I am going to pass and just take your jelly donuts.
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I am going to pass and just take your jelly donuts.
It's an experience best suited from afar or on video, because the stink will knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
How about rescind the obsolete and always abused second amendment? This regime has already taken the first amendment off the table.
Golf brought him back from the dead. We can't catch a break here.
We are surrounded by idiots.
Impeach Indict Inprison
They shoot horses don't they?
Me too. I save my will power for an emergency, like when I want to stomp a mud hole in a MAGA ass, then stomp it dry. However, it rarely works, they are dumber than a mud fence.
Removing two firefighters from a fire team, cancels out the team, thus reducing the entire team from fighting the fire. So this fire has been out of control for two months, now is farther from being contained before this cos play political theater of the absurd took place.
I thought vampires burst into flames in sunlight.
Luigi was right...
You had me at jelly donuts.
The trifecta of this fascist regime m
They will not do their jobs, even on a good day. They are incompetent, just like the rest of this fascist regime.
How effed up do you have to be to think this is warranted?
I learned a new word today. Thank you sir!
Hello, everyone. Today, thanks to @sbg1.bsky.social and @newyorker.com, I learned a new word. The word is: "butt-snorkeler."
Teach her a very strong lesson.
I remember the face made for radio. Who happened to score more than Wilt the Stilt. I always looked up to you dad!
I remember the old days. "I am not broke, I still have checks." Or racking up credit card debt to the low five figures. Good times!
I know!
We had ice raid a fire fighting crew, which had been fighting a fire in the Olympics Stair Steps. This fire is not contained and has been burning since early July. So, yeah instead of chaining gates up, high voltage might also be also not be a good idea....
I think Luigi should an award before any dead terrorists.
God, damn RFK Jr. to hell!
They could have waited until opening day of deer season, when the playing field would be a little more even. Pretty sure ice can be taken without a permit.
Chances are they will do nothing, but by God, science has got to go.
If God was listening, we would be reading your obituary, along with the other obituaries for your dear leader and his flunked. Yet here we are.
Must be a breakfast wine.
Given recent events and criminal actions of this Twittler regime, it takes all strength I have, not to punch idiots in the face. Some days it seems not even worth try to chew through the leather restraints.
Some days it seems not even worth try to chew through the leather restraints.
Basically bringing in labor to fill out the sales files, then scaling back. But then got a great job adjudication unemployment claims, which helped people out, rather than dash their dreams. It was a great improvement, until politics and pettiness sacked the joy out of almost 20 years of my life.
I was HR for nine years. I was called Dr. Death, because I was sent out by the owners to lay off employees on Friday, when we had filled all our customer orders. In five years I went through 435 people for 16 positions. After I left, I had a job that was much more rewarding.
See? California could secede and take friends and family with them. The MAGA could turn on one another and then like that, problem solved.
They going to defeated little green BB's, also are noticeably larger than their brains.
Even third world countries are stepping aside, as we fall into a new fourth world country classification.
You can never get enough of grandkids and their endeavors growing up.
Well we do have an illiterate, felon acting like he knows what he is doing on the throne.
Those thoughts are skull cramps and the prayers are just false empty words. Those congressional culls are wasted bootlickers, who couldn't tell you if the arses were punched or bored.
Then stop paying. California, with the 4th largest economy in the world and everyone's favorite governor, GCN, could lead a consortium of blue states. Since fed payouts are based fealty to the Orange Chicken TACO, these blue states could take care of their own. See? I solved the problem.
A lot more people are saying Impeach, Indict and Imprison this Mango Mussolini.
With triple damages for pain, suffering and being lied to by the syphilitic dripping Orange Chicken TACO.
This is the roundtable version of sucking 22 inches of vacuum, through an onion sack.
Given all the publicity, it's a ham sandwich now.
HR takes the approach that you're guilty, until you prove your innocence.
Then we should all throw sandwiches at these nazis. (PRO TIP: Keep Your sandwiches in the freezer for at least a few days before throwing, for best results. )
They continue to show us they don't touch reality either.
I wouldn't say those Kiss are silent, the Republicans are broadcasting it to the world.
I support this message.
Dear Democratic Party, please take note.
By far, not the brightest president.
Seems legit....
Dems also win when they punch fascists in the throat. Not that I am bitter.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
You have to like what you see in the mirror, when you brush your teeth. Otherwise, you can poke your eye out.
Week old gas station sushi is more trustworthy than the conniving Maxwell.
And you are our Queen.
Too bad the regime is illiterate and likes to shoot the messenger.
Any shit show stinks to high heaven.
If you're not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem Hakeem.
I guess the losers who surrendered unconditionally, really negotiated a win-win for their respective countries.
I fear the lows he sinks to, will be exceeded by the lows some of our fellow citizens will go to save us from this clown show train wreck.
So the sandwich thrower is free to sign an endorsement for any sandwich shop wanting a celebrity spokesperson?
So what's the downside?
Which is why I hate mowing the lawn.
So if the gestapo is trampling all over our first amendment rights, is the second amendment still in play? Because I got a feeling that shots are going to be fired sooner than later.
The dog shit container in the backyard.
My dear young lady, we also fill the day with the prospect that the Orange Chicken TACO fucktard will take us out with his self destruction. Which sometimes sounds like a good idea...
They have to wear masks because they can't stand to look at themselves in the mirror when they shave, so the masks hide the cuts and bandages.
Given the low gestapo hiring standards and overreach of the Pedofuhrer, it's just a matter of time bullets fly and innocent citizens bleed out.
Was hoping for the 9 minute uncut version. However, one of the great live shows.
In 6th grade, my teacher had us take on projects on points of interest. One of my friends did a project on the Dodgers. He met with the O'Malleys and got the red carpet treatment and tour of Dodger Stadium. It was during the off season, but he was the BMOC for months.
That's eight too many.
When Stephen Miller was a preteen. Yet he still has not grown up.
Well the Dodgers have been my team since 1958, so I still keep my five year old hopes going into my 70's, but I am not that smart on a good day.
A lot of SPB (Short Peckered Bastards), gonna be haters out of jealousy and other short comings.
Me, Boppapoopity?
How is it he's still single?
As a slow, arthritic old man, I know that I can out run this overrated D List former Hollywood wannabe.
I bet he even had a clean diaper for a little while.
Which is why the democrats are looking at more heartbreak in the future. They refuse to acknowledge the bright young rising stars, while standing behind do nothing old fogies, who think sternly worded letters will do their bidding.
Standard procedure for the tRump crime syndicate.
As I recall a failed business man ranted that traitors should be executed.
Why he is going to be the quickest of the Gravy Seals.
You can compare eye liner samples to see if it's the same futon lover.
Perhaps he is dead on the inside.
Your rights may varym
That's how I roll.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Now let's see if the Orange Chicken TACO will run Intel into bankruptcy with just 10 percent.
Good old Yankee ingenuity.
Coffee makes the world a better place.
Politics with a power grab, what could go wrong?
And they will not have to beg for a Nobel Peace Prize, it will be on aisle 11, waiting for them.
No one should.
Totally cool! I belled you back! And to think my daddy said I wasted those six years of high school.
I have no clue what belled means, but thank you.
Never been there myself, but oh the drama!
Just a bitter old man yelling at the wind and clouds, but thank you.
It's a small world after all....
Only have your best interest at heart kiddo.