Remember the Goolsbee Rule, also called the “pathological irony of crisis”: If you lose credibility, your statements begin to mean the opposite of what you say.
Apparently living in the UpSideDown. Having a really difficult time recognizing America at the moment. By the grace of God, and fellow Constitution abiding Americans in the government and general population, hopefully sanity will return FTFF
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Remember the Goolsbee Rule, also called the “pathological irony of crisis”: If you lose credibility, your statements begin to mean the opposite of what you say.
Speaks for itself if you think for yourself.
I'm going on record. You don't cover up dead. He's not dead. However, he's sick as shit. That you can cover up for a bit. But just a bit. Mostly I hope he feels like absolute shit and is very scared of death. That I can work with.
They’ll just find a way to explain this away. They’ll know when they are unable to explain it away anymore, when he cannot talk or walk properly. Or passes out in public. Or just screams profanity incessantly.
Hopefully it’s a Good Morning
Because it will be obvious that he is physically and mentally compromised. Beyond the Regime’s ability to gaslight
I’ll enjoy watching her fade back into obscurity.
A unicycle could run over that entire shriveled package. Sixteen wheeler is the epitome of “overkill”
Alternative math
Oopsies
I do not need one, but I do need to know that this exists somewhere. It’s an antidote (temporary though it may be) to the complete and utter shit show we find ourselves in.
I didn’t know it but now I need a baby donkey 😂💗
I assume this means he’s not planning on waking up. Or if it’s Miller posting this, he’ll Epstein him as he sleeps
He won’t be able to hide forever. I guarantee when we next see and hear him speak, we will know the extent of the damage. And it’s gonna be horrific.
If they have no issue with an insurrection attacking the Capitol over any perceived wrong, whether it’s true or not, then he is opening the door to all kinds of horrors. From both sides.
Answer to that trump taint licker; Because, asshole, it is the answer to everything. It was an insurrection in which cops were beaten by MAGA maniacs, that should be rotting in jail as we speak. History will not be kind to this insanity. I’m sure they will come up with a name for it too
I’m sure that’s not all he’s considered, especially in the African American as well as MAGA communities
Fatality.
Hey president DJT; first off, Fuck You. Secondly; how are you feeling? Thirdly; you have no fucking authority to modify the way that ANY state conducts elections. Unless of course you can bully or threaten your Red State lackeys to do as the God-King commands. And last but not least; Fuck You. USA
trump is running a pretty significant Karmic deficit right about now. That bill has come due.
That dude definitely has a white box van with no windows. Creepy as fuck
I fucking love this guy. Amen, brother
The cankles have spread to his brain
The best gift ever
Jon Gruden huh…figures
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I can truly feel the love and support for this “President” during his time of need and this serious health crisis. That person giving him the middle finger was showing their heartfelt support, and wishing an end to his obvious suffering. And wishing him a long. Life.
Wow. Actual pushback by the media.
When we find out about his terminal diagnosis, or that he has experienced an acute cardiovascular or neurological event, our first reaction will be to have a twinge of mercy, or compassion, to a human being who is suffering. Make sure that first reaction is only fleeting, temporary, and then..GONE
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
We will know the next time he attempts to speak to the press. I have a feeling he’ll look and sound so fucked up that even they won’t be able to hide it.
“Seems to be”. Please, everyone, be more direct when stating obviously provable facts. He IS forming a personal paramilitary force, populated with MAGA cult members that will unhesitatingly do his bidding regardless of whether it is legal or constitutional
Bully and abuser mentality to attempt to assert dominance over a perceived weakness. But it’s all a mask and a con, to divert the attention away from the weakness the bully knows exists in themselves.
Of course he does. Bunnies that have his scent and bring him comfort and thoughts of home and you.
Why is the @nytimes.com planting seeds of ambiguity where none exist? Under the U.S. Constitution, presidents have no role in running elections, certifying results, or appointing election officials. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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#DebunkHisLies
I'm having salad for dinner. Actually, it's fruit salad. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented Grapes. Wine. I'm having wine for dinner.
