Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
For starters, after a quick check of multiple sites that track population demographics, your numbers are 100% bullshit. Not at all surprising based on your profile.
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view profile on Bluesky Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
For starters, after a quick check of multiple sites that track population demographics, your numbers are 100% bullshit. Not at all surprising based on your profile.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Am I sure of the absolute hypocrisy? Absolutely. That said, I guess one key difference is that now instead of the German American Bund, we now have AIPAC.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m gonna add that to my list of true red state names, alongside Texass, Missery and Oklahomophobia.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
It can’t be. He was in a rented Ford Bronco, and the driver of the other vehicle was in a Honda H-RV. That looks like a Chrysler or Dodge minivan of some sort.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep an entire populace in ghettos while treating them like caged animals? Eventually some will start acting the part.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
What fucking planet are you on right now!?!? Only asking because it sounds like you’re speaking from Uranus. Gaza is unoccupied?!?! Would you mind sharing that with those displaced by IDF’s occupation force?!?!?!
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually hypocrite, I know the entire fucking timeline. But please, do go ahead and cherry pick what you want others to see while not mentioning what you don’t want them seeing. Your supposed moral high ground is actually a heavily used latrine pit.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice “timeline” you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if reality took a huge dump on it. At this point, the ONLY difference between Nazis and Zionists is who the victims are.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Only funeral procession that traitorous scumbag deserves is on a burning garbage barge.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Susan Collins used to run her mouth quite a bit about how Margaret Chase Smith was a major influence. But when it was time to back up that talk with action, all we got from her was more bullshit-scented hot air.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Skidrow Trash the name of the school that idiot dropped out of in the 8th grade?
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s Larry the Cable Guy. Dude’s almost as funny as a bubonic plague outbreak.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
He should create a brand new nation state on a garbage barge in international waters, invite all his friends, and once they all arrive, somebody with an attack sub torpedoes the ever living shit out of those racist piles of shit.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social)
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this for real legit!?
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
She comes across like she’d call the cops on a loaf of pumpernickel.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point, the ONLY difference between Zionism and Nazism is who the victims are. Zionism’s moral high ground because a heavily used latrine trench the second they began forcing Palestinians into ghettos.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not calling people out because of who they are. I’m calling them out because they’re dropping guided munitions on innocent civilians, while denying them food, water and medical care.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, I’ve seen exponentially more people on the far right of that to justify their hatred of Jews. Also, I’m getting pretty fucking sick of being called antisemitic for calling out a fucking genocide.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda funny how racist cowards with enlarged amygdalae conflate their irrational xenophobia with manliness, when it’s really exactly the opposite.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Platner’s platform is capable of getting Republican votes Mills would never get. Don’t get me wrong, I have deep respect for Mills, also super grateful she was in the Blaine House during the Covid lockdown. That said, the establishment dems that are blackballing Platner need to go for good.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
And this whole time I assumed that referenced Shitler on pain meds.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
That racist dipshit literally screams enlarged amygdalae and shriveled up weenis.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Oklahomophobia certified!
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
So I dug deeper than his weak sauce wiki page, and discovered his “degree” is in History from what effectively amounts to a bible college. Who wants to bet his version of history has little to do with actual events?
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly what are that bloviating fucktard’s credentials in the first fucking place!? Only asking because it’s like he’s actively hiding what kind of degree he has (if any).
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Still waiting on that bloviating moron to stop drooling Shitler’s semen and find that cure for autism… www.bbc.com/news/article...
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
This.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course New Hampshire is saddled with entirely too many libertarian whackos and bucks that trend. Somebody wanna clue those homeschooled fools in on what herd immunity is?
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s because his adult diaper hasn’t been changed by his care giver.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
I enjoy triggering, then toying with idiots like that. That said, it got boring after a couple of hours because it was like trying to argue with a toddler why they shouldn’t fingerpaint with their own feces.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
I ended up blocking that bloviating dipshit because it was exactly like playing chess against a fucking pigeon.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Regardless, it’s been fun walking you around like a dog. Please don’t hesitate to get bent…again. Pretty sure that your fave position anyway.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
The ONLY reason you wouldn’t know is because you couldn’t even pass a EEG exam.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
You should really stop projecting like that. Your attitude is so demonstratedly shitty, it’s hard not to assume it’s due to you having to slap fast and grab fast if you don’t want piss down the front of your leg.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Your only theme is unbridled stupidity and racism. Seriously, what’s it like being the intellectual runt in every room you step into that isn’t hosting a white supremacist convention?
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Why, that’s a pick of me giving your mom a child to actually love.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, you’re hilariously bad at this. Unoriginal and dense too. Seriously, if your fully gaped & shit-caked ass got any more dense, you’d collapse into a planet-killing singularity.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s an insult to actual sex-workers. They have exponentially more integrity than that vacuous, gold-digging bimbo.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course he did. Modern “republicans” couldn’t care less about democracy or even maintaining a republic.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
They haven’t built death camps because they’ve converted all of fucking Gaza into the world’s largest concentration camp.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at you flexing that degree from Prager U! Btw, you should try really hard to figure out what projection is, and why you’re doing it in IMAX.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
So baiting incel it is. Tell your mom I’ll be over to give her a child she’ll actually be able to love.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Something Dunning-Kruger.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Again, you’re only baiting for the sake of baiting. You have no interest in having an honest discussion, merely one that allows you to display your dipshit antisemitism like it’s a set of metal balls hanging off some inbred redneck’s rusted out Silverado. Get fucked.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Under the current Shitler Regime, I bet I don’t have to wait all that long for that to become official FDA guidance for food manufacturers.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you really as retarded as you’re coming across now, or are you just a baiting incel sitting in your mom’s basement?
