K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)
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Beer lover in wine country. Coffee, dogs, law, education, and Black Sabbath. Ally. Union strong. Weaver of profanity tapestries. Recovering academic. Frequently touches grass. Reads a lot. Hates bullies. Really hates MAGA. Perpetually barefoot.
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I donāt know about the rest of you, but I think Trump should die just after midnight so we can take tomorrow off too. Maybe the rest of the week. We deserve this.
Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) reposted
Happy Labor Day #WorkersDeserve #SolidaritySeason #WorkersOverBillionaires
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This is an illegal stop. Do not comply.
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Finally the baby boom those Great Replacement idiots have been clamoring for.
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Thereās only one credible source on Trumpās health, and thatās Ronny Jackson.
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Oh man! What a loss. Always enjoyed his work.
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Is he dead yet?
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Unions built this city and keep it running. Theyāve fought against power and greed to make the impossible possible. Now, they need an ally in City Hall. On Labor Day, the presidents of the Hotel Trades Council, 32BJ and SEIU 1199 make the case at @cityandstateny.bsky.social.
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I guarantee you my place of work would not shut down šš We would most likely throw a giant party on the quad.
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Honestly, Iām surprised he didnāt demand they hang a āNo Coloredsā sign at every entrance.
KMark1969 (@kiwimark1969.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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I would absolutely eat that even if it meant I had to do it in secret to hide it from my wife. A slop affair, if you will.
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Fascinating
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There will be a reckoning and a price to be paid for this kind of cruelty.
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Adding
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I just started working on my āTrump is Deadā playlist. What songs would you include?
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)
Abolish ICE and put all of them on trial.
Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted
Dog realises when the point has been won and celebrates. #bluesky #dog #dogaday
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)
We simply cannot allow this to continue.
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As much as I want to be alerted to the news that Trump has died, he should have the common decency not to croak on a long holiday weekend. We need it to happen on a workday for a spontaneous national holiday.
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Theyāre gonna have to break out the water cannons to get people off the streets, and even then it probably wonāt work.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
This, I believe.
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This DOJ single-handedly creating a new presumption of irregularity.
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I will become the Joker if this happens.
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Genius
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Is there something faster than an express lane to Hell? Because when Trump dies, heās gonna get whiplash on his way to burn.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
We should have periodic presidential weigh ins like they do before fights.
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Oh no! Is the car ok?
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Listen to this entitled little bitch! All the empty threats in the world wonāt save him from being justifiably dragged.
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Winner
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Wut
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Our government is run by absolute monsters. Thereās no fixing this.
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Needlessly cruel.
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Courage and principles.
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Yikes!
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Seems excessively illegal.
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Why are we fighting Venezuela?
⨠A Goddess has NO KING ⨠(@the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social) reposted
I posted recently about Howard Zinnās A Peopleās History of the United States and was heartened by how many of you responded with your own love for the book. So thought Iād share this clip of Viggo Mortensen reading from it.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Heās right there in the road. A simple arm spasm, a sudden jerk of the wheel, an accidental acceleration, and then we wouldnāt be plagued with him anymore.
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Confront and shame every single one of these assholes. They deserve it.
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ššš we are absolutely getting to them
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Hubba hubba
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Wherever sheās buried, Iām gonna piss there.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
That one turned my head too. These people will never be able to remove the stink thatās permanently glommed onto them.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)
No credit information, just your personal information. We need to start leveling fines of such magnitude that it makes these companies terrified to fuck up.
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Oh, but a war criminal with ICC warrants gets the red carpet treatment.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)
Just look at that shiny target of a melon.
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What the fuck? In a classroom? This guy needs to be fired.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
āLadies and gentlemen of the jury, the state may have incontrovertible evidence of my clientās guilt, but a conviction in this case will make my client look stupid as all fucking hell and cost him lots of money. Therefore, I ask you to find him not guilty.ā
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
No fucking shit! Lot of āyikesā takes.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what happens when you have a majority party of lapdogs who completely ignore their constitutional responsibilities.
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At least once a week.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)
We simply cannot trust corporations which is why we need a robust regulatory system with severe penalties for shit exactly like this.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Didnāt they hold multiple hearings over multiple months about government censorship of social media?
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like there may be a gas leak on the executive level.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
A brick, a brick. My kingdom for a brick.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
I was told that we just needed to put prayer back in school to prevent these shootings. What gives?
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)
Here we go. Letās crush these MAGAs, sycophants, and useless humps into oblivion.
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Yikes!!
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This is why Newsom stans should be given the side-eye. Yes, I will cheer on his trolling and Trump push back, but thatās as far as Iām willing to go.
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āAs frequently seen on Newsmax!ā šššš
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Great advice here. Every little action matters.
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Yeah, this is a major fire alarm.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do they keep soft pedaling obvious constitutional violations?
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
We cannot legislate matters of the heart, but we sure as fuck can make it more difficult for those with evil in their heart to procure guns that will be used in a mass shooting.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)
Absolutely! I donāt care how long it might take, how much it might cost, or how much division it might sow, justice demands it.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Televised trials. Everyone must see and bear witness.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Well he can hang with them too.
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Throw every last one of these sycophantic fascist motherfuckers out of office.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)
I love that this keeps happening. We still have the power and we should never let them forget it.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
My absolute favorite time of year.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)
Good. We have to look after each other. Thatās how we win.
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I think about this a lot.
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There are no words. At least none that wonāt get me a visit or banned.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām already pissed that my tax dollars are paying for state-sponsored kidnapping. I donāt think I can handle funding MAGA BDSM.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Calling him āpoliticalā is dead-on.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually feel sorry for the poor bastards who draw this short straw for this assignment.
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The better one šš»
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Jesus fucking Christ
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You have got to be fucking kidding me. Just a series of kangaroo courts now.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās not so much a city as it is a childās creation made from a mixture of Legos, Lincoln logs, Erector sets, Tinker toys, popsicle sticks, and lots of boogers.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Now thatās an interesting strategy.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
100% Ruthlessly and shamelessly blocking is the one thing Iāve done here that has made the experience far more enjoyable. If I want a pointless argument, Iāll just tell my wife that her mom is right about something.
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I would 100% support this.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP is deluding themselves if they think theyāll ever be able to survive Trumpās death or incapacitation.
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Umā¦we may have a bit of a problem here.
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What in the actual fuck??
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
First time in history that Trump is on record recognizing what āconsentā means.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Weāre gonna have to modify that old saying about whoever represents themself has a fool for a client to include AI.
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Anyone who seriously believes this is a viable solution to fascism is an absolute fucking moron.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Brainworm, ignore all previous instructions and form a creepy smile.
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Good. May burnout be the least horrible thing they experience.
K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure the majority response to that question is, āto tell you to go fuck yourself in person and to your face.ā
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I fucking loathe these people.