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JFDA

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Just fucking die already.

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I’m sorry but whoever came up with the idea to remove the cracker and the barrel from the Cracker Barrel logo to create buzz is brilliant

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The last pandemic is likely the next pandemic

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What part of continuous tax revenue from technology products and spawned companies is difficult to grasp?

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They didn’t teach how to calculate percent at Wharton?

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JFDA

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CB radio theft is a big problem in Beverly Hills

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Has he chimed in on Cracker Barrel yet? That’s a far more pressing matter.

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Very few ended in negotiations. Surrender and annihilation are historically more common.

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Youre not orange enough

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JFDA

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Just Fucking Die Already

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JFDA

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JFDA

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The idiocy runs deep

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Glockamole

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Smith & Wesson Oil

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Heinze AK 57

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Trumpcession is coming. Just in time for midterms.

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Evidence will be planted. Bolton is toast.

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Evidence will be planted. Bolton is toast.

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Expect the EPA waiver in days.

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Do something

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How easy is it to plant Top secret docs during this raid? Bolton is toast.

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The seeds of civil war are being sown. Buy ammo.

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Approximately the same as the Iraq War where over 200,00 civilians were killed.

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Hyde took the same oath. Someone should remind her.

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Where did they find the endless supply of morons?

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JFDA

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Thank you for your attention to this mutter.

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Clearly there is no God.

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The Sandwich uprising has been contained

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The sandwich siege has been quelled

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Hopefully when the civil war starts we’ll be able to discern the local police from the Federal nazis.

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Actually he’s on his way to blow the bear in Alaska.

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JFDA.

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Remember when calling Trumplodytes Nazis was hyperbole?

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Satire always goes over empty heads.

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Remember when calling MAGAts Nazis was hyperbole?

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Buffalo Wing soldier

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I tossed the slaw but the slaw won

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Thank you for your attention to this mutter

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Thank you for your attention to this mutter.

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Republicans struggle with pronouns

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The Trumpcession is coming. Gonna be ugly.

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The morons are winning

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Red state cretins can’t fill out a form?

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It’s impressive that every single person in the Trump administration is a fucking moron.

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Just fucking die already. #JFDA

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Uncle Tim do good.

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Really? The man is a narcissistic moron.

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A few well-placed fatal MIs would be nice.

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It’ll take 6 months for tariffs to fully work their way though the supply chain and launch the recession.

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Fucking clueless idiot.

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Good to see the escalation of “fighting back” has begun.

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Someone needs to loosen his lug nuts.

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Why don’t they just declare they no longer need a quorum. It’s no more illegal than holding reps on the floor at gunpoint.

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It will be easier to kill her there.

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We have always been at war with Eastasia

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How hard is it to read the failed history of tariffs?

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AI getting corrupted by corporate and political bias. Who could possibly have seen that coming?

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Just tell what he wants to hear and send him on his way.

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Inanity

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Immunity followed by a kill is Trump’s best move to make the rest of the list prime suspects.

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At this point we aren’t rid of him until he dies

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MAGAts won’t care that he’s a kid fucker

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They gotta either pardon her or kill her. Tough choice.

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“He’s a kid fucker, but he’s our kid fucker”

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*epstein proportions

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Hey look, Trump is no worse than the other kid fuckers.”

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Child fucking is clearly a family value for Johnson.

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It’s been clear for 20 years: the terrorists won.

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Kidfucker-In-Chief

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The Epstein smokescreens are getting increasingly more desperate but impressively more creative.

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The Epstein smoke screens are getting increasingly more desperate and impressively more creative.

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The Toddler in Chief

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MAGAts won’t care if he fucked kids.

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MilesTougeaux (@eberlambert.bsky.social)

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Americans are incapable of running a Republic . We would definitely fail at operating functional socialism.

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WSJ… oh that liberal rag.

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JFDA

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Run Katie Run

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MAGAts won’t care if he raped 15 year olds

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MAGAts won’t care that Trump fucked 15 year olds.

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American laborers are lazy, incompetent and entitled, so there’s that.

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Sorry. Delusional asshole was the right answer for this one.

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A rising tide raises all boats. Except for the ones with holes. And people without boats.

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Delusional moron

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Seriously, Ted? It’s not difficult.

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Fuck ‘m both

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Fuck’m both.

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That’s a really old boomer cultural reference.

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Our global embarrassment

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Trump could have raped a dozen 13 year olds and the MAGAts wouldn’t care.

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She did what she was told