I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man.

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It’s so easy to get MAGA snowflakes flustered 😂

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I guarantee you that by 2028 when we have a chance to escape this economic nightmare, MAGA Kentuckians will still not understand how tariffs work and will overwhelmingly vote for the worst candidates available.

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Way to go, Kentucky 👍 Nothing like tanking your state’s economy to own the libs.

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“I never said this” - Friedrich Nietzsche

The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

"She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it. She was not protecting lives at a gate in Iraq; she was forcing her way through windows in the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power." New from @markhertling.bsky.social:

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Did he trip on the way to the fridge? 😂

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So delicious it has to be fattening 😎

Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted

Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.

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I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social)

Smell ya later, bitch

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His understanding of forcing troops onto cities is in line with the Republican understanding of sexual assault and predation. So this pretty much tracks.

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Speaking of Morricone, I love his score for The Mission too. Nobody asked, but I love Philip Glass and his scores for Koyaanisqatsi and Mishima. There’s something visceral about his work.

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Me too! And the book! I always recommend it to people

Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

WHOOPSIE DOODLE

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PYT!

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Just when you think they can’t go lower they find new depths of depravity.

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“I saw the chapstick ads and frankly I think they’re incredibly insensitive and disrespectful to tens of millions of us born without a discernible upper lip”

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Thank you, Bernie! Go get ‘em

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He needs to study the connection between excessive exposure to self tanner and stupidity. Dude is more orange than DJT.

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SSRIs saved my life. I loathe this monster. He has no evidence for this. His idea is that in lieu of medication that lets you function in society, that people w/mental illness should be sent to exercise camps. Camps. CAMPS.

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The food there is terrrrrible. If you want good country cooking, hit up a locally owned restaurant. I guarantee you you’ll have a great meal, and you’ll support a “real” family business.

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Well thank goodness Trump cut school lunch and food bank funding so these people don’t have to pay taxes.

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He thinks Fat Man and Little Boy were people doesn’t he?

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

And you helped, Joe! Now go slam your head against a brick wall until you understand.

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I’ll take it

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Oh. Anyway I’m going to the store anybody need anything?

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I just did. Blocked it too.

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Did he miss the 100 foot tall American flag with British cannon holes in it? The amazing WW1 and WW2 exhibits? The extensive displays of American engineering and industry? The Spirit of Saint Louis? The astronauts and the space shuttle? Fucking ignorant, illiterate clown.

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A fire hose of lies, 24/7

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Directly into my veins.

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Yeah he’s gonna need to show the teacher his work

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He doesn’t understand how stairs work. He only understand hamburger.

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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything — theonion.com/conservative...

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Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000.

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Trump is defunding OSHA so expect more of this. MAGA hates workers and will go out of their way to endanger them if it lines the pockets of billionaires.

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This is what happens when you defund OSHA and deregulate. Expect more horrific accidents that kill and maim American workers. Republicans have blood on their hands all the way up to their elbows. www.youtube.com/live/c2KIeNx...

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Original horror is the most creative genre around right now. I’m a fan.

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Omg gross 🤢 I never ever ever want to know

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youtube.com/watch?v=G_K9...

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RFK Jr’s acolytes are killing cops now.

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Love it 💙💙💙

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social)

As a gen xer that went to public school in the South in the 70s and 80s with Daughters of Confederacy approved texts, I IMPLORE Y’ALL to have a library at home. Buy banned books and encourage your kids to read them. It’s the only way around this. My family read constantly. Books are POWER.

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Fire on the Bayou Friday youtube.com/watch?v=KoHJ...

Alison Fisk (@alisonfisk.bsky.social) reposted

Artists have always loved to sketch! Sketch of a sparrow from Egypt dated c. 1479–1458 BC. Some 3,500 years ago in Egypt, artists used small flakes of limestone as sketchpads! MMA excavations 1922-23, Deir el-Bahri. 📷 The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti... #FindsFriday #Archaeology

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Oh! 🦜🦜🦜

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does Jennings ever go outside

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youtu.be/XiMYqDD9kXw?...

