Do they need to get hitched?
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Do they need to get hitched?
And these are just the highlights!
Claims to do a body scan just by sniffing your bike saddle.
Big foot small dick as the saying goes
Terrible advert for reactolite glasses.
Maybe he was dictating this and Nigel came out as Abdul?
Couldn’t we refer to all financiers as vultures, leeches or tapeworms.
Carswell has an American flag next to his name. A blind runt of the litter desperately try to latch on to the teet of MAGA $.
"forgive me" said in that I'm the real victim here voice. It must be ghastly being Gorka having to listen to that grumpy arrogant ignorant voice all day.
Gus Bird would be his name in English?
Supplemental question: could you cite a paper he has contributed to?
This drop is worse as the share of market EV car sales has gone from 12% to 15.2%. This means that Tesla’s 40% is 80% of where they should be to maintain market share.
I saw a salon in Australia thirty years ago called ‘E clips.
This is why Donald Trump doesn’t have a dog. He’s already got puppy farms of lapdogs barking up the wrong tree.
If he wasn’t born into money he could have aspired to driving a sit on mower. He might have been happier too.
Except without taking 400m out of poverty and going gang busters on renewables.
What brilliant teacher. If you printed smaller would it be a lunchpack whale?
Science Vs podcast episode on this is excellent primer.
A telly ban would do him good.
Donald, your hand is worse than Zelensky's.
Trump now has a worse hand than Zelensky
Trump's hand is hidden.
This looks very much like coordinated move. Any harsh sentence dished out will be met by wails of patriotism, palestine, immigrants, rainbow flags.
A maggot with a moustache is not to be trusted
Abus is his brother
Caught red handed
How many are professional musicians?
Love the shirt!
Or house them for a fraction of ICE.
Making other people's lives worse replacing we will make your lives better as a winning political promise tells us how many fathoms we have sunk.
funny -- its the way you think them
Sausages with impunity. Yum
Thanks very much Prof, (it’s the Pells Pool). Worth a visit.
There’s a pool in Lewes which is fed by water that last saw sunlight when the Romans invaded. If you sit on a bench and squint your eyes the Dryrobes turn into togas.
Is this what he thinks a Presidential Library is? “ Some of these Maga hats are first edition.”
And a batflap.
I saw him as Dracula in London. Edward Gorey sets.
Carbon copy of MAGA’s inability to examine themselves.
Leeches are still used in medicine. Doesn’t stop this being true.
Nimbus nimby
I doubt he will carry on with the rainbow ribbons.
Does pullulate make the list?
Punions
Christmas Log anyone?
youtu.be/62ror19_M4w
Was Clive Deamer on drums?
Trump gets booed when he goes to a sports arena. A chant of Epstein Epstein would really get under his thin orange skin.
If you put on your John Carpenter shades this reads “I’m a nepobaby”
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/lecyy...
Jaggeruar
And it is very easily verified. Plus that can sell honey.
The collective term for puns is a groan. Learnt this today.
He probably thought it would go round the outside
Molluskiing
I don’t gamble and yet my YouTube feed is saturated with nasty gambling ads. They are clearly drowning in money, a tax would be popular and the Tories would come out against it.
Bitumen on your roof? No just one bitchy man.
North Umbria?
He’s been given nothing but breaks his entire life.
Factonite, Trumps most feared element.
Meth is more likely
It’s as if the internet is one of those weird lantern fishes and Trump is the lure. He is an artefact in the system. Like the squares in an old timey JPEG.
Also available as ice cream
As a big titty pork dad I support this message.
is an electric eel now an e-eel?
Keyboard Karaoke at BOAT Brighton. 4 September 7.00pm
Winston Churchill was 50% American. Trump is 100% idiot.
Or a street name
I recognise that smirk, dupers delight. Often on the face of weird boys at the public school I attended.
Collar also served as palette?
An Inuit word we use. There’s igloo and kayak too. … sounds like a Raffi song already!
‘Isn’t it strange how people will pay money to frighten themselves?’ I remember Tony [Iommi] saying one day. ‘Maybe we should stop doing blues and write scary music instead.' - Two working class lads inventing a music genre coming out of the cinema..
Set course for the second iceberg
Starmer could romp to second term by putting in charge of water.
The only moment my disbelief was unsuspended was when a radio was turned on and it started working immediately. Didn’t valve radios take time to warm up? Perhaps we will find out in a later episode the chemist was a time traveler with a transistor radio smuggled back in time.
Learning Kerning
Thanks for a cracking show, cocktail of Third Man and Ealing studios. Daniel May never better.
on the right?
This makes Trump a whole stanza
Very Gatsby
Carbon capture was always a clue
If she’s a coach I’m a double decker bus.
I've known about this Larson cartoon for years, yet never seen it. Deep joy. He knew me so well.
Gushes up theory more accurate
He wears Tommy Hillfigure pants apparently
Kraptonite
Working title Orcas and Porkers
You get a roll with it
A National Strike is called for.
nicely put, putly nice
"I have a sniffly nose today" "how insensitive, some people don't have noses"
It’s Brighton and Hove actually.
I have yet to hear Corbyn say Zelenskyy is heroic.
Worst plague since spaghetti and meatballs.
The qualm before the storm
That poor helpless woman is terrified. Eternal shame on the vile loveless cruel bullies hiding their lumpen features.
I remember seeing this photo when I was the winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel. Fun times
This statement is also proof of itself.
As the choir sang Ironic by Alanis Morissette.
There’s a terrific doc on Disney (?)
What a fabulous design. The tail feathers breaking the square. Would make a good icon for an app today.