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@prpenland.bsky.social

DeKalb County (GA) Soil and Water Conservation District Supervisor. Author of 12 books. My publisher pal advised me to rebuild my social media presence before pitching this half-written scifi novel, and I haven't written much since. Sigh.

created November 12, 2024

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Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Bari Weiss, really? History's trashiest batch of oligarchs have transformed our blue-chip media an intellectual garbage heap on par with WALL-E World and I resent it.

4/9/2025, 12:52:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Ted Ooze

3/9/2025, 10:02:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Turd Ewwwwws

3/9/2025, 10:02:07 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Right? My fat ass shouldn't be fat shaming anyone either, and I had Costco pizza for dinner last night. But since Rafito went there...

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3/9/2025, 9:57:58 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JB Pritzker (@jbpritzker.bsky.social) reposted

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

3/9/2025, 9:02:45 PM | 20391 3965 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

The Bible does say there will be seven Trumps of the Apocalypse, not just the one.

3/9/2025, 9:48:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Right? Franchises are disappointing like 90% of the time. Maybe something on that list will be good, though. Aliens and Terminator 2 were both amazing.

3/9/2025, 9:41:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

This loop begins and ends with "especially to the press." Deliberate or not, I hope it reminds journalists that no matter how subservient you are to the autocrat, it almost never ends well for you.

3/9/2025, 1:42:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?"

2/9/2025, 8:21:38 PM | 20423 5712 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Charlie Chaplin said, "The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish." WELP

3/9/2025, 12:45:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

"The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish." WELP

3/9/2025, 12:44:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Like Charlie Chaplin said, "The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish." WELP

3/9/2025, 12:44:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Remember, butterflies. When an opposition leader like Pritzker dies of a heart attack during the transition from democracy to Putin-aligned dictator, it's not "natural causes." It's a massive dose of insulin that disappears from the system before a delayed autopsy. www.nytimes.com/2006/07/03/w...

3/9/2025, 11:29:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for speaking up, but be careful! Historically, during the transition from democracy to dictatorship, people like you get hit with a massive dose of insulin to cause a heart attack, false flags, or a "lone-wolf" terrorist attack. Trust your gut when it comes to security people, ok?

3/9/2025, 11:07:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

This is all WWE-style fake wrestling to distract USAmericans and Venezuelans from the fact that our dictators are trash, and any NYT reporter who has been watching Maduro and Trump for the past decade knows that. Yes, people will die and no, neither Trump nor Maduro will lose any power.

3/9/2025, 10:56:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Maduro and Trump are on the same side. Maduro handed 49% of PdVSA to Rosneft in 2017, in exchange for help fixing the 2018 election. Then he and Trump announced "Fake News Awards" the same week; Bloomberg won both. Then Trump sabotaged the Juan Guiado op... www.americasquarterly.org/article/puti...

3/9/2025, 10:53:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

I spent 10 minutes googling other dictators who disappeared & fed rumors they were dead into social and trad media, in order to defuse opposition momentum. LOTS: Putin, Lukashenko, Daniel Ortega, bin Salman, Erdogan, Xi, Khameini, Kim Jong-un. Must be in the dictator playbook.

3/9/2025, 10:45:22 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

You think all USAmericans work outside, in the fields? Where are you posting from, "Tea Party Girl 69"?

3/9/2025, 10:41:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

They're going to try to take the Chicano out of Chicago and they will fail. At least, I hope they do.

2/9/2025, 11:57:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

The calm before an invasion by U.S. troops.

2/9/2025, 7:27:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted

It's so weird how Greenwald and Nate Silver and the like—who aren't even here—keep insisting that Bluesky is pro-DNC, when I've yet to see anyone here ever say anything nice about the DNC at all. Also, evaporating? Lol. Bluesky now sends WAY more traffic to @techdirt.com than Twitter *ever* did.

2/9/2025, 4:39:31 PM | 4933 583 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh. Seems like they’re consolidating military resources in the Confederacy. Smith and Wesson just moved to Tennessee as well.

2/9/2025, 6:44:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Do these people not shop for their own groceries?

2/9/2025, 6:12:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

James Cameron made me think the techpocolypse was going to be much more dramatic. Instead, they're just drinking our water, monopolizing our farmland, draining our electricity, impersonating our spiritual leaders, and telling our children to kill themselves. No fancy cyborgs needed.

