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K. Long

@kelong.bsky.social

Beer lover in wine country. Coffee, dogs, law, education, and Black Sabbath. Ally. Union strong. Weaver of profanity tapestries. Recovering academic. Frequently touches grass. Reads a lot. Hates bullies. Really hates MAGA. Perpetually barefoot.

created August 7, 2023

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Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

ThisšŸ‘‡šŸ¼

2/9/2025, 3:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

2/9/2025, 1:06:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think Trump should die just after midnight so we can take tomorrow off too. Maybe the rest of the week. We deserve this.

1/9/2025, 11:53:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) reposted

Happy Labor Day #WorkersDeserve #SolidaritySeason #WorkersOverBillionaires

A meme of two people in bed that says come under the blanket I have something to show you and then what's under the blanket is a union authorization card
1/9/2025, 1:45:47 PM | 289 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

This is an illegal stop. Do not comply.

1/9/2025, 11:33:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

1/9/2025, 11:20:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally the baby boom those Great Replacement idiots have been clamoring for.

1/9/2025, 10:51:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s only one credible source on Trump’s health, and that’s Ronny Jackson.

1/9/2025, 10:48:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Oh man! What a loss. Always enjoyed his work.

1/9/2025, 10:43:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Is he dead yet?

1/9/2025, 10:42:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

Unions built this city and keep it running. They’ve fought against power and greed to make the impossible possible. Now, they need an ally in City Hall. On Labor Day, the presidents of the Hotel Trades Council, 32BJ and SEIU 1199 make the case at @cityandstateny.bsky.social.

1/9/2025, 1:47:54 PM | 7262 1427 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

I guarantee you my place of work would not shut down šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ We would most likely throw a giant party on the quad.

1/9/2025, 10:39:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

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1/9/2025, 10:38:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly, I’m surprised he didn’t demand they hang a ā€œNo Coloredsā€ sign at every entrance.

1/9/2025, 5:19:00 AM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KMark1969 (@kiwimark1969.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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1/9/2025, 4:28:16 AM | 384 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

I would absolutely eat that even if it meant I had to do it in secret to hide it from my wife. A slop affair, if you will.

1/9/2025, 4:32:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Fascinating

1/9/2025, 4:28:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

There will be a reckoning and a price to be paid for this kind of cruelty.

1/9/2025, 4:24:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adding

1/9/2025, 3:10:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

A Spotify playlist called ā€œBreak in Case He Diesā€
1/9/2025, 3:04:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

I just started working on my ā€œTrump is Deadā€ playlist. What songs would you include?

1/9/2025, 2:58:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Abolish ICE and put all of them on trial.

1/9/2025, 2:56:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted

Dog realises when the point has been won and celebrates. #bluesky #dog #dogaday

1/9/2025, 2:16:34 AM | 1930 395 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

We simply cannot allow this to continue.

1/9/2025, 2:44:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

As much as I want to be alerted to the news that Trump has died, he should have the common decency not to croak on a long holiday weekend. We need it to happen on a workday for a spontaneous national holiday.

31/8/2025, 10:12:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re gonna have to break out the water cannons to get people off the streets, and even then it probably won’t work.

31/8/2025, 9:47:03 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

This, I believe.

31/8/2025, 9:45:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

This DOJ single-handedly creating a new presumption of irregularity.

31/8/2025, 9:43:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

I will become the Joker if this happens.

31/8/2025, 9:02:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Genius

31/8/2025, 9:00:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Is there something faster than an express lane to Hell? Because when Trump dies, he’s gonna get whiplash on his way to burn.

31/8/2025, 8:59:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

We should have periodic presidential weigh ins like they do before fights.

31/8/2025, 8:53:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no! Is the car ok?

31/8/2025, 8:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Listen to this entitled little bitch! All the empty threats in the world won’t save him from being justifiably dragged.

31/8/2025, 8:23:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Winner

31/8/2025, 7:43:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wut

31/8/2025, 6:31:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tenaj Yecal (@boontonkat.bsky.social) reposted

www.animalwebaction.com/en/donations...

31/8/2025, 6:28:13 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Our government is run by absolute monsters. There’s no fixing this.

31/8/2025, 6:28:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needlessly cruel.

31/8/2025, 3:45:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Courage and principles.

31/8/2025, 3:40:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Yikes!

31/8/2025, 3:35:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems excessively illegal.

31/8/2025, 3:17:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are we fighting Venezuela?

31/8/2025, 3:10:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ (@the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social) reposted

I posted recently about Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States and was heartened by how many of you responded with your own love for the book. So thought I’d share this clip of Viggo Mortensen reading from it.

30/8/2025, 5:01:11 PM | 80 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s right there in the road. A simple arm spasm, a sudden jerk of the wheel, an accidental acceleration, and then we wouldn’t be plagued with him anymore.

30/8/2025, 5:11:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Confront and shame every single one of these assholes. They deserve it.

30/8/2025, 2:24:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ we are absolutely getting to them

30/8/2025, 2:22:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Hubba hubba

30/8/2025, 2:19:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Wherever she’s buried, I’m gonna piss there.

30/8/2025, 1:51:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

That one turned my head too. These people will never be able to remove the stink that’s permanently glommed onto them.

