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He’s in for his 100,000 lie servicing. Just standard sociopath regular maintenance. It comes with a complimentary spray tan. So win win.
You’re in a tough spot. Good luck.
If he’s that confident then tell him to sign over all his property and bank accounts to you now as he won’t need them. I’m certain he’d find multiple reasons to NOT do that.
Peewee German.
The poster for vaginal dryness.
Thankfully the US Nuremberg will be easier as there will be all those payroll records for the ICE goons. No need to wonder who was behind the face masks.
I believe him. They will definitely out in-breed us. Damn cousin humpers.
And confiscate all of the families holdings as “proceeds of a criminal enterprise”.
Following the pattern of “every accusation is a confession” I can only imagine his level of self hate.
I'm sure all the MAGA supporters will accuse the grand jury of being lazy and just loafing around.
And all the MAGAts who receive tariff rebate checks would experience INTAXICATION. That's the short lived euphoria you get when you receive a tax refund. It only lasts until you realize it was YOUR MONEY in the first place.
Well the orange turd did say he was going to clean up DC. What was it Bush said “Mission Accomplished”
Now you’re just teasing us.
Respectfully? Ah, I think that means he would get a new pair of knee pads for the occasion.
So they get screwed on admission as well.
I believe they have named a medical condition after her - Resting Huckabee Face. Sad.
Update: they did slightly lower the volume of their crappy music. Nicely done.
Perhaps he will chew his own head off to escape.
POST THIS EVERYWHERE EVERY DAY! Epstein survivors will be having press conference on Sept 3rd!!! The news conference is scheduled to take place at the House Triangle in Washington, D.C., at 10:30 a.m. ET on September 3 SPREAD THE WORD!
Trump would have a stroke if someone nominated Melania for a Nobel for that letter. He’d completely lose it.
Here's a suggestion guaranteed to give the orange despot a burst blood vessel. Gavin Newsom should nominate Melania for a Nobel for the letter she wrote to Putin. The ketchup carnage would be epic!
They need to ban leg hold traps. That’s how she got #3 and #4.
To be fair he does have the highest “doesn’t approve” rating.
Shock. Dismay. Say it ain’t so.
Well done. My wife and I wore masks all through the pandemic even though we were vaccinated and kept up all the boosters. It was our way of supporting the immune compromised in society and was never a burden. Caring and respect seldom is.
I admit that I feel bad for some of the average Americans that supported the 🍊💩. There is an organization made up of former maga called leavingmaga.org that can help them work their way out.
If it’s so bad for the left wing and democrat billionaires then why are they against releasing the files? (rhetorical of course)
Headline should read "Former D-List Actor Runs Out of Money - Embraces Fascism, Greed and Bigotry".
Of course Epstein knew her she was part of his clearout of "older" stock to make way for the new arrivals.
Only politicians who are actively engaged in corrupt behaviour would vote against rules to limit that behaviour.
They’re not bigoted. Maybe they are kosher and won’t serve pigs.
It’s now the hipocritic oath.
Vile and disgusting. Sadly, very few of his GOP support base will be shocked or offended by this.
He's probably just waiting for the FBI and DOJ to finish scrubbing references to him from the files.
So petty he has others cheat for him.
These “media” bros are just going where the money is. Exactly like they were doing when it was profitable to be all in with Felon47’s lying scams.
Well done.
If you can't put the pieces together by now, we can't help you.
Correct me if I'm wrong (I don't it) but counselling someone to lie to the courts is called suborning perjury and it's a felony. This deal with Maxwell is bs.
#sorrynotsorry
Sounds right.
I think in support of Candace we should start a Go F$ck You account.
We could call him Scroope McDumbF$ck
I just checked and I have zero fucks left to give him.
That’s an excellent point.
He doesn’t even have a 90% approval rating among guests at mar a lago.
🤣🤣
Stay tuned. It could be the Series Finale. Congress is currently voting on cancelling the series.
Breaking: a second pause in your doom scrolling for the day. Our 4pm happy hour drinks on the patio included a bonus today. Fresh blueberries from our garden. That’s it. That’s the post. Enjoy your day.
