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The long, dark teatime of the soul. ADHD Indigenous πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Old weeb, TTRPGer Big into They Might Be Giants I support: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ I block Zionists on sight. You are degenerates who will be remembered as monsters. Every conservative accusation is a confession.

created October 30, 2024

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Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Child, some of us are old enough to remember Bush lying about WMDs to justify invading Iraq.

1/9/2025, 1:27:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

No, "full fash" is simply an accurate description of a Democrat

1/9/2025, 1:23:43 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I got a purity test. Puriteez nuts!

1/9/2025, 1:21:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 1:17:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

How do they find all these guys who look like bad guys designed by Stan Lee?

1/9/2025, 1:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm an old man who has been playing video games since 1982. You are absolutely right and I'm tired of how pathetic men are.

1/9/2025, 1:06:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

How every dating app is owned by Match.

1/9/2025, 3:14:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 3:08:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

If they don't like it, they can quit. And drink bleach. With an ivermectin chaser.

1/9/2025, 3:06:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Beaverton (@thebeaverton.com) reposted

Joe Rogan of the Left? This credulous dipshit is vegan

30/8/2025, 4:55:58 PM | 102 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't possibly be a real person. Even if I met you in physical meatspace I would still not believe you are a real person.

31/8/2025, 1:40:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conspicuous Snoop (@conspicuoussnoop.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The democrats were/are not the working class party, we have no working class party. If genocide, rampant homelessness, and access to basic needs are a "purity test", then fuck you, you're a horrible person.

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31/8/2025, 5:02:11 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Shitlibs are so dedicated to lesser-evilism that if it's not evil they don't want any part of it.

31/8/2025, 1:35:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted

libs are so excited to have their own fascist dictator

30/8/2025, 1:12:17 PM | 205 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

They should be sanctioned as well. We always knew they were waiting for the opportunity to be traitors.

31/8/2025, 1:16:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

I have been yelling at these dweebs who think history started at the last election since November. Do they think the guy invented fascism? That the rest of them would be nice and quiet if not for him? Obviously this has been building up for decades, and there are thousands of people involved.

31/8/2025, 1:09:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this like organic broccoli, i.e. indistinguishable from regular broccoli?

31/8/2025, 4:44:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

My theory is that YouTube has like four employees and none of them even know how to code. This is supported by the fact that I know a guy who used to work there and he quit because he was tired of how stupid the platform was becoming and didn't want his name associated with it anymore.

31/8/2025, 4:41:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)

Again, reminder today that if he dies, you have failed. The clock is ticking. The time you have to get some justice and make him finally face consequences is running out. He will win if he dies.

31/8/2025, 4:38:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

People might not do long division by hand, but they certainly do algebra by hand.

31/8/2025, 4:35:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

He's posting. I'm posting. We're both accomplishing the same thing. I'm literally exactly as effective as Chuck here. He should stop posting and *do* something.

31/8/2025, 4:29:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

We've been warning you for 45 years at least that strong action needs to be taken to prevent a fascist takeover. This is bigger than one election, and we've been sounding the alarm for decades. But you dweebs can't see any further than the tipping point and think that's the only moment that mattered

31/8/2025, 4:24:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)

If Americans let Trump die without facing consequences, history will record that he won. He got away with it. He teabagged all of you. He did nothing but evil his whole life, and he was right to think you are all too weak and cowardly and stupid to stop him. Don't let that happen. Make him pay.

30/8/2025, 2:44:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, he's absolutely correct that America is a shithole but it's for literally the opposite reasons to what he thinks.

30/8/2025, 1:56:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Benn (@thatproviso.bsky.social) reposted

Canada on Notice: The Attack on International Law Is an Attack on Canada open.substack.com/pub/charliea...

29/8/2025, 7:08:11 PM | 285 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Sam Altman must be tried and convicted for accessory to murder and incitement to suicide. He is ultimately responsible for everything his stupid robot does, and he should pay the price for ending these lives.

30/8/2025, 1:53:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile, exactly zero Canadians are surprised by this.

30/8/2025, 1:49:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)

Ht to birdstrips.

A disheveled bird with the text
30/8/2025, 1:25:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

The truest, most perfect American (derogatory) is gone.

30/8/2025, 1:20:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)

He's not dead, but this one is the one that should run when he is.

30/8/2025, 1:20:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

His relentless need to be the national center of attention relented for a moment.

30/8/2025, 1:18:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Your ancestors are probably there like "don't bother me, you lazy kid. Get out there and do it yourself like I did." So do that.

30/8/2025, 1:17:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Trying to figure out how to hang a flag at 1.5 mast.

