If you can throw the (very) occasional spiral, your football skills are WAY ahead of her writing skills.
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If you can throw the (very) occasional spiral, your football skills are WAY ahead of her writing skills.
Yes, he is, in fact just that stupid.
Oh, FFS, I'm now meant to like both Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene? On the same day?
Honestly, am I meant to like both Marjorie Taylor Greene and Thomas Massie in the same week?
It wouldn't be possible to lose her. If I'm more than six feet away, she has a panic attack.
A meth lab, maybe.
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Am I a bad person for wishing that every ICE agent gets the worst possible cancer?
Josh Hawley has some beer he would like you to hold
Then, God thought, come to think of it, I can do better. And, lo, He begat Stephen Miller.
Soft-secession
...who in all of his drunkenness was a superior tactician.
These ICE agents are otherwise-unemployable punks. They love doing this. And when this reign of terror is over, they should all face justice.
The best part is the hat means absolutely nothing to the guy and everything to the kid. He's despicable. A kid only gets to be a kid once. FFS, let him have his memories.
No one will remember him. He's a non-entity, which he's been all his life. A nothing. History, as it should, will forget him.
In California, in the '60s, it was a big John Birch deal. There were billboards. Somehow, fluoride was a communist plot. In fairness, to the Birchers, to them, pretty much everything was a communist plot.
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Not to mention the backlash from graphic designers.
Compared to mine, you could hire yourself out as a calligrapher.
I want everyone from Tom Nichols to Bill Kristol to Joe Walsh to Bernie Sanders to be Democrats. It's a fight for the soul of the country and I'll take all the allies I can get. We can argue about marginal tax rates later.
A victory for ham sandwiches everywhere.
Coming in Wednesdays's Food section: Slimming With The President: The Trump Diet, Learn How The President Stays In Shape
Then, there was the whole 'Hitler blew his brains out' thingy.
I have a book of letters sent among the sisters. They are as literate and bitchy as you might imagine.
That's because JJ Abrams is the most overrated director in history.
I go there because my university's ✌🏼 athletic department doesn't post here, but I never engage politically.
When I was a kid, growing up in Southern California, Disneyland used to feature jazz bands and Basie was there every summer. They played in the Carnation Plaza. I heard Satch on the paddle wheel river boat. We'd go to meet girls and never muster up the courage to talk to any
The Old Testament band was better, but that's a pretty great lineup.
Or, my anniversary, which is why I insisted that the band at our reception play Corner Pocket and why our Scottie dog was called Lester. Say what you will about Ellington or anyone else, the Basie band was the absolute best.
Judging by how most of these guys look, in the lockers of middle schools.
Or—and hear me out—he's the Ben Franklin of our age. Personally, I'm leaning toward really, really stupid.
One could argue that it's the great American musical. Maybe Gypsy. But it's close.
What these idiots don't understand is that new CEOs ALWAYS want to fuck around with the logo. When the loathsome Steve Ross bought Time-Warner, he scrapped Chermayeff and Geismar's great logo for a crap word mark. And it just kept getting worse. 1000logos.net/wp-content/u...
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Yeah, it's much simpler to turn on a Trump press conference if you want to listen to a crazy person yelling.
You're in luck, in the Chicago suburb of Oakbrook, there is a Crate and Barrel with a restaurant. Alas, not a Cracker Barrel.
Kevin drove to the studio in his new Studebaker.
For me, a Green's cinnamon babka—no envelope required—would do it.
Well, there goes my opinion of you as our greatest, living journalist.
If one finds oneself in the charming little town of Chagrin Falls, visit Cuffs Clothiers, one of the last of the dying breed of gentlemen's clothiers.
I'm on the left, but I'm a designer and I'm outraged. The new logo is horrible. Great pancakes, lousy logo.
It's effectively 1 1/3 fewer murders. A statistical anomaly.
That's basically 1.35 fewer murders over the nine days.
They couldn't take it during the civil war, so giving it another go. Where is Cump Sherman when we need him?
The Stolen Girl, on Hulu. With the great (and delectable) Holliday Grainger.
I have one golden. Don't have a good-enough vacuum for two.
Fat, stupid thugs.
Now, change "Russia" to "Germany" and apply it to WWII. How does it make sense?
Sadly, it is now.
These assholes all need to go to prison. This is shameful.
Gotta have that funk
Putin is bringing his own idiot-to-Russian translator to use for Trump.
I'd rather hear from someone I believe.
They're not mutually-exclusive.
I'll have an Opera (don't see one there, they must be in the back). And a Paris-Brest to go.
What's this Constitution thing of which you speak?
How many great Michelin-starred restaurants in London? Great Indian food. St John's, on its own, would make it a great restaurant city. The reputation of lousy food in England is long gone.
London has the best collection of museums anywhere. A food scene, which may be the best on earth. Brilliant parks. Rent a chair in Green Park and watch the people go by. A great transport system, and the Eurostar, which allows you to have breakfast in London and lunch in Paris, dinner in London.
Pretty much everything. London is a city of neighborhoods. Each of which has a separate personality and a high street. On the north side of the Thames, you have traditional architecture and no building taller than St Paul's. On the Southbank, skyscrapers and young renters. 1/2
Chicago, once you get past Lincoln Park, may have the ugliest neighborhoods in any major city.
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Here's what people need to understand about Chicago. The area around the Mag Mile and Gold Coast is lovely. Lincoln Park, too, largely. But effectively every other neighborhood is hideous. It's a great tourist city, but not great to live in. The restaurants are overrated, too.
I live in Chicago. It is vastly overrated. London Copenhagen Paris Tokyo Berlin
He reminds me of someone. m.media-amazon.com/images/I/510...
sorry, but there is no fucking way this idiot took on anyone older than a fourth grader.
That will certainly calm the markets.
Just don't expect it to tell you how many "Bs" in blueberry
Can it run a little faster? Please.
Not exactly Usain Bolt.
That's our new national motto
Better than that, they think he has lowered prices
...for now.
Why do these guys always look like they'd prefer to patrol a Dunkin' Donuts?
Jesus, don't make me like a Bruin.
Time of day? Was it early in the morning?
Yep. I hate like heck to do it, but here we are. Fight on, you gutty, little bruins. ✌🏼
As a person naturally disposed to hate anything ucla (Fight On!), I hate to admit that's a great idea. I'd go farther and say that the state should backstop any university that he attacks, public or private.
How'd it work out after the Civil War? Jim Crow. Whites-only restrooms. Now, we have the secretary of defense reinstating the names of the traitors all across the military. I'm fine without them, thanks.
I'm fine with the dissolution of the union. As a blue-stater, I'd be happy to disassociate with the red states. Either form our own country or join Canada.
She. Fucked. Stephen. Miller.
He thought it was ICE CREAM
Every blue state where it's possible.
They already have disproportionate representation.
Uriah Heep, without any of the charm.
Tired of being the party that plays by the rules when there are no rules.
You're halfway to your goal!
Jump!!!
Anyone know the load-bearing rating of that roof?
Yeah, he could be a dog.
Of all the soulless assholes in this administration, he's near the top of the list.
Dershowitz needs to explain where in the Constitution it says that "asshole" is a protected class.
You mean "golf spray painted" monuments.
Melania, is that you?
There is no Pravda in Izvestia and no Iz vestia in pravda
No, not possible. But he knows their supporters are.
CA. NY. IL. MN. NJ. CO. OR. ETC. Gerrymander the gop out of existence.
And more shame on the institutions that are caving to him.
Not sure that "asshole" is a protected class.
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This is the revenge of a group of people who were friendless in school and pantsed every day from kindergarten through twelfth grade.