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@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social

Skipping like a dipshit šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ Low Road Dem

created November 17, 2024

2,743 followers 1,380 following 4,556 posts

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Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably already have the death reel in the can ready to go.

1/9/2025, 7:00:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably looks like a 3 week old banana

1/9/2025, 4:59:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Balling his fist because he’s nervous

1/9/2025, 4:54:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

And laughing at his penis

1/9/2025, 4:51:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d love to get my picket fence painted

1/9/2025, 4:43:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted

The National Guardners

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1/9/2025, 2:14:00 PM | 8190 2258 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump failed another deal.

1/9/2025, 11:27:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump has no respect for the troops.

1/9/2025, 11:27:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

When it is a trans person maga sees it as a win. Deplorables

1/9/2025, 11:24:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Red states are so much more screwed than blue states with him in charge

31/8/2025, 11:01:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Where was Patel’s FBI?

31/8/2025, 11:00:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope the worst outcome for both of them

31/8/2025, 10:59:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Patsy knows

31/8/2025, 8:32:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a Fred Mertz stunt double

31/8/2025, 8:29:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Ai slop Trump

31/8/2025, 8:28:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social)

Why isn’t Jack Tapper doing a sit-down interview with trump about his health rumors? I’m sure there’s a good book in that.

31/8/2025, 8:28:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Cancel their secret service day 1

31/8/2025, 8:17:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacqs (@fooyoo2.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 5:03:31 PM | 98 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

So weak and decrepit

31/8/2025, 1:10:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that a Q in his hand?

31/8/2025, 12:11:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

He needs to hold up a current newspaper cover

31/8/2025, 11:17:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

They Misspelled TWAT

31/8/2025, 11:13:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I never thought I’d wish this on someone but here we are.

31/8/2025, 11:09:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Maga brain

31/8/2025, 11:07:40 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool, but dem governor are taking on Trump’s fascism right now. Don’t wait until it comes knocking on NJ’s door.

31/8/2025, 11:04:42 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

If he’s not the Antichrist nobody is

30/8/2025, 11:29:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s doing it for the headlines. He thinks we’re a reality tv show.

30/8/2025, 11:25:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I could see him falling for it. He’s disgusting.

30/8/2025, 12:24:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Maga sees this as a win

29/8/2025, 9:06:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I would imagine he’ll need a security detail for the rest of his life.

29/8/2025, 4:34:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Losing to a dem challenger would’ve looked bad for maga

29/8/2025, 4:27:59 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it’s why he’s up tweeting at 2am

29/8/2025, 4:23:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d like to congratulate Ashli for being 3 years sober.

29/8/2025, 11:50:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tweety (@bluskypolitics.bsky.social) reposted

🐄 šŸ¤­šŸ¤£šŸ„šŸ˜‚šŸ¤­ 🐄

29/8/2025, 10:26:09 AM | 577 210 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Other countries have free mental healthcare

29/8/2025, 11:02:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know who tells her that shade of blonde works.

29/8/2025, 10:53:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump and his Sharpie like a kid changing his report card

29/8/2025, 10:48:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Same with Rubio. Marco inflicted damage on trump’s hand/penis size and now he works for him.

28/8/2025, 9:07:17 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture šŸšŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦Team Canada ForeveršŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ (@teamcanadaforever.bsky.social) reposted

In another instalment of: ā€œDidn’t Age Wellā€ This video was deleted from Twitter. So you know what to do. šŸ˜

28/8/2025, 2:05:49 PM | 2100 1639 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Pedophilia is legal now according to the DOJ

28/8/2025, 9:03:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anita Anand (@anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social) reposted

Overnight, Russia carried out a horrific attack on Kyiv targeted at killing civilians, including children. Putin continues his brutal acts of aggression in an effort to destroy sovereign Ukraine, which will never happen. Canada stands with Ukraine. Slava Ukraini. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦

28/8/2025, 2:28:26 PM | 106 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Swalwell’s been gloves off since day 1

27/8/2025, 7:11:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a terrible investment if you’re Russian

27/8/2025, 5:21:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Now do one about the people who thought Kamala was bad for Palestine

27/8/2025, 12:44:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s why Trump wants it

27/8/2025, 12:41:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Liquidating America

27/8/2025, 3:22:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeSeriousUSA šŸ (@beserioususa.bsky.social) reposted

26/8/2025, 9:05:46 PM | 910 374 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a felon. He’s not anti crime.