30/8/2025, 1:07:51 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Am I the only one who wants him to live long enough to face consequences? Because when he drops dead it'll mean he wins. He gets away with it. He never had to answer for anything. Don't settle for "at least he's dead". Force history to acknowledge that you made him suffer first.

30/8/2025, 1:06:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

What did we do during WWII? Do that.

30/8/2025, 3:59:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds terrible, and he should be imprisoned to protect us from his terrible plans.

30/8/2025, 3:55:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Americans are absurdly domesticated, and convinced they're a bunch of free-thinking iconoclasts.

30/8/2025, 2:50:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you mental? He's warning people about what the goddamn fascists are capable of, and will probably do.

30/8/2025, 2:49:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KTLA 5 (@ktla.com) reposted

Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments

29/8/2025, 7:00:10 PM | 467 199 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Driving construction vehicles through the possessions of homeless people.

29/8/2025, 11:37:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's this:

29/8/2025, 10:50:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

29/8/2025, 8:07:28 PM | 12198 3589 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

The social media crap was funny exactly once. After that, we expect material action to be taken. Otherwise it's bringing a shitpost to a gun fight.

29/8/2025, 10:43:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't need the industry's permission to regulate the industry. What kind of bullshit is that. I wouldn't trust this "deal" as far as I could fart it out of my ass.

29/8/2025, 10:42:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

What, specifically, is he doing besides posting?

29/8/2025, 10:38:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsom cares about exactly one thing: a 2028 presidential run. That's what all this media buzz is about. That's why there's so many bots on here glazing him. He wants to be "the guy you think of when you think of opposing Trump" without actually having to do the work of opposing Trump.

29/8/2025, 10:37:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

He's just posting. He's not doing anything more than I'm doing, here in Canada.

29/8/2025, 10:35:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erika Hall (@erikahall.bsky.social) reposted

As a Californian, it is so embarrassing that Pritzker and Walz are leading with strong, substantive statements based on their actual principles, and we have governor hairgel meme coin.

29/8/2025, 7:52:19 PM | 258 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably the last time you'll see this sort of announcement.

29/8/2025, 10:34:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

"Clean up my mess for me, suckers" --Joe Walsh, Tea Party Founder

29/8/2025, 10:31:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Support your local distilleries. They're probably great.

29/8/2025, 10:27:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

The LCBO could stop this tomorrow by threatening to treat it like the rest of the American liquor.

29/8/2025, 10:26:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)

So, when the Democrats get slaughtered in the midterms, do you suppose they'll do: 1. Recognize that the polls are rigged and force hand-recounts in every district or 2. Go online and scream about how "Bernie Bros" and trans people are to blame for literally everything bad that ever happened

29/8/2025, 10:23:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ellen Hopkins (@ellenhopkins.bsky.social) reposted

If you live in Canada and believe you're immune from an Orwelian future, please be aware that the Edmonton School District just banned 200 books, including six of mine, from its school libraries.

29/8/2025, 8:52:42 PM | 963 387 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Socialists absolutely adored the internet before the companies got hold of it. It was free distribution of information. Democratizing. Able to lift grassroots organizing. A place where regular people finally had the ability to broadcast and communicate directly to and with each other.

29/8/2025, 10:10:13 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not a real thing. They were never a country, so any title or rank they impart is illegitimate. Basically the 19th century equivalent of cosplay. He was pretending to be a general. Military fanfiction.

29/8/2025, 10:00:41 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

I should try running the secret panel to see what happens.

29/8/2025, 9:54:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Dan Savage likes to say "if children were assaulted by clowns as often as they're assaulted by clergy, circuses would be illegal, but we let people bring children to church despite the danger for some reason."

29/8/2025, 9:50:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

As someone who has had to clean bathrooms, let me tell you that all trans people want is to be completely ignored while they're in there, and then get out before some asshole bothers them. Cis people though? They are *imaginative* when it comes to what can be done in a bathroom.

29/8/2025, 9:45:47 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Usually a youth pastor.

29/8/2025, 9:44:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the point, really. If you think trans people are different than other people, especially *more of a threat than other people*, you're a fucking moron and a transphobe. Get your head screwed on properly, or screw off completely.

29/8/2025, 9:43:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

"[Perfectly describes transphobia] does not mean they are anti-trans!"

29/8/2025, 9:40:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted

9 years ago an old man said literally everyone should have healthcare, for free, and online libs screamed that he was somehow unsafe for marginalized groups and these same people are now lining up behind a man who has nazis on his podcast and tells them they make valid points

29/8/2025, 8:40:01 PM | 392 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

It did help a lot that Elon decided to set his own company on fire. Being the "other place to go" was a matter of good timing.

