white guy who worked on Hillary Clinton’s campaigns.

Jules Suzdaltsev: Heads up, this is the guy who convinced Kamala to stop running on (CNN) — Three weeks into her presidential run was the first time the Biden campaign's pollsters — now hers — held a deep-dive call with Kamala Harris' inner circle to discuss what she's been saying on the stump. Over the line came a lot of praise, but also some suggested tweaks. First, said veteran Democratic numbers man Geoff Garin, summarizing their analysis, stop saying,
7/11/2024, 6:24:08 AM | 5375 1556 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marna Nightingale — ICE gets the skates. (@marnanightingale.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

In Trump America, Kennedy assassinates YOU.

25/8/2025, 3:03:41 PM | 756 168 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Any of the reporters in that room could walk 2 blocks and ask if that's true. But they don't. Which is weird.

25/8/2025, 2:58:34 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Death by dillitante!

25/8/2025, 2:46:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted

We have federal troops occupying the capital of our country, a mostly black city led by black people. It’s not a distraction @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social it’s actually happening.

25/8/2025, 5:07:55 AM | 983 251 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social)

Good guys need an ad budget. It doesn't speak for itself.

25/8/2025, 2:44:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

#yeettheconsultants

25/8/2025, 12:01:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Ever see this? youtu.be/4UkEcBYA4PU?...

24/8/2025, 3:55:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh for the love of Christ, someone add some n64 suoerman rings to that video...

24/8/2025, 1:53:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

I had to live in North Carolina for a year, and quickly moved to Chicago. Getting on the Red Line for the first time was a kiss from civilization.

24/8/2025, 1:37:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Pfaff (@johnpfaff.bsky.social) reposted

Giant YTD drops in Chicago for basically all crimes. Huge 4-reductions in Chicago for all violence. Murders are down FIFTY PERCENT. Property crimes are dropping, tho still higher than before. But MRAPs don’t stop theft. This is all pretext. Yet the WaPo subhed frames it as a “crime” issue.

24/8/2025, 12:58:51 AM | 628 222 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho has spoken!

23/8/2025, 11:25:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

So many free-market tariff lovers...

22/8/2025, 8:50:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Bastard is hitting cities like the aliens from Independence day...

22/8/2025, 8:44:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

He said it. Chicago is next. This is an authoritarian order being pushed by a racist wannabe-dictator to terrorize one of America’s bluest and most diverse cities. Video incoming re: knowing your rights when the National Guard invades our city.

22/8/2025, 6:01:40 PM | 1934 530 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

MRAPS are in the streets of the capitol. Seriously.

22/8/2025, 3:58:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

All snacks matter!

21/8/2025, 11:57:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't give a freebie population to the fascists.

21/8/2025, 7:26:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

His majesty needs kazoo accompaniment.

21/8/2025, 7:15:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

WE WILL IGNORE PEOPLE AND THEN WONDER WHY THEY ARE YELLING AT US!!!!

21/8/2025, 6:59:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

The final is just writing a description of the login process.

21/8/2025, 6:51:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Move it to the mall, toss all the confederate status inside, and melt the fucker down, and put a sign out front: The ash-heap of history.

21/8/2025, 4:08:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

dang

20/8/2025, 10:04:43 PM | 219 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

An idea a bunch of people who have never worked with iron would think of.

21/8/2025, 3:55:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Take it, the wall, the damned statues, and melt them down into an antifascist monument.

21/8/2025, 2:46:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ཅརཏཏཇབྱཊནཏཇསབྱ (@ruleo.bsky.social) reposted

stick em up

20/8/2025, 9:04:40 AM | 33 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

This MF would deport every carpenter named Jesus if he could...

20/8/2025, 7:21:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture IGN (@ign.com) reposted

Take a tour of the sci-fi locations of The Expanse: Osiris Reborn in this exclusive new trailer of the upcoming third-person action RPG, set in The Expanse universe. #gamescom2025

20/8/2025, 6:01:02 PM | 142 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh shit! Break out the MRAPS and Helicopters! We found a poor person!

20/8/2025, 6:21:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Eating at the Monocle these days...

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20/8/2025, 5:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

If on the one hand you're letting heavily armed people break the law in D.C. carrying long guns.... and the other hand has officers with long guns out looking for "criminals"... I'm pretty sure there's an unwritten understanding somewhere amongst the people with the long guns....

20/8/2025, 4:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Bubba Banner shrimp?

20/8/2025, 5:09:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if the Harper's Letter signatories have seen this....

19/8/2025, 8:23:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the Potomac our Rubicon?

19/8/2025, 8:11:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this Political Correctness?

19/8/2025, 7:50:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

A Rhetorical Howitzer to lay waste to the next republican that says "Party of Lincoln".

19/8/2025, 7:28:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Given that profit can be exploitative.... It seems dangerous to optimize for...

19/8/2025, 7:09:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

You sound exactly like the spam filter. Try making some real noise.

19/8/2025, 6:02:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Alt text it please. Nobody wants to pinch and zoom to read this...

19/8/2025, 4:10:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like this guy heard of Rokko's lil thing, but not that Rokko is racist scum with a vengeful heart...

19/8/2025, 4:02:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture POKEY THE PENGUIN (@pokeythepenguin.bsky.social) reposted

HOORAY!!!

A STRANGE LOGO FEAT. POKEY!! POKEY NOW!!!
19/8/2025, 3:51:00 PM | 100 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social)

If you wonder what it looks like when masked jackbooted government thigs steal your freedoms... Now you know.

19/8/2025, 3:08:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone needs to slowly dress up as batman in front of them and then stand around on their phone. When someone asks, tell them "We're dressing up and fighting crime".

19/8/2025, 2:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought the point of making fuck-you money was the ability to tell people like the president: "Fuck you!"

19/8/2025, 4:01:36 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin wants Trump to ban Americans from (mail in) voting. Good headline.

18/8/2025, 6:54:22 PM | 39 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

George Bush was a literal cheerleader.... AND Reagan. AND Eisenhower AND FDR www.sportsandservice.com/post/meet-fo...

18/8/2025, 6:32:27 PM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Gambit

18/8/2025, 2:45:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

There's troops in the streets demolishing the constitutional rights of everyone, but you do you.

18/8/2025, 1:07:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

CRT Lan parties only!

18/8/2025, 4:30:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

And THEY'RE the ones bringing the dikdoes...

18/8/2025, 2:43:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Where's my Harper's Letter people at?

18/8/2025, 2:43:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are all those people dressed as terrorists?

18/8/2025, 12:47:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view