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Hand of the King

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I am no expert in the truth, but I do know it is rarely as simple as the lie. If it feels too good or too comfortable, it's a lie.

created November 25, 2024

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Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

This was murder. There is no way that little boat makes it to the US in international waters. The pilots committed extrajudicial killings for political theater. God bless our troops.

2/9/2025, 10:33:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess its a good time to mulch the Chicago parks.

2/9/2025, 8:25:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

If I wanted to attract the best and brightest, I would say come to Alanama and bring your families. (Sarcasm)

2/9/2025, 2:51:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

When he says West....he means white men of European descent. Easy mistake to make.

2/9/2025, 2:35:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zoinks !!!

2/9/2025, 1:26:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She

2/9/2025, 12:58:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Translated Trump Speak: I'm still not paying him the legal fees I owe him.

2/9/2025, 12:54:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted

The National Guardners

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1/9/2025, 2:14:00 PM | 9549 2580 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Mr. Myagi would be impressed by the speed of that snatch.

1/9/2025, 4:07:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Diaper bag.

1/9/2025, 4:00:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

He has no neck.

1/9/2025, 3:46:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has no neck.

1/9/2025, 3:43:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Or...the National Guard could be there to prevent Nicholas Cage from stealing the Constitution again.

1/9/2025, 1:26:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Deployed National Guard stands watch in case Nicholas Cage tries again.

1/9/2025, 10:41:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Ummmm....Im from the south. There damn sure is a dead body in that barrel. Dumb crackers sit around it and eat biscuits and gravy.

1/9/2025, 2:12:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Authorize a citizens miltia. Blockade the border.

31/8/2025, 5:03:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he can make amends by booking early at the Trump Gaza Genocide Resort and Golf Course. Enjoy Netanyahu Beach and Spa.

31/8/2025, 5:00:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

There are not a lot of crimes outside gestapo headquarters. So yeah, why not.

31/8/2025, 2:42:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok. So kill my family. Blow up my house. Starve me. Then relocate me to a tent in rural Mississippi. Sell my land to investors to build a resort for your own profit. Yeah. Im all in on that peace plan. Any country that does that deserves the retribution from God that they have coming.

31/8/2025, 2:40:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Trans people don't molest children. Pastors. Ministers. Christian Republicans. Those are the people who children need protection from. Say the truth OUTLOUD. !!!

31/8/2025, 1:49:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

God bless Poland.

31/8/2025, 1:26:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Its time blame law schools for their creations. Harvard. Harvard. Harvard. Harvard. Harvard. Harvard. Harvard. Harvard. Harvard.

31/8/2025, 1:24:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Peskov wants reciprocity. OK. Bomb his home. Send missiles to his children's school and playground. Wait until his wife is at the market and destroy it with a dozen drones. And when the survivors lay in the Moscow hospital, bomb that too. That would be true reciprocity.

31/8/2025, 1:17:45 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Musk already did. That is why he tweeted it.

30/8/2025, 8:43:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

"A thousand miles from nowhere..."

30/8/2025, 6:22:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

DEATH WATCH 2025. Cue Star Wars theme and rolling text introduction. The MAGA Empire is in shambles as Jabba the Trump goes missing....

30/8/2025, 6:19:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

How many Scaramuccis?

30/8/2025, 6:02:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

What law school did the 4 judges in the minority graduate from? Checkisinthemail University.

30/8/2025, 2:37:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Missouri leading the charge to the bottom. They dont post the ten commandments in schools because the kids can't read them, and even if they could, they can't count to ten.

30/8/2025, 2:33:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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North Arkansas. New Mississippi.

30/8/2025, 2:28:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Missouri used to take pride in claiming, "...at least we aren't Arkansas". GOP Kehoe..."Hold my beer."

30/8/2025, 2:27:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

How much does this cost employers who have had to let their employees go on leave to serve. These people have day jobs and their employers are eating the cost. How much does it cost families to arrange child care.

