He/Him Bills Mafia Overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
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Honey, I shrunk Gary
Name three people you'd never leave alone with your daughter
UNCANNY!!
Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing
This raises way too many questions. And now I'm so suspicious of everything that I'm going to need to see a different video from another angle to confirm this isn't AI generated.
That's a very clear camera angle of the white house that doesn't seem to be secured by secret service. They should probably do something about that before anyone gets any ideas
No makeup?
His smile is crooked. One eye is opened more than the other. His left arm is hidden. Did he have a stroke? I'm only half joking
He is smile is crooked. One eye is opened more than the other. His left arm is hidden. Did he have a stroke?
He's alive. He had a stroke and no one has the nerve to invoke the 25th ammendment because if he gets better he'll see them as disloyal. They're terrified of his wrath and that of the maga base. That's my theory.
Was he attending his own wake?
Going to sleep before 3 AM? Yeah, something ain't right
Every day since November 2016 I have been trying to manifest the same thing. I've come close, twice, but not quite close enough. Am I doing it wrong?
Or the power of prayer
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill Cyndi Lauper - She's So Unusual Carole King - Tapestry Fiona Apple - Tidal Ani DiFranco - Up Don't judge me, I may look burly on the outside, but deep inside I'm really a moody white woman
The whole country is overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
Is it possible that they've moved necessary medical equipment to the white house to avoid the same press it got last time?
Rudy was driving drunk. That's my guess
"Why are democrats so weak? Republicans don't play by the rules, they don't care about norms and decorum, so why do democrats?" **Gavin Newsom tweets** "NOT LIKE THAT!" **Liberal creators get paid** "NO, NOT LIKE THAT EITHER!!" Do you want to win or do want the high ground? You can't have both
People are saying the golf pictures are from an earlier date. At this point I'm going to need a proof of life video holding today's newspaper.
Just to be clear—I’m VERY MUCH alive, thriving like never before (many people are saying it!) and NOT in the Epstein files. FAKE NEWS tries everything!!! Look at the beautiful flagpoles at the White House so TALL and STRONG. Like our country!!! And flag burning? DISGRACEFUL. Jail time!!! -djt #MAGA
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
So liberal creators were getting paid by a liberal group to post liberal content that they would have been posting anyway. Meanwhile, right wing creators have been paid by Russia for years. Liberals finally started playing by the rules set up by the right. Is that what we're talking about here?
Did she actually post this? I'm seeing screenshots, but it seems like the post, if it ever existed, has been deleted. Can someone verify that this is real?
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4. Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193. Hope that helps.
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It's going to be hard to get that on store shelves. Bottle is too wide. It'll take up two spaces on the shelf cutting potential revenue in half
My brain: "sure, there's a lot going on that points to it and it would answer a number of questions, but let's not jump to conclusions" My heart:
Can we take Maryland too?
What if I feed a flag to a goat? Prison?
He should get an extra year for that hairline
Wonder if any of that money is going to black churches www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
Cc: @governor.ny.gov
Overton window...
I hope Trump calls out the national guard in western New York, I'd like to get my flower beds weeded and mulched and some mums planted for fall.
What would be my punishment if I outed an undercover CIA agent on Twitter? Can we apply those consequences to Russian asset, Tulsi Gabbard? www.thedailybeast.com/intelligence...
No trans people should have access to assault weapons No one in the LGBTQ community should have access to assault weapons No one on SSRIs should have access to assault weapons No white men should have access to assault weapons No one should have access to assault weapons, at all.
I'm feeling overburdened with mitochondrial challenges. I'm not quite sure what that means, but it feels right.
They're investigating Wikipedia for "organized bias"? They're allowed to be biased, no? They're a private company.
Why haven't the police unions spoken up about ICE and other federal agencies usurping their authority?
Being afraid of cartoon lesbians isn't very gangsta
Donald Trump's hand obviously doesn't have the miraculous regenerative powers of his ear.
How is my local American Legion going to retire flags now?
