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Lauren 🪷

@lorlolauren.bsky.social

Pearl, Ida and stories 💙 Raging man-hating bitch

created November 10, 2024

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Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Really good movie.

2/9/2025, 3:13:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Rothschild (@davmicrot.bsky.social) reposted

All kidding aside, it is so *insane* & *shocking* & *dangerous* that Corporate Media has collectively decided to completely bury objective fact that the President is uninformed, confused, and physically & mentally deteriorating.

2/9/2025, 1:49:51 AM | 557 144 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Poldark?

2/9/2025, 3:11:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Trump’s mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age

2/9/2025, 12:42:09 AM | 3252 423 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Oh, it’s imminent. 🎉

2/9/2025, 1:02:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

This is impossible to load.

1/9/2025, 11:40:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

His face looks like a hemorrhoid.

1/9/2025, 11:00:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KAMALA NATION (@kamalanation.bsky.social) reposted

AT LEAST OUR GOOD LOOKING GOVERNOR - WHO'S VERY MUCH ALIVE - SENT A LABOR DAY GREETING.

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1/9/2025, 8:18:44 PM | 44 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven’t had this much fun on social media for a long time.

1/9/2025, 8:20:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

1/9/2025, 8:19:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 8:04:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Annie (@duannied.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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1/9/2025, 7:46:13 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

WH and Stephen Goebbels Miller have been Weekend At Bernie’s-ing him the whole time.

1/9/2025, 6:35:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Trump’s been having mini strokes for years. 😀 🧵

1/9/2025, 6:31:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philip Bump (@pbump.com) reposted

Not sure this helps much with the Epstein questions.

1/9/2025, 4:56:10 PM | 217 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

My all-time favorite movie that I saw in theaters on its opening weekend: Silence Of The Lambs, Pulp Fiction My all-time favorite movie that I’ve never seen in theaters: (watched A Lot in theaters in school) …The Usual Suspects would’ve been fun to experience first time with an audience.

1/9/2025, 7:15:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

1/9/2025, 7:06:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent Terhune (@brentterhune.bsky.social) reposted

Trump (and Melania) alive and well on the golf course today. Suck on that shitlibs!

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1/9/2025, 2:09:05 AM | 634 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Rothschild (@davmicrot.bsky.social) reposted

Weekend At Donald’s

1/9/2025, 2:15:36 AM | 70 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack.bsky.social) reposted

"Both parties are the same," they said.

1/9/2025, 4:22:59 AM | 272 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Pffft! Amongst who? Republikkkans controlling all branches of government?

1/9/2025, 6:48:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Darth Vader can only be killed by a Jedi.

1/9/2025, 6:46:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KAMALA NATION (@kamalanation.bsky.social) reposted

Hillary got pneumonia and MSNBC Kornacki literally had a timeline like deathbed watch. The felon always had a kids glove treatment.

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1/9/2025, 5:48:12 AM | 43 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

This has, at least, been going on since last summer. And, anyone else remember him being MIA right after the election instead of gloating?

1/9/2025, 1:43:56 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

glitter cannons.

1/9/2025, 1:42:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re totally Weekend At Bernie’s-ing him.

31/8/2025, 10:05:11 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Am I the only one really enjoying these photos of him? He’s obliviously had a stroke. 😃

31/8/2025, 10:02:50 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

*ear

31/8/2025, 9:56:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Not before the House elects Kamala Harris as Speaker.

31/8/2025, 9:37:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ve been puppeting him since the election. Remember when he was mia right after?

31/8/2025, 9:33:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stuckintraffic3.bsky.social (@stuckintraffic3.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’d like to add some free advice to MSM: start asking questions, ask for medical records, never give this administration a moments peace about his health….you know, like you did Biden

31/8/2025, 8:08:29 PM | 64 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ve been covering up his declining health since, at least, the staged bullet to the war event last summer. All to create a false image and grab power.

31/8/2025, 9:30:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Omg, this is totally plausible.

31/8/2025, 9:27:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

I need that “Is he dead, yet?” t-shirt.

31/8/2025, 9:26:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh I gotta look for that.

31/8/2025, 9:24:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg yum! Can I come?

31/8/2025, 9:23:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m surprised there are even stings and investigations still going on.

31/8/2025, 9:22:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

“Pour me up”

31/8/2025, 9:15:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, we’re just at the shithole country phase, then.

31/8/2025, 9:11:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

I can’t get over the casting for #BloodOfMyBlood. Total homerun.

31/8/2025, 9:07:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Blood of my Blood casting is phenomenal.

31/8/2025, 9:05:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow, forgot about her in s2. Yeah, casting for #bloodofmyblood is soo good.

31/8/2025, 9:04:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

I just rewatched it and wondered about that, too. The Fraser lineage being a future “king” and the lass with the curly hair who’s time is to come. But, Julia’s baby could become a significant historical figure because we don’t know anything about Claire’s parents and possible sibling.

31/8/2025, 8:59:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

The super villains of our time.

31/8/2025, 8:48:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve already hit bottom.

31/8/2025, 8:44:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

The Giuliani thing sounds like a botched hit

31/8/2025, 8:15:57 PM | 252 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks like he’s on the threshold. 😃

31/8/2025, 5:58:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

This mtv bitch is a joke.

31/8/2025, 5:51:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SpryOldLorax (@spryoldlorax.bsky.social) reposted

Personally, I expand this to include everyone who didn't vote for Harris, and every Democrat they could for House, Senate, and local races as well. Because even if they didn't actively vote for Trump, they didn't care to even try to lift a finger to stop him. They were fine with his winning.