30/8/2025, 2:05:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember in all those zombie apocalypse movies where survivors quest to the CDC to find their last hope...well, screen writers can pretty much skip that subplot.

29/8/2025, 1:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Epstein's good friend and neighbor says criminals should stand firm.

29/8/2025, 1:30:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Cue the village people..."In the Navy..."

28/8/2025, 8:55:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

PETITION POPE LEO TO LABEL THE CHILDREN SHOT TO DEATH IN CHURCH DURING CATHOLIC MASS IN MINNESOTA AS MARTYRS FOR CHRIST AND OFFICIALLY BEATIFY THEM !!!!

28/8/2025, 8:49:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

THOUGHTS and PRAYERS. We THOUGHT that our elected officials would do something to protect kids as they died. We were wrong. We PRAYED God would inspire our leaders to act. God and our leaders did NOTHING. Now I pray to God that our leaders join our children and meet Jesus together.

28/8/2025, 8:36:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

So...not only do politicians get to select their voters through gerrymandering, but judges get to select the arguments in the cases before them. Goodness, Alice, we are through the looking glass. Everything is backward, turned round.

28/8/2025, 5:23:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE

28/8/2025, 12:30:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

As Jesus said, "F#ck you neighbor, and f#ck off back where you came from."

27/8/2025, 8:14:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Fraud, waste, and abuse. Violation of government printing policies.

27/8/2025, 3:56:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

This dumb ass is the Secretary of the Interior, not the Department of Energy. Go do your damn real day job.

27/8/2025, 3:47:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

....and who has copies of it now?

26/8/2025, 4:55:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

How much did eggs cost when Trump and Epstein were raping high school girls.

26/8/2025, 4:52:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Lutnick couldn't run a Dairy Queen.

26/8/2025, 12:30:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that ironic? Trump going after someone else for mortgage fraud? Really?

26/8/2025, 12:23:10 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Profit before patients.

25/8/2025, 11:20:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Mr President, we wish you to come to our golf course so I can wash your balls.

25/8/2025, 11:17:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Self-gratification injury. Dont shake that hand.

25/8/2025, 11:16:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

I cant remember. Is he Beevis or Butthead ?

25/8/2025, 2:53:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

The government owns the means of production.

25/8/2025, 2:49:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Masturbation accident. I know. You aren't getting that out of your head.

24/8/2025, 10:02:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking forward to entertaining their wives.

24/8/2025, 4:06:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Surrender and genocide isn't really negotiation.

24/8/2025, 3:30:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

2nd Ammendment

24/8/2025, 3:25:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Genghis Khan would like a word.

24/8/2025, 3:23:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nazis invaded Poland to create a distraction.

24/8/2025, 3:06:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

What is complicated about Russia wanting to kill all Ukrainians and take their land and resources? How is that complicated? Ukraine doesn't want Russia. No one wants Russia.

24/8/2025, 3:03:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Which side would George Wasington be fighting on. Who would Thomas Jefferson be writing about.

24/8/2025, 3:00:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeffries needs to be replaced. Democrats dont want politicians. We want warriors who fight for us. Damn your useless double speak. Use plain language and get in the damn fight. The 1990s are over. Get in the fight or get out.

24/8/2025, 2:58:05 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Refuse them food and lodging. Boycott anyone who provides comfort and aid.

24/8/2025, 3:39:18 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Refuse to feed them. Refuse them lodging. Refuse them fuel and water. Refuse them parking. We fought a war over this in 1776.

24/8/2025, 3:35:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

His arrogance is boundless. No matter how bad it gets, he will breathe his last, believing himself a savior.

23/8/2025, 9:30:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

She is a Russian assett. It's not ridiculous.

23/8/2025, 4:31:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The underground Chicago vote, apparently.

22/8/2025, 2:58:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome to America, where being poor or struggling with mental illiness is a crime.

21/8/2025, 10:44:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

And burn more explosive. Hurrah !!!

