Anyone who applies should just cite Biden executive orders. After all they will just be feeding this into an LLM for review. They likely aren’t smart enough to prompt it to look only for Trump EOs
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Anyone who applies should just cite Biden executive orders. After all they will just be feeding this into an LLM for review. They likely aren’t smart enough to prompt it to look only for Trump EOs
Why did they challenge Duffy and not Lutnick?
Even their comments game is on fire. From the War of 1812 candle
The sub title of the article should be “Bluesky doesn’t have a bot problem yet. But we think it should!” It ignores the bots that flood other platforms sparking “growth” and fueling toxic algorithmic “engagement”.
It all adds up now - GI Joe was actually a very oblique reference to patriots fighting ICE - all written by someone with knowledge of the economics of the British Raj
Traegers are great smokers but I always recommend BGE if you want an upgrade. At least if you like steaks. Can’t beat a setup that can go at 250 for 20 hours or be cracked up to 850+ for a blue steak. If you don’t like steak then stick with the Traeger - less work.
The mathematicians we all fired for competence
Funeral was in July. Rude that you were not invited - this new guy really does suck.
Flippity flop - just make up your mind - tomorrow we’ll be back to game on and the MIB4Cali super PAC emails will be rollin out
I think they got some blond kid from Argentina to moderate - last name starts with an H or something
It’s a new D&D race
SCOTUS ruled it fair play in a shadow docket ruling
The current White House needs to hold more strategy meetings
It’s not his fault - when he went to translate the script sent to him by his handlers, Grok screwed up the Russian to English conversion
I love that the “summary” is longer than the info in the paywall itself - it’s like a bad student trying to write an essay and only having the info for 1/8 of the word count and BSing the rest
The party that had already given up Burke for Robespierre has also given up Smith. I’m not sure if they switched to Rousseau or Marx…or Mao
Bessent - The boy who called trade deals
Not totally marketing vapor - some beautiful marbling on the ribeye I cooked up the other night (turned out delicious but actually too rich for a main). But 100% agree on the chili.
His cabinet, his family, people key to his House/Senate majority are implicated? Or all of the above including himself?
Ironic too since the family business allows him nowhere near it - they know he is a crank and don’t want him around anymore. Heir douchery seems to be a theme with this admin - maybe it’s a recessive gene
Good thing we don’t tariff the country that makes most cane sugar…
He had a senior moment - he saw a digital clock that said 4:25:50 and confused it for the federal funds target rate. Those extra points (dots) on the colons are too high…
Four years? I thought his current contract put him on an eight year book tour
Only an NYT reporter would put cast iron in the dishwasher
All his supporters know that seasoned cast iron is the way to go
Thank you!
Why do you think that? My gut (and brain) agree with you but I’m no expert. Is it because they haven’t laid off enough competent staff yet and so there would be a leak if they tried to fluff the numbers? Just curious
Is the coffee hot or iced?
He goes by Lunchtime Hammered - that’s why they went with the Midnight name for the op
My brain switched Scott with Michael Brown and I was surprised and then thought - well he isn’t the worst FEMA Director anymore…
They better hire an architecture and design firm called Roger’s Casements to oversee the project
We’ve got time
Can an autopen post?
Given your (AI generated) bona fides wouldn’t you drive yourself?
Another leading indicator might be that this guy’s defense attorney is also Hegseth’s personal attorney (of one of the Signal chats fame)
I’m not an economist but I don’t think there actually would be a trade deficit here. If he paid 24 carrots for that gold spray paint then technically there is no trade deficit since equal values of goods changed hands, right?
I think you can add “in” before “on it” and then we don’t even need the sarcasm
My wife may care about it - I am happy to run it by her for her reaction once you tell me
Now we learn that it is all about punishing American Girl dolls for going too woke. Seems obvious now in hindsight
Argentina? Exiled Nazi descendants coming back to the norther hemisphere? Those sound like some illegal immigrants I would be happy to see deported
The Cyber Ninjas have already been dispatched
So ships that were supposed to leave an Asian port and arrive in the next two weeks are still at the Asian port? Is that the correct way to read this?
It’s 4D Chutes and Ladders - there is no end game
[Time Served] = [Life in Prison] - (2 * [Sweatshop Days Worked]) Can someone solve this equation for me? I’m struggling with my autocracy math today
…are Republicans?
Now I understand why his family call him Plastic Sheets Pete - if you’re that big of a drunk and that much of a leaker, no bed is safe…
Pinocchracy
At least Kirkland Premium is still standing strong
To be fair it was more tears than laughter - both then and today
Both? How much do you need to impress these people on the call? One or the other should suffice - they can’t smell you or see bellow your belly button
Simple - community bank CEOs get freed from regulation they hate and ignore the fact that the big banks will steal their customers in short order now that they are without insurance. They get a short term win at the expense of their industry - modern corporate governance in practice
Looks like it is full circle for the lead lawyer on the brief
China dumping? Usually don’t want to piss of your chief lender
He probably wants funds reallocated to study “weaving”
Must be another regionalism - where I’m from we call salt and pepper table shakes
Separation anxiety?
Egg prices, schmegg prices - maple syrup inflation is the real worry. We can’t be waffling around about other threats. When it spikes it’s gonna crush the economy like a pancake. We are going to be toast quicker than the French in 1940. It’s gonna break America faster than we can imagine.
Finally, our first glimpses at the long rumored Face/Off sequel