John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe some Texans need to rewatch this. Or see it for the first time. youtu.be/5ZQl6XBo64M?...
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Maybe some Texans need to rewatch this. Or see it for the first time. youtu.be/5ZQl6XBo64M?...
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Jon & Ponch back together again! Protecting Kamala. How cool is that?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
Am I the only one blown away by the fact that BoJack Horseman and Sesame Street are going to be on the same channel?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah right .
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
Proud to live in the same town as this guy. And for the record, the Nibblonians were wrong. The Dave Matthews Band DOES rock!
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
I have a better way to explain this headline. "Billionaire discovers a way to justify giving $500k to the GOP candidate who happens to be black that will protect HIS money at the expense of his audience." www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/au...
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
And today the Sox broke a 7 game losing streak. Against the Yankees no less. And they didn't need the national guard to do it.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like he's been following RFK Jrs health advice.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if they'll create a flirty JD Vance chatbot. For people who urgently need to throw up.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Mayor Bowser should publicly thank all the dolt red state governors for paying for their people to clean the city. That way she doesn't have to pay for this work out of her budget. She should also publicly thank Trump for conning them into do it. The Tom Sawyer spirit still lives!
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like the old Yogi Berra quote: "Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Really? Mosques as well? That's unusual.
Runs with scissors in the dark (@tevistickles.bsky.social) reposted
Instead of fishing and foraging for berries like all other bears, Paul had wisely been investing the money he took from people he had mauled.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
She is consistent isn't she? Reminds me of this
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
What about if you tried to adopt a gun toting cat? The 2A folks would stand up for you. Although the idea of a cat with the knowledge and ability to use a gun sounds terrifying; swords were bad enough.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
You are making an assumption that they want to come back from it .
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I have always thought Cracker Barrel was food for people that thought the food at Applebee's was too sophisticated.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
He sues so many people, he may genuinely have sued CVS. Maybe for the length of the receipt.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
CVS? Why did he sue CVS?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I am mildly curious whether any random porn site might have more viewers than broadcast network TV. I have my suspicions, but I have no evidence.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly enough until somebody or something actually demonstrates the consequences that he cannot; then he is technically correct.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, nobody wants me running anything. I don't want me running anything. My mantra is: "Hard work pays off over time, laziness pays off right now."
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Ditto for me. I'm also not a drag queen. But I have to confess, there are some people right now that I would really enjoy dropping anvils on.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine how bad it is when FIFA has more integrity than an organization. That's what's happening right now with the US government. And I'm an American.
Catherine Zoltan (@catherinezoltan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
When you see a member, or politician of Republican Party, ~ All of them are Government dependents that live off the working class tax payers. ~ when you see them lying, misinforming, miseducating and misleading, this is what they are actually telling you: ONE DONALD TRUMP IS WORTH MILLIONS OF YOU.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently not enough yet.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably because their job is not to think; it's to do as they're told. And the second they want to try to think, they will be slapped down for thinking and be replaced by someone less willing to think . And yes, I live in your district, VA-5.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
It reminds me of the story of Red Skelton doing the eulogy at LB Mayer's funeral. The synagogue was completely full and Skelton said: "It proves the adage LB lived by; if you give the people what they really want they'll pack the place."
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, ask Saddam Hussein how well that worked out for him.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
This is not important or significant in any way, but to me the word "dildo" is just inherently funny to say out loud for some reason. TBH, My childish immaturity could actually be the reason. What's a word that you think is funny to say out loud?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
To quote Trump official Corey Lewandowski : "womp, womp."
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
He's describing it as if the Republicans are ashamed of it. They're proud of that. Hell, at least the slave owners counted them to be 3/5. Whoever thought people would be devalued even more after slavery was ended.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
This is old, but seems more applicable now. youtu.be/yJqfNroFp8U?...
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Does anybody under the age of 40 Even know what a hippie is?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
He's right about crime in DC. I've heard that there is a 34 time felon, pedophile, child rapist who is just walking around free in DC. And the police, and the liberal Democrats don't do anything to stop him. Sad
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Might get me to subscribe to the Independent. I dropped it after they firedTrent Crimm.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
Holy Cow! It's almost like they used a joke as a template!
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw the title and assumed it was the Michael Stipe memoir. I guess it isn't.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he has the same power as this kid.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I am completely convinced that Steven Miller's attitude towards Hispanic people is all based because some attractive Latina in high school did not appreciate his advances and turned him down. It seems that it is visceral with him.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Who knew that " we reaffirmed to President Trump" could be an effective euphemism for "we explained to Putin's ventriloquist dummy?"
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
How cool would it be to see a joint concert with these guys and the Dropkick Murphys? East Coast and West Coast unite!
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Who knows? And how would we ever know?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree 100%. However, it is kind of funny how it proves Tommy Tuberville is the worst at grafting too. He really is a numbskull isn't he?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
The judges and everybody else associated with Trump would be wise to watch this movie. youtu.be/jRSw_0zpNE8?...
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I do appreciate their constant help to me reaffirming my decision to cancel my subscription. Normally I might be wracked with regret, but no, I'm good.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
They're not "detention spaces" they are CONCENTRATION CAMPS. Thank you WaPo for continually helping me reaffirm my decision to cancel my subscription. You have made it easy.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
If you are a commander's fan, here's an interesting proposal on the McLaurin contract: If you believe he's going to be one of the greatest ever, why not give him a 0.25 % ownership stake in the team as opposed to guaranteed money. That would work out to about roughly 25-28 million anyway. #McLaurin
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't the military already there?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
My new rule for staying in hotels / motels. If you have a weak ass shower, or bathtub that doesn't drain, I'm going to use every towel in my room. Even if it's just me, just for one night. Take that Country Inn and Suites.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Good point. I agree with you.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife and I are going to the Washington Nationals game on September 3rd. I hope the same enthusiasm and spirit is there. I'll chant it!
