El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
The way of the gun. chicagocrusader.com/city-of-chic...
An object at rest cannot be stopped!
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The way of the gun. chicagocrusader.com/city-of-chic...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Not being directly controlled by a billionaire?
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember the first time I ever walked home from the store, and it was at Whistler. Once a trip to the store doesn't need a car, the universe cracks open.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember a property dispute in Hyde Park for some reason. I live there these days and it still seems wild.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
By whimsical I mean that the parameters of the universe can be changed on a whim. Need a crime wave? We have a crime wave! Need a new terror alert level? We got one.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, many people live in a whimsical universe provided 24 hours a day by multiple networks...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
If we could get over the fact that we don't want to give oxygen to trolls...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude needs to listen to a musical. It might clue people in to where Hamilton was born.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
My heritage is ad copy from the 1980's
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
The cheap hotel setup sells it. youtu.be/yS2IBMQIjDo?...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social)
Where's the Harper's Letter crowd? www.axios.com/local/tampa-...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the wapo was for free trade...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
If you could figure out the privacy implications at a convention for facial recognition and memory... You'd have a head start on new privacy regulation.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
The occupation can't stop a single white collar crime.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
At a corporate level they act as asshole detectors. Find out who complains loudly about being asked to be social.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Pied piper ass president.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
That sentiment is the exact opposite of "measured" and "responsible".
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Gattaca fans know.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
How does the national guard stop crime in D. C.? People like Justin Sun are still buying pardons...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure she's still man made. Woman made too.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
That's why you need a regulated market, to ensure everyone is on the same page.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Teach the controversy!
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
That's cool. Lula released some of the death certificates of the people disappeared during dictatorship.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
When I moved to the big city I hung out with all of the kids who hated small towns. Turns out that's a lotta gay kids!
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure the Thiel scene has some anons.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Logistics isn't their strong suit.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
The country club consensus is powerful.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet he says that to all the girls...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
If there's one lesson we've learned since Bush, the facts will fall to the narrative for punditry...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Whiny rich kids complaining that it's not fair to say bad things about them, in essence.
aremoteviewer (@anewlinerelated.bsky.social) reposted
Since guys stopped forming electronica duos and just became lone modular synth wolves, mens mental health has hit an all time high/low. Cmon guys. Reach out to a buddy and get some shit Autechre/ Boards of Canada pastiches in the bag like back in the olden days. Let’s get blokes happy again.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
The Heritage kids are all on that same page....
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to make a Face of Boe joke... but after looking at the reference, it could be construed as a compliment.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Dictator swag! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIHR...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
They're truly biblical sodomites...
Blue sky nice guy (@rajandelman.bsky.social) reposted
Yakko Warner signing a song while using a wooden pointer on a big diagram of all the ways fascism has arrived in America
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
That and the masked troops...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Dick Cheney used to hold Oil Summits at the restaurant in Union Station, with orbiting security guards doing perimeter checks in line of sight with each other...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome! Now everyone can compete for political correctness!
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'all can take your evil-lite bags and step off the train now ...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
I love launching drones through turbulent air populated with spinning blades...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Ensuring the weather is politically correct!
National Security Counselors 🕵 (@nationalsecuritylaw.org) reposted
Someone needs to get arrested for burning a flag in NJ just to tee up the perfect case for exploding legal writers' brains.
Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted
I feel like liberalism has a thorough misunderstanding of how conservatives process information. The facts don’t matter. The only thing that matters is the stories Fox News and Trump tell them. Everything else goes to the wayside.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Business Plot Two!
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
I am sounding the alarm on the real crisis we face today. Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American. There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Issa special ad...
Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted
I just checked and this is accurate. We actually know the name of the guy who told Kamala Harris to stop saying “we’re not going back” and calling Republicans weird. It won’t surprise you to learn he’s a 71-year-old white guy who worked on Hillary Clinton’s campaigns.