No, they're Nazis. You chose the Nazis, the concentration camps, the unaccountable police, the dissolution of human rights, and the needless deaths of millions of people. You chose to be ruled by villains and monsters rather than be accountable to people who never did you any harm. You. Trump voter. When they come for you - and they will - you might survive but you will always be a broken, hateful, cowardly, delusional fool. Do not console yourself with the lie that you are a Christian. You are not. You wear Jesus as a mask while you commit crimes. You will never see Heaven, and the dead will never forgive you.
31/8/2025, 3:48:51 PM | 113 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why I don’t talk to the new neighbors I asked to register here to flip the congressional seat.

31/8/2025, 5:49:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

I get so much joy in seeing how rapidly he’s declining.

31/8/2025, 5:43:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC (@mattnegrin.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump is the executive producer of every news show in America

31/8/2025, 5:13:21 PM | 239 50 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Sickening and shameful.

31/8/2025, 5:37:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

So, is Jamie the future Fraser leader? Or, does Julia actually give birth to Claire’s brother who ends up being someone of historical importance? I need to join an #Outlander #bloodofmyblood chat group to discuss theories cuz these writers are gonna have to work some magic to contrive this plot.

31/8/2025, 9:53:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

I will never believe 2024 was a legit election. Votes were disappeared, but no one will ever investigate because it undermines the integrity of our already compromised election process.

31/8/2025, 7:58:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, I would love to be part of that happy hour.

31/8/2025, 7:44:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the best movies ever made.

31/8/2025, 4:52:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

I need a recon on the guy with the football so I can sleep tonight.

31/8/2025, 4:38:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Just like he admitted they rigged the general last November.

31/8/2025, 4:37:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Who has the football?

31/8/2025, 4:36:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re so cool. Post more.

31/8/2025, 4:34:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Lol did “dead” trend here last night? I kept checking and never saw it here.

31/8/2025, 4:33:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s one of my favorite actors.

31/8/2025, 4:31:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he from tw itter?

31/8/2025, 4:29:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

If Republicans really think there is a national emergency to justify the tariffs, why don’t they just pass them in Congress like they are supposed to under the constitution. This is supposedly a national emergency, but they are gambling on the Supreme Court while doing nothing?

30/8/2025, 11:22:34 PM | 4200 872 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll NEVER ever watch cnn.

30/8/2025, 9:14:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

HBO owns cnn now.

30/8/2025, 9:13:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Anyone giving Newsom shit with their purity bullshit noise is a nazi bot and needs to shut the fuck up and be ignored. We need politicians like him on our side.

30/8/2025, 9:12:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, when it finally happens, they’ll be the go-to source for celebration coverage.

30/8/2025, 9:06:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

We need more rebels on our side.

30/8/2025, 8:21:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Last night was fun tho.

30/8/2025, 8:18:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

🤮

30/8/2025, 8:07:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks it.

30/8/2025, 8:06:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss Lawrence, but I will not contribute to nbc “news”viewership.

30/8/2025, 8:05:28 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇨🇦 (@wisebear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

insurrectionists are swiftly dealt with in most democratic countries for a reason If the threat they pose is not absolutely extinguished they come back more organized and usually don’t fail the second time It’s like embers left after a fire This arsonist also pardoned his co-conspirators

30/8/2025, 7:41:58 PM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump incited a violent coup to overthrow the 2020 election and hold onto power. It will never be ok that he was not held accountable, including banning him from ever again holding public office.

30/8/2025, 7:24:43 PM | 2266 512 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget the corporate media’s propaganda against her and Democrats.

30/8/2025, 7:56:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Right? Where is all the “plight of rural ‘murica” coverage??

30/8/2025, 7:53:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Imagine the negative coverage if it were Biden.

30/8/2025, 7:49:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

And, how much shit did the corporate media give Biden about his age?

30/8/2025, 4:47:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait. How come I’ve never heard or seen this?

30/8/2025, 8:20:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not him. This is too articulate.

30/8/2025, 8:19:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Les Mis.

30/8/2025, 8:14:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m trying to avoid the speculation because I already check everyday to see if he’s dead.

30/8/2025, 8:13:47 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Has there ever been a faster downfall than HBO?

30/8/2025, 8:10:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he dead yet?

30/8/2025, 4:59:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

I hope he’s in pain.

30/8/2025, 4:56:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

So smutty I love it.

30/8/2025, 4:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg that’s it! Ned’s a vampire.

30/8/2025, 4:26:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danielle (@smashingteacups.bsky.social) reposted

“Ruin me” #OutlanderAtMidnight #BloodOfMyBlood

29/8/2025, 5:03:32 AM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

For real.

30/8/2025, 4:23:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Outlander always delivers the smut.

30/8/2025, 4:22:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Brian and Ellen are a smutty romance novel come to life.bite

30/8/2025, 4:21:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, that’s what he was in.

30/8/2025, 12:53:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social) reply parent

Really?

30/8/2025, 12:52:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

You mean, Brad Pitt?

30/8/2025, 12:50:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ruled (rightly) that His Magasty's tariffs are illegal. Which is really cool until it gets to the Supreme Corpse, and they gently lick all the pus off his balls.

29/8/2025, 10:02:09 PM | 2560 466 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren 🪷 (@lorlolauren.bsky.social)

Here come the scotus good ol’ boys to suck trump’s shriveled prick.

29/8/2025, 10:42:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

The damage this man has done is incalculable.

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