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created November 26, 2023

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It’s too bad they can’t be confident about their policies. These tactics show they know they suck

1/9/2025, 11:42:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Ivanka is the greediest of all the kids. She’s just quiet about it. The two older boys will suffer greatly if the crypto market collapses

31/8/2025, 6:03:06 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is so sweet

31/8/2025, 4:56:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He paved over the Rose Garden, an act that perfectly symbolizes his policy

31/8/2025, 4:51:40 PM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have a point

31/8/2025, 4:45:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s already created a hell on earth for so many people

31/8/2025, 4:44:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, but he was just another crackpot then. Today he’s a crackpot with power

31/8/2025, 4:22:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And self-serving, as everything they do is

31/8/2025, 3:19:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like his kid is also driving herself to school

31/8/2025, 3:05:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one will celebrate harder than his wife and children

31/8/2025, 4:32:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he know that?

31/8/2025, 4:28:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg, this thread!

31/8/2025, 4:21:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He could have lived out his life quietly as just another Kennedy

30/8/2025, 10:22:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bullying has always worked for Trump so he doesn’t understand why he can’t bully his way into winning a Nobel Prize

30/8/2025, 3:48:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’ll happen in the next two weeks

30/8/2025, 4:25:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plus there’s always the power of positive thinking

30/8/2025, 4:23:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, we went five months barely seeing him and, all of a sudden, he’s everywhere

30/8/2025, 4:22:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like JD is plotting

30/8/2025, 4:21:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s touching up his eyeliner for sure

30/8/2025, 3:59:52 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty soon we’ll be fed K-Pop Demon Hunters 2, 3, and 4

30/8/2025, 3:42:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His mitochondria want to be set free

28/8/2025, 3:12:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“We’ve practiced on school before but never in the church.”

28/8/2025, 3:10:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was his point? Did he have a beef with Dairy Queen or his grandchildren?

28/8/2025, 2:42:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought his label said Charlie Kink

27/8/2025, 1:36:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s never nothing when it’s your baby. Give Leo hug from us

26/8/2025, 3:04:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These guys just can’t admit they were wrong about something

26/8/2025, 2:59:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump nods along, as if reuniting North and South Korea is in his skill set

25/8/2025, 10:10:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neither does Vance

25/8/2025, 10:09:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He seems awfully fragile, both physically and emotionally

25/8/2025, 8:03:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either way, the books are available in different formats

25/8/2025, 5:26:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most of the books can also be found at the public library, and they often have displays of banned books

25/8/2025, 2:00:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they should recruit his stuntman instead

24/8/2025, 3:20:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s even better in context, where you see it’s her reaction to her older sister freaking out over a surprise family trip to Disney World

23/8/2025, 4:21:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crescent Lake. Very cool about the Daryl Strawberry ball. Sunken Gardens had the best tacky gift shop, hands down.

23/8/2025, 4:18:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 4:12:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please tell me this is AI and he’s not really that dense

23/8/2025, 3:52:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a friend who read to his kids every morning while they were eating breakfast. Up through high school

23/8/2025, 3:41:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will ignore these orders. Now would be a good time to hold them accountable

23/8/2025, 3:40:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine is: Is he dead yet?

23/8/2025, 3:38:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fox forgot to pay their light bill again

23/8/2025, 3:31:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And that’s not even your biggest problem

23/8/2025, 3:28:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My sister lives in St Pete Beach so she may have seen this same rainbow

23/8/2025, 3:27:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My family lived in Shore Acres. Coffee Pot Blvd was very posh. I remember the mansion on that street that was wrapped with a giant red ribbon and bow one week because a guy had bought it for his wife for her birthday

23/8/2025, 3:26:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That only 2% reading to their children statistic shocks me.

23/8/2025, 3:19:44 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In their minds, billionaires ARE America. The rest of us are just the dumb peasants sucking them dry

23/8/2025, 3:16:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you. That’s beautiful

23/8/2025, 1:07:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This x 10

23/8/2025, 12:29:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll skip him for Ivanka.