Marna Nightingale — ICE gets the skates. (@marnanightingale.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
In Trump America, Kennedy assassinates YOU.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Any of the reporters in that room could walk 2 blocks and ask if that's true. But they don't. Which is weird.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Death by dillitante!
Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted
We have federal troops occupying the capital of our country, a mostly black city led by black people. It’s not a distraction @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social it’s actually happening.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social)
Good guys need an ad budget. It doesn't speak for itself.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
#yeettheconsultants
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Ever see this? youtu.be/4UkEcBYA4PU?...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh for the love of Christ, someone add some n64 suoerman rings to that video...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to live in North Carolina for a year, and quickly moved to Chicago. Getting on the Red Line for the first time was a kiss from civilization.
John Pfaff (@johnpfaff.bsky.social) reposted
Giant YTD drops in Chicago for basically all crimes. Huge 4-reductions in Chicago for all violence. Murders are down FIFTY PERCENT. Property crimes are dropping, tho still higher than before. But MRAPs don’t stop theft. This is all pretext. Yet the WaPo subhed frames it as a “crime” issue.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho has spoken!
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
So many free-market tariff lovers...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Bastard is hitting cities like the aliens from Independence day...
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
He said it. Chicago is next. This is an authoritarian order being pushed by a racist wannabe-dictator to terrorize one of America’s bluest and most diverse cities. Video incoming re: knowing your rights when the National Guard invades our city.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
MRAPS are in the streets of the capitol. Seriously.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
All snacks matter!
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't give a freebie population to the fascists.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
His majesty needs kazoo accompaniment.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
WE WILL IGNORE PEOPLE AND THEN WONDER WHY THEY ARE YELLING AT US!!!!
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
The final is just writing a description of the login process.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Move it to the mall, toss all the confederate status inside, and melt the fucker down, and put a sign out front: The ash-heap of history.
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
dang
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
An idea a bunch of people who have never worked with iron would think of.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Take it, the wall, the damned statues, and melt them down into an antifascist monument.
ཅརཏཏཇབྱཊནཏཇསབྱ (@ruleo.bsky.social) reposted
stick em up
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
This MF would deport every carpenter named Jesus if he could...
IGN (@ign.com) reposted
Take a tour of the sci-fi locations of The Expanse: Osiris Reborn in this exclusive new trailer of the upcoming third-person action RPG, set in The Expanse universe. #gamescom2025
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit! Break out the MRAPS and Helicopters! We found a poor person!
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
If on the one hand you're letting heavily armed people break the law in D.C. carrying long guns.... and the other hand has officers with long guns out looking for "criminals"... I'm pretty sure there's an unwritten understanding somewhere amongst the people with the long guns....
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Bubba Banner shrimp?
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if the Harper's Letter signatories have seen this....
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the Potomac our Rubicon?
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this Political Correctness?
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
A Rhetorical Howitzer to lay waste to the next republican that says "Party of Lincoln".
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Given that profit can be exploitative.... It seems dangerous to optimize for...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
You sound exactly like the spam filter. Try making some real noise.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Alt text it please. Nobody wants to pinch and zoom to read this...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like this guy heard of Rokko's lil thing, but not that Rokko is racist scum with a vengeful heart...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social)
If you wonder what it looks like when masked jackbooted government thigs steal your freedoms... Now you know.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone needs to slowly dress up as batman in front of them and then stand around on their phone. When someone asks, tell them "We're dressing up and fighting crime".
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the point of making fuck-you money was the ability to tell people like the president: "Fuck you!"
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin wants Trump to ban Americans from (mail in) voting. Good headline.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
George Bush was a literal cheerleader.... AND Reagan. AND Eisenhower AND FDR www.sportsandservice.com/post/meet-fo...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Gambit
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
There's troops in the streets demolishing the constitutional rights of everyone, but you do you.
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
CRT Lan parties only!
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
And THEY'RE the ones bringing the dikdoes...
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Where's my Harper's Letter people at?
El bago bleepin (@bagofbleeps.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are all those people dressed as terrorists?