Send lawn clippings to Rudy!
Tim "Purveyor of Sarcasm"... From Twitter...
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Send lawn clippings to Rudy!
They count as "Clear"...
And he land the ball in a steamy pile of shit... Like his administration is steamy pile of shit heads...
The Worm left eggs behind and they have hatched,,,
Both of those pics contain a testicle shrinking spell... There is no recovery...
EEEWWWWW!
Not fast enough nor painful enough...
Not going to lie, but here are my thoughts...
Putin ran out of working vehicles, so he is getting farmers to tow wrecks to the front...
And the babby eagles starved to death... THE END!
Front loader or Top loader? Apartment sized or full sized? I have had GE, Maytag, and maybe a Samsung... Currently using a Front loader GE 4.x cubic ft. Don't have the WiFi enabled on it...
No the couches will be protected like this...
MAGA Cockroaches" List blocked them for me...
Bring the Amazing "Medieval Peasant Anger Demonstrator 3000" (AKA Tomatoes!) to your next demonstration...
The lunatic is on the grass The lunatic is on the grass Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs Got to keep the loonies on the path
Give me a hat that says "I don't give a fuck what you think."
Bwahahahah! Stolen from FB...
"As the sound of motor cars Fades in the nighttime I swear I saw your face change It didn't seem quite right"
None of them, Lindel's head is so far up there there is no more room...
For one of the biggest jerks ever...
Well it was one of the "Biggest" "Circle Jerks" ever held in the White House...
They can move faster than those Japanese contestants...
The last time James was seen in a Cracker Barrel was 1979...
Use a VPN and cut the bullshit out...
She got hers from the same place I got mine! The bottom of a Cracker Jacks Box...
They still exist? I haven't seen one since the late 80's...
Shhh don't tell DHS or Drumph that ladders and cutting torches exist!
Sooo one fraudster is calling out another fraudster...
Is it sparkly?
The shittiest Nevada whorehouse looks better than this shit he has installed in the People's House...
Her face certainly looks like it is melting in that shot!
Try a Miku Stomp box!
Here is another person who uses effects pedals for unconventional instruments to get some inspiration from!
What happened yesterday at the WH was an INTERVENTION, but TACO and his minions are too stupid to understand that. They think the global leaders came here to cheer and listen to that asshole. They came her to CONTAIN him.
Her "Permission Slip" is the MOTHER FUCKING CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES!!!
How will Service Members who are stationed overseas Vote, without Mail In Voting?
Call the Paw Patrol!
I don't know about that... Why did he need to call Putin in the middle of the meeting? For 40 minutes no less...
Well Drumph can't do it...
Nope... Try Puddles version... www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0wp...
History is not a strong point for them...
One would test positive for alcohol just breathing the air around Pete "Hicseth"...
He is getting ready to greet his supernatural overlords...
Crikey, look at the size of the goanna. I'm going to catch it...
Not with a ten foot pole would I touch that...
Why won't he fucking die already...
Although you are not wrong about how our fucked up president would like support the orcs...
AI fake...
There are times I want to go back to twitter, but it is such a toxic mess...
Maybe Bela was someone (wet nurse?) he knew and he is having a "rosebud" moment...
Somehow I do not believe that teachers from CA or NY would want to move to Oklahoma to teach...
Is this his "rosebud" moment?
That is the way I like my Orc's... Burnt and extra crispy!
It is amazing what alcohol does to a person... You know he drinks like a fish just to bump uglies with Margarine Traitor Green...
What is the DOJ going to do when people "upgrade" from sub sandwiches to meringue pies?
What everyone who has ever met a 1st amendment frauditor wants to say to those idiots... They only film for the reactions so they can garner clicks and views for ad money... Do what I like to do and hit them with a privacy strike on youtube and deny them any revenue for being an asshole...
Him and his family are nothing but a bunch of oxygen thief's...
So you are one of the writers of "Nuns with Guns" in Warhammer 40K!
I understand! Let me know if you go a kickstarter or something. It really looks like it would be a blast to paint!
ooooh I want to do a 3d print!
Hopefully those parts are substandard and break...
That is why God made Taco Trucks...
Nah, I will finish all books not matter what!
Learn to work the saxophone I, I'll play just what I feel Drink Scotch whiskey all night long And die behind the wheel They got a name for the winners in the world I, I want a name when I lose They call Alabama the Crimson Tide Call me Deacon Blues
And you have every right to live despite everything the orange shit gibbon and the brain rotted HHS secretary trying to kill everyone...
The word you're looking for is "ballsack." A ballsack can't even handle being bumped the wrong way. Men like Markwayne are ballsacks.
Why is this supposed "Alpha" male acting like a beta cuck?
Why wait?
Peace is actually pretty simple: russia invaded Ukraine with no legitimate justification Therefore: rf's reasons can all easily proven to be lies rf should not be rewarded for invading Ukraine illegally rf must leave all of Ukraine and not return rf must pay Ukraine reparations There, Peace.
It’s amazing that Washington DC can achieve its lowest crime rate in 30 years when 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is experiencing its highest crime rate in history.
I bet the odds are great that he is married to his sister... Who is also his mother...
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With Lindsay's head so far up Drumph's ass he is swallowing Putin's balls...
He thinks he is "The Press" just like this 1st Amendment Frauditor thinks "she" is... Gotta love Lana's "Press Pass"...
Where are the police reports of these incidents?
Waaaah I see that shit here in Tucson... And it is mostly the "NeckBeard/Rednecks" who ride around on ATV's...
Someone got Grok to fact check his pasty white ass... And it was hilarious!
I suppose I should invest in Box Wine then...
youtube.com/watch?v=Mn5t...
We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. May we buy you a drink?
Tim doesn't give a fuck, all he is interested in is keeping the cash flowing into his pockets and fuck everyone else...
good trouble.
Good morning Jupiter and Venus kissing the pre dawn sky (not my photo) But you can still see it just won't be so close tomorrow they say (national geographic) This photo here in Southern Arizona
Todays music muse... www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFp-...
"Let's get it on!"
Someone needs to get a court order for a 72 hour mental health hold on her...
Bondi: “…” (Standby mode) Patel: “I think I just shat myself.” Pirro: “Did Kash just shit himself?”
I thought there were "physical standards" agents are supposed to adhere to... I guess lifting a 1/2 dozen doughnuts to your mouth doesn't work...
The tackiness of the White House Decor can be added to that list of crimes...
And no drooling!
I feel "Safe" with a guy who looks like Trump stuffed a few fingers up his ass...
Maybe he has given Alaska back to Russia and it is a double secret trade!
In his mind he has given Alaska back to the Russians already...
