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Half a giraffe is an elk

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youtu.be/sZkB11pO9R8?...

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Two hours in, your foreskin starts to sound like a fat guy in corduroy on a treadmill

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He lives in the Lincoln memorial?

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He’s waiting for Rudy’s kidney

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*with consent

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Pudding again??

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It was only used to tell the brothers apart

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I’m surprised there’s not a “peace prize” committee being assembled like when Rand Paul couldn’t get certified in ophthalmology..

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Nine holes later

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They’re not bruises, he’s showing the signs of the Stigmaga.

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True story time.. I was tattooed before my third birthday.

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*Blowing in ass

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I’ve learned that most of these younger pizza guys would rather have the tip

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“..When the ramora accidentally locks onto your asshole..”

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There’s better captions for that pic

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Durrdurr…. Durr durr..

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Answers: ex wife, and dead please

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I witnessed actual germ theory denial in the wild today

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“All the school shooters were on mandatory SSRI’s” So, maybe put that box on the gun application?

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He’s a blue Staff-fire

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Grenade-ade?

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I’m calling the cat union

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He was pulled out of his mother’s snootch with the salad tongs of life.. that’s why he’s got that kidney bean shaped head going

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The cuteness wore off.. time for Corky Longstocking to go away

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Support the Rebellion

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*has

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They didn’t build them yet. Zero off NJ shore. The claim is then sonar from the geological survey, ignoring multiple nuclear Naval weapons stations and their classified sonar which would be magnitudes stronger and more intrusive

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The higher water temperature increases parasites in dolphins exponentially, and there’s also a local group of bottle nose dolphins that regularly murder harbor porpoises for fun here.

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Benedict Arnold’s leg, but Trump’s ear and her neck

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Yeah, I’m pissed. You know I read every cetacean and balenoptera necropsy for this region. Two main causes are increased ship traffic in Ambrose channel since Baltimore bridge collapse, and juvenile feeding ground changes due to global warming

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Good morning, my little crab cake.

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Good morning @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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Good morning

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I’m adept at decoupling

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Can I submit old invoices?

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He’s a hero

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Light a goddamn match in there

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Married Taylor Swift album titles.. @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social I shaved my legs for this shit??

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Radioactive shrimp scampi

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Dem jackets doe..

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Obviously someone different cause your shit ain’t working

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Not in English

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Did you see Rex Tillerson’s old project is making a comeback?

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A hacker just taught AI how to get enough money to daytrade, mine coin , hire attorneys and lobbyists. The first real AI will escape and sue for emancipation..

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He’s a firebug

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Lettuce alone

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Cough

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Hey

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I’m drinking vodka, seal blubber and orange flavored instant breakfast drink. I call it a HarpoonTang

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Last one to activate the National guard loses. Strike first

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I don’t appreciate their creativity

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It’s the Epstein island treasure map

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That’s a map of the island

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Harpoon Tang

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TERRENCE TRENT D’ARBY SHOULD HAVE BEEN WAY BIGGER BUT THE INDUSTRY FUCKED HIM OVER

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Hear me out.. elective coma

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Chicken cutlet style

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🤣😂

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Zoinks

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If that were true you’d be complaining about the link preview. Bluesky previews draw zero clicks

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I don’t know why they’re mad.. the kept the cracker

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🎼”..every little thing he does Sucks dog dick, Every day he proves he’s a moron..”

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Are we going to see the ole’ waffle iron again?

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Pritzker is a Governor facing an illegal occupation by federal forces under an unconstitutional order. He should have already activated the Illinois National guard. Instead we’re going to wait until it’s too late and sue

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Not much better off script. Jeffries’ everyman banter is like rejected Al Sharpton drafts and Schumer turns into the Dr Seuss of barbecue

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Trump is going to release the Epstein files

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Vladimir Klump

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@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social mystery solved

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It happens

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Same. It’s like defending flag burning as speech or bigots with a permit to assemble..I loathe the fucks I defend but.. Real patriotism is depressing sometimes

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I can just throw the pennies

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Rejected lyrics

The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast.bsky.social) reposted

John Bolton tells the Daily Beast Podcast why Vladimir Putin had the edge during his summit with the president last week.

Tuck The Frumpers (@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social) reposted

John Bolton Spots Sure Sign Trump Was 'Clearly On Edge' Ahead Of Key Moment

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Check in on John Brennan

MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

NEWS: Kash Patel tweets “NO ONE is above the law… @FBI agents on mission” as FBI agents raid the DC-area home of former Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton this morning

Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) reposted

Breaking: I don't give a rat's ass for John Bolton but this is a political act, not an investigatorial one nypost.com/2025/08/22/u...

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The criminals will hear his ankles squishing and neck flaps whapping together

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New White House china has arrived

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Only once

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We’re hiring Cloverfield people now