“How to shit on your legacy” by Google Gemini.
I cannot help myself! I have no control over this evil thing that is inside me—the fire, the voices, the torment!
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“How to shit on your legacy” by Google Gemini.
“Garmonbozia is a better alternative to vaccines, ain’t that right Bob?”
Don’t forget he drinks falcon urine and slowcooks whale heads.
He programs the home computer Beams himself into the future
Who doesn’t like garlic?
He’s our greatest alloy.
Yeah, they took some unknown who is part of the ruling class and rewrote his background to make him more appealing to working class voters. Based on how many times he’s changed names, he’s done shit like this before on a smaller scale.
It’s never “don’t wave the Irish flags,” for some reason.
I’ll tell them if I can find them.
If they make a Taylor Swift wedding video game, do you think they’ll have a fishing challenge?
Your mom’s pussy is known as the Black Parade.
Hey kids, It’s your buddy Stephen King telling you to do cocaine and have sex. It’s what the cool kids are into, dig.
Bam! Straight to the cheese moon!
Are you an investor? Do you own shares? Are you an employee? Why else would you care? Vote with your eyeballs and use a different site.
That kid is dead now. Choked to death on styrofoam.
computer program Eric Adams built this city beep-boop. type in username and I will save it my database and sell it to Turkish Airlines. (confused robot sounds)
Cool. Do I own any shares? Do I work there? If the answer is no to both of these questions, then their business plans are not my concern. There are plenty of social media sites you can migrate to, should bluesky go away.
Reject modernity, return to vi.
To economists, money doesn’t smell.
Taylor Swift? (complimentary
The cat knows, he just doesn’t care.
His Scientology superpowers means he’s immune to all earthling diseases.
You don't love me as the man I am But would you love me as a robot man? So here's a message Mr. Gates "I'ma take your place" Micro rock made by Microsoft I might microwave my black micro cock
lol
Why does big bird always remind me of Gwendolyn Christie?
12. Current mayor of New York City. Why didn’t he mention that part?
Beep-boop. I am a computer. Stop the downloading. Help computer Eric.
Eric program computer for Turkish Airlines. Eric is human firewall, a cyber hero.
Or he just paid them. The rights to the word “Palantir” expire in 2043 AD (author’s death + 70 years.)
Or Jim Gaffigan.
OnlyFans when
Name 15.
Classic Eric Hacker Gang Gang They call him Human Firewall Sex Lunatic
He is hackerman from hacker gang. Stop the socialist from making it better!
Eric Adams here. I was created by a Turkish tech inventor. Beep-boop, what’s your username, I’ll save it in my database. Eric Hacker Gang Gang
They’re all military-industrial complex weirdos.
Also, most trains cannot really go uphill. Drilling/dynamiting holes in gigantic mountains and flattening enormous hills are never mentioned when talking about the cost of having expanding the train system in the US.
Luckily they’re more of a real estate scam/tax evasion scheme for rich people than an actual growing religion nowadays.
True, the Lord of Lies does not deserve to be compared to pigs. I wish I could have a pig companion.
They don’t seem real, any of them. Vance, Creatine Cosmonaut, etc. they all have weird inconsistencies where their background have been constructed or enhanced by some intelligence agency bureaucrat.
Initially, I didn’t understand your square drawings, but now I do and I am coloring and inking unfinished image in photopea. It’s almost like solving crossword puzzles.
He is man of birb. No need anatomy from oppressor human. Let bone free!
I doubt anything in “Hillbilly Elegy” was true. Just a sob story to further his career.
15 years of heroin abuse didn’t damage his body?
She’s got Kennedy conditioning. And so does the King of Pigs.
To be fair, 15 years of heroin abuse does take a toil on the mind.
Bilbies are cute. They’re rabbit kangaroos.
Also, impeachment.
He will die yesterday.
Yeah, they’re actually doing to send the mentally ill people to live on the same farm that dogs are sent to. It’s a fucking concentration camp that will become a death camp. ChatGPT will generate a “personality” so friends and relatives won’t be worried.
Depeche Mode trapper keeper songs. Personal Trapper. Enjoy the Velcro. Pockets Are Pockets.
Remember OJ? He’s back! In Pog form!
Their name is redundant, because you can only imagine dragons. No matter what Joe Rogan tells you, they don’t exist.
I KNEW IT! Even when I was blaming the Jews, I knew it was the Canadians.
He looks so John Cena in that picture.
You mean like the HEMA folks? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histori...
The implicit power is that he can threaten with his regular powers to punish those who do not conform to his edicts.
He’s a star in Brazilian porn, though. The Anal Sounds of the Amazonian Mallard is a favorite film of mine.
If we get Nicki Minaj working... because she’s a funnier character than we’ve had so far.
One does not congratulate, one observes the decay of time. My award is both a triumph and a carcass. To receive it is to cradle the corpse of cinema, still glowing with the embers of human will. I accept this award as a reminder that art is forged in struggle against the indifference of the world.
Two penises?
I’ll write you when you’re on death row.
You speak of experience, of course.
They keep calling him “the Moon,”but his real name is Greg. With a broad chest and marble-cut pecs, he radiates the kind of sex-god presence no AI could ever capture.
It’s still just a tool controlled by humans. There are people inside the robot.
Frogtown
You need leftovers from a failed “Halo” movie to make it work.
In the new Absolute Batman, his mother is still alive.
So you ate your twin while the both of you were in the womb?
It’s a classic wussy wagon!
I ran an OCR program on that image and I got some beautiful Sicilian-American businessman lingo as a result:
Zohran Mamdani belongs to the Democratic Socialists of America, which fisted these cam- paign platforms before the text was erased trom its NYC website. Here's how Mamdani responded when we asked him about them: 10, Cetend and expamd sae teary protections aconus the tame Restret ICE access
See nothing wrong with that. Plenty more fjord monkeys where that came from.
There is a law against hiding and defacing traffic signs, including those in the ground, which makes sense. But these fucks really went with lawful evil.
Yeah, it’s the letter of law vs. the spirit of the law. The law is meant to prevent people from hiding traffic symbols for nefarious purposes, not to prevent kids from drawing cartoon mice in chalk.
That’s bad.
Libertopia is dead. We have all seen what happens when we try even a fraction of their stupid ideas.
Maybe this is her secret kink?
Trumр has laryngitis and a bad back so he won't be saying anything, or doing anything.
Toy Story
I feel you. I usually just double the meds. A combination of lorazepam and oxycodone together with the other meds works for me.
Private equity should be banned.
Quoth the Raven “Bevermore.”
