Christ I hate these idiots
Christ I hate these idiots
Gavin College Newsom
That’s ok I’ll block her
How many people are needed to open this door
Some of the most stressful events of my life happened while playing video games at the arcade while 4 strangers stood around watching me, secretly rooting for my demise so they can have their turn. Half the time spent in an 80s arcade was watching other people play.
Once again generation x gets the shaft. And honestly doesn’t give a shit just leave us alone
I am using both of mine right now sorry
What’s to stop blue states from funding their own agencies like the ones that are being gutted? Imagine blue states having their own CDC that allows science and academic freedom. The knowledge acquired would then be owned by the blue states, and red states would be stuck with their morons
Weirdly I’m way more scared of a guy with a single well cared for pistol than a goofy family with 8000 random guns. I feel like I could rob this entire family with a butter knife and they’d have no idea I was even there.
Why would Putin want trump dead? He’s Russia’s most valuable asset
That’s been my theory for a while- that widespread AI will render the internet virtually useless for anything outside acquiring very basic facts, mostly meaningless social interactions, and gaming. It’s slowly becoming an 80s video game arcade.
The jokes aren’t smart or clever, they’re just noises and making fun of people. Jokes for dipshits. The secondhand embarrassment is almost unbearable
Imagine thinking this guy is funny
I think you’re talking about “shame.” It doesn’t exist anymore.
I honestly wish it was funny
But if he pays more tax he’ll have use some of the other stacks of billions for his pet investments rather than the stacks of billions he had earmarked for rich people shit
Are you throwing trump a bone for some reason? Because this really feels like a random statement made under duress.
We’re not running out of time per say, but time is getting shorter
Meanwhile China will be virtually free of non-renewables in like 20 years. Do you have any idea how much of an advantage that is on the world stage?
Dude is playing with fire trying to mess with Boston. It’s what happens when you don’t study history.
Without trump to blame for their behavior they’re just back to being ordinary run of the mill assholes. And boy will the assholes eat one another trying to fill the leadership void. It’ll be glorious.
Simple. Stay the fuck out of our town.
It would be amazing if, when the Smithsonian opens up tomorrow, any slavery-related displays had been altered by the staff with the history of how horrible slavery actually was. No holds barred. Any material or story that maybe was too controversial or horrific to display, get it out there.
Hopefully Tim Apple doesn’t find out about this
Orange cats get all the attention but black cats are fucking CRAZY
Me in a bath within 3 minutes: Hey my knees are cold Shit my hands are too wet to pick up my phone Goddammit bubbles are going away Hold on my drink is definitely going to fall off the edge of the tub Crap the water is too cold now Fuck this I’m clean
Whether they are or aren’t is irrelevant. You may not agree, but the FBI has always had a prestigious and respectable reputation with the average Joe. And they are as a matter of fact very selective with their special agent hires. The point is that whatever reputation they had is now tattered.
I’m not arguing they’re not historically fucked. I’m saying they have a carefully curated reputation as an elite force and we’re using them to police petty domestic crimes and harass homeless people minding their own business. Trump debases, devalues, and trashes everything he touches.
I have no idea why the Federal Bureau of Investigation, a group of supposed elite law enforcement and investigators, is being used for such ridiculousness. They must be thinking, I have a law degree, a phd in criminal justice, speak fluent Farsi, and I’m arresting a dude for relaxing under a tree
I’m sorry but that’s hilarious. Nice work Biff
These dorks are afraid of their own shadows
I’m thinking about it right now. Come and get me fat boy.
When your face appears to be melting due to vanity choices you’ve made, you shouldn’t be able to get mad when people point out said melty face
Fucking trash
Highlighting the disqualifying characteristic of AI: it builds on existing knowledge but lacks the ability and imagination to “create.” It is forever going to be spiraling the knowledge existing in 2025. No matter what it “discovers” it will pale in comparison to what the human mind can muster.
Hey Disney I won’t watch jack shit that this traitor appears in. Do with that what you will
Look at that beautiful tuna can. Top notch storrowing
It’s not “your money” you asshole
Conan O’Brien used to do a bit where he’d interview a cutout of Bill Clinton and others on a TV, but the mouth was removed and Robert Smigel’s lips were in the hole and he was answering the questions with ridiculous replies. This thing looks like that but is much less funny.
Itsaboutbuildingacultureofkindnessandunderstandingwhatdoyouthinkaboutthat
Everything they do has zero charm or style or soul. It’s really remarkable. Just white with gold shit stains everywhere
Does he have a family 😂
The sun is the most reliable source of energy in existence. It rises every fucking day. If the Sun ever becomes and unreliable source of energy we’ll all be dead immediately
Shoot I thought I could hide 3574 meters down but they found me
We’re way overdue for another ska revival
How many people in Trumps life have said “why doesn’t he just stay there, leave us all alone?” Every he’s ever met probably
Shit this is social media, every post ruins my day
SAD!