29/8/2025, 6:25:16 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep saying he looks like Hoggle from Labyrinth did a shit-ton of meth.

29/8/2025, 6:18:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Kind of insane that he's allowed to do this in the first place, but nothing coming out of that shithole country surprises me anymore.

29/8/2025, 2:40:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they're psychos just like most Americans are.

29/8/2025, 2:35:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Nine months? Try 45 years at least. Probably more like 80, going back to Goldwater. It's *terrifying* how many Americans seem to believe this is about one guy and one election and not a long campaign of wearing down the resistance to fascism in the media and in government across decades.

29/8/2025, 2:18:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

They're not afraid. They're complicit. Their purpose is to get in between the government and anyone who might want to fight the government. To diffuse real opposition and ensure that it all gets channelled into useless activities. They're very good at this. They've had a lot of practice.

29/8/2025, 2:15:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, you do, but it's going to be a lot more dangerous this time.

29/8/2025, 2:12:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Like they'll replace him with someone competent. It's shit all the way down now. You need to drag them *all* out.

29/8/2025, 2:00:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

It's insane this is even remotely legal. The charter should be set up to ensure that this sort of thing can't happen. And of course we need to eliminate the notwithstanding clause.

29/8/2025, 1:50:11 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Shithole province trying to be just like the shithole country.

29/8/2025, 1:47:53 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)

It's really disturbing how Democrats can't imagine doing anything that isn't just empty performative nonsense, and Democratic voters can't imagine it either, and seem to think the empty performative nonsense is actual useful action. It's Brawndo as an opposition movement.

29/8/2025, 1:46:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

I've heard worse ideas.

29/8/2025, 1:43:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

What did you expect? GI Joe are cops.

29/8/2025, 1:42:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)

I'm still disappointed that guy didn't die from literally being too full of shit.

29/8/2025, 1:40:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Her body should be dumped in a ditch for coyotes to gnaw on.

29/8/2025, 1:37:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

People need to show up and protest this. Bring air horns to blast during it. Ensure that no solemnity is possible, and that the atmosphere is entirely disrespectful to the dead.

29/8/2025, 1:36:45 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Should be illegal. Capitalism, I mean.

29/8/2025, 1:35:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

You honour the losing side in a war if it was the righteous side. Not in this case, of course, but lots of wars were won by the bad guys.

29/8/2025, 1:30:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Normal countries: Let's put up monuments to the people who worked hard and sacrificed a lot to try to build our country. America: Let's put up monuments to traitors who tried to shit all over our country and tear it apart in the name of freed and evil.

29/8/2025, 1:29:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

GIGO

29/8/2025, 1:20:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

In my experience they're decent at coming up with a regex given a set of criteria because it's just translating some rules to another format, and they're actually pretty good at that. But I don't know how good they are at, say, explaining a regex.

29/8/2025, 1:16:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

She should also get one to the jaw.

29/8/2025, 12:57:12 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Combest (@decombest.bsky.social) reposted

Chicago keeping art alive:

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29/8/2025, 11:33:10 AM | 28252 5678 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

29/8/2025, 12:52:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Replace "sued" with "punched".

29/8/2025, 3:12:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

At least they're more honest now. They still lie constantly, but that's an improvement.

29/8/2025, 3:06:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

To be clear, fuck tha police though.

29/8/2025, 3:02:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

How about: He wanted to sic the cops on the people at the DQ for some reason, probably because they're not white and he thought it would score him some points with his racist voters.

29/8/2025, 3:01:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

So you admit that you can't answer the question of what Newsom is actually accomplishing by making some pithy tweets, but you still think we should get on board with it for some reason, and that we're the difficult ones for not doing so. Do you understand how that sounds?

29/8/2025, 2:55:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

It's working to accomplish what?

29/8/2025, 2:52:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not using his platform to fight. He's using it to warm people up to his eventual run for the office. What has he actually done? He's posted a bit. He has done no fighting.

29/8/2025, 2:47:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

And the other half are still bitter about not getting an invite.

29/8/2025, 2:41:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have to ask...

29/8/2025, 2:32:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Beaten out of them, you mean.

29/8/2025, 2:27:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

We pointed out way back in the day that Biden fought desegregation. He's been a villain his whole life. None of these blue maga were interested in hearing it, because they have no morals or standards. Just a color.

29/8/2025, 2:25:00 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

We got here by voting for the lesser evil every time, which made things get more and more evil over time.

29/8/2025, 2:21:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent

Goose chasing man meme, where the goose says
29/8/2025, 2:19:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view