2/9/2025, 2:07:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gabino Iglesias (@gabino.bsky.social) reposted

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

2/9/2025, 1:14:03 PM | 1586 251 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

I get you. What's going on in our sh!thole country is unpresidented. I just wish it were true. If democracies defended themselves half as well as the oligarchies, theocracies and autocracies, we wouldn't be sitting around waiting for Putin to drop nukes and Musk to block the West's response.

2/9/2025, 2:04:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

While Jeanine Áñez and (ironically?) Juan Orlando Hernández might agree with you....

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2/9/2025, 1:38:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Context, for the youth: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZzR...

2/9/2025, 1:16:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Bolsonaro could have cashed in on the right-wing Latino circuit from Miami to Mendoza to Madrid, for the rest of his life. Moral of the story: Never take advice from Steve Bannon, or anyone who was the inspiration for the villain from Pauly Shore movie.

2/9/2025, 1:12:28 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Until you're planning an event for September 2026 and realize there's no way it's going to happen because we'll be tits deep in WW3 by then. There's no point fighting about the wording of some AI-generated flyer. Just leave it as is and forget I said anything, none of this even matters.

2/9/2025, 12:57:08 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet the internet wants us to blame Boomers, an entire generation of people who are now mostly broke.

2/9/2025, 9:26:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

I nominate Buddy Carter!

2/9/2025, 9:13:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Since states began criminalizing abortion in 2017, the U.S. birth rate has dropped. Since Orban began his “redomestication of women” program in 1993, the Hungarian birth rate has dropped. Maybe, just maybe, oppressing women does doesn’t get us all horny to be reliant on men.

2/9/2025, 8:46:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Magneto?

Putin and Trump in a car together at their creepy Alaska summit, despite every security expert telling Donny not to do it.
1/9/2025, 9:17:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Once. In 2008. The exception that proves the rule.

1/9/2025, 8:49:37 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Nate Silver is always wrong, zero exceptions since 2009. Guess I'll keep posting on Bluesky!

1/9/2025, 8:49:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Just occurred to me what was going on the last time Trump wasn't sick.

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1/9/2025, 6:40:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

Keir Starmer just appointed Tim Allan, a board member of the anti trans hate group, Sex Matters, to be his new communications director.

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1/9/2025, 4:36:31 PM | 1108 351 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prof Chris Jackson (@seismatters.bsky.social) reposted

Keir Starmer and the current Labour party need to be fired into the sun. I simply cannot believe what he's become. What are backbenchers saying about this?!

1/9/2025, 3:58:55 PM | 95 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

So wild that the UK's corporate media is platforming closet fascist Keir Starmer and openly fascist Nigel Farange instead of anyone even remotely normal. 🙄 The media freakosystem is at least predictable from country to country.

1/9/2025, 4:56:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Barf

1/9/2025, 11:18:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:18:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted

"choose your preferred candidate" betch I'm a writer I'm not doing any work till the deadline is so close I can see the whites of its eyes

1/9/2025, 2:12:51 AM | 274 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

UGH. No matter how much I like you, nothing is more off-putting than work emails written by ChatGPT, especially about conservation 😐. I feel devalued, like I wasn't worth the effort, plus they're long-winded and... smooth like potted meat. And did you use AI research? Do I need to fact-check too?

1/9/2025, 9:34:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Never forget that in 2017, Maduro sold 49% of PdVSA, the oil Hugo Chavez went to all the trouble to nationalize, to Rosneft in exchange for Putin's help fixing the 2018 elections. Afterward, both he and Trump announced "Fake News Awards" the same week. Bloomberg won both. They're on the same team.

31/8/2025, 11:42:26 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

100% chance that photo has multiple pedophiles trying to divert attention away from their own pathetic perv.

31/8/2025, 11:24:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Sterne (@petersterne.com) reposted

Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.

Tweet from Joshua J. Friedman: Plaintiffs: No. Possible some children might be in that situation, but everything we could find on short notice is children not in this situation. Judge: Mr. Ensign you saying that *all* these children have parents who are requesting their return to Guatemala? DOJ: That's what I've been told Tweet from Joshua J. Friedman: Judge: During recess, I read provision you cited and then the complaint. Every one of 10 named plaintiffs says they are *afraid* of being sent back to Guatemala. (Reads aloud from declarations.) Doesn't line up with what govt is saying. This is why we have courts.
31/8/2025, 6:39:13 PM | 4891 1682 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

"As our neighbors vanish daily"

31/8/2025, 8:37:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

"As our neighbors vanish daily"

31/8/2025, 8:37:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Hey guys! Unemployment, like inflation, is at historic lows! Gas costs less than $2 per gallon, drug prices are down 1500%, salaries are up by $500 per month, and illegal border crossings are zero! And I know my fellow Libs will fall for it. #PBS #DINGDONGUN www.pbs.org/newshour/eco...

