The job's not done right until every i is crossed, every t is dotted, and all your rows are in a duck...
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The job's not done right until every i is crossed, every t is dotted, and all your rows are in a duck...
A Tibetan monk saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine. He raised his eyes to heaven and cried, “I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
Looks like Cracker Barrel got their Cracker Back,yea Chump....... .
FAFO, my friends, FAFO, you really ought to know, he's going to screw you, come what may, and you can't say boo, coz it's all on you, FAFO...
You know...it's not polite...to tease people...like that...
Come From Away, eh? youtu.be/S0shgfCdNos?...
#Seaweed farms are a dual solution for climate change & sustainable energy. - don't require freshwater, fertilizer, or arable land to grow, making it one of the most eco-friendly resources - naturally absorbs massive amounts of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere through photosynthesis helping 1/...
Having a bad day?? Here's a pick me up... 😊 #bluesky #nature #animals
Dumb. Dumber. American...
"THEY" say that like it's a bad thing...to care about people, to feed the hungry, clothe the naked, house the homeless, treat the sick, counsel the prisoners...you see, that OFFENDS their golfing buddies...it comforts the afflicted and afflicts the comfortable...no wonder Jesus wept...
Seems they got their Skynet training software on Temu...
I keep telling them: Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Biden should get together, and endorse breathing oxygen...watch the GOP drop like flies...
Miles O'Brien had a cousin who worked in engineering. He preferred metric - Kilometers O'Brien...
OR...like when Sauron's tower fell, and the ground swallowed up all the orcs...hey, fantasy does have its appeal...
"THEY" should also outlaw arithmetic, since it uses ARABIC NUMERALS! (Dumb, Dumber, American)
So, a bunch of copycats just might pop caps on a bunch of greedy ravenous CEOs who cause people to starve, freeze, get sick and die young, and this is a bad thing, HOW?
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"Mom! Mom! I just got promoted! Branch manager! Cool, huh?"
They wish they could quit Cracker Barrel...
The real reason it took so long? It took them three years to sober up and actually SEE what they were signing...
THEN DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
Simply brilliant!
No, no, no! By all means PUT DJT on Mt. Rushmore - then push him off, and put it all on Pay Per View...
You know, you COULD have brought that up in 2024...but, noooo...
Ya know, they could start with Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio...just a suggestion...
WH Aide: Guys? Could you stop referring on social media to the cabinet meetings here as "Fear The Walking Brain-Dead?"
God: Guys? Don't do the thing. Adam & Eve: We did the thing. God: Guys...
Kennedy is letting the brain-worm do the talking...
What else might one expect from the Liar-In-Chief?
This is, of course, false. The United States exported $83 billion in goods and services to India last year alone.
I like the rebrand.
"The Marching Morons" was originally a cautionary tale. It has become an instruction manual. The dumber America gets - kids getting home-schooled by day-drinkers - the smarter and more persuasive their politicians appear. Fear the Walking Brain-Dead...
She is evil AND an idiot. There is no "or." Were she smarter, the body count would be MUCH higher...
You mean to tell us that the White House is telling lies? Lies? You sure they're not "alternative facts?"
Asking for a friend #SocialistSunday
Newsom: *catches grenades* *pulls pins* *throws grenades back* *sips tea*
Fatality.
Kitty gets the blues... youtube.com/shorts/WlCft...
You are welcome... youtube.com/shorts/rPFXX...
You may not like Gavin Newsom, but how many US governors would qualify as a "thirst trap?" The last President that was cool, witty, and attractive, was Obama. Even Melania might be keeping a napkin handy, to wipe away all that drool...
Oh, me just GOTTA share!
A little something to start your day! #Pinks #GCN #FucktRump
How hard would it be to learn to speak Swedish?
This
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Don't blame DJT, he is ONLY following orders. He is Putin's bottom bitch, and he is destroying America to please his dom. If there is a BETTER explanation for DJT's campaign to destroy America, I am open to hearing it...
DJT treats his National Guard personnel like Putin treats his front-line troops: he sends them out to fail, to become targets for the public, so that he can send in real "soldiers" that will kill other Americans to impose Martial Law. The NG troops should down kit and walk away.
The people that want Ukraine to give up their land for "security," are the same people that tell women that being raped is a "natural" consequence of being female. I do not see that as a mere coincidence...
Only White Bread WANTS white bread...
DJT feels no respect for other people and shows no respect for other people, therefore DJT deserves no respect from other people. Pritzker displays more sense and leadership in one interview than DJT has displayed in all his public life.
What a surprise! An ICE officer - WITH BALLS! Who knew?
Kid Rock is an oxymoron. He is not a kid, nor does he rock. But, yeah, deport his pasty white backside to Michigan...
