Good time to re-watch “Death of Stalin”
Feeling Gravity’s Pull
“They call me Mister Rictus!”
Growing up in the 70s I remember the Jerry Lewis Telethon marked the end of summer and the beginning of another school year. Kinda depressing yet somehow exciting. Now we have Death Watch Labor Day Weekend…
Give it two more weeks that should do it
It is getting serious he has not been seen at all this month!
Yes! Just insane times
(Slides cash forward) My friend Mr. Lincoln might have something to say…
Resting comfortably
Trump is clearly chilling out listening to The Fall this weekend, as one does
Crazy Eyez Nancy Mace
“They’re Very Special People. It was a Day of Love.”
Remember when they sprung him from hospital after Covid and he promised free Regeneron antibody treatment to all Americans? That was cool.😐
Stepping in to remind everyone on this thread that your “insinuations will be analyzed for the possibility of taking this matter to court.” Guide yourself accordingly.😅
💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂
“That’s nice when will your administration release the Epstein files as you promised”
Kornacki with a big board featuring Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, JFK
This feels like one of those stories of a private equity group buying a senior living nonprofit, selling off its land, slashing services and staff, funneling all the cash to investors. Then declaring bankruptcy and booting all the residents into the street.
Laura Loomer is threatening jokes about Trump being dead because she has to delay the truth coming out: Secret Service agents found Donald Trump trapped between the toilet and wall. He slid off, got pinned between the two, and asphyxiated from the pressure. Agents describe his body as "in a bra."
"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
(Grim-faced Vance at the podium flanked by the minions): “Last evening, following a routine medical procedure, President Trump experienced….”
“Groymes I made another brownout.”
I’m also confident they will swoop in on the Mommy Docket. Maybe issue a short statement about the need for a “robust and virile executive” and leave it at that, while KBJ shoots them the bird in dissent.
He’ll soon be seeking relief on the SCOTUS Mommy Docket
Must be having a “procedure”
Looking forward to hearing this. How did one “manage” the Replacements?😀
OMG the owner of Turtle Wax did that?
Good messaging! Also, Trump supporters like that he is “doing something”, even if it is ineffective, or even harmful, performative bullshit. But I think Dems could learn from that for many issues, presenting not just smart policies but actions that people see/relate to. cc:Schumer/Jeffries
He is so serene and blessed
Clearly MAGA find hurt fee-fees relatable. Vance knows they are butthurt about stuff and plays them like a fiddle.
Well on her way to the full Gaetz
refuse to believe Trump appointee Tony Tata is not a comedy bang bang character
@harryshearer.bsky.social we got a twofer here Harry…
Is this from that new Clone Wars spinoff
Proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free🎶
Floot de weet!
That would be fun, but McConnell proved that they don’t much care about the rules…🤷
Simple. He’ll just run for VP under Vance, pledging to call all the shots. Cult members will still vote for him. Natural Causes 2025!
I feel like we might have seen less division on vaccines if Trump had been re-elected in 2020, because he had hyped Operation Warp Speed. He even accused pharma of delaying mRNAs so he would lose. When Biden came in the right immediately doubled down sabotaging vaxes, to deny him a win on Covid.
Oh yes so much more 🫤
“I ain’t gonna read this book cuz Satan done wrote it”
“Retahhhhdid….”
I’d like to see an undercover reporter enlist in ICE and attend a few days of training. How are supervisors indoctrinating recruits? What “standards,” “laws,” or “values” are they supposed to be upholding? They are absolute scum of the earth.
Those guys should have thrown the ICE agents into the fire. “You need to see Miguel? He’s just over that ridge, we’ll take you right over to him.”
1. nationalize the amazon corporation 2. tag every ice agent like cattle 3. make them work in the warehouses until they die of exhaustion
“Dammit Pantera, I told you to get out there and mow that lawn!”
Tom Clancy’s Fear of Flying
Totally. Also, Ozzy forever!!!
Seems like they are amplifying the uncertainty so they can kneecap vaccine confidence and reduce rates. Then they can point to those issues and say, “see, Americans question xyz.” Brain worm junkie wants to start a death spiral for vaccines.
Let’s get Generic Democrat to declare their candidacy immediately! Much better than most of the current ones
Would like to take a moment to thank my fellow Americans for voting to dismantle the nation’s construction industry, meat packing, agriculture, and….car washes. Good job everyone.
The only photo of him I have ever seen without that smirk. I guess they are big mad at Lisa
Always figured JD would be more of a Smash Mouth guy
Scientists are planning to put him and Bill Maher together in a small room to determine if the hypothetical Black Hole of Fatuousness actually exists.
An administration of three-year-olds that shriek “mine!”, grab a parent’s cell phone, and use it to hammer Legos
Funny thing is he thought his answer was really smart
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Be all that you can be, I guess
Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
Bobby is tremendously upset because he wanted to eat those whales
At this point I would actually enjoy it if the big guy took a cue from Kim and parked these guys in front of anti-aircraft guns when they say stuff that displeases him.
We’re gonna bring back burning trash, aren’t we. 😐
It’s hard to overstate how big a deal this is - for the economy (ours and globally), for the rule of law, and for the proper and efficient function of government. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...
The media has completely failed the American people, especially over the last 8-12 years
Earlier this year, SCOTUS tried to construct a stupid legal framework where the President was allowed to destroy basically all independent institutions except for the Federal Reserve, which was deemed too economically important. Unsurprisingly, even that was not enough for Trump.
God’s away on business
We know that the GOP and big business have no principles or ethics, but it seems like pure self interest (not wanting Trump to tank the economy) would nudge them to say or do something? Crickets.
Kushner is such a horrible human. I hope they force him to sit through a Jerry Lewis film marathon.
It’s an old playbook. Never thought it would work here but….😳
Those were cool too, I remember seeing them in the early 90s…
The salary is clearly taking Bret’s warm personality into consideration. Seems about right.
1/2 From my MD friend who's a retired prison doc: "He may be getting an IV. Could be on anticoagulants for AFIB which can be from heart failure A blood draw would cause that bruising as well. But you don’t like to give fluids to someone with heart failure. He’s got something serious.."
I thought they put the screwworm in charge of HHS?
Yep, me too…we were proactive!
It was kids all hopped up on goofballs. Some of them looked “swarthy”
Trump’s friends are behind the times! I invested in one of these, and all my troubles are over.
Stephen Miller, President of the Frightened Fox Shut-Ins
In Trump America, Kennedy assassinates YOU.
What the “hell” happened to our country?
Thousands of ICE agents are doing a lot more damage to our social fabric than millions of undocumented immigrants.
Sounds like a party gone out of bounds up there!
Chick Fil A blown away what else do I have to say
He knows his followers are that ignorant though, which is all that matters for the regime
Tentacle Acres has a unit opening up near us. I could enjoy some monotony for a change
i finally realized who his ass looks like it is glass joe from punch out
Gonna be like the ear bandage at the RNC. Slap on the calamine lotion
Chemo chemo chemo chemo chemo chameleon, you come and go, you come and go🎶
“Can’t we acid wash the files in acid like Hillary did, Pam?”
Old enough to remember when Obama’s extremely market-friendly healthcare plan was derided as a “gummint takeover!”
Maybe they can bring back Bill Barr for old times’ sake
Mike Judge nailed it
Chine-easy