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Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦🦦
Well Felon47 would be the expert on revolting.
I’m counting on a vigorous and thorough Nuremberg II after this administration is torn down.
And they don’t care because murder only applies to killing people and the administration has made it clear that they don’t see immigrants as people. It’s 1939 again.
Honestly, the Nobel prize isn't given out to those who only do good for the sake of winning the award. The award is given in recognition of the good works done without expectation of winning a Nobel.
And another 20% being sucked up by crypto miners.
I don't know. It looks a little familiar. Remember Dino from the Flintstones?
This is NOT an appropriate way to contact anyone on this platform form. I am reporting your account and blocking you.
Sadly he has pissed off his former allies and we (Canadians) have other markets that welcome our oil without the threats and disrespect.
Oh Fuck No
Yes and according to CNN Iran says nope.
Sadly I think we are overdue for these ICE thugs to encounter a constitutionally armed 2a supporter. I am amazed it hasn’t happened yet.
I hear his first order was that all lawn clippings at the WH must be double bagged. For national security reasons of course.
You could look on your profile under blocked accounts and unblock him temporarily if you wanted to.
I did a search on that ID and it is the supposedly the leading blocked account on Bluesky.
I would love to see the ICE version of Dude, where’s my car.
Can we start with Miller’s wife?
He ignores intelligence because he has no experience in that area.
Bombing to ensure peace is like f*cking to ensure virginity.
I find it ironically amusing that there are so many high up GOP officials that are married to immigrants and they all have a hardon for wanting immigrants deported.
A fine public service. Thank you.
So what he’s saying is that the only thing elected officials can’t resist is temptation. What a damning indictment and self own.
They got all they wanted from him. He’s of no further use so they will discard him. So on brand for the GOP
I wouldn't give them full province status on day one. Perhaps we just add them as a new territory first. Then we upgrade the existing territories first.
Probably choked on her own bile. Thoughts and prayers.
She made it clear in the pre-nup. Touching costs extra.
They should rename Presidents’ Day to No Kings Day.
Louie Louie - Richard Berry. Probably
I don’t think there are enough Academy Awards to cover all those award winning performances.
Amazing
I'm not religious but... from your lips to god's ear.
Share this. It’s why the White House demanding ABC get rid of Terry Moran. Moran has been suspended. What Moran said is accurate and true. Make sure his post makes the rounds.
One can only hope (and hope is a precious commodity) that the parade is the only reason for the tanks and that they are removed from DC after this abomination of a spectacle. I don't trust this administration to not see this as a means to introduce a militarized presence into the capitol.
A #Trumpsterfire.
Look at that expression. It screams I have so much self doubt and hatred.
To paraphrase the AG - “He will have a fair trial after which he will be returned to hell to continue his sentence”. No prejudging the outcome at all.
Lesson learned here is to never deposit real money with a stablecoin issuer. Just always smart to avoid ponzy schemes anyway.
Or just make him pay for it personally (difficult I know)
They just haven’t finished redacting all references to him from the files. It takes some doing to fabricate someone else vile enough to put in the files in his place.
I believe Leon calls that kind of decommissioning as “spontaneous unscheduled rapid disassembly”
The answer may be in who the “agents” are. I’m still looking for citations on the post earlier that said puppy killer Barbie is hiring J6 thugs who got pardons.
Are we sure they’re actually ICE. I mean they aren’t wearing masks to hide their identity.
SA. They’re not sending their best.
Of course. We all know the 3 quickest ways to get a message to Putin is 1) Telephone 2) Telegram and 3) Tell Felon47.
I hope on June 14 anyone/everyone in DC shows up for his little pants parade dressed in a TACO theme. I would love to see this slogan repeated at least as many time as the Brandon one was.
I have long avoided NYT, WAPO, WSJ, CNN and MSNBC. With reputable journalists going solo I find their coverage to more even and following them separately divorces me from the feeling of corporate news as a business.
Since we're all going to die anyway perhaps she can go first.
Dangerous level of incompetence.