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Christopher Nelson

@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social

We’re all in this together

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s so funny

31/8/2025, 3:33:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Bless your heart. Don’t deride homosexuality. Have a lovely day.

30/8/2025, 3:01:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Choose your words better. Perception is reality.

30/8/2025, 6:09:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

I love him.

30/8/2025, 6:08:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣

30/8/2025, 12:25:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣

30/8/2025, 12:25:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Her undoing was certainly a self-inflicted wound. She’s taking the easy way out.

29/8/2025, 11:12:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Hoo-Ray! She probably gonna die. But seriously… the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t know. There’s a lot of shitty Republicans in Iowa who could replace her.

29/8/2025, 4:18:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t deride homosexuality.

29/8/2025, 4:16:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Mike knows all about manipulation. Shitler plays him every day.

29/8/2025, 4:14:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

God help us all. Fuckwit II.

29/8/2025, 1:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

You can say that again.

29/8/2025, 1:35:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

AI sucks. Always. 24/7.

28/8/2025, 9:56:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

If you are attributing this to Carl Sagan, please provide a cite. Where, when and in what context? Where else can this be found?

28/8/2025, 9:54:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not the plan.

28/8/2025, 9:51:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

No, they would not, because Kanye West doesn’t like Black people.

28/8/2025, 9:43:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

d) …typically obtuse

28/8/2025, 9:30:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Baseball Hall of Famer Robin Yount, as well as longtime Major Leaguer Robin Ventura, who charged Nolan Ryan, would like a word.

28/8/2025, 5:45:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

By “disingenuous,” he means her boss, right?

28/8/2025, 5:42:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

No, no. None taken. I appreciate you keeping me grounded.

28/8/2025, 5:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, so it’s a stretch, Pete. I’m trying to engage here. But yes, I was among those who thought Hendricks had an edge. Yee, Gawds, was I wrong. One of the reasons this has been a fun season.

28/8/2025, 1:32:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Similar to 2013 - Hanrahan, Bailey, Tazawa … Koji

28/8/2025, 1:12:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Madden (@maddenifico.bsky.social) reposted

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is spot-fucking-on. 🎯🎯🎯👇

27/8/2025, 4:32:21 PM | 220 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Same?

27/8/2025, 5:49:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, Jan.

27/8/2025, 12:44:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

A $50,000 signing bonus for this BS.

27/8/2025, 12:41:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

A No. 2 starter at the deadline would have been nice, but Gio’s success is why it wasn’t imperative.

27/8/2025, 12:37:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Let them eat cake

26/8/2025, 7:11:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a one sentence story: Swift and Kelce agree to wed. Next!

26/8/2025, 7:09:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Sycophantic Lutnick is quite a change from the Lutnick who ruthlessly orchestrated his takeover of CF. What a spineless dick.

26/8/2025, 7:05:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Governor, you are welcome in my home any time. It would be my honor to prepare a meal to share with you over wine and conversation at my table. Thank you for your work.

26/8/2025, 3:21:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like Trump is Miller’s lackey

25/8/2025, 10:25:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Unconstitutional

25/8/2025, 10:25:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Gruman (@opus1993.bsky.social) reposted

💯

25/8/2025, 9:53:02 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

People are saying…

25/8/2025, 10:22:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Mose 🐂 💩 from Stephen Miller

25/8/2025, 10:22:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

People are saying…

25/8/2025, 6:05:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not sure who should be saltier over a relocation, North Stars fans or Whalers fans.

25/8/2025, 6:03:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

No Dino Ciccarelli Dinoburger?

25/8/2025, 6:00:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

One of sports’ best logos

25/8/2025, 5:58:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Gaz-a-Logo

25/8/2025, 5:35:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

So, so obtuse

25/8/2025, 5:32:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn’t say that, and I didn’t imply that.

25/8/2025, 5:31:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

And that’s why the Yankees are going nowhere.

25/8/2025, 3:52:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

The four stooges

25/8/2025, 3:50:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

So president 💩 4 🧠 hates the constitution

25/8/2025, 3:47:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Good little lickspittle, JD.

24/8/2025, 11:28:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

The cruelty is the point.

23/8/2025, 6:41:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

No one wants to be a cop.

23/8/2025, 6:40:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social)

Ingraham either too dumb or too entitled to know she’s now complicit.