KG (@kathygilbertnet.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
That is nice and all, but I still think having cheerleaders at NFL games is silly.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they knew exactly what they were doing and that's exactly what they wanted to happen. I don't think more training for what they wanted to accomplish would make a difference.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
He forgot to add "so far."
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
In Trump's mind, as it was in New York, a "slum" is anywhere where brown people live. So poor white people living in shacks in Louisiana and Mississippi are not living in slums. Those are viable houses. Black and brown people living in the exact same house would be living in slums.
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John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww, a bot with feelings. That AI is really getting better.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
You are all wasting your time. This is a bot. 95 followers, 8,400 posts? I've reported it. Maybe you guys should too.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
He's right. His office is just down the street from a felon who was convicted on 34 counts also accused of raping children.and is walking around free without any restriction. He's right to be afraid.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
84? So that means he's running, right? He's younger than Chuck Grassley.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
This is an 11 year old story, posted 30 minutes ago and it's behind a paywall. As long as you know that and want to pay for it, go ahead.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Translation: There are too many black and brown people simply and freely walking around DC unimpeded. We need some brown shirts to terrorize them and put them in their place.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I get the feeling that they aren't going to like the words that they actually do hear from the DOJ. I don't think any of us are.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I know that has been a problem with the WNBA, but I can honestly imagine that Trump would probably enjoy throwing dildos at most people.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
How many billionaires live in Mississippi? Or Alabama? I would think there's probably more billionaires in a five block radius in New York City than most states that are Republican run.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
How curious. Because I don't think anyone has ever expressed thoughts or reflections surrounding the Cleveland Browns. Ever.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
If you live in Virginia, if you know somebody that lives in Virginia, if you even like Virginia, share this around!
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Was he complaining or bragging?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
For the love of God, please quit giving him ideas.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything this man says is 100% accurate and correct. However, what I think he's missing is that none of the people he is speaking to have a problem with anything that he is describing. They enjoy it.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Hasn't that been his message all along? I don't think he just sent it today.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
That actually seems very plausible. Remember, this is the same gang that went to the Four seasons gardening center in Philadelphia.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Put holes in their cheese? Took the mini marshmallows out of their cocoa?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
"gonna be so insufferable" ?? I have been to NFL, NHL, and MLB games in Philly as a fan of the other team. You are already there.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
It's August 1st. He's been president for 7 months. He was "just informed?" So what about any good jobs numbers prior that he bragged about? Those were faked then by a Biden appointment?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
If he was sworn to uphold anything. He doesn't look like a sworn officer. He just looks like a thug .
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Any other players unhappy? Wonder how the world would react to a Micah Parsons - Terry McLaurin trade? Imagine how those respective fan bases would react.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Because this took place in Virginia. Virginia is not a stand your ground state. We may be currently under Republican gubernatorial occupation, but that should end soon hopefully.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're looking for a silver (definitely not golden) lining, think of how immensely satisfying it will be tearing that down in the process of healing from his madness. I'm envisioning similar to how the people felt pulling down Saddam's statue.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
FYI Virginians, in case you didn't know. www.tax.virginia.gov/virginia-sal...
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
Can you imagine living in a world where Mr Potter from "It's a Wonderful Life" is viewed as the victim and hero who needs the government's protection from dangerous poor people? Cuz that's where we are right now. How does it feel?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure is. To people that want to be in the golden ballroom.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Die Hard? Wasn't Charlie Chaplin in that?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a very large "if" though
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course it would. That's specifically why they are doing it.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
So "theft" is the most grievous moral offense that Epstein perpetrated in your book?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
How much longer before they repeal the law of gravity?
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
"interesting" should not be a synonym for "sickening."
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
They were trying to hide it prior??!! I wouldn't be shocked if this guy put it on his billboards. Seriously, politics aside, how does any human being go to Auschwitz and not have just a tremendous sense of loss and sadness.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Saving the environment is cool and all, but maybe drive an EV because they are incredibly fun to drive, and you don't have to pay ridiculous maintenance costs. That and they look and handle wonderfully. I love mine. A Hyundai Ioniq 6
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
Let's use BlueSky to get Randy Rainbow, bsky.app/profile/rand... to do a version of this song with the name Epstein instead. youtu.be/bvWRMAU6V-c?...
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
@randyrainbow.bsky.social For the love of God, please tell me you are working on a version of this song with the name Epstein instead. We desperately need it! youtu.be/bvWRMAU6V-c?...
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
For God's sake, please tell me #RandyRainbow is making a version of this song using Epstein. We needs it. youtu.be/bvWRMAU6V-c?...
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
He is a terrific actor. One of my favorites of him is in the underrated "The Purple Rose of Cairo." He gives a terrific performance.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social)
Yet another reminder to me that there is an infinite number of people on this planet more creative and imaginative than I am. Sigh.
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
That's like saying you are curing the epidemic of astigmatism being discovered in children by getting rid of eye charts .
John in Charlottesville (@cvillejohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Is every single person in the media allergic to using the word WHY? As in "Why do you think that? Why would you say that?