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@guy-montag.bsky.social

A thousand points of light are best seen against a darkening sky.

created November 23, 2024

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Look at the way his left hand dangles. I've asked my cardiologist to weigh in

1/9/2025, 3:36:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another round of golf? When does he wear a hat that says "CCCP"?

1/9/2025, 3:32:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In terms of what? People? Income? What is the definition of middle class? Show me the reference.

1/9/2025, 3:31:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't this the same person who caved to trump on tariffs without consulting the other EU countries?

1/9/2025, 2:22:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is classic mob stuff. You pay and pay until there is nothing left to pay with, the business is busted out. Columbia University is next.

1/9/2025, 2:20:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's with the gray cap?

1/9/2025, 2:14:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best part of him ran down his mama's leg.

1/9/2025, 2:13:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But unlike his predecessor he didn't destroy the middle class.

1/9/2025, 2:11:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unlike the owner of the Post, Mr. Carter was a good man. The owner of the Post is a phony. Where I grew up there was no higher praise than being called a "good man" or more derogatory term than being called a "phony".

1/9/2025, 2:10:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many union guys I know in the trades voted for trump. Many refuse to admit they are working on jobs funded by Biden. I'm waiting for the EO to come down that says all construction work on federal projects must be done by non-union labor.

1/9/2025, 2:07:48 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA, Mexicans always get across.

1/9/2025, 2:04:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Based on his latest truth regarding Covid data it may already have.

1/9/2025, 2:03:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His one good accomplishment was Operation Warp Speed. But being trump he fucked up the implementation because the cult was against vaccines and at least 500,000 Americans died because of it. He's now trying to play both ends against the middle. No middle here, it's facts v a heroin junkie.

1/9/2025, 2:01:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the media. They are all afraid of a frail old man who is incontinent

1/9/2025, 11:36:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why wasn’t his douche bag son contacted? Thoughts and prayers

1/9/2025, 11:32:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They only follow First Corinthians

1/9/2025, 11:30:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bunch of his kids have gone on to the majors too. He does for the kids and the love of the game.

1/9/2025, 12:12:43 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a true patriot. Baseball will save us.

1/9/2025, 12:11:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but they don’t have drag queens reading to children. They don’t have to read woke books like The Diary of Anne Frank and To Kill a Mockingbird or 1984. You know, the things that make kids gay and trans. The girls can get pregnant from a relative at 13. Oh wait…

1/9/2025, 12:08:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s with the gray hat?

31/8/2025, 11:00:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What they voted for. They can stay in mama's single wide. Thoughts and prayers.

31/8/2025, 8:45:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Jake Tapper

30/8/2025, 5:55:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What they voted for. Thoughts and prayers.

30/8/2025, 2:13:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Penn Station. All major hubs

30/8/2025, 2:12:54 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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His gang of morons is doing better

30/8/2025, 2:11:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Riley is a little more masculine

30/8/2025, 1:54:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’ll be free to be a lobbyist and bang generals full time

30/8/2025, 1:51:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to worry heroin shrivels your balls

29/8/2025, 9:06:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he’s stuck himself with needles

29/8/2025, 9:04:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or Rolexes or G6s

29/8/2025, 9:03:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Resign now!

29/8/2025, 9:01:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goebbels would be proud dipshit

29/8/2025, 8:59:26 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course they are. What about the shootings of state senators by a trump supporter, what were they?

29/8/2025, 8:55:22 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’ll find a couple of nice generals to bang on the regular and become a lobbyist

29/8/2025, 4:50:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs them to protect his pedophile buddies

29/8/2025, 4:48:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go hard bro.

29/8/2025, 4:46:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck ‘em. It’s what they voted for.

29/8/2025, 4:43:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The definition of insanity.

29/8/2025, 4:40:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doe helmet hair realize this was a church?

29/8/2025, 12:36:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kilmeade is a fucking idiot

28/8/2025, 4:18:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heroin is a helluva drug

28/8/2025, 4:16:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It tells us what they are thinking. Their stupidity is our intel

28/8/2025, 4:11:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These scumbags are leaving one hellacious mess to clean up

28/8/2025, 4:06:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Darwin is hysterical right now

28/8/2025, 12:37:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What many of them voted for

28/8/2025, 12:35:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But smarter than his viewers

27/8/2025, 4:12:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correction, she said fuck all the way off

27/8/2025, 4:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doddering old fool

27/8/2025, 10:06:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New crime, walking while black. We have become the fascist state the greatest generation defeated.