23/8/2025, 5:02:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Saganism (@sagan.bsky.social) reposted

“Those who seek power at any price detect a societal weakness, a fear that they can ride into office. It could be ethnic differences, as it was then, perhaps different amounts of melanin in the skin; different philosophies or religions; or maybe it’s drug use, violent crime, economic crisis, school prayer, or “desecrating” (literally, making unholy) the flag. Whatever the problem, the quick fix is to shave a little freedom off the Bill of Rights.” ― Carl Sagan
23/8/2025, 4:35:53 PM | 316 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is they?

23/8/2025, 4:59:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Supply and DEMAND

23/8/2025, 4:58:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

For God’s sake I hope they don’t find out about McDowell’s.

23/8/2025, 4:08:15 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

My name is Captain Dylan Blaha, and this message is for members of the National Guard across the USA. I've served in the Illinois Army National Guard for over 12 years, including a deployment to Afghanistan and three years on active duty in Europe. What's going on right now is not normal.

23/8/2025, 10:38:00 AM | 10600 5411 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social)

It’s been going on for decades.

23/8/2025, 4:03:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social)

America’s mayor. I might consider moving to New York.

23/8/2025, 4:00:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

With this administration, it’s Marshall Law

23/8/2025, 3:57:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

The party of small government

23/8/2025, 3:56:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Rent-a-cops. Most of those fuckwits couldn’t get a job mopping floors.

23/8/2025, 3:41:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Next question, when (if) Don leaves office, he plans to assume ownership of that 10%, right?

22/8/2025, 9:22:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness, Don’s presence in DC represents a national emergency

22/8/2025, 9:20:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

And unnecessary.

22/8/2025, 9:18:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is fascism

22/8/2025, 9:17:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to see the warrant and I want to know what judge approved it. If they cited exigencies, what were they?

22/8/2025, 6:53:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. This stuff today with Bolton is fully outrageous.

22/8/2025, 6:51:35 PM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Kankakee

22/8/2025, 5:49:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

He has an Ivan Drago kind of aura. (Pre-Rocky bout, that is)

22/8/2025, 5:30:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a lucky man. I adore her. Had I known her in college, I would have been incapable of speaking in complete sentences.

22/8/2025, 5:28:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

It was epic in its subtlety. Very nuanced. “You may go now, pitcher. I am done with you.”

22/8/2025, 5:27:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring it, Shitler. Let’s see how it works out for you.

22/8/2025, 5:24:29 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

That said, given the way the Yankees tend to do things, it’s consistent.

22/8/2025, 12:11:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

The intellectual dishonesty in the legacy media the last two decades is embarrassing

22/8/2025, 12:08:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democratic

22/8/2025, 12:05:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Good points. Worst offenders are SCOTUS quartet of Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch. I still think it’s counterproductive.

21/8/2025, 7:42:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we stop noting which president nominated the judges. It undermines the legitimacy and independence of the judiciary.

21/8/2025, 7:08:30 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

J.D. doesn’t want to have to explain to his kids his role in rising poverty in the U.S.

21/8/2025, 7:06:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

You should not have to live in a country where some bag of pucks like J.D. Vance is vice president. It’s not illegal to be poor.

21/8/2025, 7:04:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

J.D. talkin’ bout Marshall Law.

21/8/2025, 6:20:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shalise manza young (@shalisemyoung.bsky.social) reposted

no one is free until we’re all free. period.

21/8/2025, 2:50:37 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wypipoz

21/8/2025, 6:17:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wypipoz

21/8/2025, 6:17:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Lack of progress” is what’s going on in her brain.

21/8/2025, 2:11:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Nelson (@iamkanyetwitty.bsky.social) reply parent

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

21/8/2025, 2:07:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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image
21/8/2025, 2:03:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guess who dozed off?

21/8/2025, 3:16:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To the surprise of no one.

21/8/2025, 3:14:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But no data

21/8/2025, 3:11:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really don’t need to see Jerry Jones

21/8/2025, 3:09:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tami who?

21/8/2025, 3:07:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would piss on his shoes. While he’s wearing them.

21/8/2025, 3:06:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vagrancy is not a crime

21/8/2025, 1:44:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don obviously taking his marching orders from Stephen “Goebbels” Miller.

19/8/2025, 8:33:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday, Molly

19/8/2025, 8:32:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don obviously taking his marching orders from Stephen “Goebbels” Miller.

19/8/2025, 8:31:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lisa, please don’t debase yourself like this ever again.

19/8/2025, 8:30:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kari Lake is badly in need of therapy

19/8/2025, 2:21:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unlawful restraint

19/8/2025, 5:49:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unlawful restraint. Felony.

19/8/2025, 1:00:56 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unlawful restraint. Felony.

19/8/2025, 1:00:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view