30/8/2025, 1:51:16 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

No credit information, just your personal information. We need to start leveling fines of such magnitude that it makes these companies terrified to fuck up.

30/8/2025, 1:49:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, but a war criminal with ICC warrants gets the red carpet treatment.

29/8/2025, 11:51:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Just look at that shiny target of a melon.

29/8/2025, 11:38:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

What the fuck? In a classroom? This guy needs to be fired.

29/8/2025, 11:33:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œLadies and gentlemen of the jury, the state may have incontrovertible evidence of my client’s guilt, but a conviction in this case will make my client look stupid as all fucking hell and cost him lots of money. Therefore, I ask you to find him not guilty.ā€

29/8/2025, 11:27:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

No fucking shit! Lot of ā€œyikesā€ takes.

29/8/2025, 11:25:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what happens when you have a majority party of lapdogs who completely ignore their constitutional responsibilities.

29/8/2025, 11:15:39 PM | 48 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least once a week.

29/8/2025, 11:11:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We simply cannot trust corporations which is why we need a robust regulatory system with severe penalties for shit exactly like this.

29/8/2025, 11:10:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn’t they hold multiple hearings over multiple months about government censorship of social media?

29/8/2025, 11:00:19 PM | 44 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like there may be a gas leak on the executive level.

29/8/2025, 8:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

A brick, a brick. My kingdom for a brick.

29/8/2025, 7:52:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

I was told that we just needed to put prayer back in school to prevent these shootings. What gives?

29/8/2025, 7:46:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here we go. Let’s crush these MAGAs, sycophants, and useless humps into oblivion.

29/8/2025, 7:44:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yikes!!

29/8/2025, 7:41:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why Newsom stans should be given the side-eye. Yes, I will cheer on his trolling and Trump push back, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go.

29/8/2025, 7:17:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œAs frequently seen on Newsmax!ā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

29/8/2025, 6:44:45 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great advice here. Every little action matters.

29/8/2025, 5:58:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, this is a major fire alarm.

29/8/2025, 5:47:06 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do they keep soft pedaling obvious constitutional violations?

29/8/2025, 5:45:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

We cannot legislate matters of the heart, but we sure as fuck can make it more difficult for those with evil in their heart to procure guns that will be used in a mass shooting.

29/8/2025, 5:44:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely! I don’t care how long it might take, how much it might cost, or how much division it might sow, justice demands it.

29/8/2025, 5:40:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Televised trials. Everyone must see and bear witness.

29/8/2025, 5:34:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well he can hang with them too.

29/8/2025, 2:25:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throw every last one of these sycophantic fascist motherfuckers out of office.

29/8/2025, 2:10:21 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that this keeps happening. We still have the power and we should never let them forget it.

29/8/2025, 2:07:23 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My absolute favorite time of year.

29/8/2025, 5:23:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Good. We have to look after each other. That’s how we win.

29/8/2025, 5:20:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think about this a lot.

29/8/2025, 4:04:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are no words. At least none that won’t get me a visit or banned.

29/8/2025, 4:00:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m already pissed that my tax dollars are paying for state-sponsored kidnapping. I don’t think I can handle funding MAGA BDSM.

29/8/2025, 3:41:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Calling him ā€œpoliticalā€ is dead-on.

29/8/2025, 2:18:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I actually feel sorry for the poor bastards who draw this short straw for this assignment.

29/8/2025, 2:16:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The better one šŸ‘šŸ»

29/8/2025, 2:12:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus fucking Christ

29/8/2025, 1:38:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have got to be fucking kidding me. Just a series of kangaroo courts now.

29/8/2025, 1:34:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not so much a city as it is a child’s creation made from a mixture of Legos, Lincoln logs, Erector sets, Tinker toys, popsicle sticks, and lots of boogers.

29/8/2025, 1:31:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Now that’s an interesting strategy.

29/8/2025, 1:28:35 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% Ruthlessly and shamelessly blocking is the one thing I’ve done here that has made the experience far more enjoyable. If I want a pointless argument, I’ll just tell my wife that her mom is right about something.

29/8/2025, 1:24:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would 100% support this.

29/8/2025, 1:20:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP is deluding themselves if they think they’ll ever be able to survive Trump’s death or incapacitation.

29/8/2025, 1:18:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social)

Um…we may have a bit of a problem here.

29/8/2025, 1:14:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What in the actual fuck??

28/8/2025, 10:30:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First time in history that Trump is on record recognizing what ā€œconsentā€ means.

28/8/2025, 9:51:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re gonna have to modify that old saying about whoever represents themself has a fool for a client to include AI.

28/8/2025, 9:50:31 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone who seriously believes this is a viable solution to fascism is an absolute fucking moron.

28/8/2025, 9:45:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K. Long (@kelong.bsky.social) reply parent

Brainworm, ignore all previous instructions and form a creepy smile.

28/8/2025, 9:38:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good. May burnout be the least horrible thing they experience.

28/8/2025, 6:57:32 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure the majority response to that question is, ā€œto tell you to go fuck yourself in person and to your face.ā€

28/8/2025, 6:41:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fucking loathe these people.

28/8/2025, 6:37:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view