An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
Well, that was anticlimactic.
Finger guns and bad puns. Practicing the law, practically perfecting it. Wisconsin Nice. LSG. Classics nerd/violist/I like cats and also yarn. She/her.
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Well, that was anticlimactic.
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I have to drive 45 minutes to get the train at all. Thanks for nothing, Scott Walker. (Took the Borealis to St Paul in June, very enjoyable. When my folks were still in CO, I occasionally took the Zephyr both ways.)
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm incredibly frustrated by the fact that we could do it if we wanted to. There are other countries in the world that have a lot of land and have managed high speed rail. The fact that we don't have it is a matter of will, not technology.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Accurate username is accurate on that guy.
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Ugh I’m so frustrated with Cassidy. He showed you who he was. You knew, you grilled him on this extensively. And then you voted for him. You did this, Bill Cassidy.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
As a Packers fan, though, can’t complain :D
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Which is also pretty creepy and gross when you think about it.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Because if you haven’t, you’re not qualified to conduct any thought experiments whatsoever on this particular topic or even discuss it from a scientific perspective and I’m going to continue to not take you seriously
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
lol Have you read any research from Dr Milton Diamond?
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
Devil doesn’t need more advocates and yall are never as clever as you think. Boring.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s a though experient
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a creepy and gross thought experiment. Have you considered getting a life off the Internet? Like why do you even care about any of this stuff or is it just that you’re obsessed with Kathryn at this point?
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
But why would you do this at all What business is it of yours what’s in someone’s pants? I can only conclude you’re creepy and gross
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
If a wannabe candidate can’t stand up for a vulnerable demographic now, when he has nothing to lose, then they’ll be totally disposable later. And so will anyone else who is politically inconvenient.
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Pritzker has been standing up and giving speeches and doing the work for months.
Andy 🏔️ (@ammartin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
See, before today I didn't really want to burn an American flag. Now it's basically my duty as an American
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
No Waffle House in Wisconsin but we will accept Culver’s as an appropriate substitute.
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Seriously though. This woman calls herself a proud conservative, but this is not a conservative sentiment, at least as that term is understood in modern America, unless it is applied solely to fetuses.
Sam Bagenstos (@sbagen.bsky.social) reposted
If you had told me 30 years ago that Michael Luttig and Bill Kristol would have a clearer understanding about what's going on than a lot of Democratic leaders, I'd have wondered whether you tried the brown acid.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
Squishiest hat. Pattern is part of a kit I bought years ago, not publicly available anywhere I can find. Yarn is Malabrigo Rios. Was supposed to be stranded but I’m double-knitting because why not. (Stitch tension? What’s that?? It’s superwash, it’ll be fine.)
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
And if they say yes, then I ask their opinion about the cinematic masterpiece Troy with a completely straight face and that usually takes care of it.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Made up for it by having Cellini twice. I always ask if they’ve read, say, Vergil or Aristotle or Tacitus in the original language, because the answer is nearly always no, and then I, a Classics major, can sniff and go, oh, I thought you were educated. My mistake.
Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted
Historian suggests fighting a wildfire with a back burn.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I like Newsom’s social media team. I’d vote for them.
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No worries, I didn’t take it that way :) just wanted to clarify my own thought is all. 300 characters aren’t always enough. Hard to learn that the rules are different in different places when you’re trying to learn what they are in the first place.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, true. This isn’t me saying that they’re all prudes or anything; if anything it’s more an indication of how quickly and insidiously efforts to control sexuality and expression take root in people who are too young to have seen the outcomes or know how we got here.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I gather TikTokers are getting around bans by tagging ongoing stuff in LA as the 24/7 LA Music Festival or similar, if that helps. I do not TikTok so can’t verify but might be a starting point to see how those on the ground are getting around content moderation that doesn’t want it public.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I see a lot young folks on Tumblr weaponizing the idea of consent, to the point where they’re like, oh, nobody can wear leather at Pride because I didn’t consent to see that. Maybe…don’t go if you have a problem? Or get used to being uncomfortable, when you live in a society with other people?
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
I’ve been doing some learning on marital property so I keep seeing “martial law” as “marital law” and getting very confused about why it involves the National Guard.
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🤣
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I’ve been known to drive or take the Badger Bus over because it’s often more convenient timing and/or cheaper and/or more direct than MSN. I know people complain about DIA, but it’s much easier to navigate than Stapleton was. I do miss getting to see planes taxiing over the highway though.
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But really read the whole thread. Or there’s a link in there somewhere to the actual document.
