This GBH in Destin, FL, is hoping for a little lagniappe from the fisherman.
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This GBH in Destin, FL, is hoping for a little lagniappe from the fisherman.
This one believes in "work smarter, not harder."
Trashional Guard
Heist, Bibi...it's spelled "heist."
It's the reverse of the storefront sign: "you bought it, you broke it."
11. Your post yesterday about pediatric brain research funding being stopped.
I have found the fastest and surest way to feel like a pointy-headed woke Northerner in Destin, Florida: Go store to store seeking a Sunday @nytimes.com.
RFK's brainworm says "no funding for you."
Today’s news from Four Treasons Total Landscaping.
Rather castrate hogs than continue to kiss a pig’s ass.
"Crown jewel" = testicle Testicle = nuts QED - RFK is nuts
"Crown jewel" = testicle Testicle = nuts QED - RFK is nuts
It helps that they have none.
That's "committed to the scientific meathead."
Maybe it would have been best to FO before you FA, Bloatus.
Decided she'd rather go back to castrating hogs than continue to kiss a pig's ass.
Or...just finding any available shade.
Not ”many”…”any.”
AI slop story generator - not a reliable source.
Everything about him is crooked.
Albatross Alcatraz
Steep slope to "Albatross Alcatraz."
Steep slope to "Albatross Alcatraz."
www.linkedin.com/pulse/gen-z-...
Sounds more like a shakedown scam. "...flagged down an officer at a Sheetz convenience store to inform him that his two granddaughters found pills in their Dairy Queen Blizzards."
And can I add for the news media, is it really fair to stick a microphone in the face of a traumatized child?
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Why are short-form videos so incredibly popular right now? Human nature - we constantly turn everyday moments into stories.
Trained to be a deadly troop Now they fetch your doggy's poop Hegseth wants his soldiers hard Now they serve as the Trashional Guard. (With apologies to Sgt. Barry Sadler and the Ballad of the Green Berets.)
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DeRemer? I barely know her.
Trained to be a deadly troop Now they fetch your doggy's poop Hegseth wants his soldier's hard Now they serve as the Trashional Guard. (With apologies to Sgt. Barry Sadler and the Ballad of the Green Berets.)
Trained to be a deadly troop Now they fetch your doggy's poop Hegseth wants his soldier's hard Now they serve as the Trashional Guard. (With apologies to Sgt. Barry Sadler and the Ballad of the Green Berets.)
Trained to be a deadly troop Now they fetch your doggy's poop Hegseth wants his soldier's hard Now they serve as the Trashional Guard. (With apologies to Sgt. Barry Sadler and the Ballad of the Green Berets.)
Trained to be a deadly troop Now they fetch your doggy's poop Hegseth wants his soldier's hard Now they serve as the Trashional Guard. (With apologies to Sgt. Barry Sadler and the Ballad of the Green Berets.)
Honkie if you want the original Cracker Barrel logo…
There once was a union maid...
Let's make a deal - if Bloatus can find Uganda on a world map, they can send KAG there. If not, they have to leave him and his family the fuck alone.
Ooh, that's gonna be hard to top, but let's try. Little Marco? Kegbreath? Bessie? Bondi & Discipline? There's still plenty of ass left to kiss!
Steven is so relieved. He felt naked without his favorite watch.
And what John Wilkes Booth shouted, as he jumped down from the Presidential box at Ford's Theater, onto the stage and out the door.
So the fucknozzle who promised to end the endless wars wants to rename the DoD to Department of War. Congestive Brain Failure.
He's got mad knowledge of shelf.
Americans are checking their tariff shelves and not liking what they're finding.
@govwesmoore.bsky.social It must have been...
A public service announcement: SCOTUS says it's OK for bigot parents to exempt their children from having to read books with LGBTQ+ themes or characters. That means that sensible parents who don't want their kids being fed whitewashed, offensive history can opt out of Prager U's bullshit.
You had me until the Rockies. You might just have a shot there. 🙄
Thanks - we all felt fine in DC before the storm troopers arrived. Just because Nazi self-hating Trump remoras whose wives are schtupping Elon get booed on the streets doesn't mean the rest of us were unsafe.
Tongue reduction surgery or mouth augmentation?
Someone tell Canklethinskin that the networks don't have licenses; their affiliate stations do.
Diddler diddler dumbfuck Chairman Jim Knows who’s a pedo, Just like him.
I see a country and I want it painted black, No freedoms any more, I want them painted black… The Trolling Gnomes
Blanch(e): to make white or pale by extracting color. Usage: Todd Blanched the crimes of Maxwell and Epstein with his tepid and leading questioning.
The great #Minnesota get-together! #MNStateFair #resist
Hey look! A normal country that believes in science!
Heading there tomorrow! #prontopups #cropart #buttersculpture
“The white people are interfering with our harassing and arresting the black and brown people.”
You bet your sweet ass I am.
According to Google translate…
“And he said the funniest thing back, ‘trakhny dyvan.’ No idea what he meant, but I’m sure it was nice.
And this: www.the-independent.com/asia/southea...
#6wars #NobelPutzPrize
Thank God Trump stopped the conflict between Southwood and the Neighborhood of Make Believe
War on Christmas Neighborhood of Make Believe and Southwood Warren G Harding The Pushcart War War and Treaty
Seems appropriate to add this... ...please come visit our safe city, where Drunky McSotface needs unprecedented security. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Pee Wee German: "Get those white hippies out, so that we can focus on arresting all the black and brown folks."
He's got a shot here. With maybe a "no touching" warning.
Large airplanes accepted.
10% off for visiting heads of state. Cash, Trumpcoin, or large airplanes accepted.
10% discount for visiting heads of state. We accept cash, Trumpcoin, large airplanes and other bribes.
"I realize that last night's bombing killed over a dozen of your civilian citizens, but can I interest you in a cap? 10% off for visiting heads of state!"
On the same day that Dementia Don called for getting rid of voting machines. 🙄
Suggest: Kara-Murza Salad Chicken Navalny Baked Alaska a la Litvinenko
Why aren’t the MAGAs yelling for her to be charged with feticide?
Ah, that's just bar talk.
I’m sure Mark Rutte is thrilled to share the “highly respected” label with Lukashenko. 🙄
Nobel Putz Prize
We now return you to our regularly scheduled demand for the Epstein files, already in progress.
We're about three sentences away from windmills.
Doesn't look like Trump did his usual thing of trying to pull the other person off balance while shaking hands. Probably knows that Daddy Vladdy is a judoka.
Kick 'em in the buns!
Sure hope they're going to scrub the car thoroughly after allowing Putain to ride in it. Easy work for an ex-KGB man to plant a listening device.
People who turn loose troops on their own citizens don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. Rapists don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
People who turn loose troops on their own citizens don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. Rapists don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
I said “bell-shaped” not “hellscape.”
And Corey?
