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Dude looks like death warmed over.

Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

That's next week's EO.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I will not stand idly by and let you insult pistachios.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

What is this crap?

NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump’s rumored death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s health

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

The same people who complained about egg prices, thought Kamala laughed too much, and didn't think fascism would come for them. You know...morons.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Has Grok weighed in?

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like Jim Henson's Creature Shop rushed the job.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess Dean ain't so super.

NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

In this Ohio diner, cancer research is what astrologers do for people born in late June and July. But they do know this: President Trump's landslide 49% of the vote gives him a clear mandate to defund America's scientists.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, and don't save it for your book...Jake Tapper.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I was told Joe Biden had one foot in the grave, but hey, the price of eggs.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Paging Jake Tapper.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

My guess is Mikey resigns office after Republicans lose the House next year.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

This is good news for John McCain.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

The Speaker's heart is rotten.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't say.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Not great, Bob.

Jaime Harrison (@jaimeharrison.bsky.social) reposted

It never happens with GOP, but too damn often in our party folks try to build themselves up by tearing Dems down. You can demand better from us without pissing all over the house we’ve built together. I’m sick of it. If you make a name for yourself by trashing the party, I’m calling you out.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

We're doomed.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

That's worse than concerned.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess Joe Biden's America was not the hell-hole promised by Donald and the media based on consumer reports on restaurant dining.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Susan Collins to protesters: You're making me concerned. You won't like me when I'm concerned.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we great yet?

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess the sandwich wasn't ham.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

One ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm reminded of David Lynch's Dune and the scene involving the Baron's doctor.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Oof.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I also blame the West Wing. Preachy and overrated.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

What could go wrong?

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, manatees, you had a good run.

Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Pritzker: Over the last four years, we have seen homicides drop in half. That’s something the President should pay attention to. I know he doesn’t read but I know he watches TV so perhaps if someone from Fox or Newsmax is here

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's why this is bad news for Joe Biden.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

While we're at it, Kristen should ask Hillbilly Couch Whisperer why he wears eyeliner.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

"It's complicated" is code for "I don't know what I'm talking about."

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy is the Vice President of the United States.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell that to Jake Tapper.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats are doing it wrong.

NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Trump's splotchy hand and swollen ankles raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Garcia: So this release today is meant to distract from the broader question of why Pam Bondi and Donald Trump refused to release the full Epstein files.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's make it simple: If Donald is the choir boy Maxwell portrays him as, then release the Epstein Files.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does the media pretend Donald is sane?

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

The egg voters are awfully quiet.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Does John Bolton have a copy of the Epstein Files?

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Memo to Dems: Say the seven words you can't say on television.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like the 70s, minus the bellbottoms and polyester.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Bull.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

That's why we elevated a crazy person to the highest office in the land so we can avoid passing said crazy person on the streets.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Because only Republicans may rig the game.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

JD hot for Putin: Eww.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

What a dweeb.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not an economist or business expert, but shouldn't Target restore its DEI initiatives?

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Trump was also president in 2020. Coincidence?

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

It must be the stench.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure this is what Mick Jagger meant when he sang "Paint it Black."

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

The word "sensible" is doing a lot of work in this statement.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they're shy Republicans.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, Biden-Harris supported legislation that put a cap on insulin prices, but vibes.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

New Selena Now.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe two of those wars are the cola wars and formula wars.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, this has been the longest 24 hours. It feels like 7 months since Trump declared he'd end the war in Ukraine.

Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

They might be making Trump mad, but Newsom has been throwing these at the press -- if you think these are beneath my office, why don't you say that when the president does the same thing? He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Rubio: The president says a lot of things.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

That's because Francis Underwood was good at his job. Amoral, yes, but competent, nevertheless.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

If Tapper was a real journalist (I know), he would say, "I'll clear the entire hour for your answer."

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans no longer get to accuse Democrats of appeasement.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll take "What is dementia?" for $800.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't mind me: I'll be in the corner screaming into a pillow.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe it's called projection.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

We'll have a deal in...two weeks.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

When you've lost Fox...

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

But Biden was old.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

It's called the weave.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Grifters gonna gift.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I just ate too.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Spoiler alert.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine giving him a sobriety test.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump: Give me the Nobel Peace Prize, or I drop the bomb. MSM: This is the day Donald Trump became the peacemaker.

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

I blame the egg voters.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they're grossly incompetent and know it?

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, Sela's scheme was more imaginative than whatever Trump is doing.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin to Trump: I'll get back to you in two weeks.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

America screwed the pooch last election.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Boy, Donald is going to have to occupy Mayberry to change the subject from Epstein.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Such an alpha.

Barack Obama (@barackobama.bsky.social) reposted

Since we passed the Affordable Care Act, Republicans have tried over and over to repeal it. And over and over, they’ve failed — in part because millions of people now depend on the ACA for quality, affordable health care.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

And the money kept rolling in...

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Best of luck to the Teamsters. They're gonna need it.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if that president's name rhymes with Riden.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

This is either frightening or hilarious depending on one's point of view.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

We are if Alaska is in the toss-up column next year.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Every day is TACO Tuesday.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

We can go higher.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

We are not going to get something out of this.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

He seems nice.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh-huh...now do Trump.

jsross.bsky.social (@jsross.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump hires the best people.