21/8/2025, 6:19:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe while there, they can pick up the trash, hand out visitor maps, maintain trails and signs. and clean the dam toilets.

21/8/2025, 6:17:32 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

My condolences to the family of Israeli hostages. It never was about you.

21/8/2025, 4:11:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Cmon. She is a Russian asset. Someone do their homework.

21/8/2025, 1:23:22 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Alex, I will take, "Things That Never Happened" for $500.

21/8/2025, 1:21:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't this ass kisser have a day job at the Department of Interior pretending to be the Secretary of Energy?

21/8/2025, 1:19:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Cant read, apparently.

20/8/2025, 5:48:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where does Martin live. I have some time on my hands.

19/8/2025, 1:36:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin has the REAL Epstein files and videos.

18/8/2025, 12:29:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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EPSTEIN. EPSTEIN. EPSTEIN.

18/8/2025, 12:23:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Missouri...pronounced Misery. The Show Me State... because schools are so bad they can't read the instructions to open a box of cereal, you have to Show them. The only State to look at Arkansas with envy. Where every piece of legislation is about abortion. Only ranked #1 in true crime stories.

17/8/2025, 11:26:48 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Town Drunk Stumbles Uphill.

17/8/2025, 11:19:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

It's written in code. She has been Trumps handler for years. It's not vapid. It's an encoded message.

17/8/2025, 11:15:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

What kind of moron negotiator wouldn't debrief the president immediately?

17/8/2025, 3:51:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait....this man is talking gibberish. Neither Ukraine nor Russia are NATO countries. Article 5 is irrelevant. Is Trump promising Russia Artcle 5 protection against aggression from others?!?

17/8/2025, 2:30:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

In other words. We have no plan except to tell Ukraine to surrender, or we let Russia keep killing civilians.

17/8/2025, 2:23:23 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The plan is...we have no plan. We are making it up as we speak.

17/8/2025, 1:29:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Ask them...where to managing partners come from?

17/8/2025, 6:32:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We hold the sacrifice of Ukraine sacred. The existence of Ukraine is not negotiable.

16/8/2025, 12:56:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DAY ONE...was the promise.

16/8/2025, 12:48:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin thinks Donald Trump is an imbecile. Donald won't even bring his own interpreter. He is an RSB dream. Mr. Zelensky needs only no one word in this circus, and that is "no." Putin will stroke Trump like a child and make fantastical lies. Why does the world pretend. The USA does not belong.

15/8/2025, 12:24:31 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are going to put them in makeshift detention centers. Maybe deport them. Being poor or struggling with mental illness is apparently a crime.

14/8/2025, 6:20:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flea Circus

14/8/2025, 4:31:29 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give him the "Noble" prize. He won't know the difference.

14/8/2025, 4:30:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Earth is the only planet we have. There is no other reachable by humans.

14/8/2025, 1:43:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

While, I, Sean Duffy, have prioritized getting a spray tan and being a host on Fox. My plan is to blame Pete and Joe and defend cuts by Trump to all critical systems. If that fails, I will attack LGBTQ pilots, flight attendants, and airport staff. And then lesbians in the WNBA.

14/8/2025, 1:39:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

This may seem indelicate, but what color are they spraying Duffy with?

14/8/2025, 1:30:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. A NATIONAL EMERGENCY.

14/8/2025, 1:29:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ten bucks says she gets a job at a spa.

13/8/2025, 1:16:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...said Jesus.

11/8/2025, 11:45:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To retrieve the "pee tape."

11/8/2025, 11:22:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is promising to detain and bus homeless people (US citizens) to concentration camps. And no one is alarmed.

10/8/2025, 3:38:11 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand of the King (@handofthekingz.bsky.social) reply parent

According to Trump, Ukraine gets Oklahoma, USA. Russia gets all of Ukraine, Poland, Crimea, Estonia, Moldova, and the UK. Trump just vomits garbage for attention.

8/8/2025, 9:42:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God save our troops because your own government sure as hell won't.

8/8/2025, 9:37:04 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view