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Curt

@curtisma.bsky.social

Retired. Hockey fan. Struggling Wings fan.Totally blue collar. Strive to be nice to everyone. I'm on a MSM news cleanse. Equal rights for all.

created November 8, 2024

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I’m sure Comer Pyle will investigate.

2/9/2025, 1:42:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does the orange demon still plan on a UK trip in September? Balloon reminds me of last visit.

2/9/2025, 1:41:27 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck 👍. I retired in ‘18. No regrets.

2/9/2025, 1:39:20 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t want PTO?

2/9/2025, 1:26:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🇨🇦🫡🇺🇸

2/9/2025, 1:08:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What happened to the 1500% discount on prescriptions?

2/9/2025, 12:27:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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& they are probably on their way to church

1/9/2025, 11:55:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦👌

1/9/2025, 11:00:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Working with a population of diminishing mental capacity.

1/9/2025, 10:54:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any RV’s parked in the back yard yet.

1/9/2025, 10:50:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quick. Get a ramp. Expedite the process.

1/9/2025, 9:46:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The great dumbing down continues.

1/9/2025, 9:45:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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148m reasons this is wrong.

1/9/2025, 9:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ceremony will be at the adult store adjacent to 4 Seasons Total Landscaping.

1/9/2025, 9:41:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most have nothing to launder

1/9/2025, 4:30:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paging Dr. Ronny. Live to 300 years with a better diet.

1/9/2025, 4:29:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ball made in China

1/9/2025, 4:05:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ocean levels will rise considerably.

1/9/2025, 4:04:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vultures on the outside & jailbird on the inside.

1/9/2025, 3:54:13 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever happened to the gold inventory at Ft. Knox?

1/9/2025, 2:23:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leetch

31/8/2025, 11:24:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Serving crackers only.

31/8/2025, 11:19:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When are the 50 days up?

31/8/2025, 11:14:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vaccinations vacations. I’m there.

31/8/2025, 8:09:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Continue to kick the USA in the berries.

31/8/2025, 8:07:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was it orange?

31/8/2025, 8:01:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a long way from Leon in Mayberry.

31/8/2025, 5:43:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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50 days in time out. Now what.

31/8/2025, 5:35:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Art of the deal, my ass.

31/8/2025, 4:22:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop the testing. Fewer cases. Problem solved.

31/8/2025, 3:43:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

31/8/2025, 2:14:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So now we’re pirates?

31/8/2025, 1:55:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Curt (@curtisma.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s our beef there?

31/8/2025, 1:53:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not up to speed on what our beef with Venezuela is.

31/8/2025, 1:26:33 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right on! No redemption!

30/8/2025, 8:42:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His shadow rivals an eclipse

30/8/2025, 8:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tribute to the emperor.

30/8/2025, 4:18:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need a refresher on Moskowitz’s votes on recent appointments before admiring his wit.

30/8/2025, 4:15:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember John Dingle’s funeral almost being denied honors during the first go round?

30/8/2025, 3:15:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Facts are stubborn things.

30/8/2025, 1:01:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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United Snakes of America. We can’t be trusted.

30/8/2025, 12:59:23 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indicating the ethnicity of the officer is nauseating. & telling.

30/8/2025, 12:58:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get your diseases from a reputable supplier. 👌🏿

29/8/2025, 11:52:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clown fool 👍

29/8/2025, 9:42:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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United Snakes of America. We’re spying on Greenland invasion next?

29/8/2025, 1:33:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Traitor tot.

29/8/2025, 1:28:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Laying on of hands next?

29/8/2025, 12:44:25 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tate is trying to grow a beard along with other appendages.

28/8/2025, 11:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4 out of 5 dentists recommend it.

28/8/2025, 11:12:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1500% cheaper now.

28/8/2025, 11:09:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m embarrassed for them.

28/8/2025, 11:05:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Salute to you, doc.

28/8/2025, 11:03:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love it if it’s what you say it is. Especially this summer.

28/8/2025, 10:54:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Bishop is no joke.

28/8/2025, 10:52:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are aware that he’s not aware about most things.

28/8/2025, 10:42:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s a rare few people that can work at this pace. We should be grateful to these workers.

28/8/2025, 10:05:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought Rudy was in charge of landscaping.

28/8/2025, 8:34:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t we already have nutritionists?

28/8/2025, 8:09:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct!

28/8/2025, 6:04:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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90 deals/90 days?

28/8/2025, 2:50:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think if that happens there will be no confusion. It will be biggly yuge news.

28/8/2025, 2:49:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Patty is going to draft a sternly worded letter.

28/8/2025, 2:45:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hang on. It’s going to get worse. 🇺🇸

28/8/2025, 2:42:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Change the pitcher

28/8/2025, 2:40:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t they get security promises in exchange for nukes? No integrity.

28/8/2025, 12:44:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Savings. Won’t have to change the logo.

27/8/2025, 11:23:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moved away from hard salami

27/8/2025, 10:14:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t legally buy beer.

27/8/2025, 10:10:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either way, I’m eligible if they don’t ban it altogether. Good luck to all you young folks.

27/8/2025, 8:03:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoop-whoop! Keep up the great work.

27/8/2025, 7:29:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Over 60 l think I heard. The rest of you may need luck to make it to that eligibility.

27/8/2025, 7:28:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always at supper time.

27/8/2025, 4:02:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s ineffective & too old.

27/8/2025, 3:56:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Steven Miller bit the hand that feeds him. He’s a zombie now.

27/8/2025, 1:27:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure, Jan.

27/8/2025, 1:17:16 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am broadening my music listening sans news.

27/8/2025, 1:16:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which one?

27/8/2025, 1:00:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please don’t let it be rare. He’ll just brag about it. Let it be a common geriatric condition.

26/8/2025, 10:16:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charlie needs an appointment with the girl in DC.

26/8/2025, 10:15:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🇨🇦 Canada needs to stay the course. Don’t get dragged into our domestic disfunction. 🇺🇸

26/8/2025, 10:11:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See if she’ll accept another appointment.

26/8/2025, 10:06:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s probably already on speaker.

26/8/2025, 7:48:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can see it first hand if he goes to the UK in September.

26/8/2025, 4:06:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pardon me?

26/8/2025, 1:29:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russia makes a lot of fertilizer

25/8/2025, 11:54:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skunks can’t smell their own tails.

25/8/2025, 4:13:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Name one.

25/8/2025, 2:25:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Easy banishment. Never followed.

25/8/2025, 1:19:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I provide no sympathy. Idiots.

25/8/2025, 1:18:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paint ladders & ropes on it.

25/8/2025, 12:36:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Day one. One phone call.

24/8/2025, 9:38:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a key observation.

24/8/2025, 7:21:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD = Just Dumb.

24/8/2025, 7:20:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AG said they were on her desk.

24/8/2025, 4:35:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got ‘em all.

24/8/2025, 4:32:26 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have swollen ankles, too.

24/8/2025, 3:01:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love the name of the news service

24/8/2025, 2:50:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The insects, right?

24/8/2025, 1:12:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations 🎈🎊

23/8/2025, 11:22:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plenty of room for all his lawyers

23/8/2025, 11:19:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view