31/8/2025, 8:34:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm already planning my trip!

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31/8/2025, 7:57:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Road trip to Albuquerque!

31/8/2025, 5:52:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

AI slop with that famously bad photoshop of JD Vance repeated in an amusing way with the caption,
31/8/2025, 3:57:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Hey vernal equinox

31/8/2025, 3:37:56 PM | 136 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture atelier (@arainydancer.bsky.social) reposted

My nation's politics, I've always assumed has been irrelevant to most people in the world. I rarely ever find any purpose in talking about it because I find it hard to believe that anyone but ourselves would care, but Indonesian police brutality is truly incredible.

31/8/2025, 12:09:57 PM | 553 111 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

A minor character from a Faulkner novel bwaaaaaaaaa hahaha omg

31/8/2025, 3:32:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

I know Marjorie Taylor Greene*, and you sir are no Marjorie Taylor Greene. *I don't actually know her. I just leave snide comments on her FB sometimes.

31/8/2025, 3:31:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, you don't need to "defend" the USA from law-abiding taxpayers who happen to be immigrants, LGBT+, female, non-white, non-Christian etc. But you can go to war with them!

31/8/2025, 3:29:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Many white people, especially cis white Christian men, thought Trump would benefit them. Even if they voted against him, they thought they'd be safe if he won. Made it easier to stay pure rather than vote for realpolitik, which meant a continued alliance with Israel. Oh well

31/8/2025, 3:27:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect the biggest shifts are happening among conservative Latinos and Latino-adjacent neocons, eg the South Florida GOP. I wonder if this Venezuela op is designed to turn things around before the midterms. Still don't see Maduro going anywhere though... www.americasquarterly.org/article/puti...

31/8/2025, 3:21:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reposted

We bring back so much stuff, why not Art Deco? I've wanted an art deco PC case for decades. Is it really so much to ask? Come on.

31/8/2025, 2:01:43 PM | 603 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

*their

31/8/2025, 3:10:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Tennessee and Georgia here. I can assure you that most MAGA delusions persist. But there lies about lower unemployment, higher wages, and especially that 2.7% inflation rate are too big for even the most devout Trump-lover to swallow. Everyone's got to eat.

31/8/2025, 3:09:55 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."

31/8/2025, 2:51:41 PM | 26983 8645 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

USAmericans are too exhausted to not believe our eyes and ears, no matter what the party commands. Maybe if they'd slow down, let us have a nice holiday season, we'd have the bandwidth to imagine new clothes for their dumb empire.

31/8/2025, 2:38:17 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Buddy's been promoted to MAGA's Georgia bulldog, to replace the disillusioned Marjorie Taylor Greene as she goes rogue. Dude gets an A for effort but is clearly not up to the task.

31/8/2025, 2:35:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump and Maduro are both Putin-allied dictators, so I suspect this will be a series of scripted WWE-style skirmishes that won't threaten either man's hegemony. But do distract USAmericans and Venezuelans from how both are a$$ at their jobs. But who knows. The dogs of war don't come when called.

31/8/2025, 2:28:04 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

F*** him and the pale horse he rode in on.

31/8/2025, 2:07:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Even he looks like he's exhausted by all the awful he ushered in.

31/8/2025, 2:06:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

Join the more than 430,000 people who have signed up for Democracy Docket. Even better, join the 50,000 who help support the 20 person team by becoming a premium member! Free or premium, if you are not paying attention to the courts you are not paying attention to democracy. hubs.ly/Q03jcjqP0

30/8/2025, 11:10:16 PM | 4232 1039 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Sometimes, when ICE rounds up children from our grade schools, I think about those Denver Airport murals.

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31/8/2025, 11:38:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh he will be. And the Nazis he thinks he works so well with will be the ones to do it.

30/8/2025, 11:49:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude is straight out of those crazy Denver Airport murals the conspiracists were all agog over a few years back.

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30/8/2025, 11:37:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not against deadnaming X on aesthetic grounds, but at some point we have to accept that the pasty-faced space Nazi destroyed what we loved.

30/8/2025, 11:05:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Both these jerks work for Putin. Sure, maybe this is a real skirmish, anything's possible. But I'd bet $50 this is WWE-style wrestling, pure performative BS to distract USAmericans and Venezuelans from the fact that our garbage "presidents" suck at their jobs. www.livemint.com/politics/new...