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Yeah. Right. Sure. Just as soon as you 1. die OR 2. leave office in disgrace OR 3. Disappear so far up DJT's ass that you NEVER come out again...
Making America even greater, y'all!
Ha. Haha. Haaa. I get it.
If he means his funeral...there will be... youtu.be/HasaQvHCv4w?...
Looks like that black paint just made the fence (can hardly call it a wall, now, can we?) easier to climb, with a tad more friction on the steel slats..."Ladders? We doan need no steenkeeng ladders!"
Instagram influencer Adventorin goes viral after demonstrating how simple it is to climb over the U.S. Border Wall.
IF you are there to make money...well, not all prostitutes walk the Stroll...some wear three-piece suits and address each other as "my honorable friend..."
Is this for real? Because, if it is, it is the Christian thing to do, to shelter the homeless, and not vilify them.
My kind of town...
CHICAGO…
Danielle Smith wants Alberta to be the 51st State. Has anybody actually asked THE REST OF ALBERTA???
Just. Not. Fast. Enough. Pity...
youtu.be/DcCHScn4gpw?...
Israel, the land, is regarded by Israel, the state, as given by God. Hmm...when the Israelites entered Canaan (the Promised Land) they occupied it by force, by fire and sword. What, God could not simply snap His divine finger and GIVE that land to them, no muss, no fuss, no murder? Some God...
I'm a little late with this one, but I had to share because it's too funny not to 🤣🤣🤣
Burning down the legal structure of the USA from the top down. Maybe those robes should be white, with accompanying hoods...
DJT removes the Secret Service protection detail from Kamala Harris - likely hoping somebody will rid him of that "nasty woman." How very brave and magnanimous of him. Such courage, such generosity, such...petty, carping, mewling cowardice.
Is it likely that Ernst would have gone down in flames? Does anybody believe that any GOP candidate will any better support? Hey, let's host a few town halls, what can go wrong, the rubes will believe anything we tell them...RIGHT?
Speak Truth.....to Couch boy....
Reporter: Hello, sir. How do you view lesbian relationships? Old man: Usually in HD, whenever available. Easier to watch that way...
Says the poster child for Incels of America..
"Yeah, you wanna sign here? Got a truckload of "Epstein" for ya. What, you didn't order any? Well, might as well take it, can't ever have too much "Epstein," now, can we? Okay, Larry, back it up nice and slow..."
NEWS: Iowa U.S. Senator Joni Ernst (R-IA), who recently told her constituents "we're all going to die" anyway when asked why she supported Medicaid cuts, does not plan on seeking reelection in 2026. (CBS News)
Somewhere Bobby Sr. is saying, "Lead paint. We couldn't stop him from eating lead paint chips. We tried, oh, we really tried..."
Newsom is doing PRECISELY what he needs to do to serve his state. You go all schoolyard bully on him, he'll go all Jackie Chan on your hypocritical backside. You WILL get what you DESERVE.
Ooo, did somebody get caught telling a porkie? (porkie pie = lie...Cockney rhyming slang) If the USA is trying to undermine the government of Greenland...that IS an act of war, if I recall correctly...
America has become the enemy of Europe. All within 8 months. Unbelievable. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Poor KKKristi the Gnome. All those achievements, but just shoot ONE dog (that we know of) and South Park never lets her hear the end of it...Don't Karma bite like a junkyard dawg...
Putin wants control of Ukraine, to launch invasions in Eastern Europe on several fronts, a 21st century blitzkrieg. Except...he picked a fight with the Jackie Chan of Europe...who knows how to fight back...oopski!
Worried? Yeah. Helpless? @#$! NO!
Q: “Are you worried all this pushback could provoke Trump to follow-through with sending the National Guard?” MAYOR @brandon4chicago.bsky.social Johnson: “As a descendant of slaves, can you imagine if my ancestors had that same rationale?“
What a discombobulated mess he's made of our beautiful country.
Three Dog Night? More like a five-kitten morning...
"The Ugly American" was a cautionary tale about how the USSR out-thought and out-fought the US diplomatic corps in the late 50s. That story has come to life...
Comic book logic: die the hero, or live long enough to become the villain. Loki Logic: Die enough times, and live again to become the hero.
"Yeah, we can't let this guy win, we gotta deport him, coz if we don't, all the brown immigrants will think that they're people, with rights, and we can't have that, coz it scares white people..." Snowflake, meet blowtorch...
You know what I'd like to see? When the prosecutor states his case, every member of the grand jury stands up, brandishes a foot-long, and says, "You mean, like this?" and pelts the prosecutor. I know, never happen, but, I can dream, can't I?
If only that could work for his show...