22/8/2025, 11:55:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He really does. More than usual

22/8/2025, 11:11:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just wish they’d stop amassing more and more money

22/8/2025, 10:09:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our TV broke down when I was 7 and my parents didn’t get a new one till I’d left for college (my dad wanted to watch Monty Python). It was the best thing that could have ever happened to me

22/8/2025, 10:03:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Giant moving biogas pit”

22/8/2025, 9:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In addition to ICE, they now have to worry about flying dildos

22/8/2025, 8:39:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As well as his wife and six kids

22/8/2025, 8:22:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s lived in NYC and Florida. The only grass he’s seen regularly is on an overwatered golf course

22/8/2025, 7:23:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Things that make Melania say “woo” for 200, Alex

22/8/2025, 6:24:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know, right? How can JD Vance and Fox News complain about Zelenskyy’s wardrobe when Trump walks around wearing a cap that essentially says “This space for rent.”

22/8/2025, 2:24:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s not worth the dirt on the bottom of Zelenskyy’s shoe

21/8/2025, 5:33:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss Arsenio’s show, which offered a space for discussion like this

21/8/2025, 5:14:05 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It needs to have some words misspelled

21/8/2025, 5:04:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought Dahmer was from Wisconsin

20/8/2025, 8:41:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately, you will never get those robber barons to pass this

20/8/2025, 7:54:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As an Iowan, I’d say from experience there’s nothing particularly beautiful about driving past fields of corn and soybeans.

20/8/2025, 7:41:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tristan is the perfect name for him

20/8/2025, 7:37:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would never put her down

20/8/2025, 7:36:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How does he know they don’t work or live in DC?

20/8/2025, 7:36:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’d just have to withhold their government funding for red state highways

20/8/2025, 4:38:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me either

20/8/2025, 3:32:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s opposition to mail-in voting must be because mail-in ballots are harder to mess with

20/8/2025, 2:47:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like the old Twitter egg profile picture

20/8/2025, 4:50:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melania’s right hand extension though

20/8/2025, 4:41:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Owning the cons

20/8/2025, 4:36:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dachshunds are the cutest dogs

20/8/2025, 4:34:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cuz Obama has one

20/8/2025, 3:51:55 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how my hair looked this morning

19/8/2025, 10:33:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he should just retire to write a novel so he can get the Nobel Prize for literature

18/8/2025, 5:42:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he started wars on immigrants, trans people, history, DC residents, protestors, and the press, so it’s even

18/8/2025, 5:41:17 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard her say in an interview that she didn’t think there was anything weird about the white people who stood outside the school yelling at her because she was used to Mardi Gras celebrations

18/8/2025, 3:24:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No because he won’t be wearing a suit

17/8/2025, 2:26:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, but their position on one thing will upset the most vocal liberals

17/8/2025, 2:24:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The poor staff member who wrote that letter had to make it sound like her without completely embarrassing her

17/8/2025, 1:59:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can you lose a leash? Wasn’t it attached to your dog when you last came home?

17/8/2025, 6:21:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy in the red tie is avoiding 6 times 12 by pretending he can’t balance the books on his head

17/8/2025, 6:15:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s such a beautiful dog

17/8/2025, 6:08:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or out in the Gulf of Mexico

17/8/2025, 6:06:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or you’d sing it for a friend, “Da-da-dee da-da-da-dee da da,” and they’d say, “What? Sing it again.”

17/8/2025, 6:04:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I waited forever to record a song one summer night and when I finally did and played it back, it had the loud buzz of cicadas in the background the whole way through

17/8/2025, 6:00:59 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, but where to put him?

17/8/2025, 5:43:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This cartoon triggered all kinds of people

17/8/2025, 5:43:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So is Veep

17/8/2025, 5:37:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or, in this case, their cave

17/8/2025, 5:36:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin and his comrades must have chortled and guffawed all the way back to Moscow

16/8/2025, 11:20:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hegseth again.

16/8/2025, 11:12:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s not just holding it though. He’s using it to pull himself up each step.

16/8/2025, 11:09:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he could pre-board!

16/8/2025, 11:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s waving to Sarah Palin’s Russian neighbors

16/8/2025, 11:06:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least he can still alternate his feet on the steps

16/8/2025, 11:05:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a jackass

16/8/2025, 11:04:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CiCi for the win!

16/8/2025, 10:51:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Malaria Turnip

16/8/2025, 10:30:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view