KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s too bad they can’t be confident about their policies. These tactics show they know they suck
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s too bad they can’t be confident about their policies. These tactics show they know they suck
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Ivanka is the greediest of all the kids. She’s just quiet about it. The two older boys will suffer greatly if the crypto market collapses
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so sweet
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He paved over the Rose Garden, an act that perfectly symbolizes his policy
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
You have a point
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s already created a hell on earth for so many people
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but he was just another crackpot then. Today he’s a crackpot with power
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
And self-serving, as everything they do is
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like his kid is also driving herself to school
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
No one will celebrate harder than his wife and children
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he know that?
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg, this thread!
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He could have lived out his life quietly as just another Kennedy
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Bullying has always worked for Trump so he doesn’t understand why he can’t bully his way into winning a Nobel Prize
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
It’ll happen in the next two weeks
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus there’s always the power of positive thinking
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, we went five months barely seeing him and, all of a sudden, he’s everywhere
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like JD is plotting
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s touching up his eyeliner for sure
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty soon we’ll be fed K-Pop Demon Hunters 2, 3, and 4
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
His mitochondria want to be set free
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
“We’ve practiced on school before but never in the church.”
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
What was his point? Did he have a beef with Dairy Queen or his grandchildren?
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought his label said Charlie Kink
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s never nothing when it’s your baby. Give Leo hug from us
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
These guys just can’t admit they were wrong about something
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump nods along, as if reuniting North and South Korea is in his skill set
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither does Vance
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He seems awfully fragile, both physically and emotionally
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Either way, the books are available in different formats
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of the books can also be found at the public library, and they often have displays of banned books
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they should recruit his stuntman instead
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s even better in context, where you see it’s her reaction to her older sister freaking out over a surprise family trip to Disney World
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Crescent Lake. Very cool about the Daryl Strawberry ball. Sunken Gardens had the best tacky gift shop, hands down.
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KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me this is AI and he’s not really that dense
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a friend who read to his kids every morning while they were eating breakfast. Up through high school
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
They will ignore these orders. Now would be a good time to hold them accountable
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine is: Is he dead yet?
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Fox forgot to pay their light bill again
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
And that’s not even your biggest problem
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
My sister lives in St Pete Beach so she may have seen this same rainbow
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
My family lived in Shore Acres. Coffee Pot Blvd was very posh. I remember the mansion on that street that was wrapped with a giant red ribbon and bow one week because a guy had bought it for his wife for her birthday
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
That only 2% reading to their children statistic shocks me.
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
In their minds, billionaires ARE America. The rest of us are just the dumb peasants sucking them dry
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. That’s beautiful
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
This x 10
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He’ll skip him for Ivanka.
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He really does. More than usual
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
I just wish they’d stop amassing more and more money
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Our TV broke down when I was 7 and my parents didn’t get a new one till I’d left for college (my dad wanted to watch Monty Python). It was the best thing that could have ever happened to me
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
“Giant moving biogas pit”
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
In addition to ICE, they now have to worry about flying dildos
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
As well as his wife and six kids
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s lived in NYC and Florida. The only grass he’s seen regularly is on an overwatered golf course
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Things that make Melania say “woo” for 200, Alex
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
I know, right? How can JD Vance and Fox News complain about Zelenskyy’s wardrobe when Trump walks around wearing a cap that essentially says “This space for rent.”
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not worth the dirt on the bottom of Zelenskyy’s shoe
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss Arsenio’s show, which offered a space for discussion like this
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
It needs to have some words misspelled
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought Dahmer was from Wisconsin
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, you will never get those robber barons to pass this
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
As an Iowan, I’d say from experience there’s nothing particularly beautiful about driving past fields of corn and soybeans.
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Tristan is the perfect name for him
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
I would never put her down
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
How does he know they don’t work or live in DC?
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
They’d just have to withhold their government funding for red state highways
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Me either
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump’s opposition to mail-in voting must be because mail-in ballots are harder to mess with
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like the old Twitter egg profile picture
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Melania’s right hand extension though
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Owning the cons
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Dachshunds are the cutest dogs
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuz Obama has one
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how my hair looked this morning
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he should just retire to write a novel so he can get the Nobel Prize for literature
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
But he started wars on immigrants, trans people, history, DC residents, protestors, and the press, so it’s even
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard her say in an interview that she didn’t think there was anything weird about the white people who stood outside the school yelling at her because she was used to Mardi Gras celebrations
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
No because he won’t be wearing a suit
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but their position on one thing will upset the most vocal liberals
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
The poor staff member who wrote that letter had to make it sound like her without completely embarrassing her
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
How can you lose a leash? Wasn’t it attached to your dog when you last came home?
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
The guy in the red tie is avoiding 6 times 12 by pretending he can’t balance the books on his head
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s such a beautiful dog
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Or out in the Gulf of Mexico
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Or you’d sing it for a friend, “Da-da-dee da-da-da-dee da da,” and they’d say, “What? Sing it again.”
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
I waited forever to record a song one summer night and when I finally did and played it back, it had the loud buzz of cicadas in the background the whole way through
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but where to put him?
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
This cartoon triggered all kinds of people
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
So is Veep
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, in this case, their cave
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin and his comrades must have chortled and guffawed all the way back to Moscow
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Hegseth again.
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not just holding it though. He’s using it to pull himself up each step.
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
And he could pre-board!
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s waving to Sarah Palin’s Russian neighbors
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
At least he can still alternate his feet on the steps
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
What a jackass
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
CiCi for the win!
KT (@kt-horning.bsky.social) reply parent
Malaria Turnip