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Child, some of us are old enough to remember Bush lying about WMDs to justify invading Iraq.
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Child, some of us are old enough to remember Bush lying about WMDs to justify invading Iraq.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
No, "full fash" is simply an accurate description of a Democrat
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I got a purity test. Puriteez nuts!
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emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
How do they find all these guys who look like bad guys designed by Stan Lee?
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm an old man who has been playing video games since 1982. You are absolutely right and I'm tired of how pathetic men are.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
How every dating app is owned by Match.
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emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
If they don't like it, they can quit. And drink bleach. With an ivermectin chaser.
The Beaverton (@thebeaverton.com) reposted
Joe Rogan of the Left? This credulous dipshit is vegan
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't possibly be a real person. Even if I met you in physical meatspace I would still not believe you are a real person.
Conspicuous Snoop (@conspicuoussnoop.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The democrats were/are not the working class party, we have no working class party. If genocide, rampant homelessness, and access to basic needs are a "purity test", then fuck you, you're a horrible person.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Shitlibs are so dedicated to lesser-evilism that if it's not evil they don't want any part of it.
Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted
libs are so excited to have their own fascist dictator
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
They should be sanctioned as well. We always knew they were waiting for the opportunity to be traitors.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
I have been yelling at these dweebs who think history started at the last election since November. Do they think the guy invented fascism? That the rest of them would be nice and quiet if not for him? Obviously this has been building up for decades, and there are thousands of people involved.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this like organic broccoli, i.e. indistinguishable from regular broccoli?
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
My theory is that YouTube has like four employees and none of them even know how to code. This is supported by the fact that I know a guy who used to work there and he quit because he was tired of how stupid the platform was becoming and didn't want his name associated with it anymore.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)
Again, reminder today that if he dies, you have failed. The clock is ticking. The time you have to get some justice and make him finally face consequences is running out. He will win if he dies.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
People might not do long division by hand, but they certainly do algebra by hand.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
He's posting. I'm posting. We're both accomplishing the same thing. I'm literally exactly as effective as Chuck here. He should stop posting and *do* something.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
We've been warning you for 45 years at least that strong action needs to be taken to prevent a fascist takeover. This is bigger than one election, and we've been sounding the alarm for decades. But you dweebs can't see any further than the tipping point and think that's the only moment that mattered
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)
If Americans let Trump die without facing consequences, history will record that he won. He got away with it. He teabagged all of you. He did nothing but evil his whole life, and he was right to think you are all too weak and cowardly and stupid to stop him. Don't let that happen. Make him pay.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, he's absolutely correct that America is a shithole but it's for literally the opposite reasons to what he thinks.
Peter Benn (@thatproviso.bsky.social) reposted
Canada on Notice: The Attack on International Law Is an Attack on Canada open.substack.com/pub/charliea...
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Sam Altman must be tried and convicted for accessory to murder and incitement to suicide. He is ultimately responsible for everything his stupid robot does, and he should pay the price for ending these lives.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile, exactly zero Canadians are surprised by this.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
The truest, most perfect American (derogatory) is gone.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)
He's not dead, but this one is the one that should run when he is.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
His relentless need to be the national center of attention relented for a moment.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Your ancestors are probably there like "don't bother me, you lazy kid. Get out there and do it yourself like I did." So do that.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to figure out how to hang a flag at 1.5 mast.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Am I the only one who wants him to live long enough to face consequences? Because when he drops dead it'll mean he wins. He gets away with it. He never had to answer for anything. Don't settle for "at least he's dead". Force history to acknowledge that you made him suffer first.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
What did we do during WWII? Do that.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds terrible, and he should be imprisoned to protect us from his terrible plans.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Americans are absurdly domesticated, and convinced they're a bunch of free-thinking iconoclasts.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you mental? He's warning people about what the goddamn fascists are capable of, and will probably do.
KTLA 5 (@ktla.com) reposted
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Driving construction vehicles through the possessions of homeless people.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's this:
Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you donβt fool me
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
The social media crap was funny exactly once. After that, we expect material action to be taken. Otherwise it's bringing a shitpost to a gun fight.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
They don't need the industry's permission to regulate the industry. What kind of bullshit is that. I wouldn't trust this "deal" as far as I could fart it out of my ass.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
What, specifically, is he doing besides posting?
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsom cares about exactly one thing: a 2028 presidential run. That's what all this media buzz is about. That's why there's so many bots on here glazing him. He wants to be "the guy you think of when you think of opposing Trump" without actually having to do the work of opposing Trump.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
He's just posting. He's not doing anything more than I'm doing, here in Canada.