26/8/2025, 7:01:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:28:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œThe contractors he didn’t payā€

26/8/2025, 6:18:27 PM | 70 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

They fear trump like trump fears Putin

26/8/2025, 6:17:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

They want to instigate a situation that calls for armed military intervention after they arrive.

26/8/2025, 3:28:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to go low to fight them head on. We need more of him.

26/8/2025, 3:23:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Hoping to see some lawsuits soon

26/8/2025, 3:21:48 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

These ICE thugs aren’t immune either

26/8/2025, 2:28:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I dream of being that close to him

26/8/2025, 11:46:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ll claim trump was a victim and redact his beautiful little secrets

26/8/2025, 9:33:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is Putin’s viagra

26/8/2025, 9:32:03 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing but crickets. Probably better they sit down after how they screwed the Palestinians for virtue signal points.

26/8/2025, 9:21:40 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

It won’t last

25/8/2025, 11:05:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

The deplorable ones

25/8/2025, 11:02:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

They don’t want their faces on the internet.

25/8/2025, 9:58:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

I’ve heard military law experts advise, if you are given an illegal command as a soldier, do not blindly obey. Call your attorney. Obeying an illegal command can result in a court martial.

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25/8/2025, 8:07:03 PM | 15673 5676 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

They tried to say it was from shaking hand on aspirin. Now his other hand is getting IV shots

25/8/2025, 6:55:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Many triggered

25/8/2025, 5:35:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to say

25/8/2025, 5:34:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture icookfood2023.bsky.social (@icookfood2023.bsky.social) reposted

Dear leftist and progressives: You don’t get to complain when the smoke of a fire blows back in your face. When you were the one who blew on the coals in the first place. Okay, thanks.

24/8/2025, 10:38:24 PM | 250 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

They can join Dean Cain who’s also between jobs at ICE

25/8/2025, 5:33:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Tiny purple hands

25/8/2025, 5:29:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Cracker Barrel sounds similar to Basket of Deplorables

25/8/2025, 2:19:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s always losing.

25/8/2025, 2:16:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Washed up drunk. He found his following

25/8/2025, 2:10:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

And they thought trump would be better for Gaza.

25/8/2025, 2:05:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin knows

25/8/2025, 11:28:36 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Russia gray

25/8/2025, 11:26:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Then I have to get a second gift

25/8/2025, 11:24:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

If they’re going to be policing they need to wear body cams

25/8/2025, 11:19:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is jealous of hero soldiers. They’re more ā€œmanlyā€ than he is.

25/8/2025, 11:18:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

The face when filling your diaper

25/8/2025, 11:16:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t t think he’ll last. He looks terrible

25/8/2025, 11:14:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s nursing home bedridden face

25/8/2025, 11:13:23 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope the files are released before the heart failure gets him.

24/8/2025, 8:03:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes but they’re not fireproof

24/8/2025, 7:51:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I just muted her instead

24/8/2025, 7:50:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d like to as well

24/8/2025, 7:45:43 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck trump and all of his cult. Never

24/8/2025, 7:31:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

There it is

24/8/2025, 5:23:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyinme.bsky.social (@joyinme.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Heavy sigh, I get the average person doesn’t like hearing terms like racist, fascist, violent… so I’ll let you decide

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22/8/2025, 5:37:44 PM | 124 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

If Biden sent the New Jersey guard into Florida to take on right wing militia groups they’d collectively lose their shit. We need to lose our shit.

24/8/2025, 5:22:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Giver her track record of losing cases I was kind of hoping she’d stay.

24/8/2025, 2:07:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social)

Sitting in my porch with a glass of wine and hear fireworks off in the distance. Rushed to Bluesky to see if he died.

24/8/2025, 12:16:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude called him a piece of dildo

23/8/2025, 7:22:38 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

DHL stopped shipping anything worth over $100 to the US

23/8/2025, 7:18:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

You know he wanted gold tables and chairs but settled for umbrellas

23/8/2025, 7:01:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing surprises me anymore

23/8/2025, 6:12:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

She raised her hourly rate.

23/8/2025, 6:11:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s an aggressive cancer

23/8/2025, 6:10:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s mad at the homeless because his kids were raised poorly.

23/8/2025, 5:10:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks worse when the Bondi cherry picks it.

23/8/2025, 5:04:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee (@devilsadv0cate.bsky.social) reply parent

He rules

23/8/2025, 12:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view