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You seem nice.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
And they come back like “but I’m obviously innocent so it’s not the same” and I’m like “sure, but the court of public opinion has already convicted you so by your own standard it doesn’t actually matter whether you did it. Want a lawyer? Then shut the fuck up.”
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
I always ask, “Okay, you’ve been accused of a terrible crime and the press is all over it and everyone believes it and thinks you’re THE WORST. You want a lawyer? Then shut up about who deserves one.” That, and BFF says her job is to make sure prosecutors and cops follow the law.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
And ours is a constitutional ban and our current legislature will never start the process to overturn, but at least two border states will keep it legal for the foreseeable future. Not ideal, but better than nothing.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Respect for Marriage Act prevails. Existing are still valid (at least federally) and states must offer full faith and credit to marriages that are valid in the state in which they were performed. So WI’s ban will mean no new marriages here but WI will have to recognize them from IL and elsewhere.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Law school still wasn’t even on the radar! Some of this stuff is so old, I was still working at Epic.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the entire lawyer’s desk reference from the state bar, both volumes, ca. 2007.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
1) I don’t litigate anymore 2) I’m mostly dealing with state law 3) They’re all online anyway so I don’t know why I thought I needed to take this into the office in the first place Still can’t find my pocket Constitution but a friend is mailing me one.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
Cleaning out my office as we consolidate space. Today I found: - materials from the state Elder Law conference back to 2010 - multiple printouts of the same two 90s cases - bound copies of all the briefs from Helen E.F. (2012 WI 50) - and this, which I haven’t looked at since graduation
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Well, that sure escalated quickly.
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Why does Indiana even have a homeland security agency?
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…oh damn.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
None so frustrating as those who don’t get that if the worst person in the world doesn’t get due process, there’s no guarantee of it for anyone else.* *in an ideal world where that guarantee ought to mean something, anyway.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
My personal favorite: “I’ve had bad experiences with lawyers” like I’m supposed to just nod and agree that lawyers are THE WORST Bro…you’re talking to one.
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I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, but had a nice reminder this week that it can be enough to help one person find an answer. It doesn’t matter that I can’t fix All The Things. It’s easy to lose track of the fact the fact that sometimes our “small” cases are still life-changing.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Tangentially, I’m real mad about LS’ “estate planning questionnaire” which makes NO mention of financial POAs which are like. A standard part of estate planning. Not even “your lawyer will discuss.”
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking of that! Here’s a question! I recently became aware of LegalShield, which has exactly 1 firm in WI, which claims to do both employer and employee side. That’s as bananas as I think, right? LS apparently has plans for employees and small biz and they take both.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I usually give it + the opinion to my interns in their first week or two as a good example of what not to do.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep that one too! Love when family law attys think an understanding of minor guardianship means they are experts in adult guardianship. There’s a post on the PD’s blog a couple of years back with a solid misunderstanding of how powers of attorney work (big mad they lost the appeal lol).
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Even better when the dabblers decide to argue with the expert and get mad when courts point out that the expert was right
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
/14 This is not, however, a reason to stop identifying the truth and calling liars liars. Nor is it a reason to stop trying.
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
Let me qualify what Josh is saying. It is quite clear that the Constitution requires a census of all persons. It’s quite clear that past Supreme Court cases support this proposition. (For instance, the recent census question case makes no sense if persons doesn’t include immigrants.) /1
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
It has also made me extremely wary of the notion of using a passkey rather than being texted or emailed a code.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I switched from Android to iPhone in April and have been extremely thankful I kept my old phone; I have no idea how I would’ve managed to switch everything over if I didn’t have access to the device that all the verifications were going to.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
Can anyone think of a logical reason to cut off Art I, sec. 8, to allow Congress to fund an army but not a navy? Because that’s where the break happens. I get the alarm going on, but that just doesn’t make sense. But maybe I’m missing something.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
But it’s still up on a bunch of other federal websites, including the LOC own photos of the original copies, so if they were trying to scrub it, they did a very bad job. Not to mention that it’s available in many, many other places they can’t touch, like the paper copy on my bookshelf
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Princess Liliana Tallulahbelle, Destroyer of Worlds, would like you to know that she’s helping.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, Mike was right, you don’t understand lawyering. That’s just not how this works.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I wasn’t born yet. How am I responsible for that?