26/8/2025, 4:07:17 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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How soon before defascist in Florida bans it? Will Amazon sell it?

26/8/2025, 10:31:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic

26/8/2025, 12:39:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You think they knew Epstein?

26/8/2025, 12:38:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Magats went ballistic when they found out Jimmy Buffett had a big fundraiser for Hillary at his place in Sag Harbor. They almost stopped tailgating before going to his Jones Beach shows.

26/8/2025, 12:37:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many states will ban it? Will Amazon sell it?

25/8/2025, 8:53:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Piece of shit

25/8/2025, 8:44:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Resign

25/8/2025, 4:23:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he wearing a brace on it. Look at his pants

25/8/2025, 4:22:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump connected contractors have chubbies from this. What’s trump’s bite, 10%?

25/8/2025, 4:19:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He might be weaker than Schumer

25/8/2025, 4:16:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Help us Obi Wan Newsome.

25/8/2025, 12:32:46 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s called a coverup

25/8/2025, 12:31:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, they're being assholes because they're assholes.

24/8/2025, 7:11:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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George, did you see where they are using a former Japanese internment camp in Ft Bliss Texas as a privately run detention center. These phuckers either have no shame or have never read a history book, or both.

24/8/2025, 7:10:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cut their funding. Epstein's bestie would.

24/8/2025, 7:08:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They voted for this. FAFO

24/8/2025, 7:07:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it's Utah. This is what the Mormons voted for. I'll bet if Epstein's bestie offers them a repeal of the polygamy laws they'll be ok with this.

24/8/2025, 7:07:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bend the knee to no one. History with trump shows that is when he owns you. He’ll have your fealty and there will still be no elections. RESIST, don’t you have enough money?

24/8/2025, 9:33:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Washington Post is the NY Post in non tabloid format

24/8/2025, 9:28:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s because you’re a blue state where capitalism works. It’s only the red states who need socialism

24/8/2025, 9:25:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Winner!!!

23/8/2025, 9:51:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Start with Melania

23/8/2025, 9:48:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even the part where someone rats them out and the Nazis send them to death camps? Sounds like a text book to me.

23/8/2025, 9:46:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It needs a Chipotle or Moe’s and a Lavazza Coffee

23/8/2025, 9:42:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was their useful idiot

23/8/2025, 9:33:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saul wouldn’t let Todd Blanche make copies. And he was pretty incompetent

23/8/2025, 9:32:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are you pairing with?

23/8/2025, 9:29:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roll a spleef

23/8/2025, 9:28:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But she said…

23/8/2025, 9:23:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and prayers

22/8/2025, 10:31:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good call

22/8/2025, 10:29:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people are just stupid. Roofs are black too and many of these migrants become roofers. BTW, they spend a lot more time on a roof they they will on Epstein’s bestie’s wall.

22/8/2025, 10:28:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are thugs

22/8/2025, 10:26:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I needed that laugh

21/8/2025, 4:26:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and prayers

21/8/2025, 4:23:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s probably never been in a museum

19/8/2025, 10:52:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought Ralphie May was dead.

19/8/2025, 8:34:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess epstein’s bestie hasn’t been in the Air and Space Museum. I’ll bet he’s never been I a museum

19/8/2025, 8:31:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Homage to his draft dodging pimp grand daddy

19/8/2025, 10:36:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would we be at war?

19/8/2025, 10:35:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Read “Under the Banner of Heaven “. This guy was probably a practicing Mormon.

19/8/2025, 12:40:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 pedophiles walk into a bar …

19/8/2025, 12:25:53 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes they did

18/8/2025, 11:25:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Used a lot of the phrases and threats then that he does now while raping the country.

18/8/2025, 4:06:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s who G Max gave he copies of the list just in case she “committed” suicide like Epstein

18/8/2025, 12:33:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Epstein’s partner taking a crap there?

18/8/2025, 12:29:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honk

18/8/2025, 12:10:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have law firms and college presidents to roll over. I’m neither and I ain’t rolling

18/8/2025, 12:09:28 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Corn has the same IQ as a magat so why can’t it vote?

18/8/2025, 12:07:35 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Jake tapper

17/8/2025, 2:53:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re so fucking stupid

16/8/2025, 8:23:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view