30/8/2025, 11:04:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

Criminalization is the fuel of fascism.

30/8/2025, 12:39:38 AM | 1009 350 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve tried it a few times, mostly praying for theist who asked, “Please Christian God if you exist, please let my friend’s baby survive. Amen.” The kid died, btw, after like 29 heart surgeries and idk how many bills. I did not thank God for unanswered prayers, but luckily have friends in low places.

30/8/2025, 6:31:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Since unemployment has been dropping steadily since Trump and Musk gutted the Department of Labor back in February, sure these roided-up mercs could find a six-figure job in the private sector.

30/8/2025, 4:42:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

If it were the first red flag Fetterman had thrown up, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. But John looks like Moscow on May Day. In 1986. Filed in the same Dem/Lib/Lefty Excel column as Tulsi Gabbard, RFKJr, Kristin Sinema, Eric Adams, Russell Brand, Lindy Li and maaaaybe Ruben Gallegos idk tho.

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Profile picture Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) reposted

Nice committee you have there. Shame if something happened to it.

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30/8/2025, 1:49:02 PM | 910 148 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate from Kharkiv (@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social) reposted

Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.

30/8/2025, 11:43:54 AM | 24229 4339 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, this is a whole strategy for suppressing the opposition, isn't it. It'll probably work. bsky.app/profile/kate...

30/8/2025, 1:52:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Heh. Just posted this about how they've played the same game with Putin-allied dictator Daniel Ortega since 2006. It keeps people from fighting back, just in case death does the hard work for you. bsky.app/profile/prpe...

30/8/2025, 1:51:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

Most recently, back in May 2025, the 79yo dictator had died! Except, he hadn't. I believe the purpose of these rumors is to keep the opposition from fighting back as hard as they could, and instead wait for death to solve the problem for them. But who knows. confidencial.digital/en/english/d...

30/8/2025, 1:48:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

In 2020, he disappeared for a couple of months (he does that a lot, according to rumors to get special health treatments on some Russian oligarch's yacht) and it was rumored he'd died of COVID. He came back refreshed and, erm, pro-COVID. www.theguardian.com/world/2020/a...

30/8/2025, 1:46:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Sometimes, when my fellow libs stop resisting while waiting for Trump to [redacted], I remember that Nicaragua's transition from flawed democracy to totalitarian dictatorship was accompanied by rumors of strongman Ortega's impending death. Back in 2009, it was lupus: cpj.org/reports/2009...

30/8/2025, 1:44:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social)

Twitter is dead. It's been dead. Might as well call it X now, although I prefer swastika. com

30/8/2025, 12:40:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm on day 11 of whatever strain of COVID my kid brought home from school. It's HORRIBLE. Not the sore throat one. The "everything hurts and I can't breath" one. If I ever stop testing positive I'll be wearing masks in public buildings until the CDC is functioning again. 2029 at the earliest.

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Profile picture andy™ (@andylevy.net) reposted

melania constantly refreshing the tl

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Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

When Nicaragua transitioned from flawed democracy to dictatorship, rumors swirled that the Putin-allied strongman, Ortega, was dying of an autoimmune disease. That was 2006. It's a strategy. Keeps people from rising up because they think death will do the work for them. It won't.

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Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

He's trash and if civilization survives the next few years, will always be remembered as trash and studied as trash. His grandchildren and great grandchildren will be embarrassed to admit they were descended from such trash.

30/8/2025, 1:33:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PRPenland (@prpenland.bsky.social) reply parent

So jealous. I hope enough of the CDC eggheads are stuck here in Atlanta that they'll start their own lab ASAP. They aren't collapsing our medical research infrastructure to save money, they're softening up our defenses for a reason.

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This should bring down the price of eggs

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The terrorist who shot up the CDC was an Anti-vaxxer. Can anti-vaxxers all be held accountable?

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The only way that closet case can get it up for a woman is out of spite.

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SkyNet didn't need to invent cyborgs. It just needed human collaborators and glowing rectangles. Because we'll fall for anything.

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SkyNet didn’t have to build cyborgs. Just hire collaborators.

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But “Bobby Brainworm” is alliterative and fun to say.

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RFKJR was chosen because he was an Epstein client who did horrible things on camera and can be controlled with kompramat. people.com/ask-not-maur...

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Cue a bunch of people saying they won't vote for Newsom in 2028, as if we're going to even have elections in 2028 if we don't ally with people we don't agree with on every single thing and fight back

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