Erika Hall (@erikahall.bsky.social) reposted
As a Californian, it is so embarrassing that Pritzker and Walz are leading with strong, substantive statements based on their actual principles, and we have governor hairgel meme coin.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably the last time you'll see this sort of announcement.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
"Clean up my mess for me, suckers" --Joe Walsh, Tea Party Founder
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Support your local distilleries. They're probably great.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
The LCBO could stop this tomorrow by threatening to treat it like the rest of the American liquor.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)
So, when the Democrats get slaughtered in the midterms, do you suppose they'll do: 1. Recognize that the polls are rigged and force hand-recounts in every district or 2. Go online and scream about how "Bernie Bros" and trans people are to blame for literally everything bad that ever happened
Ellen Hopkins (@ellenhopkins.bsky.social) reposted
If you live in Canada and believe you're immune from an Orwelian future, please be aware that the Edmonton School District just banned 200 books, including six of mine, from its school libraries.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Socialists absolutely adored the internet before the companies got hold of it. It was free distribution of information. Democratizing. Able to lift grassroots organizing. A place where regular people finally had the ability to broadcast and communicate directly to and with each other.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not a real thing. They were never a country, so any title or rank they impart is illegitimate. Basically the 19th century equivalent of cosplay. He was pretending to be a general. Military fanfiction.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
I should try running the secret panel to see what happens.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Dan Savage likes to say "if children were assaulted by clowns as often as they're assaulted by clergy, circuses would be illegal, but we let people bring children to church despite the danger for some reason."
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone who has had to clean bathrooms, let me tell you that all trans people want is to be completely ignored while they're in there, and then get out before some asshole bothers them. Cis people though? They are *imaginative* when it comes to what can be done in a bathroom.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Usually a youth pastor.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the point, really. If you think trans people are different than other people, especially *more of a threat than other people*, you're a fucking moron and a transphobe. Get your head screwed on properly, or screw off completely.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
"[Perfectly describes transphobia] does not mean they are anti-trans!"
Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted
9 years ago an old man said literally everyone should have healthcare, for free, and online libs screamed that he was somehow unsafe for marginalized groups and these same people are now lining up behind a man who has nazis on his podcast and tells them they make valid points
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
It did help a lot that Elon decided to set his own company on fire. Being the "other place to go" was a matter of good timing.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep saying he looks like Hoggle from Labyrinth did a shit-ton of meth.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of insane that he's allowed to do this in the first place, but nothing coming out of that shithole country surprises me anymore.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they're psychos just like most Americans are.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Nine months? Try 45 years at least. Probably more like 80, going back to Goldwater. It's *terrifying* how many Americans seem to believe this is about one guy and one election and not a long campaign of wearing down the resistance to fascism in the media and in government across decades.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
They're not afraid. They're complicit. Their purpose is to get in between the government and anyone who might want to fight the government. To diffuse real opposition and ensure that it all gets channelled into useless activities. They're very good at this. They've had a lot of practice.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, you do, but it's going to be a lot more dangerous this time.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Like they'll replace him with someone competent. It's shit all the way down now. You need to drag them *all* out.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
It's insane this is even remotely legal. The charter should be set up to ensure that this sort of thing can't happen. And of course we need to eliminate the notwithstanding clause.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Shithole province trying to be just like the shithole country.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)
It's really disturbing how Democrats can't imagine doing anything that isn't just empty performative nonsense, and Democratic voters can't imagine it either, and seem to think the empty performative nonsense is actual useful action. It's Brawndo as an opposition movement.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
I've heard worse ideas.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
What did you expect? GI Joe are cops.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social)
I'm still disappointed that guy didn't die from literally being too full of shit.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Her body should be dumped in a ditch for coyotes to gnaw on.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
People need to show up and protest this. Bring air horns to blast during it. Ensure that no solemnity is possible, and that the atmosphere is entirely disrespectful to the dead.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Should be illegal. Capitalism, I mean.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
You honour the losing side in a war if it was the righteous side. Not in this case, of course, but lots of wars were won by the bad guys.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Normal countries: Let's put up monuments to the people who worked hard and sacrificed a lot to try to build our country. America: Let's put up monuments to traitors who tried to shit all over our country and tear it apart in the name of freed and evil.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
GIGO
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
In my experience they're decent at coming up with a regex given a set of criteria because it's just translating some rules to another format, and they're actually pretty good at that. But I don't know how good they are at, say, explaining a regex.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
She should also get one to the jaw.
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emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Replace "sued" with "punched".
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
At least they're more honest now. They still lie constantly, but that's an improvement.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
To be clear, fuck tha police though.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
How about: He wanted to sic the cops on the people at the DQ for some reason, probably because they're not white and he thought it would score him some points with his racist voters.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
So you admit that you can't answer the question of what Newsom is actually accomplishing by making some pithy tweets, but you still think we should get on board with it for some reason, and that we're the difficult ones for not doing so. Do you understand how that sounds?
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
It's working to accomplish what?
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not using his platform to fight. He's using it to warm people up to his eventual run for the office. What has he actually done? He's posted a bit. He has done no fighting.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
And the other half are still bitter about not getting an invite.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
If you have to ask...
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
Beaten out of them, you mean.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
We pointed out way back in the day that Biden fought desegregation. He's been a villain his whole life. None of these blue maga were interested in hearing it, because they have no morals or standards. Just a color.
emote_control (@emote-control.bsky.social) reply parent
We got here by voting for the lesser evil every time, which made things get more and more evil over time.
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