No one on earth is getting better healthcare than him and THAT is what he looks like? Oof
those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety
the thing I love about Zohran’s campaign is that instead of “this place fucking sucks and I alone can fix it” his message is “being a New Yorker rules, we live in the best city in the world, let’s make it even better together” show some damn pride in the places you want to govern
The entire Will Trent series by Karin Slaughter
NATIONAL GUARD DID THEIR JOB! TOTAL CHAOS AT KENT STATE — PROTESTS OUT OF CONTROL. THEY WERE THERE TO PROTECT LAW & ORDER. VERY SAD WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU CAN’T LET RADICALS RUN WILD. TOUGH TIMES! #LAWANDORDER #OHIO #KENTSTATE Thank you for attention to this matter - DJT
Dems: BUT NEWSOM! Left: pick someone better Dems: OK, who? Left: someone better Dems: WHO? Left: it doesn't matter, they won't be good enough and our votes don't matter, I just want marginalized communities to hurt more so the revolution, I am not organizing BTW, happens faster to end capitalism
Who did you vote for in 2024?
Doesn't the US government having a stake guarantee a taxpayer funded bailout should the company or economy fail?
I will not be lectured on who to support or who to vote for by people who got us here by staying home or voting third party in 2024.
Who did you vote for?
By not voting or voting third party you limit their rights more than I do by supporting candidates like Newsom. Do you understand that?
I'm a bigot because I think Gavin Newsom is better for trans people than trump? This is why no one takes you seriously, nor should they
He's getting better medical care than probably any person in the world and THAT'S what he looks like? I'm buying my champagne now
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Ignore what they say and watch what they do. That applies to both parties. Yes, Gavin Newsom has said some vile shit regarding trans people. He also signed a number of bills into law protecting trans people. Is he perfect? No. Is he evil? Also no.
Who could've seen this coming other than literally everyone? www.wkbw.com/news/local-n...
Met a doctor who works at ECMC today and asked him about the accident on the NY State Thruway. He said "thankfully I work in oncology" if anyone was wondering how bad it was.
Why makes you think this isn’t the last resort? Rule of Law is dead; due process is over; public health infrastructure has been gutted, as an impending pandemic approaches; future elections are already rigged. What are we waiting for…??
$500 million to paint the wall black because it'll be too hot to climb. Are they aware that night exists? Also, this an admission of failure. The first attempt at an impenetrable wall on the southern border failed so they're dumping more money into it. Sounds like waste, fraud, and abuse to me.
I'm thinking of the terminally online, couldn't vote for "genocide Joe", couldn't vote for Kamala folks
Nah, I'm good
The house is on fire and leftists are sending away the firefighters because they're not using ethically sourced organic water.
End partisan gerrymandering by expanding the house. The house was set at 435 reps almost 100 years ago. Since then the US population has almost tripled, lowering the impact of our voices. Increase the number of representatives and tie that increase to population growth going forward.
At the bottom of a bag of a half dozen egg everything bagels
I threw the sandwich but I did not kill the deputy
Who's going to throw to him?
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Can someone tell me where this is in the white house? Like is this the gift shop for tours going through? That would be tacky, but would make a little bit of sense. Or is this in a secure area where Trump keeps merch to give (sell) to people he meets with?
Maybe the radioactive shrimp bleached all the seasoning
So a five dollar foot long is a felony, but an AR is A-Okay?
*on Long Island
Dwight Eisenhower Ronald Reagan George W Bush All male cheerleaders and all republicans
They don't want us talking about Jeffrey Epstein over on tiktok
We're trying to go from NY to LA, Gavin Newsom is a car, AOC is a train, Pete is a plane and leftists want to be teleported or they're not going. Meanwhile Donald Trump is a bullet train to Hollywood Florida instead of LA. Shut up and get in the car, at least it's headed in the right direction.
I will NEVER understand how young men shifted right because they thought these guys somehow represented masculinity. It is absolutely beyond my comprehension.
My ugly mug needs some beauty filters or something. Thank you for your attention to this matter
The MS NOW brainstorming session
My little brother can end this beating immediately if he'd just stop hitting himself
MS NOW
Quick question, if he eliminates mail in voting how will the troops vote?
Schempsteen graped children with orange man who then had him unalived in prison is the way we'll have to say that sentence on tiktok. Is skylight ready yet?
Not to be all puritanical, but the ice agent who left a dildo in a public park should be charged with sex crimes. What if a kid found it?
If you live in New York call your state senator and tell them to advance Senate Bill S3425, universal health care in NY. www.nysenate.gov/legislation/...
Epstein made tapes of him touching kids and Putin has them
4-1
Seriously, are we sure he and Epstein weren't fucking each other?
3-1 touchdowns allowed vs defensive stops for the Buffalo #Bills. OOF
I love Buffalo Joe, but through five quarters of preseason play Andreessen is getting exposed. Seems like he's always out of position.
It's preseason for everyone, officials included
Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein weren't "best friends" for 15 years, they were fucking