We’re at the point in the autocracy’s decline where the enablers will be saying how great he looks, and that he has the virility of a 30 yr old. Our own eyes will see him withering and decomposing, but beyond reason and in contradiction of reality they will weave their own narrative as fact
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I refuse to believe this is real. Nope. I just can’t
Where’s the video of how he’s walking. He looks compromised
Mid to high 30’s is fine for approval? Not even close
Looks like he’s practicing for eternity
Don’t forget the Tic Tac Gov.
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I fail to see the logic in a judge ruling that tariffs are illegal and then allowing them to continue for months. That would be like ruling that armed robbery is illegal but allowing the criminal to continue his armed robberies while he appeals his case.
You did say no thank you. Only more efficiently and effectively
I’d have that exact reaction kid
But they actually think they can. The cult has rotted their brains
Mayor Brandon Johnson signed a wide-ranging executive order Saturday that includes banning law enforcement from wearing masks in Chicago and requiring them at all times to display what agency they work for.
“ Mars Potato Jones you best be out that water”
Dude. Tim. He doesn’t even care enough about you to let you wear a hard hat at a construction site. Guess he’s gotten everything he needs out of you, and you are now expendable. But you just don’t get it yet.
Perfectly framed with the flag lowered into frame. One secret service person crouching to expose his head and center of mass to another potential shooter. Stopped to allow him to pose instead of running him off to the Beast. No wound visible on his ear after this. Total and absolute bullshit.
No
I knew @governor.ca.gov would come through to protect her ,Thank You Governor
This has some serious potential for the next hit show on the Food Network
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Looks like the left side of his face is melting off the bone.
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I think she likes sucking Orange creamsicle much better than teat.
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There needs to be more visible and official outrage and inquiry into the president of the United States posting this shit. Committee hearings, questions as to mental fitness, the whole fucking nine yards. At the very least ask; “what does this mean?”
He’s unable to close his mouth. I wonder if that’s permanent
I’ve read this synopsis three times in a row, in quick succession. Laughed my ass off each time. Only someone from Jersey can verbal destroy someone like this. It is truly a gift.
His voice sounds like a kazoo being deep-throated in a truck stop bathroom, his brain fires like a malfunctioning pinball machine stuffed with dead rats, and his charisma hovers somewhere between “hangnail” and “used condom on a playground slide.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
They’re seeing the writing on the wall. These rats are seeing how they have to save their own skins after trump strokes out
Legislation is required to stop an IMMIGRATION enforcement agency from detaining US citizens? What am I missing here?
What’s with those hot dog fingers
Fuck Tapper
Oh, that chyron couldn’t be further from the truth. Democrats have learned A LOT. As have the American people. And all the cooked up Fox Chyrons in the world won’t change that.
Please refrain from using the real name of the current president of OUR United States of America. He wants to see his name. Take it away on HERE. Orange Sphincter Traitor Tot Traitor-In-Chief Get creative and lose the REAL NAME. Peace MBM
He’s been spotted leaving the White House. But it didn’t look like him,or his face is bloated beyond recognition
Is that a threat?
We’ve been lied to our whole lives. The maps we grew up with shrink Africa down, making it look so much smaller than it really is. The truth: Africa is massive. You can fit the United States, China, India, Japan, and most of Europe inside it—and still have room left over.
I honestly think he has his name on every article of clothing so he doesn’t forget they’re his. What’s the over/under on whether he has his name on his diapers?
His brand of “great” is a garbage bag full of cottage cheese “great”
You are not my enemy. I don’t hate you. The fact that you hate me does say a lot about your brand of Christianity though. Uniting Church and State is unconstitutional and unAmerican
Welch: “He calls himself the law-and-order president, but he’s a convicted felon. He pardons felons. He surrounds himself with sycophants who kiss his ass every single day.”
He’s looking into whether it’s possible to Gold plate a couch
Your daily beauty
Collateral sub sandwich damage?
Has everyone in uniform lost their collective fucking minds
Noun. Verb. Democrat Noun. Verb. Soros
Agreed. I was disheartened by the box office draw however. These characters need to be seen together again
Right now he’s Schrödinger’s Dictator. A superposition of two probability waveforms. We will only know when each of us looks at the news tomorrow and the waveform collapses.
And the race of the officer that defended the Capitol against an insurrectionists mob matters, why??
Depending upon what the news is. STAY TUNED!