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You are the best around!

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Wait… most don’t do that?

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Corn

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Durnald Tomp

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Yes. This one at least:

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Tesla is an anagram for Steal… sure it’s just a coincidence right?…..Right?!

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Love this song 🤍🤌🏼

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Serious question: do we know for SURE that the NVIDIA CEO owns other clothes? What if he’s just a homeless guy off the street and that’s his only outfit? Maybe someone is “Trading Places-ing” him behind the scenes? Do we really KNOW?

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Shark Tank is calling

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I thought Luigiachi? No?

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A rose by any other name, eh? Mr Superior?

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We all agree she’s wearing a skin suit, right?

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We know, he’s a taking chicken wing

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Noice 🤌🏼

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Gorgeous

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Who lets children under 5 work to begin with?

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I’m not afraid, it’s just that I’m in the middle of dinner brah

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Have we tried pronouncing guns as “a-bor-shuns”? Maybe then they would outlaw them faster 🤌🏼

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I’ve discovered the newest version of “is this dress blue & black or white & gold” with the photo below. Some people think it’s just a bunch of chicken wings BUT the longer you look you can’t stop seeing RFK Jr.:

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I’ve already done it! My husband says it’s just “sleeping” but just doesn’t get it’s a NEW special kind of parkour that I invented

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Please end the task of Sam (Ctrl+)Alt(+Delete)man

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Why did I leave instagram you ask? Well…being married and getting visual fecal matter like this was a small part of it…

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I hear similar from my family everyday

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Urine trouble young man (wags finger)

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Man, spam is really entertaining sometimes

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First place all the way!!! 🥇

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Ok, but.. have you seen how they move and look on a white wall out of nowhere during the day? Like two fused sets of very look human eyelashes slithering so fast…can we tell them to not be seen?

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People get scared from video games now?

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wtf??!!

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US Citizenship

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Did Putin loan Trump his interior decorator?

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I turn out for what

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The “Shit Got Real Era”

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This picture gets better the more you look at it

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Correct - I wasn’t trying to correct your grammar before. I was making a joke about periods… and how when you get them vampires would also like it.

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Been there and agreed

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You are clearly behind the times friend

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So lovely on so many levels 👏🏻🙌🏼🤍

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Only if you found the nerve to try to post a funny comment on here somewhere

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Louisiana’s dead name

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She gets it

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If only

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So the sun is farting at us?

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What… what is going on here? Is it just me?

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Don’t do this.

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Seriously I’m pretty sure he has a ring camera by now

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Worst take on a joke I’ve ever seen

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Someone knows how to have fun at least !

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Periods… I just got mine and there’s blood… too far of a joke bridge I guess 🫠

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Do I, though? Or just jokes over your head?

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I was trying to make a joke about how a period (punctuation) was missing but also, a (female) period has blood…which vampires also like. Obviously not many people caught it….

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I meant they’re prefer periods and the blood that comes with them

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No. I am the funniest person we know.

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Hitting so hard friend 🥺

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I don’t think Pam Bondi.

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Toooooo laaaaaate

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At least “Prostitution” seems to have assimilated.

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Please tell me this isn’t real

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they’d prefer the period missing from the end of your sentence(.)

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Inconceivable

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NICE 👍🏻

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Careful. Lest you awaken Sharkpox

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If AI says so.

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Tell him to go make you a sandwich

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Where did he get his degree is Philanthropy from? 🦎

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He would still rule in our absence under my religious doctrine 🦎

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What sad cosplay group denied these guys and forced them to this?

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Um,….uh,….serious question here guys…. WTF EVEN IS THIS ARTICLE HEADLINE?!? What circle of hell is this and please someone explain how to get out because this SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!

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At least he explained A reason to her….

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Inner or outer coconut?

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Are you not going to tell us what it is? Just leave US hanging too? Cool.

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If I could wand, I’d want too

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We’re just going full-blown Idiocracy then, huh?

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Phrasing is important

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What is this garbage talk?

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I mean, they don’t know there should be a space between “linked” and “in” either.

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Exactly

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You’re not shaking enough- either from fear or cold

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Lick a port-a-potty while you’re at it!

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But her EMAILS!! 😂🔫

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This looks like a “Dad” walking club wearing weighted vests instead of walking faster

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But not when they want to hang Mike pence

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True not dumb (but you already know that 🙌🏼)

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“Of my happy hours”- Attorney Pirro

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That’s a negatory captain