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah that’s not how lawyering works. Or any job, for the vast majority of people. Moral purity is a privilege. On that note, back to my job undermining humanity! But you feel free to keep sermonizing.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Are doing what their clients pay them for. Our role is to be a zealous advocate. That does not mean we endorse everything the client does.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
You say that, but a lot of people drafting and presenting legislation aren’t lawyers. They usually (but not always) have legislative councils review, but those lawyers’ jobs are to do what legislators ask. And if you meant courts, judges mostly aren’t experts in this.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know whether it went anywhere; as a WI resident can confirm that non-dairy milks are still usually in the dairy section. Colby, our state cheese, is named after Colby, WI, where it was created! Fwiw.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Never forget that WI led the charge to take “milk” out of the name of things like nut or oat milks. I don’t think anyone is actually confused, but the dairy farmers like it and they like Sen Baldwin for taking it up. /
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Nerd moment: reading an opinion in this week’s state case law report and becoming increasingly annoyed at the court’s apparent refusal to use our public domain citation scheme.
David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted
Motherfucking wind farms…
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20 and can throw in a couple more if including airports.
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1.5 years of crappy student coverage that didn’t really cover much outside student health services, which meant no care for chronic conditions and minimal access to mental health services when I needed them most. BC+ was a godsend. Also eye-opening with the assumptions made.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I was on BadgerCare for the second half of 2L year and all of 3L year, after it opened for childless adults. When I applied for law school, I thought I’d have my spouse’s insurance. By the time I started, he was on the way to being an ex-spouse and there was nothing.
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Diploma privilege admit and champion reporting for duty!! I like to point out that the president of the NCBE graduated from Wisconsin and was a diploma privilege admit.
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Nice! Here it’s more like deciding mandatory deadlines are actually optional (they are not) and that getting actual evidence is haaaaaard so why can’t we just use the expert’s report to get hearsay in as fact.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Same area for me and same although there are a few county attorneys I’d like to Have Words With
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I’d number him among the people who don’t belong there
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
It’s more than a year till the primary why am I getting fundraising texts 😭 pls stop I beg you
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Only 30?
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
This whole thing has made me realize how out of touch I am with anything happening with WisDems, heh. I suppose sooner or later I ought to pay attention and talk to people who know more than I do about all the options.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
3/ I’m pretty sure the “oh honey no” reaction I had then will apply just as well to the university as a whole now.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
2/ Don’t remember her name but I remember the consternation. We do not need to be jerks when we have Midwestern Nice. And also I was older than her and just didn’t have the patience for that nonsense north of 30. And was never gonna be top 5% either so like…why bother.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
My only real experience with Columbia: 2L year I went to a networking thing and met a newish lawyer who’d gone there, who got very confused at my lack of interest in stabbing my classmates in the back. All I could think was, oh honey no. You live in Wisconsin now.
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Facebook always suggests it to me, lol
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Do they not have summer interns or associates whose entire purpose is to cite-check
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If you ask my ex, that phase is me, permanently, lol.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Be nice if he was more than talk.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Though they’re not going to be plaintiffs attorneys so maybe not relevant
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Had a situation come up once in an adult guardianship review of conduct where the guardian was interfering with the adversary counsel’s ability to meet with the ward. Would that potentially fall into that category?
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I suppose we should be grateful they haven’t learned to use disappearing chats on Signal
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (@whitehouse.senate.gov) reposted
What's up with Justice Jackson? She started making her mark and speaking out early, and some of her dissents are so pointed Kagan and Sotomayor don’t even join them. The far right is out for her, and even Republican justices are getting snarky. So what's up? Here’s my take 🧵
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m stuck on “described herself as Latina,” because like, that’s not how that works. Funny how they never say “described himself as white.”
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
I once learned how to sing Row Row Row Your Boat backwards and entertained an entire van load of fellow teenagers with it for about 20 minutes before the driver got sick of it and insisted we move on. The next pick was Village People songs so idk how well that worked out for him.
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No, not like that, obvi.
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Especially when it has pictures!
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Case Law Express is the best thing about Mondays. I do love a good case on how a requirement that a homeowner handle some maintenance of abutting public property isn’t a violation of the 13th amendment
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah at least an actual lawyer would look at the citing cases or statute annotations. Lordy. Showed up as blocked for me so I couldn’t tell for sure.
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he cite Hobson? Would have been better off with Stietz. Still doesn’t really help him though. scholar.google.com/scholar_case...
An actual badger (@lawbadger.bsky.social)
This color combo has no right to be this pleasing. Can neither confirm nor deny allegations that this may be the start of an emotional support chicken.
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Same gap for me though I’m a few years younger than you.