His epitapth. Happy Tuesday?
Not quite done with Democracy. No way we lose 121. I know the best beef stand in Chicago.
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His epitapth. Happy Tuesday?
But you have to provide your mom's meatloaf recipe.
That award has become as useless as the recipients.
While singing "Sweet Caroline"
Big fucking shoulders.
In lieu of paying his legal bills for supporting your election lies? What a humanitarian. We'll see the medal on Ebay.
Laura spins the wheel every day. Her basis is flawed, but.... que the MAGA outrage in 3...2...1....
Mike Lee gets his women's health news from Elon fucking Musk. WTF, Utah?
I hope the end is similarly epic.
He doesn't care about sentence construction or spelling either.
Instead of typing "Deeply Concerning," just use D.C. like we do when commenting on Washington politics.
Man. The ghost sightings in those resorts will be unrelenting. Is there a gene missing in Republicans?
Has anyone studied the link between Oklahoma and stupidity?
Nexstar Media owns them both, as well as WGN Radio. Doesn't look like the Morning Show buys into their facist bullshit.
Because January 6th is the answer to everything, you facist sychophant.
When he's the best you've got in Oklahoma, what are you gonna do? Pray more?
We are governed by a retiree.
Never wear your own swag. Unless this is a body double, and he's dead.
Tell me how this makes me safe, when the National Guard and ICE/Proud Boys invade Chicago next week. The call is coming from inside the house.. Is he dead yet?
Ivana is at a golf course today as well. She dead.
Fuck this chicken fried steak of a country. We used to be normal.
This is Alabama. Rolled Tide. I'm laughing at the whole state. From Kay Ivey to Tommy Tuberville.
Northwestern grad? Figures.
Angry white women rails against a black woman for kicking her ass. Details at 11:00. Same as it ever was.
I believe that is illegal in 49 states.
We don't need some medal from some ferin country! Let's make our own medals and sell them to our base! Trump will nominate you for a minimal charge.
Will she blow Putin for peace? One for the club...
"But, hey, these assholes voted for me!"
Until someone holds a mirror under his nose, I will be skeptical. Optimistic, but skeptical.
Punctuation and sentence construction are not consistent with the standard gibberish of the North American MAGA pedophile.
Botox can fix that.
Which one is our president?
This little Nazi is beginning to piss me off.
Her political career is dying. Oh, well.
Praying in front of the camera in case God is watching cable news.
I also have no public events scheduled. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
A little late to the BBQ, there Billy boy.
I think you meant to say, "Putin ordered..."
Deport them to Uganda.
She's really not very bright.
Tots and pears.
Her superpower is bullshit. The days of hiding behind a cross are over. Put up or shut up. I wish Jesus's old man would do some Old Testament smiting right about now.
After we're done with Venezuela, Greenland, and Canada, we're coming for you, Portugal. Since this is a cage match, Linda McMahon will lead the righteous MAGA with a red folding chair. Where is Bobby Heenan when you need him?
Oopsie.
Maybe they're just beat down by your incessant bullshit. The weird Kennedy.
Here. Clutch my pearls. Yours have to be rubbed to the nub by now.
Like Trump. He now has the machinery.
Let's see if Louisiana, South Carolina and Texas parents want to send their kids to Venezuela. Don't know if they have a Cherry Blossom season or Krispy Kreme, but anything for the Dear Leader, right? Sent by God? Sure.
Fucking gun owners who won't stand up for sane gun laws. Slippery slope? Is it slippery from the blood of our dead children? Fuck the NRA. Fuck republicans. Fuck.
And our government should not be run by people who are infested with brain worms. Your turn "Bobby"
If that lets you sleep at night, Trey. I wish you and yours a speedy trip into that good night. Meanwhile, on Earth 1, you are a failure on an epic scale.
Looks like 10 year olds have more guts than Republicans. Lead by a pedophile. Supported by Evangelical Christians. Staffed by white supremacists. Who are you people?
Winning...
Finally. Someone gets us.
She tied for 5th place. With a transgender swimmer. She lost to 4 other women. She was ranked 85th in Olympic trials. A pool noodle was 84th.
So Taylor is black? Got it. Back to Latvia, I guess.
Have we seen an indictment yet, Scott? No? Then maybe, STFU? Stay in your lane, you little ass kisser.
Yeah. Good for you. Sadly, it's a 2 party system. Where's Jill Stein when you need her, right?
But he keeps Kristi Noem "satisfied?" He should get combat pay.
You're a classic MAGA asshole. Your mom's mac & cheese is ready. Come up from the basement.
Could have had this guy. We have a couch fucker. Well done, America.
Hey Caitlin. Doug lied to you. What are you gonna do about it? Exactly.
First, do no harm. Sorry, first, secure my pension and health care for life, then do no harm. Sorry again. That" do no harm" stuff is overrated. Have you seen Louisiana? They could use a little "culling" Resign, Cassidy. You've failed the American people.
What is his position on brain worms? MAGA will kill citizens regardless of party. Hope Meemaw lives through this madness.
Our First Hooker. Fight me.
Remember. He's a tenant.
A question for "conservatives" Who costs more, National Park employees who were fired, or National Guard troops? Fair question. Elon? Homan? Noem? Anyone? Beuler?
Rugby is a true team sport. Team mates, stories, celebrations. The most inclusive of all sports. Good on her.
Someone should invent a sequential ass kissing machine, similar to a multi hose bong made from a Carlo Rossi wine jug. I swear I don't know where that image came from.
Oh, the humanity!
Over and under on the next train crash now that the Duffmeister is in charge.
Their third attempt will start with "come on, dude, this is bogus"
I thought Pete would be on the cutting edge of new weaponry. Turns out, it was Cutty Sark.
Donny is one chicken fried steak away from the grabber of the century. Make it so, Homer.
Sucks for Lee that the post cabinet meeting ass kissfest is alphabetical.
Capt. Ahab.
Or you could just "date" them, Uncle Donald. What a wierdo.
Well, July is National Pedo month, for all who celebrate. I believe Donald signed an executive order. Many people are saying this.
This is a song about the government This is "heavy foot"— a song for our times
Or shot in the ear, kinda.
The attempted power grab by every republican politician will make the Hunger Games look like a Mahjong tournament at the retirement home.
They're all over the place. Black women. WTF?
Hey Ralph. When will troops march into Spartanburg, one of the top 20 most dangerous cities in the US? It has a higher per capita crime rate than the national average. Guess which large democratic city in Illinois is below that same national average? You don't have to guess. Facts are a bitch.
When we regain government control, we should sell the Supreme Court real estate and make them work from the back of a liquor store
Nutlick. Socialist.
Surprise. Charles Kushner is a douchebag. Who knew? Everyone without dementia and cankles.
Pulitzer to the first reporter that says "fuck this shit" and walks out.
Or, you could just tax them fairly. But that wouldn't be Socialist enough, would it, you slimy little bitch?
Do not threaten me with a good time.
Now do crypto. This should be fun.
I had no idea the University of Arkansas was located in Chicago.
You seem unhappy? Your catch phrases check the boxes, and your spelling is shit. Is this Tom Homan's burner account?
He has season tickets.
We are not serving boxed wine in the West Loop. I will die on this hill.
Save your bullshit for the next Klan rally. Your pussy ass wouldn't be caught dead in a modern, culturally significant city. Stay outraged at Cracker Barrel, and hide your Bud Light in a MAGA koozie. You people are so relentlessly ignorant it's actually boring. Enjoy your hate and fear.