coloneltompeeping.bsky.social

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Am I to take that as a 'no'?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

And I'm totally sure they absolutely have all of the paper work to show the judge to prove it. Not just something written on the back of an envelope in Sharpie.🙄

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

They are lethal to trash. I hear D.C. is trash free, and has never been so mulchy.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

What happens to crime when the soldiers leave and go to Chicago? Or are they staying forever and another several battalions are going to Chicago? Does the US have enough troops to occupy all of its Democratic cities? Or perhaps something else it going on...

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

If his opinion is irrelevant, why the fek is he giving it.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump has often claimed he's a uniter. www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-...

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

'Hot.' Then maybe he should open the window.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, he's 'head' of security for Rudi fekken Giulliani. What else could we expect. I'm guessing he's 'head' of a security detail of one...and part-time.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

At least he's grabbing his own crotch.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean it's not global warming?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Or perhaps it's global warming. Curious how America can simultaneously be the greatest country on earth and a desolate, crime-ridden wasteland being exploited by ever other nation.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Americ is hot. "It's got electrolytes!" Mike Judge warned us that the WWE would lead America to a strange place.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to admit, they've been remarkably successful.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

L.A. todays sans Trump

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll believe this when...

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Has everyone simply forgotten the Bowling Green Massacre?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Sunset Boulevard would undoubtedly look like this now

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

If the military in D.C. simply shot everyone dead, the crime rate would reach all-time lows.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump has a great talent for elevating those he meets

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

"What's the downside of humoring him for a little bit of time?"

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

If all press is good press, ya kno what will get a lot of press?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, absolutely. Terribly creepy.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

As a costermonger, I feel slighted

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Leprosy for sure. Trump should carry a bell as a tocsin, and shout, "Unclean! Unclean!" before, "Fore!" when playing golf.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Just as with Biden, that is obviously an actor masquerading as the president. In this case, either Randy Quaid or, perhaps, Jon Voight. 🙄

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Bang on a red MAGA hat and Paxton could pass as Slim Donald Shady

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Who said that? The history one not the Q-Anon one.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you didn't get such a sugar rush that you headbutted the punching machine.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

If you do "your own research," what findings are you supposed to trust if you don't trust the experts?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Turns out that the same is true of Vance.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Pathetic

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Did he do this mulching or picking up trash?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously Trump is dead and being played by an actor, or a series of actors, for public functions and mass handshaking sessions.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

It's leprosy

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Advantage America: The Russia army is really bad a mulching.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

If you summon up the Devil, don't expect him to behave.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure Trump is much happier with power. Now he can impose his ideas whether people like them or not.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think we are approaching the defenestration stage? For now, I'd expect something like this

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but Dwayne Comacho was a better president that Donald J. Trump [The J is for "Jenius"!]

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Because Conservatism is genetically transmitted, apparent, Trump should be using tax-payer money to build state-of-the-art Conservative breeding camps. Then, they can implement a selection process to eliminate children showing any liberal traits. It just makes sense.😬

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

What! Conservatism isn't genetic?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

I really don't need the thought in my head of Charlie Kirk breeding.......

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

There is really a woeful lack of talent that this administration is failing to utilize. To be fair, though, they do seem to be learning, though, from previous competence.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

They have a great capacity for enduring other people's suffering.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

It's good that Moses Mike is doing so much to improve the nation's mental health and to elevate the human heart, because buying all of these condolence cards is a financial strain.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously, Trump's agenda is so popular that so many big, strong men (with tears in their eyes) are coming up thank him, he has to use both hands to satisfy demand.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

lord have mercy on us all

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just so tired of winning

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

I sure Trump has harrowing, simply harrowing, stories about the multiple times he's been mugged.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

I can imagine the government attorneys - "I argue that the sandwich launched itself from Mr. Dunn's had in a wanton assault on the officer."

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

No rocking chairs and Necco wafers!

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

But he's not a dictator.😬

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you want mushrooms on that?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

This will just encourage more sandwich throwers. We'll see people throwing larger and large subs - maybe even foot longs - with more and more delicious fillings. Eventually it will escalate to sides of pickles or chips. The Trump administration will no doubt retaliate. Probably with nukes.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

aporophobia

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you providing the homeless with homes? Otherwise they will just end up homeless somewhere else, and may even drift back to Union Station.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG! Sharknado is coming true

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

And Russian forces will be withdrawing from Ukraine tomorrow🙄

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

"I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States," but "I'm not a dictator"!

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello, America. How is Exceptionalism doing in the home of the brave?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I guess you're not a very stable genius then.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Not just the greatest president! He is probably the most fabulous person since Jesus, and Witkoff will certainly argue for Trump being better - if he knows what's good for him.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we Awoke yet?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

A great statement on American Exceptionalism.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

And during this THREE(!) hours, was any 'productive' work done for the American people? Or was it just toadies toading and Trump bloviating?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

After 30 days of claiming crime is down to levels never seen before. "Nobody thought it was possible. Big strong men with tears in their eyes..." Trump will claim crime in D.C. out of control, and declare an state of emergency. ['We've always been at war with Oceania.']

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

"I will get crime down to levels only seen in Pyongyang."

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

What does this even mean?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

"And they can't find one I'm good at"

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a classic Kinsley gaffe

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

All Trump does is make laws through executive order and send the military to take over American cities. How is that at all like a dictator. [p.s., if he wanted to stop crime, he could start by stopping his own.]

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

They are just trying to mimic Chinese Exceptionalism.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Lutnick even listen to what he is saying, let alone think about it?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. I know that once I've robbed a bank, I absolutely refuse to leave.🙄

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

And they won't give Trump a Nobel Peace Prize. Astonishing!

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Incredible.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

But this time, don't save the president's portrait.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

We will get crime rates down to Pyongyang levels.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Miller is someone who knows about being evil.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

It's be a heck of a long time. There should be a new addition by now.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

We get, for example, cell phones and vaccines and pest resistant crops...

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. It's just like Stalin in the Kremlin doing fair things for them, the Russian taxpayers. To call it socialism is risible.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social (@coloneltompeeping.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to get right on it. But you're probably right. Trump and Lutnick may be better for this matter.