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Zionist are committing those atrocities. Blaming all Jews for a bunch of thuggish haters bombing babies is not only stupid, it completely ignores the fact that hundreds of thousands of Israelis (if not more) are just as pissed off about it as I am.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Absofuckinglutely not! Antisemitism is being against people for who (or what) they are. Antizionism is pretty much being against people for what they’re doing. As it stands right now, the ONLY difference between Nazism and Zionism is who the victims are.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Collins sold her credibility for campaign donations decades ago. Besides talk is cheap, and that’s all she has.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
At best she deserves a funeral procession on a burning garbage barge.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
100% because NYT is AIPAC’s bitch.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
I figure a funeral procession on a burning garbage barge would be more appropriate.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Most women have a bigger bulge in their pants than that weenis wielding wanker. I bet he has to slap his own ass with one hand, and grab fast with the other to not piss down his leg.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet there’s also a significant IQ gap, along with an integrity gap and morality gap so fucking wide, the distance to Pluto is shorter.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
That drooling retard would flunk a EEG exam.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social)
xD
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna assume you’re referencing some right wing wacko whose accusation is really a confession.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprised Oklahomophobia doesn’t have a law on the books banning residents of reservations from running for state level offices.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Only thing that traitorous pile of choleric shit deserves is a funeral procession on a burning garbage barge while onlookers snack on these tasty snacks…
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Either that fully dilated, shit-caked asshole is a drooling moron, or he thinks everyone else is.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine at least one calendar-challenged idiot is now going to blame Obama.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
When you sell your soul to regain some relevance.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
From all the various news reports on this, I’m willing to bet he wasn’t trying to drug his kids, but frame an innocent dairy queen employee.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like AIPAC controls the bulk of NYT’s narrative.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social)
So another day, another Republican very plainly demonstrates their sheer dumbfuckery. I have no idea if he was trying to frame a particular worker at that Dairy Queen, but glad he got caught before either his grandkids were injured or an innocent person got charged for doing it.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
A funeral procession on a burning garbage barge is too good for that traitorous pile of choleric shit.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Since she broke her Oath to the Constitution, what traitorous idiot truly deserves is either a procession on a burning garbage barge, or a fully involved dumpster fire hauled behind a garbage truck.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
I was so glad to finally see her getting the dressing down she truly deserves.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Been saying this all day. What that dipshit traitor truly deserves is a funeral procession on a burning garbage barge.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
We’ve also got the best justice system that money can buy. No money? Get fucked.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s a traitor that deserves a funeral procession on a burning garbage barge.
Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted
Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadn’t happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
That would pretty much be like the Union Army giving traitorous confederate soldiers Meritorious Service Medals after the Civil War. What she truly deserves is a funeral procession on a burning garbage barge.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
…also, I definitely should’ve used them/their there, not he/him. I swear I’m trying!
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
According to NPR, his mom filed to change his name from Robert to Robin because he identified as female. Just putting that out there because our i’s should be dotted and our t’s crossed so we don’t come across looking as bad as MAGA propagandists.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
On a serious note, how many ranting, day drunk Karens does the Shitler Regime have anyway?
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. That prattling fraud deserves it.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure she’s concerned about the crowd being mean to her.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
I have to accept the loss nonetheless.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL! The choads in charge are gonna make sure thru sheer ineptitude that it overthrows us.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Um, that’s not even remotely close to how it works. Especially when SCOTUS has already ruled that flag burning is protected speech. But yes, that fascist moron is catering to other morons who worship the flag while wiping their feet on the Constitution.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Having Hakeem Jeffries in a position of leadership in this moment is like intentionally having an alarm clock that doesn’t actually wake you up.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Fitting that Susan Collins’s face is front and center. One time - roughly 25 years ago - I felt bad after I called her a whore serving the Oligarchy. I didn’t realize at the time how right I was.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a perfect place to take a shit.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
“But, but…my culture!” screamed the yahoo who’s never had Mac & Cheese that didn’t come in a box.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social)
I’m no fan of John Bolton, but this is spot on.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Carpetbagging scammer, Wee PP is proof that 80% of Alberta voters in his new riding are drooling idiots.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
If you’re talking about Graham Platner, I was really impressed with his ad he released a few days ago.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
No fucking way it’s anything other than targeted payback from a regime of brittle bitches with enlarged amygdalae.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social)
So not even 24 hours after Newsom signs a deal with Lars Løkke Rasmussen to strengthen ties between California and Denmark, the Shitler Regime cancels a nearly finished offshore wind project with Danish firm Ørstad off the east coast that was slated to start generating power early next year.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, and @bsky.app, the “constructive purpose” here was to inform CBS “News” that they can no longer be considered a credible news outlet.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, and it looks like some of you guys are getting fired for your efforts. Hope you don’t pollute any other news organizations with your spineless dumbfuckery.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
An exponentially more accurate name for that oligarchic abomination would be Fat Fascist Fiction.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social)
Fuck Mississippi.
Bluesky (@bsky.app) reposted
Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users. While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
Cousin Herb (@cousinherb.bsky.social) reply parent
As somebody who knows a guy who got caught smuggling Beanie Baby paraphernalia into the US from Canada back in the late 90’s, this topic always gives me a chuckle.