He’s not decomposing fast enough for my liking
I wish Harris had dropped a few more indignant F bombs during her campaign. I kept saying to myself, why isn’t she pissed?!? Whoever the next candidate is needs to genuinely give a fuck, and show it. The “we go higher”bullshit is ancient history
The note about trump admin’s position is a red herring. My gut reaction when I see that is “well then that thing must be horrible. But they’re correct in supporting this privilege regardless of their motives. We MUST give victims a way to privately discuss their experience.
If you have to boast about being an “alpha” you’re probably not it
The OG beer snob
Democrats are now the faceless men. These magas are bananas 😂
Was there not one media member there who could’ve just interrupted and said “ah, sir, you appointed him”? Either journalists are unprepared or scared, which, frankly, are both things that should disqualify one from being a journalist. This dude is ripe for the picking. Have at him you cowards!
Hello political journalists, with just the slightest bit of pushback and fact checking of these bozos you too can appear like the second coming of Edward R Morrow. Cmon, you guys can do it!
Frankly I’m surprised that maga hasn’t completely pivoted to “actually child molesters are ok.” They’re ok with all sort of abhorrent trump behavior but at least there’s some kind of standard still 🤷♂️
Pigs
It’s worth a shot
Trump gets off on causing chaos and harm to the weak. He could’ve done absolutely nothing but golf and shit his pants for the next four years and the country would still have thrived. Instead his main hobby is just being a prick to as many people as possible. Just a horrible human.
Especially when you suck at running the family owned business too
Thus allowing religious institutions to alienate even more people and become even less relevant. Wonderful!
IBTC charter member Clay Travis
Or, if you want to fix immigration in the US you just violently abduct all the brown people to random countries. Or eliminating vaccine mandates because it just “seems like” kids get too many without understanding a lick of science.
Someone has to come up with a word for this phenomenon, the idea that there’s an easy way to get to the finish line of a problem or task without actually doing work or knowing anything. Like the Musk idea that you if you want to lower costs you just fire everyone immediately and boom problem solved.
If he’s on east coast time I’m staying up till midnight tonight. Of course they’ll just say it proves he was the chosen one or some dumb shit like that. Can’t win with those people
My high school English teacher would’ve been pissed at this headline. Why the superfluous words? ESPECIALLY in a headline? If it’s a slur, just say so.
At least if it was people smarter than me I could be like, yeah they probably know something I don’t
I’m not sure you really want the answer tbh
make goiters great again
Which coincidentally smells like a dirty diaper
Any actual military on this thread? Do you guys make fun of these dorks? Because, well look at them
I mean, we’re kinda done with rich people now, right? Like as a society?
Oh lawd he comin’!
I’m a big sandwich kinda guy
I just ate a tuna sandwich. I’m am now 3% fish.
I mean, Dems have to start running EXCLUSIVELY on SC expansion and term limits, right? This court is very unpopular and has lost the veneer of impartiality completely. It’s a slam dunk.
For Christs sake Moulton
I’m the kind of guy who sometimes will instinctively duck if a parking garage ceiling is low. Where is the sense of self preservation of these people?
It always seems weird when people get snarky about what others choose to do/watch for entertainment. In college I once poked fun a roommates music choice and he was like, music snobs are obnoxious. He was right, who was I to criticize someone’s taste?
Not sure if we even still have any sort of functioning intelligence agencies. Decisions ironically seem to be based on “feelings”
He literally says “forget about intelligence.” Not even taking it out of context… this is such a perfect encapsulated of this administration.
Were you still holding your drink when you landed?
His tweets are so fucking weird. Who writes like this?
The irony is that the existence of impersonators will ultimately put ICE agents at greater risk. Nice job dummies.
These look like police academy dropouts, like the lowest of the low. Great job fellas, you’re gestapo and will eventually be tried at The Hague. Dorks.
The gray states need to calm down
There’s very few things 100% of the world agrees on. One of them is that asbestos is deadly. Wtf is happening
Gee thanks 🙄
So you’ve found a way to justify warrantless apprehensions by unidentified persons so long as anyone in the federal government is ok with it? If there are no limits to police authority then laws, order, the constitution itself are all pretty much trash and we’re now a dictatorship. How exciting.
The fuck is a sneako
The last time Trump had to do some difficult president stuff he allowed a million Americans to die from Covid. Pardon me if I’m not optimistic with this Middle East situation