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He'll blame it on his health. Turns out he's really 5'10" and 300 lbs with diabetes, fatty liver disease, gout, heart disease, and being an ignorant asshole with a 65 IQ.

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This did not age well.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you pierogi boy.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Make America Apartheid Again That’s their plan. Don’t fool yourselves. Thiel openly and regularly says democracy must end in favor of rule by elites… meaning him of course. Deport all three.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

But we can do better. Let’s get those numbers up.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Nate who?

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus always returned his shopping cart. And Trump is wrong when he claims Jesus liked to grab ‘em by the pussy.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Donny's diaper. The stench was melting the pain on the walls.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Lying skank.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure Muslin and Buddhist schools are getting their fair share.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Scotchy scotch scotch

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Q-Ron is a dumbass

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Committing domestic violence? Now THAT I believe.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Nuremberg, Pennsylvania will be a fitting venue.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

I have champagne chilling.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck scAmazon

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit Mountain

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean Rudy's NOT Batman?

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

She should divorce this assclown and leave him with nothing. Take his toothbrush.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking embarassment.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

This is easy. They're idiots who avoid the overwhelming objective evidence to the contrary.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Netflix stopped my subscription without explanation yet continued to try to bill me so I have not had it for years. But I also heard they've picked up Colbert too. Time to give them another chance.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Largest regressive tax hike on working American families and small businesses in history.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe the women. Just like the jury did. I don't believe the hate filled misogynist and proven congenital liar.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit Mountain

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

So it’s just a coincidence that Netanyahu keeps murdering journalists? Wake the fuck up.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s both.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

AKA, “Trump made a covfefe.”

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you Trevor. Make us sandwiches.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

These are war crimes. Netanyahu targeted journalists.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Domestic terrorist, seditionist, and traitor. Un-American to his core.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

They misspelled “Rapepublican”

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

But, but the damn Irish and Italians will ruin America!

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re all just simps for the Murder-Industrial Complex and its lobbyist the NRA.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, give us your dar keys and drivers license. Here’s your bus pass.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

California donates more than $80 to the other states’ share of the federal budget and STILL has to pick up the slack caused by Rapey McBonespurs. We want our money back.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

You like this stuff? Hug a union rep today.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile, Rapey McBonespurs threw a tantrump because Wes Moore invited him to take a walk.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Trust-fund Metamucilini Trump has never done an honest days work in his life. The Rapepublican party has always valued wealth (especially unearned inherited wealth) over work.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome to the struggle.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

100% And is the “financially destitute” Ghouliani able to afford a driver? Pay the women whose lives you ruined what you owe them deadbeat!

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to keep convicted felons and child rapists out of California. No more visits from Trump.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m cancelling my order for the DrunkBot 2000

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not like we fought a Revolution to get rid of the power of kings and such nonsense.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Rudy you need to signal when you're stopping to drop off your prostitute.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence (insert eyeroll emoji here)

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

STFU war criminal.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Asshole exposed.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! It’s not a banned book list. It’s a shopping list!

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer “Noted Deadbeat” or “Domestic Terrorist Sympathizer”

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

The Rapepublican Party. Either a couch-fucker or a child-fucker.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

All rapists belong in prison.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not a giant pussy.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

All Dorka has, all he is, is hate. And ignorance. And stupidity.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

He may not drink (I don’t believe a word he says) butbhe loves his “Limbaugh Vitamins”

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Its all a heist.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Trumpflation

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Feed my dog chili then visit his grave.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Make America Apartheid Again

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Client: What’s your level of certainty? Bondi Bro: I am not uncertain.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

But if everybody loses Trump loses in a landslide.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

And RFK Jr.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

My absolute favorite play about a movie about a play.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude shouldn’t have gotten his haircuts in a bowling alley.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody needs to go to prison.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

How will they get it past Hamm Shammity’s head?

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

The wheels on the bus go Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump The wheels on the bus go Trump Trump Trump All the way to then Great Trumpcession

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Their Jesus liked to grab ‘em by the pussy.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Thou shalt not lie… asshole.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

This data will be used to suppress voting. Voter suppression is election fraud.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

1,500% (trump math). This was a heist.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Make America Smallpox Again

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

The trials will be in Nuremberg, Pennsylvania.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Karoline, Jesus told me he thinks you’re a lying asshole. And stop fucking a guy the age of your grandpa.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Make the Tech Traitors pay their own way.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Caribou Barbie, your “death panels” have arrived.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus said exactly not one word about homosexuality.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

I pray they give it to Obama again. Trump would stroke out on the spot.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop telling the truth GovGav! You’re gonna make Moscow Mike cry!

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would they ban their own game plan?

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

The Rapepublican Party

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Trumpflation

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

I would call RFK Jr a quack, but he’s even unqualified for that.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Make America Polio Again

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

So well said. This guy should write a book.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

GOP - The Party of Child Rapists

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Duh uh… uh… uh… poopy face.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Worst Kennedy Ever

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

We’re fucked.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop trying to cheer me up.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

And Rick Scott is right there in the Senate. Easy to arrest.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Losing!

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile, the American President is busy eating his crayons and filling his diaper.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

The NRA is the lobbying wing of the Murder-Industrial Comlex.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

The Magic 8-Ball says "Corractamundo!"

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess she decided “You’re All Gonna Die” wasn’t a catchy campaign slogan after all.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

True. Their President has two PhDs and ours can’t read. More of an aspirational/wishful post.

laverneousdonkler.bsky.social (@laverneousdonkler.bsky.social) reply parent

Mexico, you can have Texass back. It's yours.