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Well he has the required number of chins.

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Three Button Hand Me Down Thursday music.apple.com/us/album/thr...

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

What a punchable face.

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Nice try, Diddy

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How does one acquire a penguin petting job? I feel I have the skills required.

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social)

What it is what it is Wednesday youtu.be/mePG-nX0WCo

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Oh please. If his name was Mikewayne Jerryjeff Lawler R-Texas he’d support it 100% 🙄

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I can’t wait to volunteer for your campaign ❤️ You’ve got my vote, my family’s vote, my neighbors’ votes, and my friends’ votes. NC needs you!

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

Mars, Bitches!

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NOW HURRY UP WITH MY MCFATBURGER WITH DOUBLE FRIES BEFORE I STROKE OUT FROM RAGE - a Republican who has never missed a meal

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If this mf’s eyes were any closer together he’d be a cyclops. His face is what centuries of cousin fucking gets you. Dude’s family tree is a straight line.

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Abbott is a cheaterrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Sweet. I guess I’m picking up a big stack of cash with my scrips at Walgreens tomorrow. What a windfall.

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they better put a breathalyzer on her gavel or whatnot

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My heart aches for this family. Trump is a monster.

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Sigh. Not now, radioactive wasps. apnews.com/article/radi... Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs

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The Fart of the Squeal

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

C’mon grim reaper, you can do it!

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OG Thin White Duke

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Thank you 🙏

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I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

*Reverend* Martin Luther King Jr. He was a southern Baptist minister. Nobody cares whether you pray or not. Maybe read a book, though. The library is free.

Wagatwe Wanjuki (@wagatwe.com) reposted

show this to every consultant who thinks chasing toxic masculinity is the way to getting going men's votes

Cats of Yore (@catsofyore.bsky.social) reposted

Did you know there was once a domestic cat constellation? 'Felis' was created by French astronomer Joseph Jérôme Lefrançois de Lalande in 1799, but the International Astronomical Union dumped Felis when they created their official constellation boundaries in 1930. www.ianridpath.com/startales/fe...

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And it’s been downhill ever since. Restore Felis asap!

womensartbluesky.bsky.social (@womensartbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

Fom the 'Water Women' series by Sonia Alins, contemporary Spanish artist and illustrator #WomensArt

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Dude looks how a hangover feels.

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

“perpeturated” I bet he says shit like supposably and conversate and honestly that’s more concerning than his porn addiction

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

Hiding in Argentina as Nazis do

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

We get 60% of our pharmaceuticals from Europe. So much winning. This is pure unadulterated MAGA bullshit. He knows he’s lying. He’s lying right in memaw’s face, whose meds are about to go waaaay up.

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They never intended to make America healthier. MAHA is a perverse enterprise that serves Bobby Jr’s arrogance, ego, and most frighteningly his callow and depraved preoccupation with eugenics.

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If you can’t see the con, you’re the mark

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s 68. That’s not exactly death’s door.

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I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

His astoundingly poor vocabulary never ceases to amaze me.

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s been a shooty and stabby 24 hours, even for us damn

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fingers crossed he craps himself one final time before the stroke takes him

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Same

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😂😂😂

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I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

Illegally parked! Look at his teeny tiny feets 🥹

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you’re gonna stroke out when you hear about MLK jr

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep 😂😂😂

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When I lived in DC he drove a dumb muscle car with ARTOWAR (not making this up) vanity plates, and spottings were frequent. He looks like an angry kewpie doll behind the wheel. 😂

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The intolerance is something I typically expect from maga boneheads.

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t wait to vote for you!

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no I guess you’re voting maga now 🙄

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut up, we’re fighting Nazis that disappear people.

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He’s very popular here! He’s got my vote.

I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

aw I’d get tickets but I’m having elective surgery with no anesthesia that day

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I saw Seb Gorka IRL and he is a tiny little man. (@mizzmelissa.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t wait for this pig to drop dead

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She’s getting roasted on TikTok 😂😂😂